#lady luxo rambles

[zootopiathingz]

Charlie has to be the safest person ever. Not only is she the second most powerful being in Hell, but her Protection Squad™️ consists of her ex-exorcist angel girlfriend, a spider demon from a crime boss family, a former overlord gambler, a cyclops maid that will stab anybody if you simply tell her to, a snake war general with hypnotic powers, the motherfucking cannibalistic radio demon who has killed hundreds if not thousands of people just cause he can, and her father who is literally the FUCKING DEVIL

#Charlie protection squad unite✊🏻 #adam never stood a chance #at least not when Lucifer came in to play lmao #hazbin hotel #charlie morningstar #vaggie #angel dust #husk hazbin hotel #niffty #sir pentious #alastor the radio demon #lucifer morningstar #lady luxo rambles

[thepixarau]

Elemental teaching girls that it’s ok to be angry while also teaching boys it’s ok to cry🤝

#not pixar au related #elemental #pixar #ember lumen #wade ripple #lady luxo rambles

[zootopiathingz]

The writers had Luigi hide in the dumpster during the attack in Brooklyn cuz they knew it would be too cruel to have him watch his brother get the shit beaten out of him

#the poor guy’s been thru enough by that point #although I’m sure he knew it was happening #he could probably hear bowser yelling and throwing things around #also obviously he eventually saw Mario all bruised up #but still it wouldve just been too much to actually see it happen #super mario bros movie #luigi #mario #lady luxo rambles

[zootopiathingz]

I’m officially gonna start blocking anyone who tries to argue with me about shipping charlastor by claiming that Alastor is Charlie’s “father figure” I don’t need to waste my time with these media illiterate mfs lol

#sorry to sound rude but how dumb do you have to be to completely misinterpret that whole episode #I assure you he does NOT see her as his daughter💀 #hazbin hotel #media illiteracy #charlastor #lady luxo rambles

[zootopiathingz]

I love tumblr, its the only place I can say “Mario is hot” and no one will bat an eye

#no cuz if I said this shit anywhere else everybody would be like 😐🫤 #instagram would probably give me a death threat or two bc people on there suck #but HERE my thirst for this Italian plumber is welcomed with open arms #and I love y’all for that😌 #mario #it’s simping for mario hours #lady luxo rambles

[zootopiathingz]

The way Mario is a full foot shorter than Peach yet he can still carry her like it’s nothing

#i shouldn’t be surprised #bro can throw an entire 9 foot turtle into the air #super mario bros #mario #princess peach #mareach #lady luxo rambles

[zootopiathingz]

Charlastor human AU where they’re a married couple who are madly in love and swear to each other that nothing will ever separate them. But when the time comes for them to die Charlie goes to heaven with no memory of her husband, while Alastor has been damned to hell, tortured by the memories of his beloved wife who he knows he will never see again

#may or may not be the premise of a one shot I’m working on👀 #haha I mean I know #hazbin hotel #charlie morningstar #alastor the radio demon #charlastor #radiobelle #charlie x alastor #lady luxo rambles

[zootopiathingz]

Charlie and Alastor would def be the pda couple that starts randomly making out in front of the others whenever the mood strikes. And normally whoever’s in the room will leave long before it escalates to more, but if someone were to stick around Al would use his magic to force them out of the room, because her naked body is for his eyes only and he does not have the patience to wait for the other person to leave on their own

#and then they fuck lol #hazbin hotel #charlastor #radiobelle #charlie x alastor #headcanon #lady luxo rambles

[zootopiathingz]

Give me a scene like from the Mario movie, where everyone for whatever reason has separated and Charlie is left to fight the Big Bad all by herself. Alastor is the only one of the group who stayed. She tells him to go, to save himself while he can, and apologizes for getting him involved in this mess. He says something like “darling, I believe I said that I wouldn’t let anyone hurt you” And thus the two walk into the battlefield together, outnumbered, but ready to fight alongside each other

#it won’t happen but a girl can daydream lol #headcanon #what if scenario #charlastor #radiobelle #charlie morningstar #alastor the radio demon #hazbin hotel #lady luxo rambles

[zootopiathingz]

If charlastor not canon why so much sexual tension

#i’m joking #kinda #hazbin hotel #charlastor #radiobelle #shitpost #lady luxo rambles

[zootopiathingz]

I need a Charlie and Alastor duet so badly like you do not understand

#preferably loaded with (sexual) tension #like it could be a happy cheerful song but I want them to look at each other like they want to fuck for the entirety of the dance number #hell even have the dancing be as suggestive as mf possible #hazbin hotel #charlie morningstar #alastor the radio demon #charlastor #radiobelle #charlie x alastor #lady luxo rambles

[zootopiathingz]

I love you charlastor mutuals every day I give you all hugs and kisses <333

#too nervous to tag y’all lol but you have my heart❤️❤️❤️ #mutual appreciation #love my moots #charlastor #radiobelle #hazbin hotel #lady luxo rambles

[zootopiathingz]

I know majority of people think “haha Nick does stupid shit and Judy has to keep him in control” which don’t get me wrong is a funny trope, but I like to think canonly it’s the opposite.

I’m not saying Judy does stupid shit on purpose or for no reason, but she is very case-focused and will stop at nothing to finish her job, even at the risk of her own safety. Girl puts her life on the line multiple times throughout the movie and arguably if it weren’t for Nick she would’ve ended up dead. He is much more concerned with their safety and making sure they both make it out okay from dangerous situations.

So yeah, Judy is just as capable of putting her life at risk, and Nick is the only one actively keeping her alive

#I’m not saying Judy is reckless #she just takes her job very seriously and to her solving the case is top priority #she doesn’t purposefully put hers or nick’s life on the line nor does she want it to come to that #but the safety of Zootopia is more important to her #even Nick’s safety is more important. bc in the end she literally tells him to leave without her so he can get the evidence to Bogo #and notice how he refuses? how he won’t even think about leaving her to die just to close a case? #yeah he���s definitely the only reason she hasn’t killed herself trying to chase a speeder down the highway💀 #zootopia #judy hopps #nick wilde #wildehopps #lady luxo rambles

[zootopiathingz]

I just love the idea of Rosalina, the almighty guardian of the cosmos, having been away from earth for so long that she’s unaware of how fast modern inventions have developed over the centuries she’s been gone.

She can name every living breathing species from any planet in the universe. She does not know what a microwave is.

#princess rosalina #super mario galaxy #super mario bros #lady luxo rambles

[zootopiathingz]

That one scene in Titanic where she jumps off the lifeboat and back onto the sinking ship bc she can’t bare to leave behind the man she loves; that but make it Charlastor✨ I just know damn well Charlie would refuse to leave Alastor behind in any scenario but I know this one in particular would work best in a human AU. Plus imagine them having that same reunion moment where they’re both in tears and trembling as they embrace each other?? Al kissing her while repeatedly screaming “you’re so stupid!! Why did you do that?!” AND THEN SHE DELIEVERS THE ICONIC “you jump, I jump” UGHGHGHG

#ughhh I’m so not normal about these two #praying that my charlastor mutuals see this #do with it what you will #bonus vox is the Cal in tis scenario and goes on a fucking rampage trying to kill them #charlastor #radiobelle #charlie x alastor #hazbin hotel #charlie morningstar #alastor the radio demon #headcanons #au headcanons #random thoughts #lady luxo rambles

[thepixarau]

“I can’t exist in a world without you” is such a raw ass line how does Pixar keep getting away with breaking my heart like this

#might be the line in cinema ever #elemental #pixar #not pixar au related #lady luxo rambles