#life a b*tch ain’t it

[cjhern1109]

Right now speed running to finish my Frans gift like a mad man

#cj the possum #don’t worry I’ll have it ready by tonight #speed running #life a b*tch ain’t it

[cosmicwavelength]

I was about to be insane about Destiel but I caught myself.

#b*tch don’t you dare start. don’t you even try right before bed time. we ain’t about that life anymore #that scene will haunt me forever tho. I don’t think i’ve watched it fully ever again #I saw it once live on stream and something passed away inside me #it’s been two years right? #idk why I censored bitch

[flicklikesstuff]

(⚠️TW! Mentions of Abuse)

………..

I hate to see/hear people react to Husk’s situation with:

“Alastor doesn’t abuse him, he only threatened him once.” OR

“At least it’s not as bad as Angel’s!”

Uhhhh…no?? We shouldn’t be comparing 2 abusive scenarios as which one is worse? Also, what do you MEAN he’s not being abused??? Do y’all know what abuse is?

……

1. Alastor literally threatened his life.

2. Husk suffers emotional stress being under his control.

He’s downright shaking in fear. In non-abusive relationships, this shouldn’t happen.

3. Alastor constantly degrades Husk.

“You may own my soul, but I ain’t your f*cking pet.”

“Oh, but you are~”

||

“You think I’m some kind of f*cking clown?!”

“Maybe.”

4. Husk gets repeatedly forced to do stuff against his will.

“You’d actually think I’d be here cleaning bottles and listening to you f*cks, b*tch and moan all the time if he weren’t forcing me?”

5. Power is imbalanced in this dynamic. Alastor felt the need to put Husk in his place.

6. Alastor dismisses his concerns.

“It’s nothing I can’t handle. Don’t worry Husker.”

7. Alastor gives no shts interfering with Husk’s achievements.

“I was about to win the whole damn pot-!”

“Good to see you too!”

………..

Plus, even if it’s presumably a one time occurrence, it’s still the same thing. A single act or a cycle is still considered harmful. But I personally have a feeling this isn’t the first time Alastor lashed out.

“N-nothing! I- uh…l

Husk looked and acted very panicked before Alastor started walking his way. Like he knew what direction this is going already. He even attempted to backtrack. I feel like if it was the first time, then he would’ve been more surprised and stunned into silence. But I interpreted his reaction as if he’s already familiar to this situation already.

I’m just saying, just because the show only showed it onscreen once, doesn’t mean it probably hasn’t happened before.

……….

Back to the main thing at hand,

Anything that treats the other person with cruelty or force qualifies as abuse. If the intention is to exert control and power, manipulate, or retain someone against their will, then that is abusive behavior.

You can try and argue that this kind of thing is common in hell.

Argue that it’s not as physical and constant as Angel’s.

Argue that Husk signed up for this and it’s part of his soul contract.

Still doesn’t take away the fact that Husk is still being emotionally abused. So you can stop defending your precious deer baby. You’re still allowed to like him as one of your fav characters but just don’t brush this one over.

#mini rant #hazbin hotel #hazbin alastor #hazbin husk #husk #Alastor

[rebouks]

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Ivan: C’mon Dourpuss, it’s just you n’ me now-… Bruno: I don’t want to talk about it. Ivan: Pfft.. it’s non-negotiable, same as you being a good person.

Bruno: Tch. Ivan: I ain’t lettin’ you beat yourself up about the past forever n’ ever. Bruno: [sighs] There’s so much that I regret though.

Ivan: Listen.. y’care about those closest to ya, y’good with kids n’ animals, y’help people who’re goin’ through what you’ve been through, even though y’not much of a people person-.. y’care about me, more than anyone else ever has. Bruno: None of that cancels out the things I’ve done.

Ivan: I ain’t sayin’ it cancels anythin’ out, shit ain’t as black n’ white as that.. y’know? No singular choice makes someone bad; it’s everythin’ mashed together, right? My Pa was a good example; complete asshole, couldn’t raise a kid for shit-.. but he wasn’t all bad, he just got lost n’ never found his way again. That’s why I still loved him, took care of him n’ stuff.

Ivan: [sighs] Would y’rather turn yourself in, risk goin’ back t’prison? Bruno: No, but it’d be nice to get it all off my chest-.. like you said. Ivan: So, do it…

Bruno: I hate how easy it was. Ivan: Yeah? Bruno: Like in a film? The good guy stands there; hands shaking, agonising over pulling the trigger-.. but I just fucking did it.

Ivan: Why? Bruno: One was an accident, but the other-.. I knew who he was, what he was like; he was an abusive rapis-… Ivan: Okay, so the world’s better off without him.

Bruno: Nothing gives us the right to take away someone’s life like that. Ivan: Leah killed Arturo, was she a bad person? Bruno: [pauses] No.

Ivan: What about war veterans n’ stuff? Bet they’ve killed a bunch o’ folk, some get medals for it an’ all. Bruno: How the hell is that comparable? Ivan: They’re just followin’ orders, right? Who’s t’say I wouldn’t have ended up killin’ someone if I stuck with the Navy?

Bruno: You’re making this difficult on purpose. Ivan: Yeah, ‘cause I’m challengin’ your logic. Bruno: You’re biased, it doesn’t count.

Ivan: Okay, I don’t much care for Wyatt, but I wouldn’t have judged him if he shot Arturo-.. hell, I would’a choked the shit outta him if he’d actually shot you… Maybe we’re more violent than some, but our intentions are good. Bruno: I still feel guilty about Silas…

Ivan: I know. Bruno: I should’ve made sure he got away safely. Ivan: Why didn’t you?

Bruno: [sighs] I was still mad at him; annoyed with myself for letting him walk all over me, again… So, I brushed him off n’ said staying any longer would be dangerous-.. which it was, but I was happier to spend the night with you n’ Oscar. Ivan: It was his decision not t’leave sooner, wasn’t it? I don’t want you blamin’ yourself anymore.

Bruno: [sighs defeatedly] Alright. Ivan: You’re a package deal, B; I love you and your past, okay? Bruno: [nods] I love you too…

#somnium #sims 4 #storytelling #ts4 story #sims story #simblr #bruno clarke #ivan harper #twmurdermention #mack's basement is like these guys private lil therapy room 😅 #also.. it's so fun to go back and read the Selvadorada chapter now that we know how bruno and -kinda- ivan felt #their interactions take on a whole new vibe when you go back n' read it a second time #eheh #also.. it's easy to forget bruno's killed people isn't it? #even decent people are capable of doing dark things.. good intentions or not

[anthrofreshtodeath]

What are your top 5 Rizzoli & Isles episodes and what are your top 5 Bones episodes?

Whew what a question! I couldn’t pick just five for Bones, though I will say none of them are after season six. But let’s start with Rizzoli & Isles- these aren’t in any particular ranked order:

A) Money for Nothing - oh my goodness what an episode. Maura learning what it means to be down for Jane? Forsaking all her fancy friends for Jane’s working class family and life? I’m still warm.

B) My Own Worst Enemy - I know Angie Harmon was deep in her husband-sponsored homophobia during this time but the gay jealousy that Jane had over Ian? Jesus. Marvin’s Room in a 42 minute episode of television.

C) He Ain’t Heavy, He’s My Brother - “there are ways of telling me without telling me.” “i think he wanted to apologize for trying to kiss me.” “Tch - Tommy make you sign a Title 18 too?” All that needs to be said. Take the gay feelings from the above episode and dial them up to 1,000.

D) Dance with the Devil - call me messy but I LIVE for Paddy and Hope and their fucked up romance. I also live for Maura’s speech calling Hope out on her shit for fixing up Paddy’s burns. “You made a deal with the devil and it has come due.” WHEW!

E) murderjuana- the case here is boring but also irrelevant. The Maura and Kent Get High scene is cringe and the sign of a dying show. But oh, the fight between Maura and Jane. And oh, the way Martinez sees Jane’s need to protect Maura and oh how he helps her. This character commentary/development was… such a bright spot in a show gasping for air. And the last scene between Jane and Maura is so sumptuous - Maura’s “but what if you can?” still haunts me. Wife things.

Now for Bones:

A) The Man in the Shelter - LIONEL. Booth’s catholicism 🥹 Zach’s midwestern family coming to see him through the glass. 10/10 storytelling.

B) Judas on a Pole - Max Keenan is a *badass*. I love that they established him as a murderer for his kids. I live.

C) Fire in the Ice - hockey booth. The skating scene at the end. That’s all. Go Sports!

D) Hero in the Hold - the gravedigger is such a delicious villain. The whole team risking it all to find booth? Jared forsaking his job? TEDDY PARKER??? and Bones sees his ghost at the end UGH. Again, 10/10 storytelling.

E) The End in the Beginning - Bones AU. Booth’s brain tumor. His pain at his fantasy not being reality.

F) The Parts in the Sum of the Whole - this is the episode in which Booth confesses his love and Brennan rejects him. It is quite possibly the best episode of the show.

G) The Doctor in the Photo - Emily Deschanel acted her entire ass off in this episode. Her I Fucked Up confession in Booth’s SUV broke everyone’s hearts.

There were so many more I could have chosen for each show! What are your guys’ favorites?

#ask anthrofreshtodeath #rizzoli and isles #bones tv

[blooddrownedhunter]

So apparently, at 1:35 AM in the morning, I have found a real life connection for an enemy type in Elden Ring.

Ok, so yknow the giant ants in the Ainsel River Well? You know how they spray acid out their butts and it hits like a b*tch? (TBF what acid wouldn’t? lol) Well, apparently there’s a real life species of ants that actually does that! (Disclaimer: idk if any of the big lore dogs in the yard have found this out, but it is a small thing, so… yeah 😂)

Anyways, they’re called, and I ain’t making this up, Yellow Crazy Ants. (Scientific name: Anoplolepis gracilipes)

And get this, the acid they spray out of their butts?

Isn’t the item in the game that spawns near their areas called “Formic Rock”? Lemme look it up…

It is!

#I like finding out irl connections like this #the ants down there always both weirded me out and fascinated me to no end #and now I know more 🤓 #elden ring

[twilightpony4]

Backwoods: 1. Green Power

It’s been a while. You know, since something was going in the Purple Dragon’s way. The organization was thriving as of late and the gang members were flourishing in their goods. There have been a few time where they’ve had some run-ins with the police and their larger-than-life watch dogs, but not all was lost. Most members were able to sneak away and hide their merchandise flawlessly into their headquarters. That’s exactly where we find ourselves today:

“Soon, as I land on the Lear,

Piguets, they wet, tears,

488, hit the gears,

Suicide Doors, Britney Spears…”

“Ok Waxer, I see you.” A young man with blue hair commented as he heaved with his associate, lifting a box onto a rack.

“Didn’t know I got bars, did ya Johnny boy?” The other smiled behind the box that hid his face; his voice portrayed much of the strength into his legs and not as much through his throat. Nearby, a much younger girl stood with her arms crossed. She smiled while shaking her head.

“Y'all play too much.” Her long curls brushed her face. The two men went to their toes to lift the box slightly higher so that they can set it on top of another.

“You know you want Cardi’s part.” Waxer commented as they carefully lowered it down. The girl cocked her head, which pulled the curiosity of the two men who waited for her reaction. A smile crossed her face.

“Why would I hop in some beef? When I could just hop in a Porsche?” She used her deepest voice to perform, earning much appreciation from the two men.

“Thought so.” The girl tried to hide her blush away from them and waved them off.

“Ayo! Somebody come over here and help me lift this!” Another shouted. “Two-ton!”

“Yeah yeah?!” A very large young man bellowed from around the bend.

“Get over here!” They saw his waving hand over the tops of the stacks. The large man made his way over. The other three kept behind him to see the two struggling boys trying to lift another box up to a higher platform. “Help us lift this up on here.” Two-Ton’s calloused hands rubbed vigorously before bending down and lifting the box from the bottom. His power was much needed as well as his extra height as the burden lightened up. The heavy box was set on edge. The sound of the wood sliding was a smooth reward as the pain of lifting went away. The girl put her hands on the edge of the platform and a foot on a lower ledge. Bouncing only once, the momentum brought her up. She stood up and pushed the top off the box they had just set down. Small pieces of wood cracked from the light glue holding the lid down. Underneath was a layer of styrofoam peanuts that unleashed its once masked scent. Carefully she reached her hands into their embrace. She needn’t go too deep to grab hold of a hard, item. Satisfied, she grasped it and pulled it out of the box. The peanuts spilled from the crevices as she pulled a large machine gun for everyone to see.

“Awww yeah, this gonna look good strapped on me.” Her smile grew as she fixed up the strap. When she deemed it somewhat feasible, she brought it through her curls and around her arm till it hung on her shoulder.  “All we missin’ is some live ammo in this b*tch.” She commented as she put a good grip on the machine, acting as if she were ready to use it. Seeing the scope, she began to play with it; looking through it, she pretended that her associates were her prey.

“Easy, Jesse.” Waxer smiled as she saw him through the scope. She giggled but continued to play with the scope and its settings.

“Power of the Dragon.” Johnny chuckled as he watched her play. “We need some type of slogan.”

“We don’t need some slogan, we got the symbol, das all we need.” Two-Ton spit on the floor.

“This ain’t some scouts club. F*ck outta here ‘bout a slogan.” Jesse cursed as she spun around and toyed with other compartments of the gun. Johnny waved his hands in front of his, head low and shaking.

“I’m just sayin’ ya know, like… I don’t know....” He paused for a moment. “Purple Power!” He boasted. “Or somethin’ like that.”

The ceiling exploded. Or, at least that’s how it felt after having a sudden heart attack. Above them, the air conditioning pipe burst open. What came out of it were very green. The red banded terrapin fell from the sky, splitting the group apart and centering himself in the middle. The thundering plod was doubled as he was joined by the orange masked one as well. The larger one already had his sais out and ready to spear someone.

“Green Power, mother lovas!” He bellowed as the debris from the pipe fell on top of his head. Michelangelo crouched low with his nunchucks ready as he backed up slowly towards his brother.

“Dang! It's the crazy ones!” He said with a toothy lisp; his eyes bugged out as he stared down the villains before him. Raphael noticed the girl on the platform. That was quite a gun she was holding there.

“Loca! Drop it!” He commanded with his sai directing her. Bullets or no, she’d keep it as intimidation. Yet, she knew these guys. Bullets bounce off of them, so it would hit everyone else around her. Blindly, she shook the strap off and let the once appreciated gun drop like trash before her feet. Raphael kept the grit in his teeth as he reached over his shoulder to the walkie-talkie on his strap. “Blue Leader, bring em in!” Michelangelo began to chortle, then sang.

“Bad boys, bad boys,” Raphael joined in, both keeping their weapons ready in case anybody wanted to try something funny.

“Whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do when they come for you?” Their defeated faces only prompted them more to keep up their fun. Into the next verse, the larger turtle started beatboxing while his younger brother tried his best to keep it going.

“Nas sanappa a boon ba sniffin ma hay”

“Dude, you gotta learn the words.” He sighed.

“We usually just do the chorus.” Raphael reached back to his radio after not receiving a response.

“Blue leader, hit -em.” On the other side of the line, blue leader and purple dork were hiding on the rooftop of the building. There was no glass ceiling but rather a sky light. The window distorted the bottom floor incredibly and with the roof being so high, it was really hard to see what was going on. Donatello and Leonardo stood by to kick through the window when their brothers gave them the call.

“What he say?” Donatello whispered. Leonardo shrugged and put his hand to the radio.

“Repeat your transmission.” He asked. Nothing else came through. He called again but this time to the third team on standby. “Blue leader to Alpha, continue relay.” The ground troop of the female ninjas and the police department did not return the call.

“Where’s backup?” Michelangelo tried to remain in control of the situation, but was definitely worried.

“Blue leader, hit em, bring em in!” Raphael called more aggressively. Michelangelo took it upon himself to listen close to his walkie-talkie.

“Dude, I’m only getting static.”

“Piece of sh*t radio.” Donatello curse as he smacked it. When it wasn’t giving a clear signal, he used a laser piece off his wristband and opened up to radio.

“Hurry, Donnie!” Leo rushed.

“No, I’m gonna go really slow about this.” He replied stressed yet full of sass. Leonardo sighed, throwing his hands up.

Onlooking at their failing plot, Two-ton began to chuckle maniacally.

“Oh, you think this is funny?” Raphael approached him slowly, pointing his sai at the large boy’s throat. Beads of sweat began to form as the large metal came near his face.

“Dude, where are they?” Mikey repeated. Seeing opportunity as their plan was unravelling, the girl made an unsure yet brief eye contact with Johnny. In a split second, the girl tried to take off and run for the exit. However, the orange banded terrapin had tripped her and kept his foot down on her back to secure her. However, during that quick timing, Johnny had unravelled a large knife that he kept concealed in his pocket. While Mikey was looking down and apprehending Jesse, Johnny brought the terrapin down into a headlock with the knife blade pressing against his throat. Everything was just so quick that even Raphael hadn’t caught on yet as he spun around with his sai pointed in their general direction.

“Woo!” he called “Looks like we got ourselves a situation.”

“You ain't gon do nothing.” Johnny taunted as he was breathless from apprehending the young turtle and began to pull him back with his feet dragging. Michelangelo tried not to breathe because the blade seemed so close that with a breath could scrape his neck.

“You think having a knife to my brothers’ head ain't gon mean I'm not gonna have your entrails all over the place?”

“That's what I'm thinking.” The young turtle commented, his throat nearly choked as he was yanked backwards. Finally, his foot was off of Jesse but the girl stayed down from the pressure from earlier.

“What you don't know is that my brother came here ready to die.”

“Sh- shell no!” He screamed.

“You ready to die, ain't you Mikey?”

“The shell I wanna do that for?”

“Scared ain't ya boy.” Johnny whispered into whatever he thought where that turtle’s ear was.

“We gon do this in two ways. A. Tell me where you got those new guns, let my brother go, and I'll just leave a mark on your shoulder. Or B. I just stab you in the chest.” His eye went met to the very center of his chest, imagining it uncovered by his brother and open for attack.

“Or C. Where we could talk and de-escalate the situation.” The young turtle pleaded, trying to keep as calm as possible.

“See, my bro using them spiritual teachings our Sensei teaches us, but I ain't about that life.” He yelled louder and began to spin around to make sure everybody else knew that his sai was coming their way too. “I prefer seeing trash on the ground.”

“Raph, the man has a knife to my head.” He cried out quite choked up as Johnny held him tighter after losing a grip for a split second.

“I bet he'll put it down when there’s a metal spike in his eye.” He bellowed.

“Just calm down, bro.” He tried to keep from using his hands to talk for Johnny was take it as rebellion and use that perfectly placed knife of his. It sure is hard to stay calm and not get too comfortable.

“I'm calm, I'm calming down EY! Whoa! Whoa! I am way too unstable for all that.” He spun around again after someone in the corner of his eye flinched. “Stop all the movement! Everybody stop movin!”

“Y'all need to listen to him.” Mikey began to preach in a whining and desperate disposition. “I tried the best I can but he crazy. He got emotional, anger issue problems.” As he gave him sermon, Raphael began to count out loud. “He go to bed early for this.”

With eyes up in the sky once more, Michelangelo took a chance by grabbing the arm withholding the knife. With great force, he pulled it away from his throat and pulled Johnny over by rolling off his shell and landing hard on his back. He flinched repeatedly in pain, Which Mikey didn’t think twice about as he grasped the knife out of his hand.

“Where the shell were you?” Raphael yelled in the leader’s ear.

“Not the time.” He tried to ignore his brother’s complaint as he unsheathed his sword. The size of the large knife intimidated the few around them. It was pointed at Jesse, who was still on the floor. It took everything she had to not give a tear as she saw that thing pointed at her by a skilled swordsman. She was frozen in fear as she gazed at her own reflection of the shining metal. Doors of the facility imploded on themselves as the police force came in screaming with guns pointed. The few Purple Dragons around them became even more apprehensive than before and kept their hands up in the air to resist arrest. They were called to fall to the ground, slowly to their knees and down to the ground until the cops could give them a pat down and cuff them. Following behind them were the two mutant sisters walking in confidently and calmly aside from the rush.

“How come everytime I turn around you in trouble?” Mona Lisa outstretched her arms as she and Venus approached the boys. Her eyebrows furrowed with her question.

“Stop turning around.” Raphael answered monotone. In respect, Mona gave him a quick yet playful slap behind his head. An officer managing the operation adjusted his cap as he regathered with the team of mutants.

“We’ll be looking around for anything that can give us an edge towards who is supplying them their weapons. You can use them for questioning.” Raphael rubbed his hands together.

“My favorite.” He grinned sinisterly. Venus leaned over towards Donatello.

“This poor guy doesn’t know what’s coming to him.” He whispered back:

“Pretty sure he does.”

“I can’t believe this! This fool pulled a knife on me! On Me!” Michelangelo screamed in rage, pacing back and forth. Splinter had been really pushing forgiveness on him recently but this was just too much. Forgive and forget, forgive and forget, but after that? How can you forgive and forget that? Brotha was gonna die! “I can’t do this! Maaaaaan!” He whined before setting his sights on the handcuffed man who did him wrong. 

“Don’t kill me, don’t kill me!” The man tried to roll over in his handcuffs in an armadillo position.

“It’s just… with the knife… and them bullets.” Michelangelo breathlessly explained to the point where it seemed tears were going to escape from their ducts. He turned away from the man for a second to gather himself.

“You aight, man?” Leonardo asked. The young turtle kept his shell to his family but put a hand up to ask him to drop it. The leader nodded understandably. The young turtle began to knock about his head with the palm of his hand repeatedly.

“Aye, I owe you…” He turned around to speak but it was just as broken and tired as his speech was before. “It was just that.. You.. you know…. Was disrespect-.” he paused. “But that don’t give me the right though...excu-.” He turned around as if to hide his tears, but it turned into a 360 spin kick to the fallen man’s body. “Wassup!”

“Dude!” Donatello cried out.

“The man had a knife to my head!” Raphael grabbed the back of the man’s shirt and yanked him up till he was sitting up. Johnny still winced in pain and grunted.

“The interesting thing is he ain’t the one pissed off.” He nearly whispered to him before standing straight up.

“I don’t know nothing.” Johnny cried out, this time tears were shedding in the building.

“Aye, whoa! I didn’t ask you no question yet!” Raph bellowed.

“I know nothing!”

“You lying to me already?!” He pointed his sai aggressively. Johnny kept repeating his pleas. “Stop lyin’! STOP LYIN’!” Mona caught how the aggressiveness wasn’t gettin them anywhere. She pushed him back gently to call him off. She gave enough space for Venus to kneel down before the man. Unlike Raphael, there was no searing scowl or violence within her presence.

“Do you know anything? I’m being nice about it; do you know anything?” The man was still crying but he didn’t look away from those gentle eyes of hers.

“Aye, loca. What you know?” Michelangelo had already moved on (especially since he was tired of dealing with that man in the first place) after taking the time to cool off a reminisce on his payback.

“Don’t kill me, please.” Jesse balled up with her knees tucked into her chest.

“I won’t,” He got down on his knees to reach her level. “but that don’t mean you’re safe from everybody else so just tell us what’s up.” She turned her head away from him, trying to keep from looking in his eye. He leaned forward more but her neck branked further. Suddenly, her face whipped around and released the watery substance from her lips and let it splash into the face of the questioning turtle. “Ooh, she just spit all up in my-.” Michelangelo jumped up and began rubbing at his face vigorously in disgust. “Y'all better get her,” he pointed. “and somebody come get me!” With a quick jump signalling them, Mona and Donatello jumped out to grab the young turtle. He continued to fight even when he was elevated from the ground and in their grasp. Maybe this was enough emotions from Michelangelo today. The two began to carry him off until he couldn't see any of the suspects within their sights. With Raph’s method failing and Venus trying to speak to the other man still, Leonardo took responsibility. His katana pointed in her general direction as a form of mild intimidation.

“Where did you get the new guns?” He spoke calmly, a disposition that didn’t match the violence of what a large sword had brung.

“I don’t know nothin’ about it! Johnny sets all this up, his sh*t is in his office!” Her voice was shrill, trying to avoid the blade.

“Where is it?”

“Here.” An officer brought out a few files from a room they had raided. “We found receipts up in the office. Our analyzers can try to track these obscure vendors.”

“We’ll have Donatello jump on it-.” He was cut off by a hand.

“Oh no. I know you guys love to help us out but we have this. That and I know you’re trying to work during your time off.” Which was true. Anytime the department would allow them a vacation, the family refused to back down. Basically employees of a special degree, they were truly dedicated to their work.

“Are you sure?” Leo replied. “It wouldn’t be too much trouble.”

“We have this.” The officer nodded, and folded the files underneath his arm. “You guys can go home and celebrate, ok?”

“Yeah, celebrate.” Raphael nodded at his older brother’s comment. The officer turned to regroup with his team.

“Happy Birthday, to all of you.”

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lol i wrote this back in 2018

#tmntfanfiction #tmnt2014 #tmnt2016 #backwoods #venusdemilo #monalisa #raphael #donatello #leonardo #purple dragons

[nightlifeseries]

Aftermath of Queen getting caught with Jermaine PT 2

Tori: That was definitely a set up. Like she was blowing his phone up alot yesterday so he should not have taken you back to his place. It was like he was trying to get caught. She was looking for him all day yesterday. 

Diamond walks into the backroom

Diamond: Queen can I talk to you? Tori can you excuse us?

Queen: No Tori can not excuse you. Do you want to be stomped again? We don’t have sh*t to talk about!

Diamond: Why are you so angry? Am I not the one getting cheated on? 

Queen: B*tch take that up with your man! I don’t have sh*t to do with that. 

Diamond: You do! You have known about us. 

Queen: He knows as well! But clearly you don’t satisfy him. He comes to me every day and night. 

Diamond: How long has this been going on?

Queen: Don’t come in here like we are cool. I am not open to any interviews. Go ask your man!

Diamond: Queen I would if I could. He doesn’t answer my calls as you see. 

Queen: That’s your man. Thats not my issue. Can you excuse yourself? 

Diamond: Queen! Please

Tori: (Snickers) She sounds pathetic. 

Queen: Go ask your man. You prance around here like you own this place and now you want to come get in my face and ask how long I have been putting your man to bed? Your rude to the girls and we don’t want you here.  You were never built for this Night Life. This is a strip club! What do you mean how long. I ain’t no snitch and I don’t owe you any explanation. I am not even sorry you caught us. Aw well. I told you, you don’t belong here. This place isn’t for relationships. 

Queen walks out of the backroom

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#TS4 #nightlifeseriesQueen #nightlifeseriesDiamond #nightlifeseries #ts4 story #sims 4 story #black simblr

[lexingtonprincess]

Howdy gadies and lentlemen, this WHOLE page is for gits and shiggles! So you know what that means, It’s gonna be a fun time. Sadly this is a college blog so I gotta be careful BUT, that doesn’t mean it can’t be fun! So have a seat or stand, and make yourself at home or just prepare for the ride!

Hi guys and gals and everything in between, we’re all stuck in this weird thing called life !!TWINZIES!!

Anyway, I guess I should introduce myself first ay?

Hey ya’ll, I’m Alex. Aka the lexingtonprincess, cause momma ain’t raise no b*tch jk yeah she did.

Anywayyyy onto the actual introduction, as mentioned before I’m Alex! Also as mentioned before, this blog is completely for college. So look at this or don’t. The point of this “blog” is to cover my adventures In Lexington, and other projects I’m working on. I’m very ADHD if you couldn’t already tell, so I have PLENTY of projects and drama to post about. Lucky you, or maybe lucky professor who gets to grade this mess!

I was born and I guess what you would call raised In a small town called Williamstown, located In Northern Kentucky. It’s where the Ark is, Noahs Ark not the one in Chicago. If only. Just this year I moved to Lex for college, attending the University Of Kentucky for my bachelors in Middle Grades Education with a focus In English and Social Studies. Don’t ask me why I want to deal with chaotic hooligans that pick their noses. But this “blog” is to cover all of those adventures (and struggles) I go through, because as they say you grow through what you go through.

When it comes to what I enjoy doing, again ADHD so it’s a bit of everything. From writing, crocheting, and exploring, to wasting endless hours of my life scrolling through TikTok and Facebook. But ya’ll get to join me for that ride, ya’ll being the voices in my head. So thanks guys!

PS- I know we don’t know each other, but remember I love you!🫶🏻💜

#lexington #adventure #chaos #college #university of kentucky #introduction #i love you #Spotify

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what’s a song you can put on repeat & never get tired of ?

   no role modelz j. cole - “no role models and i’m here right now, no role models to speak of. searching through my memory, my memory, i couldn’t find one, last night i was getting my feet rubbed.”

a song that instantly lifts your mood when you’re sad

   reel it in amine - “and i’m tired of being humble, b*tch i feel no way. this that young, young sh*t i may pull up to your bitch like, reel it in. i got the bag tell a friend.”

your favorite song from your all-time favorite artist 

   villuminati j. cole - “please forgive, according the preacher man, he need jesus in him. but the devil run the tv, so the demons in him. im in trouble, did a deal with the devil, now i’m pleading with him… like ‘give my soul…i ain’t letting you go again.”

a song that inspires or motivates you

   finish line chance the rapper - “ but who would think the raps would turn into racks? don’t matter, matter fact, it could happen to you. scars on my head i’m the boy who lived. the boy love playing when the boy too sick, reclining on a prayer, i’m declining the help. i’ve been lying to my body, can’t rely on myself.”

what’s a song that reminds you of someone ?

   so high doja cat - “blow, weed, pop x, speedin’ up the heartbeat bangin’ in the chest. when you put it on me, you relieve my stress.  you got me so high, takin’ deep, deep breaths. you get me so high, you get me so high. i know you ain’t a drug but you get me so high.”

the song that gets you in the mood to party

   paramedic! sob x rbe - “california, california, and i’m heavy in these streets. if you don’t keep a pole, how you ready when it’s beef? .22. or .23, i’m heavy with the heat. hit you with this chop, paramedics can’t save you. really in field? come on bro, i know that ain’t you. 2018, hell nah, i ain’t gon’ fade you. gon’ paint you, tde and sob we can’t lose.”

your guilty pleasure

   typa girl braveheart - “typa girl that you wish for when you blow the candles out. typa girl that you wanna bring back to ya mama house. typa girl who don’t ask for what she want she takin’ out. typa girl who got bags in same quality as chanel.”

a song that’s out of your typical music preference

   backyard boy claire rosinkranz - “and we’ll turn the volume up to some good boy band tunes. love to feel the fresh air, i can feel your eyes stare. and i’m not gonna lie, i get a little bit scared. and my heart is on wings, i’m living in dreams and at the top of our lungs, we sing.”

what do you listen to when you’re in love ?

   #1 heebiejeebies amine x kehlani - “just for you i might jeoprodize. my whole life i might sacrifice. the way you look is like ‘woah.’ got me locked in i’m hypnotized. shakira-like and these hips don’t lie. say i don’t, but i always try.”

   #2 best part h.e.r. x daniel caesar - “it’s the sunrise, and those brown eyes, yes. you’re the one that i desire. when we wake up, and we make love, it makes me feel so nice. you’re my water when i’m stuck in the desert. you’re my tylenol i take when my head hurts. you’re the sunshine of my life. i just want to see how, beautiful you are. you know that i see it, i know you’re a star. where you go i follow, no matter how far. if life is a movie, then you’re the best part.”

 do you have song you’ve listened to all your childhood ?

   a long walk jill scott - “your background, it ain’t squeaky clean, but sometime we all gotta swim upstream. you ain’t no saint, we all are sinner. but you put your good foot down and made your soul a winner. i respect that, man you’re so phat, and you’re all that, plus supreme. then you’re humble? man i’m numb yo, with feeling, i can feel everything that you bring.”

is there a song your parent/sibling/friend/etc. introduced you to that you love ?

   streets doja cat - “we play our fantasies out in real life ways. no final fantasy, can we end these games though? you give me energy, make me feel light weight, like birds of a feather, baby, we were made for each other. and it’s hard to keep my cool, when other b*tches try to get with my dude, and when other chickens try to get in my coop. cause you’re a one in a million there ain’t a man like you.”

a song you didn’t expect to like

   rules doja cat - “break some bread up, you know that butter my biscuit. you ain’t talk money, then really that’s none of my business. i don’t even need these lenses, 20 on 20 my vision. bad yellow b*tch with her on on they prize, but, but, you know i ain’t no minion.”

what song would be your ‘intro’ music ?

   #1 emperor’s new clothes panic! at the disco - “welcome to the end of eras, ice has melted back to life. done my time and served my sentence, dress me up and watch me die. if it feels good, tastes good, it must be mine. dynasty decapitated, you just my see a ghost tonight. and if you don’t know, now you know.”

   #2 i might need security chance, the rapper - “i bought the chicagoist just to run you racists b*tches out of business. speakin’ of racists, f*ck your microaggressions. i’ll make you fix your words like a typo suggestion. pat me on the back too hard and pat’ll ask for your job, and in unrelated news, someone’ll beat your ass at your job.”

   #3 amari j. cole -  “out of the concrete was a rose, and windows was cold. had to go over and stand by the stove. we from the southeast, know know. this where the cops creep real slow. won’t vote, but mob deep with the poles. i punch the time sheet, not no more. now my assigned seat is throne.”

what song best represents your outward look —  or your attitude towards life ?

   king of the clouds panic! at the disco - “when i fall to rise, with stardust in my eyes, in the backbone of matter, i’m combustible dust. in the fire when i can’t sleep, awake, i’m too tired,. this old world, this old world.”

the song with your favorite lyrics

    the climb back j. cole - “every body mentions, suicide prevention, man, they even got a hotline. to call up when there’s tension, but i got a question, what about a f*cking homicide? need a number to call for my, for my to call whenever there’s a urge to get the triggers involved. need an number for my, for my to call, whenever there’s a urge to get the triggers involved.”

#xx. muse #infinite:task #xx. task #infinitie:task002

[chcsity]

      𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐘𝐁𝐎𝐘 𝐌𝐀𝐆𝐀𝐙𝐈𝐍𝐄  ── 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐒𝐈𝐓𝐘’S EDITION.

introducing the woman for the month of june, who is also your fave’s favorite, 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐒𝐈𝐓𝐘 stops by for an interview to discuss what’s been occurring in her career and her personal life. keep reading to view more photos from her newest playboy photoshoot.

I: i’m pretty sure everyone’s been asking the same question to you for a while now, but you know we gotta start off with this question of where is damn the music? [laughs]

C: oh lord, already on the spot like that ? woooow. no, but, the music is coming. only reason it has not been consistent is because i wasn’t a hundred percent of what i wanted to put out for the fans. writer’s block is real and a real b*tch. and when your confidence ain’t there either ? it can be a bit of mess. music is coming soon though, no exact dates neither just yet.

I: sounds like good news to me already. now about this photoshoot, what was your favorite part(s)?

C: being damn near naked the whole damn day. nah, i really loved how nice everyone was on the set. when i didn’t like a certain angle or anything, it wasn’t no issue into taking my thoughts into consideration since the day was basically all about myself. oh and did i mention how fire the food the food was ? phew. ya’ll just knew how to welcome ya’ girl. i appreciate it all.

I: favorite photo from the photoshoot?

C: um.. the one where i had the blonde hair and lil’ fur? yeah that one. from the shades, to the heels, literally every single piece topped off the entire aesthetic, bad b*tch material. 

I: now moving on to the more real adult questions and knowing we’re at playboy, you know we gotta ask this, what’s your favorite position? why?

C: oh on to the freakiness already. um.. between..missionary and getting my back blown out by the right person. [laughs] i gotta either have you lustfully stare deep into my soul while you in it or let you listen to these back shots sound like the fourth of july. riding someone’s face or having someone doing the riding on mine is a good feeling too. all depends on the mood i’m in, to be honest. 

I: craziest sex story you ever had?

C: now.. even though i refuse to let myself slip up, there was one time in my relationship where we ordered food right before it was time for the guts to get some smashing treatment. and let’s just say, the delivery person that day got a real nice view of the show and my ass. wild, but kinky.

I: now besides the music, we’ve heard about you wanting a restart your adult film career. how’s that going?

C: so far so good since i’m now in a space to take my time with things. the last time i even got to film a lil’ sum, and it was a really fun experience. so being able to try it again makes me happy. even in the process of creating my own lil’ website similar to onlyfans. ass and titties gon’ be even more everywhere. [grins]

I: before the interview ends, what is something you wanna say to our audience plus your fans?

C: to my fans especially, stop harassing me for the damn music! nah, just kidding. harass as you please, it’s funny and cute to me. just know i still love ya’ll either way and that perfection takes time so keep being patient with me. to the ones that don’t know me, you’ll get a good glimpse of who i am if you look into this magazine. you may see sum’ that you like, you may not. either way, you’ll still love me!

#⁽ @𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐃𝐃𝐈𝐄𝐒 ⸻ 𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐜. ◞

[washwashgalaxy]

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The craziness of "The Life of Pablo"

Through the latter half of the 2010s, Kanye still asserted his dominance as arguably one of the greatest rappers ever established in the scene. This album, “The Life of Pablo”, which dropped in 2016, fully encapsulates the Kanye that we know and love today. The Kanye we know today is crazy, wild, unorthodox, and all other synonyms of these adjectives. Everything revolving around this album is just insane, including the rollout of the album. To start, the album was dropped later than anticipated, and on top of that was leaked on Apple Music and after release was edited by Kanye several times. But this craziness extends into the album. The first song, Ultralight Beam, is arguably one of the best gospel songs released featuring a beautiful chorus in the background by a various groups of artists, followed by an incredible verse from Chance the Rapper. Although this song is absolutely incredible, the weirdest part is that Kanye is barely on it. He says a couple of prayers in a subtle chorus and leaves, but the main striking point of the song is the incredible chorus and how it is able to blend in with Chance and provide a somewhat heavenly feel, while also being somewhat depressing. The craziness doesn’t end. The literal next song is Father Stretch My Hands, one of the craziest trap songs and one of the most iconic “hype” songs of all time. This order makes absolutely no sense, but I love it. It truly encapsulates Kanye as a person and also provides the theme of the album, which absolutely rocks to the wall. When anyone hears the producer tag “If young metro doesn’t trust u I'm gon shoot”, it brings back the era of 2016. The next relevant song is Famous, another amazing track, but equally as crazy as the stuff before it. This song reignites the Taylor Swift beef from 7 years before the album was released, while also having Rihanna on the song. This song is widely recognized as an incredible song, but also as a crazy song for the implications it had. The music video features many nude women in the same bed as Kanye, and all of the girls look very similar to Taylor Swift, while the lyrics in the back say “Me and Taylor might still have s*x, yea, I made that b*tch famous”. 

The next notable track is called FML, featuring The Weeknd. This song is nuts, and probably one of the most interesting collabs as someone who raps about drugs, and s*x is rapping with someone who produces gospel songs regularly on his albums. The whole vibe of this song is insane, which is a common theme in this album. Wolves follow up shortly after, which is one of the grandest rap songs I have ever heard in my life. The production is absolutely amazing, the music flows well, and more. There are a few more notable tracks such as No More Parties in LA, as well as Saint Pablo, but the feeling is still the same. This album has a few road bumps with some of the interludes as well as some of the songs being a little too crazy and weird, but overall this album is absolutely amazing, yet crazy at the same time. This adds to the art of it, and makes the listener feel crazy emotions throughout the album. A quote that truly sums up the album from Kanye is “name one genius who ain’t crazy”.

[anachavesworld]

According to @igotnftsss, she is one of Melo's sidepieces in real life. I don't know if it is true or not, but she's upset for something though, cause damn...This would explain the constant hate towards Ana on IG.

What a delusional creepy a$$ b!tch. Sometimes you have to laugh at people who continue to show that they have a low IQ. Melo ain’t touching Ana’s number #1 fan page lol

[smokeybrand]

Dark Meat

So i'm scrolling through some stuff and this thing pops up about how "brave" Selena Gomez is for bringing back "real stomachs". This is dumb so i obviously googled it. Apparently, ma is just tired of being Hollywood skinny and wants to eat four Jack-in-the-Box tacos whenever the f*ck she wants. I ain't even mad. That's the sh*t a happy person says. I don't give a f*ck, i'm going to what what i want, and it doesn't matter what you got to say because you're gonna b*tch about it either way. I commend the f*ck out of that. More to the point, however, why is no one talking about that thigh meat?! Like, goddamn, girl! If them tacos is fillin' out dem hips like that, eat more of them! Eat all of them!

In all seriousness, Selena Gomez is gorgeous at any size and is exceptional at her craft. I’m glad she’s at a point in her life where she can just say f*ck it and enjoy herself. Also, but dat thigh meat, tho!

[fmhiphop]

#FMSpotlight-Noodah05 - "Breathe" (Listen)

Noodah05 exposes the true nature behind backhanded compliments and certain people's presence in his life via "Breathe." Over a combative Chi Chi-produced trap beat, the rapper drops a line of warning bars toward those who "say hatin' sh-t in a laughing way." Noodah05 also addresses the backlash he's received from unknowingly sleeping with a taken woman. Despite specific people smiling in his face, Noodah doesn't forget how they treated him before the fame.  In one line, he even spits, "You ain't f-ck me good until I ranned up my money, yeah/They only call my phone when they want somethin', huh." Additionally, Noodah05 says, "I ain't forgot about nothin', I still don't want that boy to (Breathe)." Moral of the story: One can always forgive but never forget.  In the second verse, Noodah describes how his superwoman makes him delirious. Following this, Noodah05 speaks about the kind of women he's attracted to.   "Freak, kinda classy, p-ssy good, she sassy/And she got on lavish, expensive habit, bad b-tch," he raps. "Too piped for the average, don't play games like Madden."  The 4PF signee begins to take a trip down memory as he speaks on everything that transpired the year before. Baffled by disloyalty from someone he once considered a bro, Noodah spits  "Yeah, that last year had me hot, bro hopped out shootin' that b-tch with anger/Can't believe that you got robbed, then went in court and point your finger (B-tch)."  Throughout "Breathe," Noodah05 maintains a steady flow.  "'Breathe'" is about me separating himself from the clout chasers and transactional relationships that I'm surrounded by," he says.  About Noodah05: Balancing diverse flows with true-to-life rhymes, Atlanta's Noodah05 is the next to blow from Lil Baby's Four Pockets Full imprint. There's plenty to know about the Zone 4 native, but you should never question his next move.  Listen to "Breathe" by Noodah05 below: https://open.spotify.com/album/1j3r0UfDal4jz7ul2NeKMi?referral=labelaffiliate&utm_source=1100lvWzgS99&utm_medium=Universal_VirginMusic_US&utm_campaign=labelaffiliate Related Stories: #FMSpotlight: Hood Tali’s Video for “Two 40’s and a 9” Soon to be Released By: Natalee Gilbert Read the full article