Porsche: guys, guys. Did you hear about the italian chef who died?
Porsche: he pasta-way
Big: *chuckles*
Ken: what.
Arm: did he just-?
Pol: WAS THAT A LAUGH ?
Pete: dude, how did you do that?
Porsche: I don't know, man. I'm scared
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one thing though.
Arm--fucking ARM--not only bugged Kinn's suit. HIS BOSS' SUIT. HIS MAFIA BOSS SUIT. But also did it to help Porsche catch his boss CHEATING (if he did happen to cheat) AND had a code system for helping Porsche CATCH KINN IN THE ACT.
THIS MAN SETS WHOLE NEW STANDARD FOR FRIENDSHIP.
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Pete, wakes up in the middle of the night to see Porsche an inch from his face:
Porsche: So we had this id-, stop screaming-, we had this idea.
Pete: Who the hell is we?
Pol, directly beside his face: We had this idea.
Pete: Dear God, there's two of them.
Arm, sliding out from under the bed: Three actually. I helped them to get in and get you, I'd feel safer to whatever they want to do if you're with us.
Vegas, who was asleep: What the hell is happening?
Tankhun, entering in the room: We're stealing your husband.
Vegas, hugging Pete: Fuck no.
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*KP characters in a Haunted House part 2*
Chay: I feel like chay is the type that will look at the 'ghost' and smile at them, he will flinch when there are jump scares but he would mostly be calm, I feel like he likes watching horror movies and the haunted house was probably nth for him
Kim: isn't impressed at all by the haunted house, slightly flinches in the jump scaresl but denies it, he glares at the 'ghosts' that come near Chay
Vegas: he thinks the blood and the skeletons look too fake and would prefer having real ones, He IS the jump scare, He isn't scared if anything he is the one who who scares the 'ghosts' with his grin, he just enjoys Pete clinging to him
Pete: almost punches a ghost in surprise, clings onto Vegas for dear life whenever there's a jump scare, curses ALOT
Macau: is here for the show, more invested in the drama infront of him than the haunted house honestly, Vegas glares at him when he ruins their moments, does not give a shit he loves being a menace.
!bonus!
Arm and Pol: both of them would be scared shitless and probs be hugging each other for dear life, would probably be behind Tankhun most of the time, Pol would probably punch one of the ghosts because he gets scared
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Pol: Bro-
Arm: No, no, hold up, rewind.
Arm: My tongue was down your throat just a second ago and you're calling me bro??
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Kim: It’s okay to keep secrets! Everybody has some skeletons in the closet!
Kinn: Some wraiths in the attic
Tankhun: Some ghosts in the bedroom
Pete: Some mummies in the kitchen
Big: Some enchanted armor on the stairs
Arm: Some slimes in the basement.
Pol: Maybe a giant spider in the backyard.
Chay:
Porsche: This house is starting to feel very unsafe.
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Pol: maybe you and your boyfriend...
Big: I don't have a boyfriend.
Arm: You don't? I thought you and Porsche were dating...
Big: What-? Wait a minute, how many of you thought I was dating Porsche?
Big:
Big: Porsche put your fucking hand down
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The main family: if you hurt Pete, we’ll kill you.
Vegas: if I hurt Pete, I’ll kill myself.
The main family: Not if we kill you first.
Pete: Pleasure to watch you all interact as always.
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