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evanox · 9 months
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On a scale from king/queen of the party to shy awkward wallflower, where would you personally place a good match for each of the M4 of Last Legacy when it comes to a partner? Or what kind of traits do you think, a suitable partner might need?
{HELLO sorry I never responded to your requests I kinda completely gave up on LL BUT I was trying to find something and saw this was already fully written and it was a shame to leave it rotting here}
ooo that's a fun q thank you!! I hope I understood it right!!
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Felix
Felix himself has always been a wallflower at parties. Sure, as a toddler, he'd eat up the praises of nobles as his fathers showed off the gifted kid they were so proud of, but he tired out quickly so Florian would rush him to bed before little Fe got too cranky and his magic started going haywire.
He still doesn't enjoy the balls—the nobility's massive egos far too stifling, only rivaled by the clothes his father made him wear.
Even in a modern setting, he wouldn't enjoy parties that are too loud and crowded. Felix might just hide in the kitchen to read a book or find the host's cat, only emerging from the shadows when it's time for truth or dare (he always picks dare, and it's beginning to get scary for others because there's almost nothing he'd say no to).
Felix finds himself more drawn to other wallflowers; even if you don't talk, you can at least look at each other with understanding before moving on.
It's great to have a partner who understands when Felix needs out. Hell, he might actually enjoy the party better with an introverted/awkward partner—it's the perfect excuse to grill any stuck-up nobles if they so much as dare to tease you if you stumble over your words or forget the nobility's strict codes of etiquette; only Felix gets to tease you (as long as you can take it), and only because he finds you cute.
Then you can both grab a snack or a drink and quietly slip out of the crowded ballroom to tour the gardens together. If the music is loud enough that you can still hear it faintly outside, he might just ask you for a dance amongst the roses with the moon as your lone witness.
"How un-noble of you, Felix!" you would tease when Felix leads you off the paved path and towards the arching willow where you'll be perfectly hidden from any other stragglers, then Felix would laugh softly before he presses you against the tree and kisses you until you're ready to be portalled into bed (for sleep or for other purposes, none of my business).
However, I wouldn't say Felix can't appreciate a life-of-the-party partner! After all, it is only a matter of time before an extrovert comes to claim their introvert, thus maintaining balance in this world.
Your joy might even become so contagious that Felix can't help but join, especially if it's too unorthodox for the nobility, leaving a string of offended gasps and/or disapproving scowls behind you—it's all the more reason to love you. You can swing and sway all over the ballroom and cause all sorts of mischief and pranks together, as long as you can respect when he needs to just go home.
Anisa
Attending balls is a minor part of her job, whether she's escorting a VIP or standing guard. From a work perspective, a more extroverted partner might be more convenient for making connections and entertaining guests. Anisa, however, doesn't really have a preference.
An extroverted partner is fun in the way that, when Anisa is standing stiffly in the ballroom by the buffet or the grand staircase, trying to keep up appearances (or even in a modern setting, fussing after everyone in the party), you can help her slowly but surely relax and break out of her shell.
Once Anisa picks up the vibe, she does a 180 and lets out the party animal (though this one's nowhere near as wild as Sage); you can see it in the way her movements are much more relaxed, how she throws her head back and laughs so loudly at the dumbest of jokes, and how she spares a dance for whoever asks—that is until she finds you amongst the crowds and pulls you in to dance the rest of the night away.
Just promise you won't let her overindulge in the wine or the punch (that Sage might've dabbled in) lest she starts acting too inappropriately on the job. You know she can't part too long from the buffet.
An introverted partner is great, too! Anisa won't force you into attending parties with her because it's work after all, but if you still want to come along, she'll take care of you throughout the event, continuously checking over you.
Oh, to have Anisa hold your hand and press a tender kiss to your knuckles as she softly asks, "Are you okay, love?"
I guess you would activate that loophole where it's like, she might not usually go out of her way to have fun at events, but seeing you wilting by the corner will push Anisa to encourage you to have some fun with her, as long as you're up for it; she'd love to pull you in for a dance, your hand held high in hers, and proudly show you off as her lover to everyone.
And if you don't want to dance, well, there's always the buffet! There are so many foods you can try, and Anisa can't wait to hand/spoonfeed them to you.
Sage
He's drawn to the life of the party like a moth to a flame. Sage might be quite the tease, but he still loves being kept on his toes; having someone who can match his pace might even help him burn out all that extra energy.
The loud, crammed taverns are where he thrives, and a partner who enjoys them too adds to the fun. He'll pull you for a dance once the bard picks up a jolly tune, sweeping you off your feet and hopping from table to table as people watch in awe how he swings you with such ease.
Hell, you could sweep him off his feet; he definitely won't complain.
That is not to say Sage would push away the wallflower! He'd try to pull you from where you cling to the wall—wouldn't you rather have fun than look so awfully glum?
Once you explain that you're not necessarily miserable, but the chaos of the dance floor just isn't your scene, he nods in understanding. With a wink and a swish of his tail, he asks you to keep your eyes on him as he blends in with the dancing crowds. You can join in whenever you wish, but until then, you're more than welcome to enjoy the view.
Your discomfort immediately triggers his protective streak, and he'll keep an arm up so people won't keep bumping into you as he escorts you out of the crowded tavern once you call it a night.
If you're attending a party at Fathom or whatever fancy palace for whatever fancy reason, Sage would gladly pull you away from the crowds and the noise to explore all the secret passages and chambers. Hey, you could even find an empty room or a closet for seven minutes of heaven ;)
Rime
Like Anisa, I don't think Rime has a preference. I'd say he might have been partial to a life-of-the-party sort of character—repressed choir boy craving an outlet that he is—but Rime did date Felix, who isn't particularly social. That is not to say that Felix and Rime didn't know how to have fun! I just think Felix's way of 'letting go' is more so through mischief and less through partying or socializing.
So in conclusion, Rime doesn't care how extroverted or introverted you are as long as you know how to have a good time.
If you'd known Rime before as the Starsworn Captain, you might've taken him for a reserved prude, but unlike Anisa, he doesn't really need you coaxing him into being more 'out-there'; he'll compete with you over it. Want to ask him for a dance? He's already eyeing you up and down, looking like he could almost eat you up.
Even on the dancefloor, he'd be looking for ways to fluster you.
Recall how if you choose to remain silent during the first confrontation in the Felix route, Rime would wonder why Felix would choose someone so boring over him? I think, if you're more of a wallflower, Rime might tease you a bit especially if he's interested in you but doesn't know you all that well—not to tear you down but it's his... unconventional way of trying to coax you into coming out of your shell.
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bomber-grl · 4 months
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Playing w/Sages hair hc
Pairing(s): Sage Lesath x Gn!Reader
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Sage has always been the teasing and joking type
Even little moves made on your part are made into dirty jokes and whether or not you buy into them- well let’s not go into that
In the rare occasion that sage invites you to sleep with him, just to share the bed, he swears.
Well you can’t really argue, especially since he didn’t try to imply anything dirty
The two of you ended up in bed and how didn’t seem to matter.
The two of you were just cuddling, you guess everyone needs a little love once in a while so you obliged.
Your eyes couldn’t help but hyper fixate on sages white hair- it looked unbearably soft
Sage seemed to have noticed and guides your hand towards his head to rest there.
“Uhhh are you sure it’s fine?” You asked as if your flinching didn’t ask that nonverbally
“I’m fine, it’s fine. I want you to” Sage makes an emphasis of this by keeping your hand tangled in his hair, but he moves away.
“You know what?” his sudden movement already got you sitting upright so he moved so his head would lay on your lap.
“There, touch me all you want” he adds with a bit of a flirtatious tone.
You can instantly feel his eyes on you, expecting you to play with his hair- even more- his ears
“Hey” he draws you out of your thoughts “I wouldn’t have.. I wouldn’t given you permission if I didn’t trust you,ok? Loosen up” he shoots you the best look he could but you still don’t miss how his eyes soften.
You let out a small “ok” and first run your hands through his hair.
You begin untangling it almost- but with how soft his hair is there isn’t much to brush through.
You absentmindedly start playing with his ears but once you notice you almost pull back-
That’s before you feel a deep purr resonate from his chest, you even felt it before you heard it.
This really gave you the confidence and so you continued with what you had been doing.
You reached and scratched behind his ear but Sage reached up and grabbed your wrist-
“Sorry! I didn’t mean to-“ Sage brought a finger to your lips and let out a laugh.
“It’s fine, really.” He sighed “just keep touching me, ok?” He sounded like his usual self but the way his voice sounded so on edge- it’s almost like he was on the verge of crying.
You smiled and traced his face, he leaned in and playfully bit at your palm but smoothed over it and kissed it back to “health”
You let out a laugh, as did he, but ultimately returned to your previous place.
Your hands smoothed over his ears and continued playing with his hair with your other hand.
His head leaned in impossibly close each time to the point he was flush against your hand.
“Sage, I’m trying to play with your hair” you said, almost in a whiney tone.
He laughed “just, come here ok?” He pulls you closer and rest his forehead against yours.
There was a small period where neither of you spoke but Sage ultimately leaned in and kissed you, his fangs lightly grazing against your bottom lip.
You let out a small laugh at that and he surprisingly picked you up so that you’d both be laying down.
All that could be heard was silence and your breath but you ultimately leaned into sage and whispered “thank you”
Sage leaned back to look at you “what for?” He tried making it flirtatious.
“For letting me, yknow “ you motioned vaguely at his ears.
“Of course I would, it’s you”
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diamo-chan · 2 months
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Spontaneous thought (headcanon)...
Tulsi drilled multiple time-consuming hair-care routines into Sages brain.
Like, have you seen her awesome gorgeous long hair?! Please let me envision her being responsible and successful in her mission of getting Sage's hair from a neglected rat's nest to his luscious silky braided testimony of good ilephtan genetics.
Unfortunately he only started listening after he left her with Zenith and no clue of his future whereabouts. After mournfall when he no longer regularly visited the bath at Fathom, out of need with his hair matting. And so he could occupy himself with something for a while.
He told himself that it was just to get the ladies, but the whole progress has something almost relaxingly ritualistic to it. And with his hair looking better and better he'd sometimes look into the mirror and ask himself 'what would Tulsi say, if she saw me right now?'
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chaotic-kitty · 10 months
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Last Legacy: Randomly Generated Scenarios
This has been sitting in my drafts folder for a very long time. Thought I'd just post it. Sorry if there are any mistakes.
MC: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife?
Felix: Rude.
Sage: That's fair.
Anisa: Not again.
Rime: Are you going to want this back?
MC: Good morning.
Felix: Good morning.
Sage: Good morning.
Anisa: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.
Rime: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS
MC: That's it, we're gonna go out and find what we need!
Anisa: To the city?
MC: Yeah, no matter what!
Rime: Well- How exactly do you propose we do that, exactly?
MC: I…. I don't know!
Felix: Oh come off it, be serious!
MC: I am serious!
Felix: You're insane!
Sage: Why, if only we were all wiener dogs, our problems would be solved!
Everyone:
MC: What???
Sage: Or maybe it was a basset hound!
Felix, panicked: YOU'RE ALL INSANE!
MC: Nothing in life is free.
Felix: Love is free!
Sage: Adventure is free
Anisa: Knowledge is free
Rime: Everything is free if you take it without paying.
MC: We've been conducting an ongoing study to see what Sage will and will not eat.
Felix: Grass? Yes!
MC: Moss? Yes!!
Felix: Leaves? Ohh, yes!
MC: Shoelaces? Strange but true!
Felix: Worms? Sometimes!
MC: Rocks? Usually nah.
Felix: Twigs? Usually!
MC: Rime's cooking? Inconclusive!
Anisa: How did you…. test this?
MC: You just hand them stuff and say 'eat this' and if they eat it, they eat it.
Anisa: ... I don't know how to feel about this.
Rime: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?
MC: Bye Felix! Bye Sage! Bye Anisa! Bye Rime! Bye Felix!
Sage: You said "bye Felix' twice.
MC: I like Felix.
MC: So uhhh.. My question is: my friend keeps on going into the pantry and grabbing handfuls of fettuccine. Uncooked.
Anisa: I would hope they're not grabbing handfuls of cooked fettuccine!
Rime: In your pantry!
MC: Yeah…. and eating them raw, and they keep calling them 'chips'… … How do I make them stop?
Anisa: Is your friend here?
MC, motioning to Felix: Yeah.
Anisa, to Felix: You're a monster! Words MEAN things! >: (
Sage: Does anybody remember- I haven't been to Olive Garden in many moons- but they DO have a like- fettuccine bottle that you can just- grab em out of and chew-
Sage: HOLD ON. WAS THIS A PRANK YOU GUYS PULLED ON ME WHEN WE WENT TO OLIVE GARDEN AS KIDS?!
Sage: NO, STOP. EVERYBODY SHUT UP. DO THEY GIVE YOU RAW FETTUCCINE TO CHEW ON IN THE LOBBY OF THE OLIVE GARDEN
Everyone else: No.
Sage, to Anisa and Rime: YOU FUCKIN BASTARDS
Anisa: YAAAAAAAAY!
Rime: THE PRESTIGE!
MC: I've done a lot of dumb stuff.
Felix: I witnessed the dumb stuff.
Rime: I recorded the dumb stuff.
Sage: I joined in on the dumb stuff.
Anisa: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFFIlI
MC: What does 'take out' mean?
Anisa: Food.
Felix: Dating
Rime: Murder
Sage: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU'RE NOT A COWARD.
MC: You're a loose cannon, Felix.
Felix: No, I'm not. I'm a cannon maybe, but a loose cannon? Is that what you think of me?
Sage: I think you play by your own rules.
Anisa: No way, they think rules were made to be broken.
MC: Those are all attributes of a loose cannon.
Felix: No, I'm just a reckless renegade. Rime is a loose cannon.
Rime: *smashes a chair*
MC: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life
Felix: Self-esteem, haven't seen you in years!
Sage: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this!
Anisa: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!
Rime: My moral code, is that you?
MC:
MC: I was just gonna show you this cool trunk my mother left me but do you guys need a hug?
MC: Time for plan G.
Felix: Don't you mean plan B?
MC: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
Sage: What about plan D?
MC: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
Anisa: What about plan E?
MC: I'm hoping not to use it. Rime dies in plan E.
Tulsi: I like plan E.
*The squad is over at MC's house*
Felix: Ohhhh, we each get our own oven?
MC:.. N-No.
MC, laughing: How many ovens do you think I have???
Felix, motioning to their kitchen: Three, I thought!
Sage: I see a-
MC, motioning to one device: This is a microwave.
Felix: Oh. well I-
MC: Hey wait wait, actually- hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the microwave*
MC, amazed: Its got a bake setting!
Anisa: Ohoho, you learn something new every day!
Rime: Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first?
MC: Now I've just discovered I have more ovens than I thought, we don't have to roshambo nothin!
MC: I am someone who owns four ovens..
MC, louder and way too happy: I am someone…. who owns FOUR OVENS.
MC: I didn't know I was so rich with ovens..
Tulsi, pointing to another appliance: Also the toaster oven!
MC:
Felix: Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- Five ovens!
MC:
MC, fucking ECSTATIC: I AM SOMEONE WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS
(If you got that reference, you’re a legend)
MC: Well, aren't you all a rag-tag group of adventurers with unclear goals and good hearts! Oh, let me guess: you're out to save the world!
Felix: Well, actually, that sounds like a pretty fair assessment.
Sage: More or less, I guess..
Anisa: That sounds awesome! Let's do that!
Rime: I'm new here, but I am open to the concept.
Tulsi: I thought that's what we were doing, guys, come on!
*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
MC: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know
Everyone:
Felix: ...I did. I broke it.
MC: No. No you didn't. Sage?
Sage: Don't look at me. Look at Anisa.
Anisa: What?! I didn't break it.
Sage: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Anisa: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Sage: Suspicious.
Anisa: No, it's not!
Rime: If it matters, probably not, but Tulsi was the last one to use it.
Tulsi: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Rime: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Tulsi: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Rime!
Felix: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, MC
MC: No! Who broke it!?
Everyone:
Rime: MC... Sage's been awfully quiet.
Sage: rEALLY?!
*Everyone starts arguing*
MC, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
MC: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
MC:
MC: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
*Squad reactions to being told 'I love you**
MC: Thanks fam!
Felix: oh no
Sage: *cries* I love you too
Anisa: Sounds fake but okay
Rime: *A flustered mess*
Tulsi: can i get a refund
MC: Dumbest scar stories, go!
Felix: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.
Sage: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it.
Anisa: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade
Rime: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn.
Tulsi:
Tulsi: I have emotional scars.
MC: Felix…… How do I begin to explain Rime?
Sage: Rime is flawless.
Anisa: I hear their hair's insured for $10,000
Felix: I hear they do car commercials… in Japan.
Tulsi: One time they punched me in the face... it was awesome.
MC: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*
Felix: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I'd have 15 cents
MC: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you
Sage: Actually I did the math, Felix would have $225, not $0.15.
Felix: Fam I'm right here..
Anisa: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)
MC: while you're there could you buy me an apply juice please?
Anisa: Sorry I only have a dollar
MC: :(
Sage: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Felix would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent
Anisa: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice
Sage: You can buy anything you want with $22,500
Rime: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice
Sage: Apply juice to what
Tulsi: Directly to the forehead
Felix: Great chat everyone
MC: Rules are made to be broken.
Felix: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
Sage: Uh, piñatas.
Anisa: Glow sticks.
Rime: Karate boards.
Tulsi: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.
MC: Rules.
Felix:
MC: Everytime I hear someone talking about updog, I'm torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help them complete their joke.
Felix: Okay, but what is updog?
Sage: Updog is a long sausage in a bun, often served with ketchup, mustard, onions, and/or relish,
Anisa: Not, that's a hot dog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released.
Rime: No, that's an update. You're thinking of the fourth largest city in Sweden.
Tulsi: Surely, that's Uppsala, where's updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter.
MC: That's Aragog. Updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs.
Anisa: You're thinking of epsilon. Updog is an upward-moving air current.
Sage: No, that's an updraft. An updog is the modern version of a henway.
Felix: What's a henway??
MC: Oh, about five pounds.
MC: We need to distract these guys
Felix: Leave it to me
Felix: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.
Sage, Anisa, and Rime: *Immediately begin arguing*
Tulsi, watching in horror: Oh this. I don't like this. I don't like this at all.
MC, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here.
Felix: Hey.
Sage: Hi.
Anisa: Hello.
Rime: Hey!
MC: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!
Tulsi: We were out of Doritos.
MC: Hewwo.
Felix: Hihiiiiii!
Tulsi: Greetings, Humans
Rime: Three kinds of people
Anisa: I want pudding.
MC: Four kinds of people.
Sage: WHAT'S UP FUCKERS?
Rime: Five kinds of people.
MC: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous.
Felix: What if it bites me and it dies!?
Sage: Then you're poisonous. Jesus Christ, Felix, learn to listen.
Anisa: What if it bites itself and I die?
Rime: That's voodoo.
Tulsi: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Felix: That's correlation, not causation.
Anisa: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?
Rime: That's kinky.
MC: Oh my God.
MC: Just be yourself.
Felix: 'Be myself'? MC, I have one day to win Sage over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?
Anisa: Couple weeks.
Rime: Six months.
Tulsi: Jury's still out.
Felix: See, MC?
Felix: 'Be myself'. What kind of garbage advice is that?
Sage: Why are MC and Felix sitting with their backs to each other?
Anisa: They had a fight.
Sage: Then why are they holding hands?
Anisa: They get sad when they fight.
MC: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!
Felix: Oh yeah? You're the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD
MC: I'm leaving you, and I'M TAKING SAGE WITH ME
Anisa, picking up the monopoly board: I think we're gonna stop playing now.
MC: You know those things will kill you, right?
Felix, pouring another glass of whiskey: That's the point.
Sage, smoking a cigarette: We're trying to speed up the process.
Anisa: *Nods while eating raw cookie dough*
Saaros: If I die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever and you're all invited
Anisa: If?
MC: Great, the only party I've ever been invited to and they might not even die.
Saaros: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life
Anisa: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?
Saaros: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die.
MC: edible
Saaros: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Anisa?
Anisa: ... No.
MC: I do!
Saaros: I know, MC.
MC: I'm sad!
Saaros: I know, MC.
Saaros: I'm kind of crushing on someone, but I'm worried about telling you who it is, because you're not going to like it
Anisa: Just rip the bandage off.
Saaros: It's MC
Anisa: Put the bandage back on.
Saaros, in a high voice, holding barbie: hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!
Anisa, in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you're staying home and having my kids
MC: what the fuck are you guys doing?
Saaros: playing systemic oppression.
Saaros: So, what, now I'm just supposed to do anything that Anisa does? I mean, what if they jumped off a cliff?
MC: If Anisa were to jump off a cliff, they would've done their due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes. If you see Anisa jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.
Saaros: You jump off a cliff!
MC: Gladly. Provided Anisa did first.
Saaros: In your opinion, what's the height of stupidity?
Anisa: *turning to MC* How tall are you?
*Saaros and Anisa sitting in jail together*
Anisa: So who should we call?
Saaros: I'd call MC, but I feel safer in jail.
Saaros: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
Anisa: Wasn't MC with you?
MC: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.
Saaros: Naturally, we are on the cutting edge of technology.
Anisa, amazed: Wow.
MC, to Anisa: Well what does that mean?
Anisa: I don't know.
Anisa, to Saaros: What does that mean?
Saaros: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?
Anisa: Have everyone stand.
MC: Bring three more chairs!
Sage: The most important ones can sit down.
Felix: Kill three.
Saaros: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends
Anisa: ... Your what?
Saaros: My friends.
MC: Are they saying "friends"?
Sage: I think they're being sarcastic.
Felix: No, no, no, this is delirium, they've cracked from being awake all night. Hey, Saaros! All of your friends are in this room.
Saaros: I have other friends! You asked me to make new friends, I made new friends! It was a task. I complete
tasks.
Saaros: You kidnapped Anisa? That's illegal!
MC: But Saaros, what's more illegal? Briefly inconveniencing Anisa, or destroying our dreams?
Saaros: Kidnapping Anisa, MC!!!
Sage: Saaros, listen, whatever I may think of you right now- these guys are counting on you to inspire them!
Saaros: What, to kidnap people?!?!
Sage: To work toqether!
Saaros: TO KIDNAP PEOPLE?!?!?!?!
Felix: Saaros, we all agreed a celebrity is a not a people.
Tulsi: Look. I may not be a saint, but it's not like I've killed anybody. I'm not an arsonist. I've never found a wallet outside of an IHOP and thought about returning it but saw the owner lived out of state so just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground.
Sage: Okay, that's really specific, and that makes me think that you definitely did do that.
Tulsi: Hey Sage can I get a sip of your water?
Sage: It's not water.
Tulsi: Vodka, I like your style!
Sage: It's vinegar.
Tulsi: Wh-Wha-
Sage: It's vinegar, COWARD.
Tulsi: I slept for almost 12 hours but I might still be tired so lets go for 12 more just incase.
Sage: Tulsi, that's a coma.
Tulsi: Sounds festive.
Tulsi: You kill people for money?!
Sage: I can explain!
Tulsi: And all this time I've been doing it for free like a chump!
Tulsi: Do you think you'd actually notice if someone didn't cast a shadow? Or if their limbs were just slightly too long? Or if they had just a little too many teeth? like how many times have you passed Something on the street and you just didn't Notice It?
Sage: Stay woke monsterfuckers ur love is out there!!!!!
Tulsi: Yknow what? Not my point at all in any way whatsoever, but I'm glad I could be an inspiration.
Tulsi: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.
Sage: Killed without hesitation.
Tulsi: No.
Tulsi: That's one of my biggest fears. Like, if I ever woke up as a donut.
Sage: You would eat yourself?
Tulsi: I wouldn't even question it.
Felix, tending to Rime's wounds: How would you rate your pain?
Rime: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend.
Felix: Hey, it's your turn to wash dishes
Rime: I'LL WASH THE WALLS RED WITH YOUR BLOOD
Felix: 'Kay, but before that, wash the dishes, also use soap this time?
Felix: This is a mistake
Rime, enthusiastically: A mistake we're going to laugh about one day!
Felix: But not today
Rime, still enthusiastic: Oh, no. Today's going to be a mess.
Felix: Is something burning?
Rime: Just my love for you.
Felix: Rime, the toaster is on fire.
Felix: Don't worry, I know exactly what I'm doing. Everything is going to be fine!
Rime: How can you still say that?
Felix: Because sometimes, when things get tough, denial is all we have.
Felix: What the fuck is wrong with you?!
Rime: Wow, you could start with a 'good morning'.
Felix: Good morning. What the fuck is wrong with you?!
Felix: Must be hard not being able to laugh
Rime: I do have a sense of humor you know
Felix: I've never heard you laugh before
Rime: I've never heard you say anything funny
Felix: So that's my plan.
Rime: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don't want to sound mean.
Felix: No, go ahead, I want to hear it.
Rime: It fucking sucks.
Felix: That's not constructive criticism.
Felix: Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming
Rime: Does anyone in this godforsaken group ever think before they speak
Rime: Okay. I get it. You've had a really hard time lately, you're stressed out, seven people died-
Felix: Twelve, actually.
Rime: Not the point. Look, they're dead now and really whose fault is that?
Felix: Yours!
Rime: That's right: no one's.
Felix: You saved me. I owe you my life.
Rime: No thanks. I've seen it and I'm not very impressed.
Felix, struggling to keep upright in their 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don't really think heels are for me
Rime, pointing at them and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.
Felix: God, give me patience.
Rime: I think you mean 'give me strength'.
Felix: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.
Felix: Rime, stop! This isn't you, you've gone mad with power!
Rime: Well of course I have.
Rime: Have you ever tried going mad without power?
Rime: It's boring.
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felixscorset · 1 year
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Giving the LL fans what they need, an AU to think about. This correlates with Ayanna’s warning to Anisa about the MC being from Earth.
What if the main 3 finding out LoS was from Earth made them turn against the MC? They can’t send the MC back to Earth right away so their next best option is to lock them away.
I’d like to think at some point they’d need MC because of the Astrolabe. The “I rather we not team up” team up. If Rime stays around its a double rime situation and the mc and rime could bond over not being trusted by the other characters.
plot twist: mc enters their villian arc???🫣
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pugwitharug · 1 year
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This thought has been rotting my brain for an ungodly amount of time-
Ahem anyways I'd like to make a last legacy request with the main 3 (specifically anisa knight wife) with a s/o that's like really fit, like abs and back muscles looking scrumdiddlyumptious. One day their li is like taking that in for the first time and jokingly ask somthing along the lines of "hey s/o lose the shirt" and s/o actually does and caused li to malfunction because on top of the nice bod they got a baddaass tattoo ( idk probably like a intricate flower design you can change it if you want ¯\_(ツ)_/¯)
Anyways sorry for my brainworm spreading through the library of other's minds I'll put them on a leash next time!
(this has been rotting in my drafts for an ungodly amount of time--)
Don't apologize for letting your wonderful brain worms loose, they are perfectly welcome in my brain since my brain worms don't always wanna get out of bed
GN Reader, yes you're dating them and I'm not taking no for an answer, suggested body part smushing but nothing explicit, I searched on Pinterest for these tattoos and they're clogging my feed now so you better love this /j, god it's been so long it feels good to write though, I miss them when will they come back from the war
☠️Felix Iskandar Escellun☠️
Let's say for the sake of this that you have short hair, short enough that the neck is exposed
Felix could always see a small part of your back tattoo whenever he looked at your neck, and he had a few ideas for what was underneath the shirt. Maybe it's a huge leaf, maybe it's branches protecting a heart or initials or something. He's always been curious but too shy to ask
One day you're both hanging out in his room. You're looking up at one of his taxidermied animals, a little squirrel-like creature. You know it's roadkill but hey, Felix is good at what he does. It barely looks like it was dead. It's sitting on a little branch atop one of his closets, staring through your soul with wide, dead eyes
Felix is on his bed reading a book on poisonous Earth flowers he snatched from the Void. He watches you above the pages as you reach up to grab the animal. Your shirt hikes up and he gets a little peek at your back muscles
He doesn't even realize he said it until he looks up and sees you giving him a little look
"You think that my shirt is restricting my movement?" you ask with an eyebrow raised and a small smirk on your lips.
Felix's reddening cheeks betrayed him as he tried to keep a straight face. "Yes. I do. Perhaps you should...take it off. So you can reach up high better."
You hold back a snicker at his adorable face and decide to humor him. You easily pull off your shirt and toss it over the back of a chair, revealing your back tattoo.
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.....hoo boy he isn't normal now
Not just because he's seeing your ripped bod for the first time but holy shit that's a nice tattoo
You tell him he can touch it just to mess with him. And he does. He takes his sweet time
He traces the stems, the leaves, the small flowers here and there. You can't see his face but you're pretty sure it's even more red now
He finally leaves you alone and lets you put your shirt back on (much to his chagrin)
A few days later, you catch a glimpse at him writing in a notebook, little doodles of your tattoo in the corners
Give him a little kiss on the cheek. He deserves it
⚔️Anisa Anka⚔️
Now, Anisa never knew you had a tattoo. You've always worn a shirt that covered most of it, along with a jacket, and she's never seen you without it
It's not until you two have become closer that she gets to see it
You two are sparring, practicing your swordsmanship skills on the sprawling lawns of Fathom. Thanks to the lovely knight lieutenant, you certainly have gotten better at defending yourself
It's a warm summer day, and with the shirt and jacket on, you're definitely sweating. You take a break and wipe the sweat off your forehead with the back of your hand, breathing hard
"You should take your jacket off," Anisa comments, stabbing her sword into the soft grass as she shakes out her arms. "It's restricting your movement and making you overheat."
"You think?" you pant as you pull off your jacket, tossing it to the side. You're wearing a short sleeve shirt underneath, revealing a good chunk of your arm tattoo.
If you were close enough, you might have been able to see Anisa's pupils dilate a little. She reaches for the hilt of her sword, but misses the first few times. "Actually...you should take your shirt off too. Overheating, again. Wouldn't hurt to give your body all, all the room to cool off."
You know she's just saying something random to get your shirt off, but you decide to indulge her. You take off your sweat-stained shirt and let it rest with your jacket.
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She doesn't even notice your scrumptious muscles for a few seconds, she's too enamored by your tattoo
And then she notices your mcgriddled abs. And you know she notices
You make some joke about her being too tired to keep sparring, taking your sword and resting it on your shoulder
You honestly didn't think her hair could poof up anymore
For the rest of the day she's just taking you in. Maybe all of you if you're in the mood. She certainly is
🐱Sage Lesath🐱
Sage definitely has some idea that you have a tattoo. You aren't ashamed to show it, but the type of tattoo you got only works with a few types of shirts so he never got the full picture
Thanks to this, other people have definitely noticed it too, as you now see for yourself from your seat at the bar of the tavern you're in today
Sage has his tail wrapped tightly around your leg, ears twitching at anything that sounds remotely like someone coming to you. You tell him to relax, you've dealt with this before, but you know how he is
One particularly drunk fellow comes up and tries to chat you up. Sage growls at him from his seat, telling him to back off. He doesn't seem to get the hint, so you decide to make sure he does
You pull Sage into a heated kiss and start taking the two of you to the side door into the nearby alleyway. Once you lose the guy you pull away, but Sage has something else in mind
"Sage, Sage, he's gone," you whisper as Sage kisses your neck. You can still taste the cheap beer on your lips.
"But I wanna kiss you," he whines as the fluffy end of his tail tickles your wrist. He's definitely buzzed. "I wanna take your shirt off."
You raise an eyebrow. "You want my shirt off?"
He quickly nods, his pupils almost hiding his amber eyes.
You look around. It's dark, plenty of cover, and it's a quiet night. You don't think anyone's gonna come through, so you let out a breath and pull off your shirt
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He's...he's so distracted. Not only because of your gorgeous chest, but because holy shit that is a tattoo. And it's even more gorgeous than he thought
He gently puts a hand over the faces, trailing his fingers down to rest over your heart
He thinks you're the most beautiful person in the world. And he also wants to rail you so badly. If you are willing, he will slam you right into that alley wall
He also makes it a point to kiss every little part of the tattoo. The moon, the penchant, the succulents, the sun. Every part of it deserves to be kissed
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dreamtydraw · 1 year
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*Inhale* SO I REPLAYED SAGE'S ROUTE
Like we all do because tears are still rolling
And i came up with an hc of what the bad end could have been based on one dialogue option in particular and other preiously référenced event.
I'm talking about this option wich is the last one offered where you are in a group setting, right before heading to kill LoS.
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(before reading further reminder this is just an hc and english is not my first language )
Ok so why did i focused on this dialogue option ? Well because we know the game is full of foreshadowing and i like over analizing stuff wich made me compare the two options in details. See, if you choose the drink option, not only you have almost everyone interact, but it's on a note of a brighter futur. ( i only screend first dialogues but anisa, tusli, felix and elowen talk )
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this contrast with the nap option who only have Elowen talking outside of sage ( worth mentioning elowen is the only one going with you two in the castle )
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The tone diferences is visible, in one hand you have a happy and cheerful group discussion, in the other hand you have what in first reading is just a joke but may sound like a real possible worry ( mainly if you associate long nap as death )
"so what is your theorie then ?" you may ask, well hear me out on that one !
We know the bad end are foreshadowed in the bad end poster of the intro + the description read in sage route when we go back to the fan expo.
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Mike / LoS / ugly wizzard, clearly created the storie to end with the main 3 being antagonist. In his head he wants them to be vilains in his upcoming game so his goal is to make them range in his rank.
We can then theorise that he wants sage as a beast, sort of like a monster for a boss level ( since in the hand od Mike, this is a video game where he is the most powerful vilain )
So how would he obtain it ?
Sage wants to kill him and if he was in beast form why would he obey him ? Well what does Sage spend all his route doing from his very first introduction ? What is one of his main goal trought the storie ( outside of letting go, and accepting help )
Protecting mc. Sage always did his best to protect mc even when they didn't knew each other in the tavern. Sage spend his time trying to protect mc from danger, from himself or from whatever could harm them.
This is why i theorise that Sage will still protect mc no matter what, wich include even in his bad end.
My theorie is that in the bad end, both MC and Sage overdue during the fight ( because of the lack of support from the other if you kept choosing options about violence, guilt, individuality and only counting on each other ) this lead to Sage using his beast form, being stuck in it incapable of going back, and mc entering a sort of coma. Why a coma would you ask ?
Well the nap option could be a foreshadowing of mc being here physicaly but absent ( sleeping, so in a sort of coma ) trapped in their mind like the other where after the fog first appeared. "what about the astroblade ?" well it was told that relics may overwhork their owner, we know they can even break ( like sage's zenith ) so it"s a possibility that the Astroblade would be too draining ( helping on Mc falling asleep or making them feel tired, hinted by ugly wizzard man in the breakfast scene in chap 11 ) and to "save mc" put them in a state of sleep rather than death.
This would give a reason for why sage could end up not killing LoS. In exchange of waking them up ( probably a lie or would take forever ) Sage would need to work for him. This is an offer that he can't refuse, Sage would stay with mc no matter what
( dialogue given by elowen last moment we see her before the big fight )
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If you want more of my "why i think it would go that way" trow back to that one star scene where Rime offer both mc and Sage a deal wich is basicaly "turn into a beast and i'll teach them how to handle you". This would work well in paralel to the deal LoS could offer to sage "Turn into a best for them and i'll handle you for their sake".
Anyway if you read that far i would love to have your opinions on my hc because i can"t be alone with that thought, i need to talk about it with other.
Have a nice day _(┐「ε:)_
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take-a-quill · 10 months
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《 Corrupted Ending 》
Memory unlocked
❝ A Nightmarish Pair ❞
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(Headcanon scenario below)
Anisa: ❝Cain…?❞
The Astrolabe’s staff clinks as I rest it on the ground. With a hand at my side, I lean back on it. Anisa and Felix squirm uncomfortably when I smile.
Cain: ❝Anisa, Felix… it’s been a while.❞
Felix: ❝We thought you——!❞
His words falter, but there’s no need for him to finish his sentence. I understand. So much happened after Sage and I vanished in the aftermath of battle with the Lord of Shadows.
Just as I consider a simple explanation, I hear a deep growl behind me. It doesn’t upset me. Though the way their faces contort with distress births a giddy feeling between my ribs.
Sage emerges from the shadows. His corruption spills through the room in black tendrils and a flashing rage.
He lost the ability to properly communicate long ago, so everything he manages as he watches them from over my shoulder, is a rumbling snarl.
Sage: ❝Hrrgh…❞
Cain: ❝Sage… I brought him along. I thought you’d miss him.❞
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Ending Headcanons
(Side note: I’ll be using “Cain” for the MC’s name for smoother writing. Also, I’m basing myself off theories I have about the latest chapter we were left with *sob*)
Sage is unable to return to himself after going off on the Lord of Shadows
Cain is the only one capable of “taming” Corrupt!Sage (The fact that Corrupt!Sage has his braid back is a detail I added to point out that Cain can get close to him and touch him without worrying for his safety)
They disappear for years, leaving the rest to believe they perished in battle
It isn’t until they run into the rest of the group, that they discover what truly happened that day
Cain has kept Sage alive, away from the public, and only recently traveled back with him in tow
It’s very clear that Cain also isn’t all that there mentally anymore
Sage no longer acts like a person much, but like a beast, only listening to orders that come from Cain
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hallowmoon-art · 1 year
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Last Legacy Theories
Should have had the balls to post these much earlier when it could have been relevant so posting it now so I didn't type all of this/ think this much for nothing.
The Lord of Shadows and his Relic
In Sage's route, it's confirmed Mike, Gramme, and the LoS are all the same person and when Gramme introduces himself, he admits the has a relic and says "wielder of Sacervates." Gramme states that a relic can wield its owner if they are inexperienced which is pretty much confirmed by MC when they and Elowen are transported into Sage's dreams.
The LoS seems to be the complete opposite of the MC so it could be that Sacervates' associations are death and darkness/night. The Astrolabe's associations are healing and dawn.
So what if Sacervates traveled across planes to find a weak minded wielder so it could carry out its purpose, death?
It's pretty evident that the relics have some sentience so one being "evil" aligned isn't impossible. Plus, there's the common trope of dark/night themed weapons being evil or being used for evil.
How does Gramme have Light based spells?
As above, Gramme is the LoS so he's very powerful. He could have every spell in existence. And if Sacervates is truly associated with night/darkness and night/darkness is usually associated with illusions and trickery. The guy has 3 different personas.
Why didn't Felix or Rime know about Sacervates?
Gramme had a position of power within the Starsworn (He's the founder) before Felix and Rime were inducted. He could have come up with a total BS story about his relics powers and they had no reason not to believe him.
From what is published of LL, the relics are very well known as in people know they exist. But not much is known about them other than they are very ancient, powerful weapons possibly created by gods. The main 3 seem to know little about their own relics so they wouldn't know the in and outs of someone else's. But this is honestly hard to tell. For relics to be so central to the story, they don't show up often and aren't really talked about.
Sacervates - where the name possibly came from
The Latin term “sacer vates'' translates to "sacred poet" so maybe the relic is attracted to storytellers? Video game creators have some stories to tell for sure.
What if Mike's just a dick?
That could be part of it. But I feel like there's more to it than "Mike's a dick with a god complex." BUT, as seen by Sage, if you don't live up to what the relic wants, it will reject you.
There's a sixth unknown relic
In one of the Q&As by the writer and artists, it was confirmed that they are six known relics.
Telos - associated with Air and the Stars, owned by Anisa.
Elegy - associated with Water and the Moon, owned by Felix
Zenith - associated with Fire and the Sun, owned by Sage
The Astrolabe - associated with Healing and Dawn, owned by MC (prev. Rime)
Sacervates - possibly associated with Death and Darkness/Night, owned by the LoS
And then the sixth relic would presumably be associated with the element earth and the World/Creation.
When and if the stories are continued, hopefully we'll get to see this sixth relic in Anisa's route. It could pop up in Sage or Felix's routes as well, but I'm banking on Anisa since the boy's routes are close to finished.
One idea I had was that Lucan could have owned this earth relic and that was a main reason the LoS targeted him. But Lucan is dead now so who would have the relic in present time? And I feel like Sage would have known if Lucan had a relic. So from what I can tell, the LoS just targeted Lucan because he was the spearhead of a strong group of muscle. But that was a fun thought.
But who has this relic? Ayanna is an option, but there's been zero evidence of it and I personally can't see it. The only character introduced so far that I can see having it, is Exalted Seer Azimuth. But they were only introduced at the end of Anisa's last chapter so nothing is known about them other than they are more eccentric than other Rivathi and that they're the one Saaros is crushing on. Or this character just hasn't been introduced yet unfortunately.
Tulsi kinda sorta fits the bill when I think about it? She has an earth zodiac sign (Her and Lucan are both Taurus which is why Lucan was a first thought) Most earth based weapons tend to be hammers which we know she uses as a blacksmith. BUT she admits to not being a fighter. Maybe this relic can only repair other relics and create other weapons? Could possibly be why Tulsi is experienced enough to repair an ancient Relic at 27. And she keeps referring to Zenith as 'MY SWORD', but that could be just because Sage left it in her care for so long and she cares for the condition of weapons.
Celena - What happened/will happen to her?
I am so unsure of her purpose in the story. She appeared in the Prologue (at the con and at The Saucy Gull outta nowhere) and I think 2-3 times in Felix's route. She is just forgotten. Like did she just get caught in the crossfire of MC being summoned to Astraea? Was the LoS there when MC found the Astrolabe, and yanked Celena because she was just there? or does she have the earth relic and was easier to get to? Hell, can the LoS yeet people from Astraea to Earth and Celena worked for him the whole time?
Not necessarily a theory, but I just have questions.
What's MC's role? + How do Relics work?
In the prologue the tagline for Last Legacy II is "“A mysterious harbinger from afar opens the gates of calamity, spelling doom for the Starsworn in Last Legacy II: Ex Nihilo.”
This makes it seem like the LoS (or maybe Celena) was the one to toss the Astrolabe at MC's feet. But the Astrolabe did choose MC. There was no guarantee that tossing a relic to a random person would work.
Or the LoS knew Felix was trying to resurrect Rime so he had to get the Astrolabe to someone else before that happened since he had possibly already resurrected Rime? Not sure if that would have much to do with it other than giving the Astrolabe to an inexperienced person so Rime could just easily kill them off.
In all the routes, it seems like the LoS is trying to convert/force everyone to his side so he has all the relics. He probably can't wield the physical forms to their full potential either because that's too much at once or because a relic's physical form can't be fully wielded by someone else when it's attuned to its chosen warrior.
In Anisa's route, the LoS literally just says to come join him - that he and MC could be gods with their outside knowledge of Astraea. That made me think that Sacervates could be the earth Relic for a moment. That Mike literally built this world from the ground up. But that seems like way too much of a stretch. I think Astraea already existed and Mike just uncovered a lot of secrets in his time adventuring. The first LL game he made was 12 years previous, and Mike adventured way before meeting Ayanna so Mike has had like 30+ years to uncover ancient knowledge.
In Sage's route, he sends Elowen (via Rime) to take Zenith. It was returned to Sage because Elowen went rogue. She just wanted a real fight with Sage to avenge her brother. Rime is then sent take/talk to Sage and MC - trying to convince Sage to run the Griefers again. That would have put Zenith under the LoS control essentially. With Sage out of the way, Rime could have just killed MC and taken the Astrolabe back or hoped MC just followed Sage. Then when Sage and MC meet with Balsam, he states that "he wanted you both alive, but death's not much of an obstacle for our master."
All of that seems like the LoS already knew who MC is and that the Astrolabe was going to pick someone from Earth. So how did he come about knowing that if he wasn't the one who staged it? How did he stage it?
Do the relics just auto attune to the first person who touches it then it's trail and error from there? Because in the prologue everyone seemed astonished that a relic crossed the planes to find a wielder. In Sage's route, he says that relics choose their warrior. But in the Q&A, it was said that the Starsworn Knights in leadership roles had to undergo rigorous trials and tests to earn their relic and prove themselves. So do the relics choose their person or nah? Bc Sage has a relic obviously, but it didn't seem like he had a leadership role. He was just reconnaissance. It was said that Sage was invited to the Starsworn just because Gramme liked him. How did Anisa and Felix get theirs? Either the relics choose themselves or there's a trail regardless of a leadership role. Which one is it? Or do only the Astrolabe and Sacervates require a trail? But MC didn't go through anything like that sooo just kinda confusing. At this point I'm assuming Mike (as Gramme) had already found the Relics and gave them to certain people after he founded the Starsworn. Anisa bc she's his daughter. Felix bc he's good with magic and related to Escell. Sage bc of his involvement with Lucan and the Griefers, and Rime bc he was also a magical prodigy.
Zenith Breaking
Zenith was snapped in two when Sage fought Lucan. Sage didn't go into that meeting thinking he was going to be fighting. He didn't even have Zenith with him.
Either 1. His relic jumped in to save its wielder or 2. Sage realized he couldn't handle Lucan and called for Zenith but didn't realize it would land a killing blow.
Then the Relic broke. It could have been because the corruption was too much, but I think it was because when Sage realized the situation, his confidence in himself and Zenith shattered. He couldn't save his best friend and he may have scorned Zenith for technically aiding him in murdering Lucan. Which is why, even after physically being repaired, Zenith rejected Sage in the fight with Elowen at Tulsi's shop.
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lastleggysee · 1 year
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its rainy and I feel like writing, anyone got any last legacy or arcana requests?? will probably be short unless the narrative possesses me
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hallow-moons · 2 years
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Cooking Headcanons for the Last Legacy LIs
Felix
Only allowed in the kitchen to make tea
Cannot cook to save his life
He's used to having servants cook for him.
I think it's canon that he didn't know how to butter toast? or something like that. please correct me if I'm wrong or tell me where I think I got that from.
He just dines out or gets take out.
Is uninterested in cooking but will help you out in the kitchen if needed. Light the fire? He's got you. Magically getting something from the top self? He's got you.
Will always ask what's on the menu. He's super interested in what you have to cook.
Don't ask him to bake or use too many spices around him. The flour/spices will make him sneeze. Then you have a mess and an irritated Felix.
Stella will 100% jump onto the counter just to fuck something up and make Felix mad. It's hilarious.
Anisa
Nope. No. Not allowed in the kitchen without supervision.
She lives on takeout/ dinning out.
It's canon that she can't make coffee without burning it and burned her eyebrows off one time.
Will forget that she put water on to boil and burn the pot.
But she loves to cook with you so you can give her directions.
I super proud that she made something delicious with you.
Will pick you to help get something from the top shelf.
"Anisa?! I can get a chair!" "Don't worry, MC! I've got you and this is quicker!"
Use caution when booping her nose with cake batter. Your heart may explode from cuteness.
She loves licking the cake batter spoon.
She is always surprised by your romantic candlelit dinners no matter how many times you make them for her.
Sage
Can kinda cook? He just doesn't like to. It's easier to fill up on free peanuts and beer.
Don't eat any meat he serves though. He never cooks it all the way.
If he has to cook, it's super simple meals.
Most definitely uses all the spices though. Probably not even spices that go together, but it somehow works for the most part.
If he cooks with you, he will most definitely start a food fight, and you both will walk out of the kitchen covered in flour or smeared with sauce.
"So we're sitting there. BBQ sauce on our titties."
He may or may not try to bang on the kitchen counter.
Loves the meals you make for him though.
Will also pick you up so you can reach the top shelf.
If you ask him to hand you a knife, he always remembers to flip it and hand it to you handle first.
May or may not have accident caught the end of his tail on fire a time or two.
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evanox · 2 years
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Hello ! Can I mention how much I love your stories and depictions of the characters its *chef kiss* this is why I wanted to make a little request of sort like...imagine if MC had pollen allergies with each LIs' reaction to it and how they could've discovered it (including Rime if you want).
Yes this is self indulgent my allergies killed me and I want MC to bear with me.
Stay safe !
Ahh you're so kind anon!! I hope your allergies ease up soon and I sure do hope I can deliver this in a timely manner <33
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Felix
It didn't occur to Felix to warn you about the pollen-fest Florian's garden becomes during the spring. He was born and raised there after all, so I'd assume he developed immunity as a child, hygiene theory and all that.
You're practicing spells together when you sneeze mid-casting and it blows up in both your faces.
There seems to be no fever to explain all the coughing and itching and fatigue... Could it be the new clothes he got you? The flowers maybe? Once you tell him it might actually be the flowers, and all the greenery surrounding the mansion, he immediately portals you out of there.
It's not uncommon for Felix to get lost in his books when met with a problem he doesn't know how to solve. He might not be all that well-read when it comes to healthcare of the living, but that won't stop him from playing nurse.
"I've wrangled beasts of the void before; surely, I can wrangle your allergies too."
He's unfamiliar with natural treatments and herbal remedies but he's got a book or two regarding the subject. There's no guarantee they'll work, but he hates sitting there and feeling helpless.
Healing magic isn't his strong suit either but he can still fix up a mean potion, though he might be more reluctant to serve you the more experimental ones.
"Wherever can I find someone who suffers the same affliction, MC? Let alone have them accept this experimental medicine... This is why experimenting with the dead is far more simple."
As much as he'd rather you make the tea (claiming you just have that "special touch"), he insists on making you some soothing tea this time. It takes a few tries to get it just right, but what is he if not a persistent man?
Tell him about vacuums and how they suck up all the dust and dirt, and he'll figure out how to pull one from the void, then try to use a spell to power it. Hell, he might figure a void/portal spell that imitates a vacuum. Now the pollen is the spirits' problem.
Unless dragged outside, Stella is more than content staying in her rightful place guarding Lemegeton, so you don't have to worry about her bringing in pollen and dirt from outside. Sage, however, is banned from going anywhere near you.
Anisa
You greet her when she's back from work and Anisa immediately rushes to your side, wipes away at your tears and fusses over you, until you sneeze 6 consecutive times, and that's when she Realizes.
She might be careless about keeping her apartment clean, but not after finding out about your allergies! She insists that you don't pick up anything; she'd hate for all that dust to make your condition worse. So now you're wearing the face mask you somehow still have from the convention, after Anisa pushed you outside the apartment, and you can hear a lot of crashing coming in from the inside as you wait, each time followed by a "I'm fine! This is fine!"
It's actually surprising just how quickly she manages to get her shit together for your sake. Once every week she fills a small tub with hot water and soap so you can both sit together and wash your sheets and clothes by hand. It's not exactly a date, and there isn't much conversation to share, but it's a peaceful, domestic moment, and it's little things like these that make life feel all the more special. She looks up at you once in a while throughout the task, then quickly looks away when you meet her gaze. What's going on inside her head? Oh, MC and I are all alone! In my OUR apartment! We're doing chores TOGETHER! Oh, how fun >///<
You may not touch her when she's back from work until she's completely washed up and changed. She insists, because she will not be the reason your allergies could get worse!
Will soup make you feel better? Hell if she knows, she'll still try to make you one. She somehow ruins the kitchen in the process.
Never tires of saying "bless you" to every sneeze.
The apartment gradually returns to its sorry state of disarray as allergy season passes.
Sage
Is incredibly concerned by how often you sneeze around him. Turns out you didn't suddenly develop allergies to cats or dogs (or ilephta); it just so happens that they can still bring in their fair share of allergens. Sage's hair itself isn't a problem as he keeps it neatly braided, but he can't help what gets stuck in the wild fluffy tufts around his ears or the end of his tail.
Grooms himself more often than ever before, but especially before going into your room. Even cleans out his hair comb more regularly.
"Oh noo MC do you think that pesky stuff is stuck to my jacket too? Do you want me to take it off? ;)"
Please, he just needs to get his cuddles, and no, he doesn't care about your runny nose.
"Your blushy nose is so cute, MC."
"Do you think the snot is cute too?"
"... All of you is cute, MC."
Ok Sage
Felix gifts you a lint roller out of sympathy.
Sage is pretty bummed about you being less likely to go out with him; he's an outdoors cat guy not an indoors one, come on.
Alas, these are the sacrifices one makes for love. He'll just curl up by that sunny spot in your room for the occasional nap. Maybe he'll try his hands at soup or making a neti pot; all that sniffling and coughing keeps waking him up.
Rime
He gets a little too cocky when you keep slipping up during your spar session—missed hits and botched spells—but then you're doubling over and sneezing so often, stumbling as the tears blur your vision, and he starts to feel concerned (not that you have to know).
Well there's no point in forcing it, you'll only feel worse. You're staying inside, we're closing the windows and washing the sheets, and preparing a neti pot. What? This is for his benefit, not yours! What good is a sparring partner with allergies?
He keeps hovering over your bed and you might have to remind him that he's already doing a good job taking care of you, he doesn't need to hang by like you're on your deathbed.
Rime? Preening upon receiving MC's praise? More likely than you think.
But... he does want to hang out with you; he only realizes it when he keeps taking the route that passes by your room and listening in for any sneezing or coughing. And Rime has a hard time admitting to it, even to himself, so he just keeps finding excuses to come by. Give him some time he'll get there eventually 🤧🤧.
Actually pretty interested in Earth science and medicine so he'll ask a bunch of questions about how you coped with your allergies back there. He feels a little less frustrated about not having the astrolabe when he learns that allergy is less of a wound to be healed and more of a Reaction your body has to something—ie your body's own healing/defense mechanism—and healing magic might not exactly counter it, even if Rime still had it. Still, he wonders if there's a spell that can find a way around it.
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potatoesenpaii · 1 year
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Headcanons about my LL ships ;
Aisha + Rime + Felix
Beatrice + Sage
(Aisha & Beatrics are my mcs, btw)
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Aisha : You know, there's someone in town that keeps flirting with me anytime I go to the market.
Felix : Oh well, that's not good, we'll accompany you next time !
Rime : And we'll stab them
Aisha : That's not necessary, but thank you.
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~~Sage doing a dumb thing~~
Rime : Can i stab him?
Aisha : I would love that you don't do that
Rime : I don't know why i am asking, I'm going to stab him.
Aisha : I love you too.
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Felix : You know your boyfriend got a lady on his arm.
Beatrice : I THINK THE FUCK NOT. SAGE LESATH BRING YOUR ASS OVER HERE.
Sage : Yes maam ~
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Aisha : AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Beatrice : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Felix : Can i read in peace ?
Sage : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Rime : i will stab you
Sage : They are screaming too!
Rime : One of them is my wife. The other is my wife best friend.
Sage : Well, I'm her best friend boyfriend
Rime : Not my problem
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Thank you for listening to my dumb mind, bye bye
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diamo-chan · 20 days
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... do you guys think that Sage might be illiterate? From his life on the streets?
And therefore always left all of his Starsworn paperwork to just sit on the table, pushed it onto one of his protégés or fed the fireplace with it?
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chaotic-kitty · 2 years
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Last Legacy: Felix, Rime, and MC Randomly Generated Scenarios. Ft. Sage
I was bored and decided to play around with one of those scenario generators…these were my favourite ones.😭😅
Mc, about Felix: Apparently we're getting someone new in the group.
Sage: Are we stealing them?
Rime: New or used?
Mc: Wonderful responses, both of you.
Mc: Tonight, one of you will betray us.
Felix: Is it me, Mc?
Mc: No, it's not you.
Sage: Is it me, Mc?
Mc: It's not you either.
Rime: Is it me, Mc?
MC:
Mc, mockingly: Is IT mE Mc?
Store Worker: Would a Mx. Mc please come to the front desk?
Mc, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?
Store Worker: points to Felix and Rime
Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?
Felix and Rime, simultaneously: We got lost : (
Mc: I didn't even bring you quys here with me-
Mc: Rime, can I talk to you for a second?
Rime: Yeah, what's up? Lemme guess. You and Felix are having problems and you want me to teach you how to
kiss?
Mc: What? No, stop that. I know how to kiss. I've read books.
Mc: Felix and I don't use pet names.
Rime: I see. Hey, what do bees make?
Mc: Honey?
Felix: Yes, dear?
Mc:
Rime: Don't ever lie to my face again.
Mc: I told Felix their ears flush when they lie.
Rime: Why?
Mc: Look.
Mc: Hey Felix! Do you love us?
Felix, covering their ears: No.
Rime:
Mc: Hey, Felix? Can I get some dating advice?
Felix: Just because I'm with Rime doesn't mean I know how I did it.
Mc: I know you're deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.
Rime: It's not a joke.
Rime: *sniffles*
Rime: I'm a legit snack.
Mc: I was thinking I'd do some magic-
Rime: You? Magic? Mc, it says talent show
Mc, standing with their back turned: I've been expecting you, Rime.
Rime: How did you do that without turning around?
Mc:.. To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people I did that to were not you.
Mc: I'm gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why.
Rime: Only if you also don't ask why
Rime: *Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick.
MC:
Rime:
Mc: This one is fine
Mc: I was arrested for being too cool
Rime: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.
Mc: Don't worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.
Rime: I think you mean cards.
Mc, pulling knives out of their sleeves: No, I do not.
Mc: Please, I'm begging you go to a doctor.
Rime: I'm sorry is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.
Mc: Don't worry, I got a plan.
Felix: Alright.
Mc: TraitorSayWhat?
Rime: Excuse me?
Mc: What?
Felix:
Mc:
Mc: No wait-
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felixscorset · 1 year
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I will provide a scenario for those of you who need a something Last Legacy to think about
Your LI accidentally gets sent to a different version of their world and their first thought is to find you but they come to find out that you are different. Corrupted. Its your MCs villain arc. I like to think of there being some way to corrupt a relic just because it would add more flare to this scenario. Make yourself a playlist and miss your LI.
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