#lets all take clothes off

[hitmeupaep]

sometimes i think i’m being over dramatic about jensen and misha than i remember jensens reaction to misha “stripping” versus jared “stripping” and i realize i’m not crazy

#misha collins #jensen ackles #like he was not paying attention to jared at all #just vibing to some music head in the clouds #than misha takes off his coat and jensen is fanning himself and staring at misha #like adementaly saying he got the question wrong so he should have to make more clothes off #like what the fuck #i’m not crazy they are #like be normal please #sorry they have just been real heavy on the brain recently #cockles #supernatural #letting this out my drafts finally #feeling brave i guess lol

[whaliiwatching]

pillow that loves you

#spider man: across the spider verse #spider punk #spider noir #hobie brown #noirpunk #world cold and hard. spider gf soft and warm #take notes ok this is true love #did i use the same eminem line in the last lesbian noirpunk drawing? yes #its my goddamn right #hmmmmmmhhh size difference #need and deserve to hold n be held like this #not got much in the way of tags today #if tumblr would let me take hobie’s shirt off entirely we’d get to see the scars #transmisogyny ruining all my fun #anyway. they go on picnics #hobie wears her gf’s clothing all the time i know this bc ive seen it #‘hey darling have you seen my coat—oh.’ ‘sorry no all i got is this one that belongs to ME’ #holy shit. transfem fat butch noir packing heat. i need to watch her shoot a fascist dead #(we all need that i think) #spiderdykes

[dirtytransmasc]

modern got au in which asha is a "teen parent"

or more accurately, asha and theon have a much larger age gap, 10/15-ish years, type of age gap (she's at least 18/19 and theon's only like 4/5), and in a series of freak events, their lives are turned on its head.

their brothers were dead. their mother and father were ruled incompetent, the former left a shell of herself after the loss of her sons, no longer able to care for her remaining children, the latter was never a father to begin with and he didn't seem to have any wish to become one now.

she was an adult by law, meaning she was free from the hell that was the system. her kid brother - the one who smiled at her for seemingly no reason, the one who crawled into her bed when thunder rattled the house, the brother who held her hand on their rare family outings - was not.

she couldn't leave him there, even if she wanted to, even if it would make her life so much easier. she wouldn't abandon him like the rest of their shitty family. he was blood for fucks sake, she'd die before she let's him get taken away from her and given away to strangers to be used and exploited or treated like a shelter puppy to be pitied and fawned over.

cue asha fighting for custody of her baby brother, doing whatever it takes to be deemed a suitable guardian, and the two of them taking on the world together.

more thoughts:

they have to find an apartment cause they can't afford to keep their family home. moving into the cheapest place they can find with only the stuff they can fit in asha's truck, sharing an air matress and eating off of a coffee table while watching movies they rented from the library.

asha cleaning her brother up before his first day at his new school, trying to get him to look suitable, but not really knowing what suitable means for a kid going into kindergarten/first grade

theon comforting his sister when she gets overwhelmed with it all, doing his best to ease her tears. the night ending with them both curled around each other, just two scared little kids trying their best.

asha fighting anyone she has to to keep custody of theon, whether it be the social worker, the judge, people who called cps to report her. she doesn't care, no one will take away her baby brother.

asha taking theon to work with her (she works in a boat shop cause she already knows what she's doing) and having to keep him entertained while she works so they don't get sent home.

their first christmas/birthdays by themselves. theon putting together gifts at school (finger paintings or paper mache or something of the like) and asha cherishing it forever. asha spending all the money left to her name each time to get him something nice so eh can feel like a normal kid.

theon doing sports in school (little league or something) and asha making sure she goes to every damn game, being the loudest in the stands.

asha getting more and more used to being physically affectionate with her brother at time goes on. before everything she'd tense up when he'd hug her legs or hold her hand, but now she scoops him up like a rag doll, ruffles his hair, kisses his forehead, without a second thought.

{I'm so normal about them I swear}

#I just think the spin on their dynamic. with him being so much younger than her. the only bit of family she has left. completely dependent- #on her. all of that. would be so interesting #it puts her in this position where she needs to learn to be softer and gentler for his sake instead of just all tough and mean to survive #and just imagine them together #she has to be a parent. she's gotta bathe him. feed him. clothe him. put him to bed. put him through school. deal with bullies. talk to- #his teachers and his friends parents. she's gotta be the 'teen mom' who everyone's always judging and staring at. #all while she's working and finding them a place to stay and learning to be an adult and coping with the loss of her family #and theon's just a kid. he's gonna have bad days. he's gonna throw tantrums. he's gonna need to be held. he's gonna get sick #and he's coping too. his big brother's are dead. his mother essentially died with them. his father gave them up. he's too young to really- #understand any of it. he just knows they're gone. #they're gonna struggle. but they're gonna make it #and maybe they run into some familiar faces along the way #maybe theon is take from her briefly and we meet the starks (maybe they offer to lend her a hand while she gets herself together) #maybe the shop she works in is run by our man davos who is always willing to help out someone. especially kids. in need (he lets theon come #to the shop and lets her take time off to attend to his events. etc.) #idk. I got a lot of thoughts and no time nor brain power to right this #asha greyjoy #theon greyjoy #yara greyjoy #got #game of thrones #asoiaf #a song of ice and fire #my beloved squid babies #asha being a good big sister has my heart #she's trying her best ok. she's struggling but thats ok. she's giving it her all and that's all that matters. #theon is our baby

[otterology]

I forgot to lock the fitting room's door and a man saw me with no trousers on, yet I felt almost no shame. Thanks, Disco Elysium!

#it's the harrier du bois way #harru du bois #disco elysium #let me take off all my clothes it's for the check kim it's important to the case #embarrassing

[natjennie]

anyone else out here a middle child saddled with eldest daughter responsibilities?

#a bumper sticker that says 'middle-child neglect and eldest-child duties' #i want to believe it started when my older sister moved out but. lets be real. it's always been me. #i am genuinely acting care-giver to my chronically ill younger sister while my dad watches basketball on the couch #and my mom doesnt get out of bed. #like. my mom is pretty sick too and works all day and does most of the housekeeping too #so i dont blame her at all. #i mean i guess my dad works all day but. for real king you can't get up off the couch to support your daughter crying and heaving #no that falls to me. yeah yeah I'll get her a drink and make sure she takes her meds. #what's that? yeah I'll rub her back and run a cloth under the sink and bring her something to eat too. #oh? yes fine I wont take a gummy so i wont sleep because she's in a flare up and needs them more than me #to be clear!! I'm not blaming her either like clearly she feels like shit and she feels guilty all the time #i just. some amount of help from anyone else. or at least maybe. idk A DAY I can rest when i feel like shit #but oh- no- she's coughing up bile again. yep I'll come bring a bucket.

[selkiecoded]

okay thats interesting! in the SF try-outs during the song "legally blonde" she sings about how she cant be legally blonde, while in the official version AND THE DEMO she sings about letting her be legally blonde. which means that at some point they changed the lyrics around, and then changed them back! laurence o'keefe.... nell benjamin.... what occurs in your twisted minds

#covers mouth sorry so sorry guys #im a huge fan of beacon of positivity + good boy (elle puts a leash on emmett confirmed) + love and war (not in the demo but part of SF) #+ i liked some of the lyrics in the demo version of so much better (it called back to beacon of positivity!!! (i am insane)) such as: #I dream of your name next to my own but mine's looking fine up there alone #but i greatly prefer all the official songs we got. well. maybe good boy over ireland wouldve been fun (i think ireland is boring) #but itd play into the 'all men are dogs hurr hurr' joke that im glad they avoided. anyways. what was i saying. #right i havent listened to every version of everything yet (for example theres a SF version of chip on my shoulder i need to watch) #(and just the SF vers in general. shes hidden from me... why was emmett there before the remix... let me see their conversation) #but from what i have heard they made a lot of changes that were sorely needed. in take it like a man demo shes so much meaner?? #it made me sad. it wasnt a duet + they wrung out the romantic tension (no subtext by calvin klein... sigh) + shes meaner!!!! #in the bway vers hes baffled but enjoys going along w it + she genuinely likes him even when hes wearing his regular clothes #but in the demo vers she keeps calling him stuff like ugly duckling and talking about how the geek is gone :( but she likes that geek.. #the lines 'how much do you think i earn??' and 'kindly shut up :)' are funny but speak to a dynamic between the two that makes me sad... #follow me for more beautiful opinions on a fifteen year old musical #(heaves. do you know weird it is to see comments from 15yrs ago when this was actually showing. my brother is fifteen.) #god im so sorry i should be put down like a dog #lgb bootleggers are intense. i swear they got a bootleg every night or smth bc we got her shoe flying off + SF + kyle as understudy etc #go watch a so much better compilation sometime how did they take so many bootlegs?? how did you find them?? #and its awesome cause these were filmed on 2007/2008 tech which means they have 15 pixels maximum #SORRRRYYYYYYYYYY

[digital999placebo]

Ma tu sei la frase d'amore cominciata e mai finita. Non cambi mai, non cambi mai, non cambi mai. Tu sei il mio ieri, il mio oggi.

veneziano n pyjamases for summer nights , partly inspired by that one panel in the latest comics (u know which one) where he poses like a halot

#saw some women fashion magazine from some years back about summer collections/clothes n the slogan on the cover was like #‘clothes that men can take off this summer’ n at first i was like: huh . cool. establishing that men can wear traditionally feminine clothin #then i realised they werent being progressive #so i was like damn let me make clothes for men to take off this summer bc theyre wearing them #first pic is based on d&g negligee from the late 90s they r all so hot #also a pair of shorts with the words yes please on them n i thought they were funny so i made them into underwear #also about the song: which one is best? french or italian version? #im biased but french both bc i know it somewhat n also alain #delon my beloved #I LVOE TALK SONGS I LVOE SONGS WHERE THEY TALK #me makin fun of ppl who like england drawing him in skirts n stockings then i turn around n think im better bc i make it negligees instead #hetalia #hws veneziano #999art

[bumblingbabooshka]

Processing some things

Also the fact that he's crouching with his hands on his knees is so cute to me for some reason?? He does this in another episode too - the one where Chakotay finds a symbol on an unknown planet...it's just so adorable to me. He could just lean down but no. Also of course his fingers are spread again - GOTTA utilize the whole hand whenever you do ANYTHING (if you're Tuvok)

#anyway. he's so pretty I'm gonna bite my arm off spongebob style. #Tuvok in the Maquis: I'm gonna spy on these criminals but also?? I'm gonna try out a new eyeshadow look. #Tuvok calling Neelix 'sir'....one and only time v_v treasure it Neelix #Do these replicators make clothing? (yes.) Will they make me a uniform like yours~?? (No. They most CERTAINLY will NOT. <3) #<- also Neelix is naked and Tuvok brought him a towel in a way that was very theatric but also very 'lets dry you off' #like...not just handing it to him #I love Neelix's scrappier early seasons vibe <3<3 #I also like whenever he was like 'GOD these Starfleet people are a bunch of BABIES...eat the damn leola root. It's good for you~!' #I FROGOT KES WAS HELD CAPTIVE BY THE KAZON???? KES ARE YOU OK??? #Kes: I'm told I'm too curious...it's my worst quality~ <- and then the writers never let her out of sickbay #In my ideal world Kes & Neelix are like brother and sister (harkens back to Neelix's lost family and gives a slightly more sympathetic #reason for his overprotectiveness which would now not be romantic jealousy but still something he had to let go of for them to truly be #friends) and also Kes tried every work station aboard Voyager...every episode she's somewhere new but her MAIN job is still in sickbay #Kes is in a pseudo cult and she said nu uh I believe in a different pseudo cult and I love that for her #Kes: I don't want to be dependent on the caretaker!! (reasonable) Our people have magical mind's abilities that allow us- (ok Kes) #just bc she was right doesn't mean it's not a WILD thing to think HEhehehe #SNRKEHEHEHE HARRY STOP TOM CAN'T TAKE THIS #Tom: How can I let down the only friend I've got~? / Harry: Friend? What makes you think I'm your friend~? / Tom: -sobbing into his pillow- #Neelix saying 'Well...the fool needs company!' ok <3 I'm twirling my hair a little....got a bit of rizz... #literally an hour ago he was willing to leave them all for dead and now look at him #OUG hTom Paris the racism....ough the racism...not even the fantasy alien kind.......oaaau ugh oh it hurts the real world racism..... #TOM NO STOP TALKING!!! TO M NO THE RACISM - TOM PARIS !! TOOOOM!!!!! <- walter white screaming meme #(remembers its Harry's FIRST mission) a different kind of pain.... #Janeway and Tuvok holding hands: We're so fucking doomed. This is a terrible position and we have to do what's morally right but #by doing this we're going to be trapped here - maybe for the rest of our lives and not just us but the entire crew. But we have to #do this horrible thing BECAUSE we're good people. #<- not enough attention is paid (including by me bc I forgor) to the fact that Tuvok was with Janeway when she made that decision #and backed her up...just a sad little moment to themselves #OOF Tom...three for three on the racism....TOM #Neelix's sales pitch...yeeAAAH~!!

[sgterso]

one thing about jyn is that she will never wear a dress (or a skirt). if she's forced to attend a black tie event, she'll be wearing a clean!! shirt and pants, and might even polish her boots if you're lucky.

if she's forced to wear a dress for an assignment, she will only do so with these concessions:

it has to be flowy enough and/or have slits in the skirt to allow for a full range of movement if she needs to run/fight

it has to be relatively full coverage (especially on intelligence missions, since she's so covered in scars that it would make her easily identifiable)

she will be choosing her shoes. this is non-negotiable. she can't walk well in hells and they're impractical. best hope the dress is long enough to cover her combat boots

#you may be thinking: what about a fancy jumpsuit? #and the answer is no #because who wants to take off all their clothes when they have to pee #it's simply not practical #what if there's an attack while she's on the toilet!!!! #she will admit that peeing in a dress is easier than pants #...............why have i gone down this train of thought #anyway! #about. ━ who starts a fire just to let it go out ?

[unproduciblesmackdown]

speaking of the horrors brian goosebumpsphantomoftheauditorium is still So funny for being like yeah i'm a ghost i know i'm a ghost. & he's befriended the horror fan menace duo who are giggling clutching each other like omg omg okay. we're fine. we're breaking into the school at night to investigate the horrors aaaa what if there's a ghost eek ok ok!!! & brian ghost who knows he's a ghost is like omg guys aaaa stopppp ;;m;; suffering thee Most but he's not putting on an act to conceal his phantomly destiny. he's just like that

#it's brian colson i believe (unless it's colsen. but i think colson) but clearly this is clearer #the book was killing me & i'm telling you brian especially. his whole thing is being So nervous about everything all the time #which maybe that's meant to be due to [you Did die; alarmingly] but it really does just seem like Mostly personality #the cadence & content of the exchange where he's bemoaning getting paint on his clothes off to the side lays me tf out #just the dynamic like brooke & zeke are Speculating abt Schemes & Ghosts & being hilarious too; here's tina joining in; also magical #while multiple times people just completely in stride And in earnest respond to brian's complete focus on his paint stains issue #goosebumps the musical #also getting Thank You For Being A Friend points like enduring the deadly trapdoors & mystery of; for all he knew ig; a whole other ghost #he has no stake in that beyond just genuinely helping out / providing what moral support he can lol #and You Know What They Say. you probably could've revealed your ghost status & destiny & Just Asked lmao #but maybe he was too nervous like think i'll have to Haint Style Steal Your Breath or sm shit b/c that's easier than a ghost reveal convo #is that a george costanza style approach? i have never seen a full seinfeld episode. no limits to the time/effort/complexity in avoiding #some comparatively more minor issue / hurdle? i understand the like archetypical achievement character of all time in that for sure.... #like yeah they Are alarmed by the apparent ghost / apparent guy who wants to kill them / you as Actual Ghost but they roll w/it too #cracking open goosebumps of all time The Ghost Next Door... #i also need to crack open (press play) goosebumps the musical phantom of the auditorium original studio cast recording again soon #brian's pleeease let this be a normal field trip to brooke & zeke's beep beep seatbelts everyone! dream team for real #completely innocuous haunting except there's a separate totally unrelated guy taking a totally counterproductive approach to things.... #scooby doo villaining it will Not bring the meddling kids!! if i act scary to said kids they'll learn anything besides that I'm scary!!! #bring emile back here like yeah we'll cover for you for real though. appeal to tina's theatre devotion like become frenemies to friends fr #goosebumps ghosts you Do just fulfill your Purpose & then Transcend but brian was just a guy hanging out prior. could do that again

[pastafossa]

Fiberglass nightmare update: Went to my new doc for the standard new patient visit. Asked about the fiberglass while I was there and he listened to my lungs. Told me I'll be coughing and sniffling for a week or two but as long as I don't *keep* breathing it in and wear a good mask while cleaning it up, I should be ok. So that's good news.

Also good news: found a service that will wash the fiberglass out of my clothes, sheets, and soft things. And I've gottan some good advice from ya'll about how to save my squishmallows and my stuffed Beardevil.

I've bought a good vacuum with a HEPA filter to clean up after I get some of the stuff out of my room - some that can be saved (clothes) and some that is now garbage (little armchair). According to insulation installing friend, I go crazy with the vacuum on EVERYTHING, before washing things down with hot, soapy water. If I can get it outside to spray with a hose? Even better. So that's likely what I'll do with some of my stuff, including jewelry if I can. After the first round of cleaning, I wait for the dust to settle again. Then I do it again. 2 or 3 rounds should take care of it and make my room livable again, as long as I have an air purifier and regularly vaccuum until all the dust is gone.

Until then, I get to sleep on the recliner downstairs. 🤪

#pasta life update #today i mostly sealed off that space #and tonight when it's cooler i'm going up masked and gloved and long sleeved up #to grab my bedding and clothes and bag them for washing #and put some stuff in a pile for disposal #as well as figure out what stuff I can take outside to hose down #tomorrow will be vacuuming and soaping and cleaning while geared up #some of my stuff i'm just going to leave outside to let the wind and rain take care of it before i hose it #fuck this is a nightmare #but at least i'm not losing all my things

[ultralaser]

me in 1987 - star trek the next generation RULES, this show is doing things i've never imagined, i love it

a bunch of wierd nerds for the last 30 years - wow s1 of tng is ROUGH compared to the later show

me for 30 years without regular access to rewatch the older episodes - well i have no reason to doubt them, i was six when farpoint aired

me now, going back and loving s1+2 for how fkn WIERD they are compared to how formal the structure of the later seasons became - man what the hell, i was right the first time, this absolutely rules

#tng #star trek the next generation #oldblogging #in s1 they didn't even have ten forward and all the civilian clothes were these absolutely wild late 80s jangly new wave designs #it was literally a completely different show and i can get it being jarring going back but it's actually super good and interestinG #meanwhile s2 does a shift in direction that the later seasons didn't really run with but ds9 DID which makes s2 also super interesting #but for a whole different set of reasons #the early show is actually my favorite at htis point #s3-7 were really where tng became the show everyone remember but part of finding that winning formula was taking less risks #like you can really see the sharp edges in s1-2 and those edges were what made ds9 sing #and moving away from the stately #demeanor of tng was what let voyager find it's own voice in it's own later run #like voyager 1+2 feel off vs 3-7 bc voy s1 feels like tng s8 #it's not til s3 that voyager really gets it's own vibe going #and ds9 had the same growth cycle #where tng s1+2 are about finding a new voice for the new era #the rough patch on the other shows is about moving away from tng back towards that early experimental phase #so tldr season one of tng feels like voyager and season two of tng feels like ds9

[selfrinsert]

f/os save me……save me f/os

#rambles #I’ve had a migraine for the past two days ughhh #sometimes they last up to a week and I really don’t want thaaaaaat #at work yesterday I started seeing spots so I had to go sit in the bathroom turn off the light and just sit there and breathe for a while #f/os pls call out of work for me and turn off all the lights and tenderly put a cool cloth on my forehead #and don’t even get me started on my back pain‼️ #I’m weird about pain medicine however if it was one my f/os in that “let’s take ibuprofen together” meme I WOULD relent and take some

[k1rishiki]

The Coworker called an 8 year old seductive today

#i get that i haven't complained abt her much this year but i literally hate her sm #basically what happened was that we were in the gym and this literal 8 year old was hot and wanted to take off her sweatshirt #but The Coworker wouldn't let her bc she was wearing a crop top. i thought she was just overreacting and looked and tbf it was more trainin #bra than crop top (it didn't even clear her ribcage) so she had to keep her sweatshirt on. this interaction could've ended right there but #then The Coworker said. and i quote 'try to wear a less seductive top next time'. to the 8 year old. who is. need i remind you. 8 years old #like first of all she does not choose her own clothes she's 8 second of all THERE'S NOTHING SEDUCTIVE ABOUT A LITERAL 8 YEAR OLD #and then to make matters worse the 8 year old tied her sweater in a way that still covered her torso but left her arms and shoulders out so #she could cool down and The Coworker had the audacity to make a comment about her shoulders being exposed #like oh no! how scandalous! shoulders! a body part everyone has! and on a literal child no less! #i hate hate hate hate hate her #romeo.txt

[dutybcrne]

If Kaeya has the opportunity to bring a plus one to any event, most likely he will elect to bring Klee. Especially if he knows it’s going to be a bright, lighthearted event

#hc; kaeya #//He would get her THE CUTEST and FINEST clothes and accessories #//everything she wants to wear #//Treats every time he picks her up like he’s taking her to the goddamn prom; bring her flowers and asking sb to take photo #//Bc he deffo got his hands on a kamera first chance he got solely for Klee mementos #//Swings by Good Hunter or smth to get her a pregame snack then off to the event #//Will be utterly focused on her the entire time outside times he NEEDS to pay attention to others #//That’s his BABY; he is gonna treat the gal to SO much fun #//Loves any Dawn Winery events specifically to sneak off with her and take her to his old room so they can play with his childhood toys #//Or hop up onto the roof and he can tell her so many stories of everything before they go back down to snatch grapes #//If he has to go to an event out of Mond; he will BEG Jean and Bedo to let her come with #//He just wants her to have so much fun #//She DESERVES all the happiness he can possibly give her; DESERVES the best possible childhood #//If he could; he’d try to bring Albedo along for her to things too; but that’s trickier to manage

[levmada]

me @ myself: but WHAT IF you don’t want to be a transman and you’re just being impulsive without thinking through it.. like usual… shifting into a gender binary is a big commitment for you, you just wanna be different because you hate yourself

also me: cries at mirror because my body isn’t a boy’s

#like maybe it’s the lacking sense of self and body dysmorphia that made me identify as nb for so long #and like i’ve said before the gender dysphoria blending in with regular ol self hatred #one way i reasoned it with myself was that i never cared whether i had a dick or not #LIKE YEAH YOURE ASEXUAL 💀 #(that’s my experience personally that is) #i feel like the worst of my gender dysphoria is social #but if it were like changing clothes or something? i would never take off the dick. does that make sense at all #god besides it’s so hard being trans in america let alone the part of america i live in #if i could choose to be cis i would bc this is so much money and strife and family conflict and danger etc #anyway #↱k.tm #tw gender dysphoria #tw selfhate