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link-sans-specs · 2 months
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You ever smell the back of your glasses?
Brittany Broski
Rhett & Link Join Brittany Broski's Royal Court
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becausethathappens · 2 months
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knights of the dilf brotherhood
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theliterarywolf · 2 years
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I don't mean this maliciously to your followers, but as a silver-fox enjoyer I don't think your followers know what a silver fox really is when I see them consider Taro as a DILF (cringed a bit just writing that, not a fan of the term personally). Shura from Fire Emblem Fates is a silver fox. Kaburagi from Deca-dence is a silver fox. Askeladd from Vinland Saga. Fucking WRATH from Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood. All silver foxes. Taro is just a late 20's to early 30's hipster.
You're not wrong, anon... Though I do apologize because I am going to keep using the term DILF.
Honestly, as much as I've been loving dunking on people for thinking Turo is hot, it's been reminding me of a certain period of time over in the Cookie Run fandom:
CR Fandom - Oh my God, look at that DILF! Rail me, daddy~
The DILF in question
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Meanwhile the developers gave us actual DILF/Silver Fox designs in the form of Eggnog (on the left) and Tea Knight (on the right)
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rookthorne · 6 days
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The long-awaited event is here and this is my second card. Building it has been one of the most fun experiences I have had with partaking in an event.
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𝑬𝑽𝑬𝑵𝑻 𝑼𝑵𝑰𝑽𝑬𝑹𝑺𝑬𝑺
―  BUCKY BARNES  ―
֎  Biker!Bucky Barnes  —  Brotherhood & Bullets ֎  Farmer!Bucky Barnes  —  Peaches ‘n Cream Ranch ֎ Mechanic!Bucky Barnes  —  His Girls ֎  Modern!DILF!Bucky Barnes — Whispered Affections ֎  Outlaw!Bucky Barnes   —  Run You Down ֎  Paramedic!Bucky Barnes  —  Lights, Sirens and Sincerity ֎  Scare Actor!Bucky Barnes  —  The Hunt ֎  Stripper!Bucky Barnes  —  Buried Inhibitions ֎  Tattoo Artist!Bucky Barnes  —  Inked Sun
―  STUCKY  ―
֎  Firemen!Stucky  —  Built Differently ֎  Tattoo Artist!Stucky  —  Garden of Ink
𝑬𝑽𝑬𝑵𝑻 𝑭𝑰𝑪 𝑪𝑶𝑼𝑵𝑻
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𝑬𝑽𝑬𝑵𝑻 𝑾𝑶𝑹𝑫 𝑪𝑶𝑼𝑵𝑻
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𝑬𝑽𝑬𝑵𝑻 𝑳𝑰𝑵𝑲𝑺
—  The AO3 SERIES can be found HERE.
𝑬𝑽𝑬𝑵𝑻 𝑵𝑶𝑻𝑬𝑺
𝐍𝐒𝐅𝐖 𝐌𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭
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𝐁𝐮𝐢𝐥𝐝 𝐚 𝐁𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐲 𝐁𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐨 (𝐂𝟐) 𝐒𝐅𝐖 𝐌𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭
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─── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ─── 𝐊𝐄𝐘 ─── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ───
— 𝐀  = angst — ��  = whump — 𝐈 = sick fic — 𝐃  = dark — 𝐃² = dead dove — 𝐏 = poly — 𝐊 = kid fic — 𝐅  = fluff — 𝐒  = smut
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➤ 𝐉𝐀𝐍𝐔𝐀𝐑𝐘
★ ★ ★ 𝐏𝐨𝐥𝐲𝐚𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐲 ★ ★ ★
✪ 𝐒𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐒𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐫𝐬 ───   Closeted!Bodyguard!Stucky x Mafia!F!Reader ──  𝐏 + 𝐅 ─  𝐀𝐎𝟑
Suspicion and lies often led to the brash decisions that ended empires, whether they were justified or proven false, it didn’t matter — what was said and done could never be taken back. It was how you developed such a keen sense for divulging the truth, and what else could you have done with such temptation being placed on a silver platter in front of you?
✪ 𝐃𝐞𝐯𝐨𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 ───   Tattoo Artist!Stucky x Florist!F!Reader ──  𝐏 + 𝐅 ─  𝐀𝐎𝟑
A long day led to a long week, snowballing into a long, long festive season. The boys — your knights in shining armour, residing in their castle of artistry — they knew long before you yourself did, and they had an idea of how to turn it around, to bring a smile to your lips and to restore your vitality.
★ ★ ★ 𝐖𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐟𝐢𝐜 ★ ★ ★
─── 𝐓𝐁𝐑
★ ★ ★ 𝐁𝐞𝐝𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐕𝐢𝐠𝐢𝐥 ★ ★ ★
✪ 𝐖𝐨𝐫𝐧 𝐖𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐫; 𝐑𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐖𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐲 𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭 ───  Paramedic!Bucky Barnes x F!Reader ──  𝐀 + 𝐅 ─ 𝐀𝐎𝟑
Battles were fought and won, ruthlessly bloody and heartbreakingly sorrowful, for all. Especially your own warrior, who put his all into the work needed on the front lines, and sometimes, he needed protection of his own.
★ ★ ★ 𝐓𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠 ★ ★ ★
✪ 𝐅𝐨𝐫𝐛𝐢𝐝𝐝𝐞𝐧 𝐂𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐬𝐢𝐭𝐲 ───  DILF!Bucky Barnes x Babysitter!F!Reader ──  𝐀 + 𝐊 + 𝐅 ─ 𝐀𝐎𝟑
The first day of any new job was always the hardest — all the rules and roles to navigate while establishing yourself as someone reliable, trustworthy, and far too interested in your employer.
✪ 𝐀 𝐌𝐞𝐫𝐫𝐲 𝐌𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐞 ───  Biker!Bucky Barnes x F!Reader ──  𝐅 ─ 𝐀𝐎𝟑
A battle raged and weapons clashed on that festive day, and only one of the two warriors would make it out alive.  You were determined to make your opponent fall to his knees and beg for mercy — only then would you celebrate the victory. But first? Wade through the plight of the treacherous terrain and land that one hit. 
✪ 𝐓𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫'𝐬 𝐒𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐨𝐧 ───  Scare Actor!Bucky Barnes x F!Reader ──  𝐅 ─ 𝐀𝐎𝟑
Bucky had more than one way to scare the living daylights out of you — it wasn’t just in his job description; it was in his nature.
✪ 𝐏𝐢𝐜𝐤 𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐏𝐨𝐢𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐃𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐆𝐞𝐭 𝐆𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐝𝐲 ───   Stripper!Bucky x F!Reader ──   𝐅 ─   𝐀𝐎𝟑 
A venture to a club for a performance — the type that better suited the phrase ‘once in a lifetime’ — left you with far more than you could have ever anticipated for when you step out from the double, glass doors. The secrets within the lustful atmosphere weighed on your own thoughts, as did the vivid imagery of what happened up on that stage: the drag of heated palms over your clothes and the whispered words of praise that would fuel your sinful dreams for a time. Only, the source of your maladaptive daydreams waited for you outside.
✪ 𝐏𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝐓𝐨 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐑𝐞𝐬𝐜𝐮𝐞 ───  Mechanic!Bucky Barnes x F!Reader ──  𝐅 ─ 𝐀𝐎𝟑
The call for the cavalry would never go unanswered, but it would be remiss of your boyfriend to not tease you a little first.
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➤ 𝐅𝐄𝐁𝐑𝐔𝐀𝐑𝐘
★ ★ ★ 𝐒𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐥𝐞 𝐏𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐭 ★ ★ ★
✪ 𝐅𝐨𝐫𝐛𝐢𝐝𝐝𝐞𝐧 𝐂𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐬𝐢𝐭𝐲 ───  DILF!Bucky Barnes x Babysitter!F!Reader ──  𝐀 + 𝐊 + 𝐅 ─ 𝐀𝐎𝟑
The first day of any new job was always the hardest — all the rules and roles to navigate while establishing yourself as someone reliable, trustworthy, and far too interested in your employer.
★ ★ ★ 𝐁𝐚𝐝 𝐑𝐞𝐩𝐮𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 ★ ★ ★
✪ 𝐎𝐡 𝐃𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐥, 𝐊𝐞𝐞𝐩 𝐌𝐞 𝐒𝐚𝐟𝐞 ───   Outlaw!Bucky Barnes x F!Reader ──   𝐅 ─   𝐀𝐎𝟑 
Something was coming, and it was on its way to you — there was no way to save yourself from the devil that set his sights on you, and you were hopeless against the whims of his charm or rugged ways.  And in an act of gratitude and pure innocence, you allowed the devil in, none the wiser for what was to come; no man was without his sins, but better the devil you don’t know. 
★ ★ ★ 𝐅𝐨𝐫𝐞𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐊𝐢𝐬𝐬 ★ ★ ★
✪ 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐓𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐧'𝐬 𝐒𝐮𝐧 ───   Tattoo Artist!Bucky Barnes x F!Reader ──   𝐀 + 𝐅 ─   𝐀𝐎𝟑 
The first port of call, whether you intuitively chose it or not, was always going to be Bucky — rain or shine, he was there to lift your spirits, and at that moment, you needed it more than ever. 
✪ 𝐃𝐞𝐯𝐨𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 ───   Tattoo Artist!Stucky x Florist!F!Reader ──  𝐏 + 𝐅 ─  𝐀𝐎𝟑
A long day led to a long week, snowballing into a long, long festive season. The boys — your knights in shining armour, residing in their castle of artistry — they knew long before you yourself did, and they had an idea of how to turn it around, to bring a smile to your lips and to restore your vitality.
✪ 𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞, 𝐒𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐭𝐬 ───  Biker!Bucky Barnes x F!Reader ──  𝐀 + 𝐅 ─ 𝐀𝐎𝟑
Bucky was adept at making the best of a situation; a rain of bullets or his pain, it did not matter. A comedic, blasé brush off of whatever was wrong, and he was on his way.  Though, that trick didn’t work on you. And you always saw straight through it.
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➤ 𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐂𝐇
★ ★ ★ 𝐌𝐮𝐭𝐮𝐚𝐥 𝐏𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 ★ ★ ★
✪ 𝐃𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐓𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐬, 𝐃𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐒𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐬 ───  DILF!Bucky Barnes x Babysitter!F!Reader ──  𝐀 + 𝐊 + 𝐅 ─ 𝐀𝐎𝟑
To find one to dance to the Devil’s call was a rare thing, but you found your match in the least expected place. The only problem? A small, little girl that was determined to never let her new friend forget that she was home, too.
★ ★ ★ 𝐅𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐅𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐀𝐔 ★ ★ ★
─── 𝐓𝐁𝐑
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➤ 𝐀𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐋
★ ★ ★ 𝐃𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐜 ★ ★ ★
✪ 𝐀 𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭'𝐬 𝐄𝐦𝐛𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐞 ───   Firemen!Stucky x F!Reader ──  𝐏 + 𝐅 ─  𝐀𝐎𝟑
You should have known that things were never going to go to plan within that household — no matter how badly you wanted to start your day by treating your boys, they had other ideas, and accomplices. 
✪ 𝐃𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐓𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐬, 𝐃𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐒𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐬 ───  DILF!Bucky Barnes x Babysitter!F!Reader ──  𝐀 + 𝐊 + 𝐅 ─ 𝐀𝐎𝟑
To find one to dance to the Devil’s call was a rare thing, but you found your match in the least expected place. The only problem? A small, little girl that was determined to never let her new friend forget that she was home, too.
★ ★ ★ 𝐖𝐢𝐥𝐝 𝐖𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐀𝐔 ★ ★ ★
✪ 𝐎𝐡 𝐃𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐥, 𝐊𝐞𝐞𝐩 𝐌𝐞 𝐒𝐚𝐟𝐞 ───   Outlaw!Bucky Barnes x F!Reader ──   𝐅 ─   𝐀𝐎𝟑
Something was coming, and it was on its way to you — there was no way to save yourself from the devil that set his sights on you, and you were hopeless against the whims of his charm or rugged ways.  And in an act of gratitude and pure innocence, you allowed the devil in, none the wiser for what was to come; no man was without his sins, but better the devil you don’t know. 
★ ★ ★ 𝐏𝐞𝐭 𝐍𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐬 ★ ★ ★
─── 𝐓𝐁𝐑
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➤ 𝐌𝐀𝐘
─── 𝐓𝐁𝐀
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➤ 𝐉𝐔𝐍𝐄
─── 𝐓𝐁𝐀
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➤ 𝐉𝐔𝐋𝐘
─── 𝐓𝐁𝐀
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➤ 𝐀𝐔𝐆𝐔𝐒𝐓
─── 𝐓𝐁𝐀
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➤ 𝐒𝐄𝐏𝐓𝐄𝐌𝐁𝐄𝐑
─── 𝐓𝐁𝐀
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➤ 𝐎𝐂𝐓𝐎𝐁𝐄𝐑
─── 𝐓𝐁𝐀
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➤ 𝐍𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐌𝐁𝐄𝐑
★ ★ ★ 𝐅𝐚𝐫𝐦𝐞𝐫'𝐬 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐞𝐭 ★ ★ ★
✪ 𝐏𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐡𝐲 𝐊𝐞𝐞𝐧 ───  Farmer!Husband!Bucky x Wife!F!Reader ──  𝐅 ─ 𝐀𝐎𝟑
Bucky knew well enough that your venture to the Christmas market would not leave him unscathed, but still, as your loving husband, he trailed behind you loyally and almost complaint free — until you sprang a surprise on him.
★ ★ ★ 𝐂𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐟𝐢𝐜 ★ ★ ★
✪ 𝐓𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐓𝐚𝐥𝐞 ───   Tattoo Artist!Stucky x Florist!F!Reader ──  𝐏 + 𝐅 ─  𝐀𝐎𝟑
There was never, ever a dull moment when it came to the pair of troublemakers you had involved yourself with, and your Christmas market stall was not immune, either.
✪ 𝐀 𝐌𝐞𝐫𝐫𝐲 𝐌𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐞 ───  Biker!Bucky Barnes x F!Reader ──  𝐅 ─ 𝐀𝐎𝟑
A battle raged and weapons clashed on that festive day, and only one of the two warriors would make it out alive.  You were determined to make your opponent fall to his knees and beg for mercy — only then would you celebrate the victory. But first? Wade through the plight of the treacherous terrain and land that one hit. 
✪ 𝐓𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫'𝐬 𝐒𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐨𝐧 ───  Scare Actor!Bucky Barnes x F!Reader ──  𝐅 ─ 𝐀𝐎𝟑
Bucky had more than one way to scare the living daylights out of you — it wasn’t just in his job description; it was in his nature.
✪ 𝐏𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝐓𝐨 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐑𝐞𝐬𝐜𝐮𝐞 ───  Mechanic!Bucky Barnes x F!Reader ──  𝐅 ─ 𝐀𝐎𝟑
The call for the cavalry would never go unanswered, but it would be remiss of your boyfriend to not tease you a little first.
★ ★ ★ 𝐑𝐞𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐲 𝐀𝐔 ★ ★ ★
─── 𝐓𝐁𝐑
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➤ 𝐃𝐄𝐂𝐄𝐌𝐁𝐄𝐑
★ ★ ★ 𝐁𝐚𝐛𝐲𝐬𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 ★ ★ ★
✪ 𝐅𝐨𝐫𝐛𝐢𝐝𝐝𝐞𝐧 𝐂𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐬𝐢𝐭𝐲 ───  DILF!Bucky Barnes x Babysitter!F!Reader ──  𝐀 + 𝐊 + 𝐅 ─ 𝐀𝐎𝟑
The first day of any new job was always the hardest — all the rules and roles to navigate while establishing yourself as someone reliable, trustworthy, and far too interested in your employer.
★ ★ ★ 𝐏𝐮𝐛𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐬𝐭 𝐀𝐔 ★ ★ ★
─── 𝐓𝐁𝐑
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Card by the team at @buckybarnesevents
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thesleepy1 · 2 years
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Among The Garden
A/N: @shit-i-say-shit-i-think requested a fic with dad!witchers and I'm a softy for big old scary looking dilfs who are actually great dads. I just had to write this domestic fluff. Although, don't get used the the fluff. :D
Pairings: Lambert x Mother!Reader
Summary: Lambert faces fatherhood like he faces any other thing. Head on.
Word count: 1,730
Warnings: angst, hurt/comfort,
You, Lambert, and your two kids could have honestly appeared like any other village family. You could have passed as a kindhearted baker from afar; Lambert a sturdy blacksmith with a heart made of gold. The parents of two rowdy children that could never seem to get along. If no one decided to look too closely, the four of you looked like anyone else.
However, if one took a look for longer than a second, they would see that you four were the farthest from normal. Besides the obvious glow of Lambert’s eyes and the swords he keeps laying around the house, you weren’t exactly the normal village type either. You were an oddball to put it nicely. Two small children and unmarried, it was unheard of. Then there was the conversation of your children’s biological father. Who had seemed to leave you a great sum of money if your home and gardens were anything to go by.
“I’m going to be a mage when I grow up!” your ten year old daughter yelled from the top of what she deemed as her hay bale. “I’ll be just like Daddy.” She bounced up and down the hay bale, her father’s scarf wrapped snugly around her neck.
Your former lover was a rogue mage who did not join any brotherhood. He rejected the very idea of mages using their powers to benefit greedy kings and instead chose to use his powers for the betterment of the common people. He came from a wealthy family yet chose to travel to small villages to help its residence. If only more mages saw his way instead of turning their backs on him, your children might have still had their father.
“Then let’s see your Chaos, Chanachai!” Lambert yelled from the fields where he helped with your crops. His arms flexed in their linen confines, the very muscle under his skin what you had used for your revenge. “I could use some help with your old Magpie.”
Chanachai stuck her tongue out at Lambert who let out a chuckle from deep within his throat. “Mages don’t garden, Lambert. They attend court and pretty balls with knights and swords!” Having proved Lambert wrong, Chanachai ran up and down the hay bale without breaking a sweat. “Daddy told me himself.” Her scarf flew behind her as she ran through the unharvested fields.
Your son, Nattasit who was less adventurous, practically clung to Lambert’s side as he attempted to help you with harvest. The boy had spent most of the afternoon by Lambert’s side, carefully observing him as he chucked corn and cut squash from vines. Nattasit knew not to get in the way, but when you offered to teach him how to help on old Magpie he quickly ran back to Lambert’s side. Old Magpie was just too big and scary for him. Horses were just among the many things that scared your six year old.
“But, Chana, Papa told you to help him with Magpie,” Nattasit told his older sister who decided the best way to spend her time was climbing atop and trying to balance on your fence.
“Papa didn’t tell me anything. Lambert just admitted he can’t handle Magpie.” She stuck out both her hands to balance on the fence post. Seeing your concern, she stood on one foot to tempt fate.
“Get down from there before you get hurt,” you scolded from Magpie’s side. The old mare snorted in agreement. The girl ignored both your and Magpie’s concern and trotted along the fence without concern. The autumn breeze didn’t even seem to bother her despite you shivering in your layers. She seemed to be made of the very thing that kept trees warm and alive during winter. Something entirely of the earth.
“She’ll be fine,” Lambert waved off your worry, a knowing smirk stretching across his face. “If she keeps that up, she’ll be a little witcher in no time.”
At Lambert’s words, Chanachai quickly leapt off the fence with indignation. “I’m not going to be a witcher.” She marched up to Lambert among the crops and promptly crossed her arms. “I’m going to be a mage like Daddy.”
Nattasit’s grip on Lambert’s leg tightened. Lambert merely ruffled his head of dark hair and stood straight to address Chanachai. “I’ve been alive for quite some time and I’ve never seen a mage pull of the tricks you just did. That, there, my little witcheress, was all witcher.”
“Mages could do tricks too. Daddy knew how to do all sorts of jumps and flips.” Her brown eyes seem to aglow with her excitement. “He taught them to me himself. He would take me to the hills behind the village and teach me the tricks where the ground was still soft.” To demonstrate, Chanachai did a cartwheel that just missed your prized lettuce patches. “See? Mages can do tricks just like witchers. Probably better ones too! Daddy could beat you without even having to call upon Chaos.”
Lambert merely laughed at Chanachai’s antics but Nattasit had other ideas. Leaving the protection of Lambert’s side, he approached his sister with barely contained nerves. “I’m going to be a witcher,” Nattasit said with a level of confidence not reflected in his stance. “Just like Papa.”
“Why would I want to be a silly witcher?”
Chanachai’s tone did nothing to placate Nattasit. “You take that back.” He seemed more upset than before, balling up his little hands into tight fists. “Why do you even want to be a mage? Why not a witcher like our Papa? He kills scary monsters and comes home to help Mama every day.”
“Lambert’s your Papa, not mine. My Daddy’s a real mage with incredible powers. He looks like me too, Mama said so herself.” Chanachai pointed to her face, her brown skin tinted pink from the cold. “I have his nose and his personality. I’m just like him. He used to take me swimming and when we would race, I would beat him every time.”
“He’s no real Daddy,” Nattasit willed back tears. You quickly tied Magpie to a fence point and made your way to intervene. “Papa’s better than Daddy. He taught me how to tie my laces and how to sneak strawberry tarts from Mama. He keeps the nightmare away and makes sure the monsters don’t get anywhere near us. Papa does that, not Daddy.”
Chanachai seemed enraged by Nattasit’s stance on the matter. Her shoulders were tense and she kept stomping her foot down on the garden. Your poor sprouting turnips didn’t stand a chance to her assault. “That’s because Daddy’s busy,” she said defensively. “When he comes back he’ll show Lambert who's boss! And then he’ll teach me how to control Chaos just like he promised. He’ll come back and you’ll see. He’s the better Daddy!”
“Then why doesn’t he want to see me?” Tears fell from your youngest and Lambert leapt to action. He rushed to crouch down and hold little Nattasit in his arms. For once the boy did not want to be contained. Nattasit bashed and pushed at Lambert’s arms, but the six year old’s strength was no match for the witcher’s. “Why hasn’t he come back?” Nattasit sobbed, his cries ugly things as snot dripped down from his nose and his voice grew so hoarse it was hard to understand his words. “Why doesn’t he want to teach me how to swim or show me tricks too? What did I do wrong? I want to meet him too.”
Then, so softly you could barely hear from two rows of beanstalks away, Nattasit whispered, “If I went away, would he come see you? Did he leave because he didn’t want me?”
Lambert tried to soothe the boy in his arms like a wild animal ensnared in a trap. His hand rubbed Nattasit’s back to calm Nattasit from his fit. His voice was hushed, not accusatory or dismissive. “No one wants you to go away, Natt. We want you right here with us.” Nattasit wrapped his arms around Lambert. He held as tight as he could but his arms were too short to encompass Lambert entirely. Chanachai made up the rest of her way with her arms.
“Yeah, we want you with us.” Chanachai watched her little brother, “You could be a witcher or a mage, Daddy would love you either way.” At that, Nattasit raised his face where it had been hiding against Lambert’s neck. His teary eyes were full of life at the prospect of his Daddy’s approval.
“He would?”
Chanachai nodded eagerly, “He would. Just wait till he comes back. He’s going to love you as much as he loves me.” Then, taking a look at how Lambert had reacted so quickly to Nattasit’s needs, Chanachai added, “Lambert loves us just as much if not more, and he’s not even our real Daddy.”
“But Papa is,” Nattasit defended, wiping away his snot and tears against Lambert’s shirt. “He’s our real Papa.”
“Nuh-Uh!”
“Is too.”
Before another fight could break out, you settle down on the ground next to the trio. You laid a gentle hand on Nattasit’s back and wrapped Chanachai’s scarf that had loosened while she played. You took in your little family and how they had grown. Nattasit had only been a baby and Chanachai had only turned five when their Daddy didn’t come back. How time had passed right before your eyes without you noticing?
“How about you two have both?” you tried, giving them a smile that matched their own. “Daddy is both your real Daddys, and Lambert is both your real Papas? That way no one gets left out.”
Nattasit who was tuckered out and holding Lambert’s shoulder like he would a pillow nodded with a sleepy smile. Chanachai had to consider for a moment. She looked at you and then at the two that her little brother and Lambert made. She saw how easily he fitted in Lambert’s arms. How easily Nattasit slept when Lambert was around when she still remembered the nights where he would scream endlessly at the littlest sound.
Quietly, Chanachai nodded, “Daddy would still be my Daddy, right?”
“Of course.”
“No one could replace him. Not even Lambert.”
“I don’t plan on it.”
Then a pause where Chanachai smiled and again, it was mirrored. “Then you can be my Papa too.”
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link-sans-specs · 2 months
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I knight thee Lord Rhett and Lord Link, Knights of the Dilf Brotherhood.
Brittany Broski
Rhett & Link Join Brittany Broski's Royal Court
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rookthorne · 3 months
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It's heart month! What better way to celebrate then think of our favourite supersoldiers spoiling us?
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𝑬𝑽𝑬𝑵𝑻 𝑼𝑵𝑰𝑽𝑬𝑹𝑺𝑬𝑺
―  BUCKY BARNES  ―
֎  Biker!Bucky Barnes  —  Brotherhood & Bullets ֎  Lumberjack!Bucky Barnes  —  Sturdy Roots, Strong Hearts ֎  Mechanic!Bucky Barnes  —  His Girls ֎  Modern!DILF!Bucky Barnes — Whispered Affections ֎  Tattoo Artist!Bucky Barnes  —  Inked Sun
―  STUCKY  ―
֎  Tattoo Artist!Stucky  —  Garden of Ink
𝑬𝑽𝑬𝑵𝑻 𝑭𝑰𝑪 𝑪𝑶𝑼𝑵𝑻
TBR
𝑬𝑽𝑬𝑵𝑻 𝑾𝑶𝑹𝑫 𝑪𝑶𝑼𝑵𝑻
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𝑬𝑽𝑬𝑵𝑻 𝑳𝑰𝑵𝑲𝑺
—  The AO3 SERIES can be found HERE.
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𝐕𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐒𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐁𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐨
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─── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ─── 𝐊𝐄𝐘 ─── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ───
— 𝐀  = angst — 𝐖  = whump — 𝐈 = sick fic — 𝐃  = dark — 𝐃² = dead dove — 𝐏 = poly — 𝐊 = kid fic — 𝐅  = fluff — 𝐒  = smut
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ʚɞ 𝐓𝐁𝐑
𝑲𝑰𝑵𝑲𝒀
───   AU!Bucky/Stucky x F!Reader ──  𝐓𝐁𝐑 ─  𝐀𝐎𝟑
𝐓𝐁𝐑
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ʚɞ 𝐋𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞
𝑳𝑶𝑽𝑬 𝒀𝑶𝑼
───   Lumberjack!Bucky Barnes x F!Reader ──  𝐅 ─  𝐀𝐎𝟑
Acts of love never had to be something overstated or complicated — it lay in smaller actions. An offer to make lunch or a warm cup of drink; to do a chore or errand that the other dreaded, only to see their eyes brighten for thoughtfulness.  Bucky was much the same man as those who preferred smaller, intentional acts, and you presented him with the perfect opportunity. 
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ʚɞ 𝐓𝐁𝐑
𝑴𝑰𝑺𝑺 𝒀𝑶𝑼
───   AU!Bucky/Stucky x F!Reader ──  𝐓𝐁𝐑 ─  𝐀𝐎𝟑
𝐓𝐁𝐑
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ʚɞ 𝐀 𝐌𝐞𝐫𝐫𝐲 𝐌𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐞
𝑵𝑰𝑪𝑬 𝑨𝑺𝑺
───   Biker!Bucky Barnes x F!Reader ──  𝐅 ─  𝐀𝐎𝟑
A battle raged and weapons clashed on that festive day, and only one of the two warriors would make it out alive.  You were determined to make your opponent fall to his knees and beg for mercy — only then would you celebrate the victory. But first? Wade through the plight of the treacherous terrain and land that one hit. 
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ʚɞ 𝐓𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐓𝐢𝐞𝐝
𝑴𝒀 𝑩𝑬𝑫 𝑵𝑶𝑾
───   Mechanic!Bucky x F!Reader ──  𝐒 ─  𝐀𝐎𝟑
Surprises were not an unexpected occurrence when you come to think of it, not when you had Bucky Barnes as your boyfriend, though you had to give him credit where credit was due — he was a crafty, cunning man when it counted.
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𝑯𝑬𝑨𝑹𝑻 𝑶𝑭 𝑮𝑶𝑳𝑫
ʚɞ 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐓𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐧'𝐬 𝐒𝐮𝐧
───   Tattoo Artist!Bucky x F!Reader ──   𝐀 + 𝐅 ─   𝐀𝐎𝟑 
The first port of call, whether you intuitively chose it or not, was always going to be Bucky — rain or shine, he was there to lift your spirits, and at that moment, you needed it more than ever. 
ʚɞ 𝐏𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞
───   Nurse!Bucky x F!Reader ──   𝐅 ─   𝐀𝐎𝟑 
Sometimes even the hardest, most independent workers needed someone to lean on — whether they be of flesh and blood, or wool and stuffing.
ʚɞ 𝐆𝐮𝐢𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐫
───   Biker!Bucky Barnes x F!Reader ──  𝐅 ─  𝐀𝐎𝟑
As the President of his club, Bucky always made sure that he made it home, whether it be for his brother’s, or to just keep his legacy alive one more day.  But it was not just that anymore, not after he had you as his guiding light — a beacon so bright that he knew he’d be a fool to act reckless, when he knew you were waiting for him back home. 
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𝑪𝑳𝑶𝑼𝑫 𝑵𝑰𝑵𝑬
ʚɞ 𝐅𝐨𝐫𝐛𝐢𝐝𝐝𝐞𝐧 𝐂𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐬𝐢𝐭𝐲
───   DILF!Bucky x Babysitter!F!Reader ──   𝐀 + 𝐊 + 𝐅 ─   𝐀𝐎𝟑 
The first day of any new job was always the hardest — all the rules and roles to navigate while establishing yourself as someone reliable, trustworthy, and far too interested in your employer.
ʚɞ 𝐃𝐞𝐯𝐨𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧
───   Tattoo Artist!Stucky x Florist!F!Reader ──  𝐏 + 𝐅 ─  𝐀𝐎𝟑
A long day led to a long week, snowballing into a long, long festive season. The boys — your knights in shining armour, residing in their castle of artistry — they knew long before you yourself did, and they had an idea of how to turn it around, to bring a smile to your lips and to restore your vitality.
ʚɞ 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐨𝐧
───   Personal Trainer!Bucky Barnes x F!Reader ──  𝐀 + 𝐅 ─  𝐀𝐎𝟑
With little else to do during the busy festive period, you made your way to Howlie’s Gym, the place you made a home away from home and where you know your best friend made your haven safe.  What you did not expect to find, however, was him in the office with the brightest smile on his face — as though you hung the moon that shone down over the two of you.
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ʚɞ 𝐓𝐁𝐑
𝑹𝑰𝑫𝑬 𝑴𝑬
───   AU!Bucky/Stucky x F!Reader ──  𝐓𝐁𝐑 ─  𝐀𝐎𝟑
𝐓𝐁𝐑
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ʚɞ 𝐓𝐁𝐑
𝑬𝑽𝑬𝑹 𝑨𝑭𝑻𝑬𝑹
───   AU!Bucky/Stucky x F!Reader ──  𝐓𝐁𝐑 ─  𝐀𝐎𝟑
𝐓𝐁𝐑
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