#like !! he's annoying but so good in bed

[k4vehrtz]

anyway need more dilf!reader with the reverse(?) daddy kink sort of n maybe live-in nanny(?) toji who's short on money n honestly isn't that bad with your kid. it's just that you're such a high society type of guy and he's rough around the edges (messy, very messy and questionable past) but your kid is spending the night at a friend's house so you two decide to watch a movie together n halfway through he's fingering you under the blanket and then you're riding him and he's just barely whispering in your ear (bcus he doesn't care if someone hears you two) "you take my fingers so well daddy," "did your ex-wife know you liked this type of shit? bet that's why it didn't work out, 'cause she couldn’t treat ya right." "i'm not one to make assumptions about my boss' private life but it seems like you have experience, ya know, riding cock."

#idk i've just been thinkin #about slightly mean n very obnoxious toji #like !! he's annoying but so good in bed

[mymitochondriaforpresident]

Simon: *being treated with anything less than optimal love, happiness, care, kindness, adoration, protection*

Me: 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪

@anonfromtheflight: 🪓🪓🪓🪓🪓🪓🪓🪓🪓

#🔪🫱🏼‍🫲🏽🪓 #simon eriksson #simon eriksson defense squad #strife? unhappiness? #helllll nahhhhhhh!! #sick of this shit lol #can the POC kid rest for once #and can the interracial couple be happy for more then five minutes damn #imma need true payoff in S3 bc i’m still annoyed even after that sexy ass speech wille did in s2 #(even though that altered my brain chemistry in the best way and i wouldn’t even be here without it but i digress.) #i don’t want simon to forgive his sister unless she does something crazy to get back in his good graces #‘i’m sorry simon 🥺’ still makes me SO MAD like fuck outta here with that bullshit apology #only confessing cause she didn’t want her bed buddy to get his brains blown out #and we all know how i feel about september #jail is too good for him #hope he rots #we’re serving surgeon AND lizzie borden tonight fam!!!!!!!!!! #young royals

[yorshie]

Pea Brained Bounce House time. Was thinking about the earlier Mikey bit. Then I started thinking about Warm Coded. And then:

Raph’s got like. This thing, when you’re working out with him. He uses the cover of coaching you to stare.

It’s not until he’s got you doing chairs against the concrete wall, and you look up in pleading askance on how much longer you’ve gotta hold the position, that you finally catch the way his attention is trained on the swell of your stomach. The uncanny focus of his gaze on your thighs as the muscles start to tremble and seize up.

Raph likes to stare.

#……. hm. is this gonna be a blood orange fic? #are they gonna converge? #looks at the blurple fic I’m already planning. fuck. this might be a blood orange fic #but how would that even work? #Mikey is so much harder to set a boundary with than Leo and Donnie #and what about my head canon of Mikey sneaking into Raph’s bed during nightmares? #I could just see. raph wakes up and readers all against him all warm and cuddly #he goes for the sleepy morning action #but his hand knocks against Mikey’s shell and there’s like the awful dawning realization that his little bro is cock blocking him #cue Mikey waking up cuz you smell all warm and he wants action too #only for the same realization to have th both going >:[ at each other #raph gets up like fuck this I’ll be a good boyfriend I’ll go get breakfast. you want pastries doll? I'll get you fucking pastries #and Mikey’s like fuck that I’ll be a better boyfriend I’m gonna go make homemade juice #and then reader is like. wtf where are my cuddly buddies? Why is everyone so pissy this fine morning? #<- zero clue they are in the middle of a pissing contest #goes to take a morning shower and gets interrupted cuz Mikey doubles back #youngest sibling gotta take advantage of the older one being out and all that #I could just see him all annoyed halfway to the Kitchen before going *wtf am I doing* and backtracking to corner reader in the bathroom #raph drags reader back in his room and closes the door in mikey's face when he gets back with pastries #cuz personal space (nest) privileges and it was cold outside and damn it he's was a good boyfriend he deserves cuddle time #also he didn't get mikey any pastries #proceeds to show reader there's more than one way to enjoy a pastry #……… have to think about this one actually plot poly is hard #raccoon rambles

[kulliare]

yippeeee the dices

#this dice collection is so pretty but i’m giving most of it to my friends… #ive been playing dnd or pathfinder with this group for literal years and i’ve like spent so much time with them LOL #and i’m finally seeing some of them this summer #so this is the gift. i still have to get a set for the dm but like i think i’ve already spent ~200 on the dice here so im like oh my god #but im like fuck it lmao they have given me so much happiness lol 😭 #also since im already typing i was listening to one of the celebs from my hometown and sometimes it hits me how strange it is #tht i am vaguely interested in this man even though i literally like saw him for 5 seconds #he is like so incredibly famous #i know like 90% of people experience this but it does annoy me so much that i treat famous ppl diff in my brain differently even tho ik #they just want to be treated like normal people lmao 😭 #i think its bc my brain goes ‘oh theyre so loved i wish that were me!’ even tho theyre not really experiencing love #w the masses of ppl online #i have a headache from all the plum wine i drank but plum wine is soooo tasty guys #idk what they put in it #probably plum but wow it is so good. lol 😭 #i think i will let this headache go away for a little and then go to bed. gn everyone 🐈🐈

[kugisaaki]

mera kutta kutta, tumhara kutta tommy?????

#insane double standards like #dad got the flu and recovered and i caught it from HIM and now he’s suddenly wearing a mask around me like ill get him sick again?????????? #which is FINE like i wear masks outside too but damn like ?? watching him be so cautious around me when he should’ve worn a mask in the #first place is kinda ??? and so goddamn annoying #and its crazy bc he insisted on taking a nap in the other bed in my room (bc its cosier?) and kept snoring SO loud i couldn’t sleep at all #ALL WHILE WEARING A MASK???? like just sleep outside oh my god if my being sick bothers you that much oh my god #now he left bc his break ended and i have a pounding headache and a high fever and im soooo sleepy #and its 6pm so not a good time for napping #mehak.exe

[love-has-a-way-ofgrowingbackward]

everytime i take a tiny triangle out of the cake i made my brother comes in and cuts off a trapezium, making the cut a single clean line. it would be vaguely funny but like i made the thing and like could he not eat it all without leaving some for me

#rant #i guess #it really fucking annoys me how i have to cut off my share in everything that comes in this house ever #like always stay on alert for your food and stash away your share or its gonna be gone by morning #i dont even know why its making me frustrated enough to cry #its just. nice good food has always been a treat and motivator for me and my brother has a habit of always grabbing my share too #it sounds so silly out of context but like. ive had a lifetime of going through a bad tiring day with nothing to look forward to but #a nap and something i like to eat. and always opening the fridge to an empty container #or worse the box is there but then i get in bed with a book and open the damn thing to find half a spoonful inside. #it would be annoying once or twice but its just. all the fucking time. #i hate this survivalistic shit #its not long before i move out thank god but still #he always did it when i was young and my mom hardly ever said anything #like now if i want i can get myself some treats but when i was younger i didnt have much choice. #i havent had the time to bake in two years and prep plus baking the layer cake took two days. i put so much work in it. #and he ate half of it by the time i came back from fucking peeing. i cant even say anything because he gets fucking angry and aggressive #at the drop of a hat so im. crying in my room about it. look my feelings are not as drownable and consuming now. i generally dont #let things like that affect me too much. but i feel so young again and like the entire world is so unfair. i don't know #writing my feelings out on a tumblr blog is so much better than journalling they should recommend this shit in therapy

[shakestheclown]

y'all who actually have partners,, what is a text ice breaker to start conversation? im really bad at it 😭

it feels important to note that when we do talk, the conversation flows great we have a nice rapport and complimentary senses of humors it's just starting the conversation that is the problem i think we are both just painfully shy 😔 (and maybe traumatized .)

#all my friends have offered is 'send a meme' which just gets me a heart react which is nice and all but i wanna SPEAK TO THEM. #and ive also done ~little random updates of my day~ which also works but on my days off i dont DO anything so i cant be like . #hey i rotted in bed all day what did you do #i feel like he's interested but shy ?? i guess ?? or maybe unsure if i feel the same way so he doesnt rly initiate #he did the other day just send me a photo of him working as a little life update which i took as a good sign :) and it sparked a short conv #i just dont know what to talk about or rather i wanna talk about literally everything but i dont wanna be annoyingggg #i dont know whats annoying and what isnt i guess is the main issue #he just got back from a 2 week work trip thing like working nonstop and normally we'd both be free tuesdays (tmrw) but since he JUST got #back today i figured it would be rude and/or seem desperate or clingy of me to ask if he wanted to hang this week #am i just crazy ?? oftentimes yes #it's also 10pm on a monday so i couldnt ask now anyway BUT I WOULD STILL LIKE TO JUST TALK #BUT I DONT WANNA BE ANNOYING all ive ever done in the past is annoy ppl or come off too 'weird' by just trying to get to know them #AND I DONT WANNA MESS UP THIS TIME CAUSE I THINK I DO GENUINELY LIKE THIS GUY IVE JUST NEVER BEEN IN THIS POSITIONNNNN #ITS NEVER FELT REAL #OK BYE

[crimeronan]

my favorite n most ideal princess luz AU hunter-amity-luz resolution involves luz getting to share a bed with both of them and the three of them just being fairly normal life partners who are no longer horrifically anxiously codependent and who have escaped the crab bucket. because i'm a big fan of people who are a little shitty, though, i think it's Unbelievably funny if luz and amity are pretty handsy and very 😏😏😏 @ each other, in a way that hunter is patently NOT. toward EITHER of them. so about three nights a week, luz and amity will just start, like, making out well after hunter's asleep (polite!), only for him to roll over and smack them with a pillow like "for the TITAN'S SAKE. either QUIET DOWN or GET OOOUUUTTTT,"

#shitty idiot repression gang #toh #horrible mindscape trauma pals #princess luz au #just for the record hunter's not like traumatized or nothin. if luz and amity being annoyingly into each other was an Actual Issue theyd #have better bed-related boundaries. he's just ANNOYED. he wants TO SLEEP. #if you've been here long enough to remember me making a post exactly like this about rodamnessy. yes it's like that. #hunter is the ronan to luz and amity's adamnessy insanity. so good.

[cherry-shipping]

one of the (admittedly many) reasons i love love love LOVE my uf and ht self inserts i think is because all the shit i hate about myself is amplified with them and i LOVE them for it. theyre weird gross perverted overbearing annoying creeps who nobody really feels comfortable around. and its the BEST!!!!!!!!! like yeah they suck shit. they dont know anything and theyre genuinely disturbing and disgusting people. arent they just the BEST

#cherry chats #i happen to love girls who are the worst ever. is the thing #when my ht/uf inserts make everyone around them uncomfortable and gross people out and when nobody likes them i think its so awesome and fun #they both suck so bad. theyre awesome #they dont KNOW shit they cant DO shit theyre weird nasty FREAKS #theyre overbearing and clingy and creepy and selfish and completely fucked in the head. and theyre everythinf 2 me #^____^ #i love my fucked up little self inserts. they are so not okay over there #had a visual image of my uf self insert lighting they and sans’ bed on fire cause he annoyed them. lmfao #blame kiss with a fist That song is everything in the world to me Ok #btw speaking of which i should really give my most common self inserts nicknames #because going ‘my uf and ht self inserts’ every time is a pain #like. my trollsona although i dont talk about them much is a favorite too and their name is zairku Cuz troll names etc #and in my head i nicknames my horrortale guy 207 for. some fuckin reason #ermm. whadda hell do i call that underfell freak then. #……………… cherry???? bc thats qhat i used to go by way way WAY back in the day??? #and it. SORTA fits the general uf aesthetic…..??? #well. just like how 207 was a placeholder that just became their nickname i guess cherry would be the same #if i called them that as a temporary placeholder while i think of something else itd just end up being their name anyway. lol #okie dokie hehehee thats good then ^__^ i think ill add that 2 my pages when i get out of bed #which is. very soon bcuz i wanna smoke. so im goin outside. its -4° out

[zappedbyzabka]

Scruggly

#look at his ruffled hair he’s my little doggy #He’s so short and beefy #I want to chew him like bubblegum #Anyways this is Dutch with his and Johnny’s kid prob omegaverse #Why is he annoyed? Bobby thinks the kid should be in bed not playing games #Dutch of course is not having it because hey its not your kid man #Johnny gets protective of Bobby and says he’s just looking out for him #A good rough hip bruising dick ride with some choking from Johnny later fixes him #Chad mcqueen #he gives a very sedated apology to Bobby after #dutch x johnny #dutch karate kid

[cetoddle]

okay. no longer high off my ass from anesthesia but i am very tired

#they gave me a bunch of pain killers #just took some so hopefully they help #man #i do not remember that surgery at all #i remember the dr putting the iv in and saying okay you’re gonna feel really good in about ten seconds and i was like 10 seconds ?? #and he said you’ll see wink. and then i remember thinking oh wow this does work that fast. and the nurse was saying something to me #and then i remember her helping me into the car #i do NOT remember the procedure at all holy shit #i think i mostly just cried the whole way home. not even about anything in particular i was just crying #and i could not get out of the car and my f*ther had to carry me up the front steps 💀 #i literally couldn’t do it #and i sat in bed and then my mom took over #and before i got settled in i had to pee so she had to help me but i insisted i could do it myself #immediately wiped out and fell on the floor #so she had to help me 💀 #and i couldn’t sit up on my own it was a real chaos show #then she went to pick up my meds and i kinda just stared at the wall for a while #which was about when the anesthesia started to wear off #im okay now #annoyed with all the blood in my mouth and super tired #but i feel okay #the dr and the nurses were so sweet it rlly made me feel better #they asked me what i was scared of for the procedure so i was honest and said i was scared i’d throw up and asphyxiate and die #and they were just like oh okay D: most people are scared of all the bleeding afterwards .. #and the dr was rlly excited when he put the iv in cause i have good veins #he said ‘oh thank you for bringing me this’ #i’ve never had an iv before it didn’t rlly hurt ! idk how i’m gonna get this medical tape off now but ! #so everyone was right it really wasn’t that bad at all #once i’ve got all this bleeding under control it’s mostly just pain management and keeping my wounds cleaned #i’m so proud of myself i did my very first surgery!! and i was so brave !!

[floorpancakes]

#xxxholic #idk #chapter 203 #oomfs and friends may be aware of my 1980s sweater covered in math fractions with the answer on the back #that type of thing #as with watanuki most of my fashion headcanons for doumeki are 'canon + my logical conclusions and indulgences' #so ofc doumeki being unserious goofy vibe guy immediately makes me think of 80s-00s novelty wear #plus its a funny combo if you imagine him alternating between super smart cool monochromes to retro arcade carpet type shit #and then IMMEDIATELY to the biggest flex of all #nightmares tier novelty tshirts to bed #the real reason watanuki has to turn the lights off is so he doesnt have to look at them when they #mekis whole core is alternating between being an idgaf king who loves to troll and believes social norms are stupid and annoying #and being unironically rly cool and deeply driven and deliberate #not that these r mutually opposites or smth but i like the idea of fashion reflecting character #for example this outfit and his turtleneck and black and white suit addiction means hes cool as hell #but its also giving mourning vibes #when you want to mourn the death of your potential relationship but the situationship is so good you both dress like its the met gala #to hang out and drink wine and make eyes at each other

[exopelagic]

okay facing consequences of my actions

#I thought I’d gotten away with it this time #okay it’s 3am and I may have discovered something that completely ruins me #everyone is asleep so I can’t tell if this is me being sleep deprived or not! #so I need to sleep now but I haven’t cleaned my code up or written my answers #I do Not have time #if I don’t sleep now I’m gonna be having a bad time tomorrow morning and I am significantly less productive rn than I could be #with other people around I kinda need that y #so I should go to bed. but also. this code needs cleaning. but also. even if I fall asleep now I’m only getting like 5 hours MAX #I need a good few hours tomorrow morning to have a shot at doing this properly #so it would be more useful to sleep now and wake up as early as possible than keep going tonight bc I’m not going to finish tonight #okay. fuck. I hate this #if I could think straight I’d be able to fix this easy which is probably a good reason to sleep #it’s just an annoying logical problem that I gotta follow through bc currently I’m stuck between three possibilities and there might be more #I have these two rasters and I gotta calculate the area overlap #the first method counts the number of presence points in each (probably) and then counts the number in overlap raster w manually set values #the second counts total predicted points and points where they’re predicted to be alone and does a calculation with that for each species #that one with all points from both species + pseudoabsence. vs method 3 which does that with just individual species coordinates #method 1&2 are now homologous now I JUST caught the logical error but method 3 is what he gave us #but actually he might have fucked up in not including pseudoabsence #i don’t know if method 3 works for two different species either honestly #it gives me results I like much more (my overlap is 100% for one of the species and that shoooouldnt rlly happen even if it’s possible) but #I think it might actually just be wrong because it can’t account for #wait so the line is taking the prediction for all coordinates for each species for each species’ initial coordinates. and not pseudoabsence #and that set of predictions for each species coordinate set is then taken and yeah it’s no longer comparable you can’t count each alone #not with two different species bc you need an overlapping dataset to do that OKAY I have solved that logical problem my initial method works #which is annoying bc the result sucks but whatever I checked the rasters and it’s actually identical so #okay now I’ve figured that out. twenty minutes later. sleep I think it’ll help most #luke.txt

[letstrywritingmaybe]

I ramble way too much but also not nearly enough to write long fics. The June prompts are almost at 2k now and I really thought I would be done before that? Silly me, I forget I get on tangents and just keep going when I plan out my fics. Why am I like this. But I swear I’m almost done then we can move on. But I made the mistake of going into my fic ideas doc and now I’m like oh I want to know more about this verse, but I have so many things that I should prioritize! I’m also watching another kdrama and wondering how shinshi would fit into this and the answer is they don’t but my brain is trying to make it work and I don’t like it. I don’t need more ideas I won’t write

#cynful babbles #I’m also overworked but it’s fine cause I get to go home for my birthday. that’s all I’m looking forward to #but anyways I was thinking about a fic where shinichi tries to use Shiho to get rid of the org #but the problem with this is I can’t see Shiho not knowing she’s involved with bad people. like she’s not oblivious she’s too smart #so then she knows she’s being played? but thinks it’s entertaining and is okay with him using her cause he’s cute? #it’s just annoying cause the drama is a childhood friends to lover ship which automatically makes me not ship it #I have issues with the drama and I’m annoyed but I’m gonna finish it cause I don’t like quitting #plus I can focus on the other stuff Aka more fic ideas that I don’t need #anyways idk how to make it end well in my head for them #look I love a good cliché but I’m just not feeling the whole he falls for her and she accepts him for real #obviously he loves her cause this is my fic but I’m like must my queen keep suffering? #okay it’s time for bed. I can dream about this and sort it out or maybe plot the rest of my WIPs

[katnissgirlsmakedo]

ohhhhhh my god my lead actress's big brown eyes...... girl you're killing me......

#and my male lead is quite literally blonde with blue eyes it's ridiculous #he's ok tho. actually i did find out today he played clarient in marching band in hs #so that's a red flag but hey i just need him to act and he's been pretty great at it. red flags are allowed <3 #he also got us our other guy we needed for some small scenes. so he's been invaluable despite the serial killer eyes #in truth he actually looks lke a panda to me. there's nothing wrong with his serial killer blue eyes i'm being mean #sorry for being anti men who play clarient. in my defense i've known those guys and i have never met one that didn't annoy me a little #anyway. she has beautiful big brown eyes and he is there. and our other guy is beautifully tragic and doomed <3 #that was my criteria for casting him. i said 'he needs to look beautiful and tragic' and then we found him #he did great today. i don't know if he likes me but he showed up and he wore all the outfits i told him to wear so #actually i think i act weird around good looking men. i think it's because once a hot guy is around i get one notch lower on the hierarchy #and i'm usually up there. frankly. so i don't like being lowered... #i mean you guys will see what he looks like eventually i'm gonna post the link to the film when it's done and i'm graduated #but he's Hot. i was scared of him for a moment. he was wearing sunglasses. and then i made him walk up a bigass hill #and then i made him be in vaguely homoerotic pictures. his words. he didn't seem to mind there were jokes had. jests even #and tomorrow at 11am im gonna make him stand on a bed and put stars on a wall while yelling at him to smile and look pretty #and well. that's awesome. heirarchy is restored once we all remember that i'm the guy in charge...... #anyway. i had an eventful day. 8am to now. i gotta go to sleep girls. #unfortunately that's not happening soon due to i've committed myself to reviewing today's footage. ok

[nappycherub]

Okay so maybe it’s bc I’m poor but y’all having an aversion to reo spending HIS money IS CRAZY😭 like he’s not JUST rich,?he’s billionaire rich!! that is more money than anyone could possibly have to do with ???more than the human brain can comprehend y’all better get over that guilt of him buying you a lot of stuff like it’s better to put that back into the economy than to hoard it💀 that’s like telling Santa you don’t want anything for Christmas when he done already made the toys just take them!!😭💀

#like I’m noticing a trend in fics #y’all be damn near having them break up #over money #bc he wants to spoil you #sorry could never be me #like poverty for brrrr #but to live comfortably would take away any of the guilt I feel #and he WANTS to that’s the thing #like I’m completely in his side #how you gon tell him what to do w his money #And #it’s not like you’re taking it he’s willing giving it to you #it’s like trying to help someone and they keep rejecting your help they so clealy need #like now you’re just being annoying :/ #pls let this man spoil you raise your self esteem I beg #no way you have a hot and not evil Jeff bezos w good dick #in your bed and you feel bad about it #bro give him to ME #reo mikage #blue lock #bllk reo #reo mikage x reader