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yorshie · 5 months
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Pea Brained Bounce House time. Was thinking about the earlier Mikey bit. Then I started thinking about Warm Coded. And then:
Raph’s got like. This thing, when you’re working out with him. He uses the cover of coaching you to stare.
It’s not until he’s got you doing chairs against the concrete wall, and you look up in pleading askance on how much longer you’ve gotta hold the position, that you finally catch the way his attention is trained on the swell of your stomach. The uncanny focus of his gaze on your thighs as the muscles start to tremble and seize up.
Raph likes to stare.
#……. hm. is this gonna be a blood orange fic?#are they gonna converge?#looks at the blurple fic I’m already planning. fuck. this might be a blood orange fic#but how would that even work?#Mikey is so much harder to set a boundary with than Leo and Donnie#and what about my head canon of Mikey sneaking into Raph’s bed during nightmares?#I could just see. raph wakes up and readers all against him all warm and cuddly#he goes for the sleepy morning action#but his hand knocks against Mikey’s shell and there’s like the awful dawning realization that his little bro is cock blocking him#cue Mikey waking up cuz you smell all warm and he wants action too#only for the same realization to have th both going >:[ at each other#raph gets up like fuck this I’ll be a good boyfriend I’ll go get breakfast. you want pastries doll? I'll get you fucking pastries#and Mikey’s like fuck that I’ll be a better boyfriend I’m gonna go make homemade juice#and then reader is like. wtf where are my cuddly buddies? Why is everyone so pissy this fine morning?#<- zero clue they are in the middle of a pissing contest#goes to take a morning shower and gets interrupted cuz Mikey doubles back#youngest sibling gotta take advantage of the older one being out and all that#I could just see him all annoyed halfway to the Kitchen before going *wtf am I doing* and backtracking to corner reader in the bathroom#raph drags reader back in his room and closes the door in mikey's face when he gets back with pastries#cuz personal space (nest) privileges and it was cold outside and damn it he's was a good boyfriend he deserves cuddle time#also he didn't get mikey any pastries#proceeds to show reader there's more than one way to enjoy a pastry#……… have to think about this one actually plot poly is hard#raccoon rambles
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sirwow · 5 months
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octolingo-writes · 3 months
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JRWI but it's Hatchetfield songs
Jay singing "Not Your Seed" to Jayson
Jay and Chip singing "CaliforMIA" (and instead of "my mom's a bitch" it's "my dad's a dick")
Edyn, Chip, or Rand singing "Black Friday"
William singing "Cool As I Think I Am"
Same vein, William + Vyncent singing "If I Loved You" and the reprise
Lizzie and Ava singing "Take Me Back" or Rand and Rolan
"Monsters and Men" being Miss G singing to Dakota, the reprise is Harlem and William (this actually makes me crazy I want to do something with this now)
"What If Tomorrow Comes" as PD at the end of season 2
"High School Is Killing Me" is the Mythborne trio or PD
"If I Fail You" being Chip singing to Ollie
"What Tim Wants" being Arlin singing to Chip
"Just For Once" being William or Peter
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keymintt · 2 years
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fuck it, disco elysium (ish) style lio fotia
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haunted-doodles · 5 months
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flymbo gulloping you are real to me
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theaologies · 10 months
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Barbenheimer this, Barbenheimer that
Just go read The Locked Tomb
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Is this when i mention a thing I've been doing about how early in the war the troops on both sides mist have been making so many Megop divorce war jokes? Like sure sure the jokes likely became way less frequent as the war became more brutal and mecha were being sparked that had no goddamn idea what their older counterparts were talking about.
But it definitely was a thing for a while, and it was the kinda stuff said in hushed chuckles behind the commanders' backs.
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the0retically · 4 months
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……jrwi hiatus may be time for Dungeons and Daddies possibly??
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vii-spider · 1 year
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convergent cetoddle line
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skyloftian-nutcase · 1 year
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Breath of the Sky Ch 10 (SS meets BotW)
UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE :D :D :D
Okay okay, I'm not... entirely happy with this chapter but I'm not unhappy with it, either. It's just kind of awkwardly paced, I feel like, but if I kept going it would take a century to get this sucker out and probably even longer to read it. So here we are.
Summary: When Princess Zelda goes to the Spring of Courage to pray, accompanied by her appointed knight, a giant magical cog spitting out a goddess is the last thing she expects, but it is what she gets. Meanwhile, the Spirit Maiden Zelda is trying to figure out what the heck is happening and where her missing husband/chosen hero is.
(AO3 link)
Chapter 10: A King's Request
Something made a strange noise, pulling her from the inky darkness she'd slipped into. Light. There was light. Taking a slow, deep breath, Zelda furrowed her brow a little as the light pierced through her eyelids, casting an amber glow in front of her eyes.
Amber.
Her eyes opened in an instant. But she wasn’t drained and collapsing into Link’s arms in the Temple of Hylia. She was…
Ah. That’s right.
Zelda shifted, feeling the cotton sheet scratch her bare skin. She was a little chilly, but not uncomfortable, though she did shuffle under the heavy blankets a bit more, pushing some disheveled hair out of her face. She stretched briefly, feeling her blood flow through her body, and glanced to the other side of the bed. Link was snuggled under the blanket all the way to his nose, his fluffy dirty blonde hair barely visible. Zelda smiled, her heart full.
Last night had been magical.
Slowly, she made her way over to her husband, holding him close against her for some extra warmth. Link mumbled in his sleep, turning towards her slightly. She lightly rubbed her nose against his, giggling as he scrunched his face and sniffled in response.
And then she nearly jumped out of her skin when there was a knock at the door.
Heart racing, Zelda bolted up, looked down at her less than fit-for-company appearance, and then snatched the blanket and shoved it up to her chin. Link shivered a little, rolling away from her and taking the blanket with him.
“Link!” Zelda hissed in protest as her fluffy shield was stripped away.
There was another knock at the door. “Your Grace, Hero of—”
“J-just a minute!” Zelda said, trying to sound commanding and only succeeding in sounding like a teenager caught in the midst of breaking some kind of rule.
Looking around frantically, Zelda saw a sash in one corner of the room, her dress in another, Link’s trousers lazily hanging over the chair, and accessories scattered in multiple nooks and crannies. It was a veritable puzzle that she had to piece together. She scrambled out of the bed, face flushing as she immediately went to the window to slam the curtains closed (what time was it? She felt like she'd only just fallen asleep), and then began to gather different articles of clothing.
Link continued to snore in bed. Zelda glanced at him at one point, exasperated. How could he sleep through this?!
Zelda felt something sharp and prickly dig into her heel and she hissed, hopping on one foot for a few seconds, leading to her balance being thrown off as she unceremoniously face planted onto the floor.
Snoring continued to float lazily from the bed.
“Your Grace, Great Hero, is everything all right?” the voice called from the door. It was unfamiliar, whoever it was, and that made Zelda all the more agitated.
Groaning, she pulled herself up from the floor, now shivering. “Yep! Fine! Just another minute please!”
Her foot throbbing in pain, Zelda glared down to see that the offending object that had caused the injury was her headdress from last night. Grumbling, she grabbed the cursed item and threw it onto the chair where it was less likely to cause damage. From her vantage point, though, she could see her dress, all crumpled up by the bed where Link was wrapped up at least three times over in two different blankets, his hair sticking out like he was some freshly harvested vegetable.
Zelda hastily threw the white garment over her head, growling as it fought against her desire to wear it, pulling in odd places with different layers sticking up. This fit just fine yesterday, why was this being such a pain?!
After finally managing to at least get the garment to flow freely from her head to her toes, she padded over to the door, trying to take a calming breath and slow her frantic heart rate. She smoothed her hands over her hair—which she immediately regretted because she could feel how tangled it must have looked—and cracked the door open.
And promptly felt her heart get stolen from her chest.
There was a woman in front of her, roughly around her age, with copious amounts of thick white hair tied in a half up, half down style. Her red eyes were wide, somewhat nervous but holding a fierce determination to them, and her face was stony.
But her forehead… it bore a symbol that Zelda had only seen on one other person.
Impa.
“Who are you?” Zelda asked quietly as she slowly straightened her posture, the door opening wider of its own accord.
The woman in front of her genuflected. “Your Grace, I am Impa of the Sheikah. I come to—”
The rest of her message was lost to Zelda. Impa?! How could this be Impa?! This made no sense!
Wait. Wait. The princess… her name is Zelda. The Hero’s name is Link. This woman must be a descendant or at least of the same people as Impa, then. The name is an honoring, just as the others are.
Zelda took a steadying breath as logic helped calm her whirling thoughts. She knew she had to be right. After all, this woman bore little to no resemblance to the Impa she knew apart from her eyes and the symbol.
The current dilemma, then, was that she was genuflecting, clearly expecting a reply, and Zelda had no idea what she had said beyond her name.
Zelda felt her dress push into her neck uncomfortably, and she pulled the collar down her chest a bit, swallowing. “I’m sorry, Impa, I… I didn’t… it’s nice to meet you, but what is it that you want?”
Impa slowly glanced up at the disheveled teenager and bit her lip, her cheeks blushing slightly. She quickly looked down again, as if ashamed or timid, like she bore some secret that she didn’t want revealed. Zelda grew confused, felt her dress ride up at her neck again, and yanked it irritably.
“Your Grace, I come bearing a message – a request for an audience from the king.”
The king? What could the king want at this hour of the morning? Zelda felt pretty tired, and it was still early light out; surely this could wait?
She supposed she didn’t have much right to argue, though. The king had been nothing but accommodating, and he’d thrown the most extravagant feast in her honor that she’d ever seen, past or present. Zelda sighed, running a hand down her face. Suddenly she felt both obligated and frustrated. How much longer should this farce even go on? She’d come here to find Link. That issue had been more than resolved.
But everything that she’d learned last night…
“Very well,” she said. “I just… does he want me to come right now?”
Impa glanced up again. Zelda finally realized she would remain genuflecting unless told otherwise.
Interrupting whatever the woman was about to say, Zelda hastily waved her hand upward. “Please, get up.”
Impa obeyed, straightening and standing at eye level. It made Zelda almost take a step away. The woman’s gaze was strong, though not as stern as the Impa she’d known. But the red eyes were unique, something that undeniably reminded her of the servant and friend who had guided and protected her for millennia.
“Your Grace, I believe given the situation, it is best to take your time and prepare for the audience.”
“What situation?” Zelda questioned, growing more anxious.
Impa cleared her throat uncomfortably and folded her hands behind her back, tipping her head towards Zelda.
The confusion returned, quelling her worries. “What is it?”
“Your Grace… um, you might want to check your dress.”
“My—“ another firm tug on her collar “My dress is beautiful, I don’t know who made it, but—”
“Your Grace. Check your dress.”
Zelda blinked, bewildered. Looking down, she immediately understood.
She was wearing her dress backwards.
Her cheeks burned, and she knew they likely matched the same shade of crimson as the woman’s eyes. “Ah. Uh, right. Right. I’ll just… um, please tell the king I’ll see him after breakfast and… yes. I’ll see him later.”
Impa nodded mutely, her eyes downcast as she tried to help Zelda save face.
Link snored loudly all of a sudden behind her.
“Thanks!” Zelda yelped, slamming the door in Impa’s face.
Groaning, she turned around and leaned against the door, sliding to the floor.
Well that was a great first impression.
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The morning air was sharp in his lungs as he inhaled with a hiss, dodging a blow by a hair’s breadth. The creamy white trident gleamed in the sunlight, its fiery rose highlights catching his eyes before he pushed the weapon away with his shield.
“Oh! Link, are you alright? I almost hit you!” Mipha said, withdrawing a step or two.
Link hated to admit it, but Mipha was right – she had almost landed a blow that he could usually dodge easily. He wasn’t sure if she had improved her technique so substantially in her absence or if he was that distracted.
Mipha had certainly grown in her fighting prowess, but Link would be lying if he said he wasn’t a little out of sorts.
After last night’s fiasco, he’d spent the rest of the party meandering with the champions. Mipha had kept him fairly distracted and entertained, and he’d appreciated the gesture. It had mostly worked, too, but then he’d gone to bed and the anxieties he’d started to feel came up and clutched him by the throat.
Least to say, he hadn’t slept well.
Link breathed out as evenly as possible. He’d found Mipha first thing in the morning for sparring – he needed to get the energy out, he needed to feel like he could handle this blade once more.
It seemed this wasn’t helping much.
“I’m okay,” he said with a small attempt at a reassuring smile. “Let’s go again.”
But Mipha was distracted now, her gaze somewhere over Link’s shoulder. Confused and a little concerned, he turned to see what she was watching.
Several feet away in an adjacent part of the garden stood in the Hero of Myth.
Link immediately felt his mouth go dry and his body freeze. The Hero hadn’t noticed them yet, staring off somewhere, standing in profile to them. He was wearing the white undershirt and trousers from his outfit last night, substantially more dressed down in its untucked manner. His hands traced along some bushes absentmindedly, gaze distant, face cool and collected. It reminded Link eerily of himself, and he didn’t know what to make of that.
Mipha nudged him from behind. “Link, you should go talk to him. Maybe you two can spar together? Imagine what you could learn from him!”
Link felt his world practically flip upside down. He couldn’t say no; he was too choked up to say anything. He prayed Mipha would notice that he wasn’t in the mood to speak.
Mipha at least picked up on something. His dear friend turned to face him fully, her hand resting on his shoulder, the one warmth in his entire frigid body. He felt a cold sweat start to materialize on his brow, and the hair on the back of his neck stood up. He felt like he wanted to burst out of his skin and was going to throw up.
“What’s wrong?” she asked quietly so as not to alert the Hero.
“How did you get this blade?”
The question had been nearly hissed, almost accusatory. Link had been agonizing over it all night. Had the Hero not believed the tale told by the bard? Had he doubted that Link was actually the bearer of the Spirit of the Hero? How could he tell Mipha that the person he was supposed to live up to thought he was a failure already?
He felt a sharp, agonizing sympathy for Zelda all of a sudden.
There was a sound in the garden up ahead, and Mipha and Link both returned their attention to the Hero.
He’d noticed them.
Link’s eyes locked with his, and his chest tightened so much he couldn’t breathe. He didn’t know what to do.
The Hero of Myth watched them carefully, eyes boring into Link’s soul. His face looked pale in the morning light, and then—
And then he coughed harshly, bending over and rushing somewhere out of sight. Link could still hear him, and Mipha, the healer that she was, immediately ran to his aid.
Was… was he getting ill? It sounded like it, and it made Link’s own stomach churn uncomfortably.
Uncertainty held him back, but a natural empathy urged him forward. Link walked stiffly to catch up with Mipha, who had already run to the Hero’s side, just out of sight around a bend. When the two came back into view, the Hero was on his knees dry heaving into a bush with Mipha kneeling beside him, hand on his back.
“I’m going to get you some water,” Mipha said, rising. She looked pleadingly at Link. “Please keep an eye on him.”
A pang of irritation and horror combined into a strange mixture of a dizzying headache that made him snap to attention and want to scream all at once. Instead, he jerked his head forward in a stiff nod. Mipha watched him a moment longer, the concern in her eyes familiar, but it did little to soothe his anxieties when she’d practically thrown him at the one person he wanted so desperately to avoid.
He supposed there was little point in avoiding him now. His father would tell him to face his fears, anyway.
Link swallowed bile and awkwardly stepped forward, unsure what exactly he should do. Considering the cold reception he’d gotten last night, he was certain the Hero of Myth wanted nothing to do with him. He tried not to think about that.
“S-sorry…”
The weak, hoarse word was barely audible over the Hero’s pants for air, but it cut through the tension in an instant. Link shifted weight between his feet, wondering what he should say or do.
He really couldn’t say anything. He wouldn’t dare. Not after last night.
But Hero or not, this person was clearly feeling horrible. Link… wished he was better equipped for this, but…
The Hero glanced over at him a moment, pale and sweaty and suddenly looking so small. His eyes shifted from Link’s face to the sword on his back, and then he squeezed them shut, pinching the bridge of his nose. “Goddess above…”
Link stared, completely lost. Was the Hero disgusted at the mere sight of him?
Could this morning get any worse?
“Maybe you’ll have better luck than me,” the Hero muttered, his tone deep and dark and biting. Link flinched at the remark, and the one part of his brain that wasn’t just screaming really registered the words.
The response scraped out of him before he could stop it. “What?”
Oh goddess. Oh goddess. What did I just do, shut up shut up SHUT UP—
The Hero rose, wiping his mouth with his sleeve and facing him. He looked… incredibly tired. Placing a hand on Link’s shoulder, he squeezed it for a moment, some strange expression of empathy and worry and pity and guilt at war on his face, eyes constantly flicking from Link to the Master Sword, and then the Hero stepped away, letting his hand fall.
“I’m sorry,” he said again, walking away, leaving Link reeling in the garden alone.
What... what?
Link stood there for one, two, five minutes. And then he heard Mipha approaching.
Overwhelmed and confused, he ran back into the castle before anyone could find him. He...
He needed to talk to Zelda.
XXX
Zelda had come back to an empty bedroom after washing up, eating something, and putting on her knight attire. Though it worried her that Link was already up and about without her even knowing where he’d gone, she had still promised to meet up with the king to discuss… whatever it was he needed.
This was her last day of politely going along with this charade, however. Link was better. There was literally no reason for them to stay here anymore. They… they needed to go home.
Her mind whispered words that had been spoken last night. Legends of a calamity coming over and over again. She shook her head violently.
Maybe Link had been right. Maybe it was a different problem and they attributed it to Demise.
But it wasn’t just that, was it?
The king. The princess. They’re our family. We built this place.
She wanted to stay and learn more. She really did. But they’d just disappeared in the midst of a destructive accident back home. People had to be worrying by now.
Sighing, she clenched her fists and determinedly left the room, allowing the servant Impa to guide her to the main area where the king would be waiting for her. Following a Sheikah named Impa to her destination was so bizarrely familiar and out of place all at the same time that her world was spinning.
How could things be so different and so similar all at the same time? How could things be so astounding and amazing and magical and horrifying all at once? How could this place elate her and terrify her? It was like discovering the Surface all over again. At least here she had Link… but she desperately missed Impa now.
Zelda entered the same room as last night’s festivities, the one where she’d originally met the king. He stood on the ground level awaiting her, his face serious.
Zelda watched him warily. This… didn’t look good.
“Your Grace,” he acknowledged with a deep bow as the doors closed behind her, leaving them alone. “I hope you enjoyed all Hyrule had to offer you last night.”
Zelda lingered a little too long on what had transpired last night, and a blush colored her cheeks. She cleared her throat, shaking the thoughts and feelings away. “It… it was amazing. I appreciate the effort of showing us what Hyrule grows into.”
And she truly did appreciate it. Truly. But… she had a feeling that wasn’t what this meeting was about.
“Your Grace,” the king started slowly. “I… understand that traditions vary, that legends change depending on who speaks them. We did the best we could to maintain our history over the years, but I… cannot help but think that the story we gave you last night was not quite correct.”
Zelda raised her eyebrows in surprise. Had... someone actually figured out that she truly had no idea what the hell was going on? Had the king realized that, despite her past, she was still just a knight from Skyloft? Could she finally put her past behind her?
“I… do not understand the nature of your war against the Calamity,” the king explained. “Only that you and your Hero won it. However… the words spoken of its impending return are true. A prophecy was made many years ago, while my daughter was still a child. The Calamity will come.”
There was such a finality to those words. It wasn’t a matter of if the demon king would return, but when. Zelda felt the bottom drop out of her stomach as the cold, hard realization slammed into her.
Demise was still alive.
Golden Three. How was he still alive?! How was that possible?!
Was… was the king about to ask what she thought he was about to ask?
“Hyrule needs your help, Your Grace,” King Rhoam said finally. “…Zelda needs your help.”
Her mind immediately snapped back to the prayer last night.
“Goddess Hylia, I pray you give me the strength to protect my people.”
Oh. Oh, no. What… what were they expecting of her?
“My daughter is destined to seal away the Calamity, as you once did,” the king continued, unaware of Zelda’s internal crisis. “But she… she has been… having difficulty accessing her powers. She is the key to everything, and if she fails, Hyrule will fall. I… I beg of Your Grace. Please. Help my daughter fulfill her destiny. Help her defeat the Calamity as you once did.”
What?
She… he… he wanted her to be the princess’ guide? But—but she—this was—
What was she supposed to do? Was there a seal keeping Demise at bay? Where was the Triforce?
How had he survived?!
She had no plan here, she had no knowledge, nothing. Despite the confusion, despite the fear and the wonder and the chaos of her adventure, her memories had helped her at least know what she’d needed to do. She’d had a plan in place.
She knew nothing here.
“Where is he?” she asked. “And where’s the Triforce?”
The king’s expression turned to surprise and confusion. “Your Grace?”
“Where is he sealed?” Zelda asked slowly, hating everything about this. She couldn’t believe this was happening. She’d thought the war was over.
She heard Link’s screams in her mind. She felt her soul being ripped out of her body.
Shaking her head subtly, she pressed on, trying to keep her voice even. “Is the seal weakening? What about the Triforce?”
Was this the true reason Link had been thrown into the future? Was this some other plan Hylia—she had put together and she just hadn’t unlocked the memory yet? She… she’d sworn it was over!
“We don’t know where he is,” the king answered, shaking his head. “And the Triforce… the Triforce is an item of myth. I understand it must have been present during your time as the legends state, but… we no longer know of its location, if it even still exists.”
Zelda felt her blood freeze. She had sacrificed everything to protect the Triforce and it… was gone?!
“The ancient Hero of ten thousand years past was able to defeat the Calamity with the assistance of the divine beasts and the princess’ divine power,” King Rhoam spoke. “The Triforce was not used then, either.”
“No!” Zelda suddenly snapped, losing her mind and her composure. “Don’t you understand?! It’s not about sealing, it’s about killing – you can’t kill him without the Triforce!”
Her words echoed in the room, screaming in her mind. Brokenly, she said, “How can it be gone?”
This… this was a nightmare.
So this was what it all amounted to? Everything she and Link had fought for had been lost?
No, she argued back defiantly, closing her eyes and shielding her face with her hands. No. It isn’t all lost. Just look at everything around you! Look at the kingdom they made, despite all the odds!
But…
Impa. The countless beings in her memories. The humans who hadn’t been able to leave the Surface. They’d all died for nothing.
Zelda fell to her knees.
So this was why those legends existed. This was why Demise came back again and again and again.
But how had he survived the first time?! What could she do to stop him?!
Why was this happening?!
“I… I didn’t think it was possible to kill such a beast.”
The king’s voice was so quiet, so unsure, so frightened. Images of people hiding behind her and seeking her aid and protection seared into her mind, and a wave of protective ferocity drove her to lower her hands and open her eyes.
“Your Grace, I…” the king stammered uncertainly, looking downcast. “I have failed you. I do not know anything of the Triforce. But I… I beg of you, please… let me take the fall, but save my people. Help my daughter.”
Zelda let out a shuddering breath, and slowly rose. She didn’t know what to do. She didn’t know how to fix this.
But she wasn’t going to just leave them like this.
“I’ll help,” she said quietly. “But I need you to do something for me.”
The king’s sad eyes brightened, filled with hope and eagerness. “What does Your Grace need?”
“Send knights to the place where I appeared. A lot of them,” Zelda instructed. “And guard that area so no one can access it.”
She wasn’t making the same mistake as last time, after all. Nobody was going through the Gate of Time.
Golden Three, was… was that why? Was that the reason Demise was still here, countless millennia later?
Zelda’s head was spinning. She couldn’t wrap her mind around this anymore.
“Of course,” the king acknowledged with a nod of his head. “I’ll send my finest soldiers, as will the other leaders. You will have an army of Hylians, Zora, Gerudo, Rito, and Gorons protecting it.”
Gorons? At least she knew what Gorons were.
She supposed she’d be sticking around long enough to figure out the rest of them.
How in the world was she going to explain this to Link?
Oh, Link. She knew that between the two of them he had probably been far more eager to go home. Not to mention…
The only way to defeat Demise was with his help.
But… Zelda wasn’t quite sure how this was going to work. Her entire plan had relied on the Triforce. Link had been chosen because of his unbreakable spirit – the criteria was literally that the power and allure of the Triforce wouldn’t corrupt him. Zelda had held Demise at bay, the Master Sword had guided Link, and…
The Master Sword. That knight.
This was… a mess.
“Thank you,” Zelda muttered, her mind already a million miles away from the room, spinning and confused and so utterly lost. She had no idea how she was supposed to fix this.
I guess I can start by talking to the princess.
XXX
Link was hopelessly lost.
When he’d first awoken to an empty room, he’d wandered outside. The sight of tiny birds was enticing, and it would provide a good distraction. As amazing as last night had been, it was over, and the heavy thoughts weighing on his mind were trying to return.
So naturally he’d had to run into that knight. The new Chosen Hero. The person whose life he’d probably destroyed from his own ineptitude. That had been an entire fiasco, and he was just trying to find his way back to the little house given to him and Zelda inside this large structure. He’d thought it would be easy to find his way back – this place couldn’t be that big, right?
He’d been wrong. This place was huge. He swore it was bigger than Skyloft itself.
Sighing heavily, he leaned against a stone wall as the fires crackled on the torches. He’d been up most of the night with Zelda, and it had been, well, incredible, but also now he was exhausted, he’d already gotten so overwhelmingly stressed he’d gotten ill, and he had no idea where the heck he was.
I’ve got to be close, right? He thought desperately, his head starting to ache.
Link took a fortifying breath and started to walk again. At least he’d finally adjusted to the climate. Surface Sickness could be a pain with the lingering fatigue it often brought, but he’d been down here long enough that he’d adapted. He was sure Zelda felt the same way.
Where even was Zelda? He hadn’t seen her all morning.
A familiar anxiety tried to well its way into his mind, but he shook his head. No one here was going to hurt her; he learned that much from yesterday’s celebration.
Whispers of doubts, worries, and observations started to overwhelm him, and he shook his head again. No. He wasn’t going to think about it. He would just keep moving forward like he always did. Everything was fine.
Link felt some hope spark within him as he saw a door up ahead. That had to be it, right?
Picking up his pace, he opened the door to find himself in an unfamiliar room. White and grey tiles lined the floor and were occasionally covered with red velvet carpet. The stone walls had many bookshelves lined along them aside from multiple arched windows. A desk was in the corner, a vanity on the other wall beside a large four post bed, and a massive spiraling staircase was in front of the wall opposite of him.
Link bit his lip. This wasn’t the room provided to him, so he wouldn’t find Zelda here. But he was so tired, and he couldn’t tell what time it was, but the sun was definitely still hanging heavily, slowly crawling up into the sky. His mind was a fog, trying to hide words of curses and malice in a haze that left him feeling incapable of thinking straight. A nap would do him so good; he could find Zelda when he could actually focus.
Making his way to the bed, he promptly collapsed on top of the blanket, immediately falling asleep.
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Princess Zelda scribbled some notes into her research journal and then leaned back in her seat. After the festivities earlier in the night she’d buried herself in work. She was eager to talk to their esteemed guests about the guardians and the divine beasts, and she was even more eager to learn about their era. Perhaps they knew about the divine beasts? Perhaps they were the ones who had ordered their construction? It was hard to tell – the tales spoke of their development ten thousand years ago, but there were other myths of different heroes and enemies and she didn’t know how they all fit together. Organizing it all in her journal would help.
It also gave her confidence to even approach them. Her brief interaction with Hylia last night had been exhilarating, but there was still a degree of timidity involved. As for the Hero of Myth, he was somewhat of an enigma; his gentle and soft features were unassuming and kind, but his mannerisms sometimes were contradictory. He had much more confidence and boldness in him than her appointed knight; sitting on the arm of the throne so casually with his arm draped around the goddess was quite the gesture, and everyone had commented on it. Zelda wasn’t really sure what to make of him. Still, if she’d learned anything from her experiences with her friend, it was to not judge a book by its cover.
Closing her journal, the princess stood and stretched. She’d probably take a walk around the castle a bit before heading to bed. When she exiting her study, however, she jolted to realize that it was early morning light.
Oh. Oops. No wonder I’m tired.
The princess had a momentary panic as she thought about whether she had any duties to attend to in the morning. When her addled mind found none, she relaxed. Perhaps she’d have time to sleep for a few hours before she was needed. Zelda walked across the bridge between the tower and her quarters and thoughtfully made her way down the spiral stairs into her room.
And then she stopped dead in her tracks as she heard soft snoring.
Her heart racing, she slowly crept towards her bed to see… to see…
Is that the Hero?!
Princess Zelda stared, completely flabbergasted. The Hero of Myth Descended from the Sky was prone on her bed, not even under the covers, not even in sleep clothes of any sort. He looked like he’d just belly flopped onto the mattress and passed out.
Zelda looked around wildly as if she should find someone else in the room. What was—why was he—what was she supposed to do?! What was happening?!
To be in her bedroom – such an action could have someone thrown in lockup, but this was the legendary Hero, this was—this was…
Zelda just stared, her brain fried. She didn’t know what to do.
The Hero continued to snore quietly, undeterred by the princess’ anxiety.
Gulping, Zelda tiptoed closer to her bed. Perhaps… he was unwell? And he just found her room? Or perhaps he had wanted to talk to her? Oh goddess, had he been up all night waiting for her?! No, that doesn’t fit, why would he be sleeping in my bed?!
Following her initial logic, she looked him over to see if he looked ill. Although there were bags under his eyes, a testament to his heavy sleeping, nothing else seemed unusual.
Shaking her head, she reached a tentative hand out and lightly tapped the young Hero on the shoulder. Nothing. Zelda gave another, more confident tap. Still nothing.
She cleared her throat. “E-excuse me.”
The snoring continued.
Starting to grow annoyed, Zelda huffed, “Excuse me.”
The Hero shifted, just a hair, and Zelda’s confidence vanished in a heartbeat. She took a startled step away, but it was for nothing. The Hero remained asleep.
Now what?!
She debated calling a guard or even her father, but she thought better of it. It wasn’t like he was doing anything too offensive, she supposed, even if it made absolutely no sense. Should she keep trying to wake him up? He clearly was exhausted.
Zelda bit her lip. She’d lost her boldness from earlier, no longer wishing to disturb him. She… she guessed he could just stay there. But where was she going to sleep?
Looking around the room and stepping away from the bed, Zelda’s gaze fell on the comfortable red chair in the center. Well… there was that.
I don’t want to sleep in a chair, she grumbled internally, and a part of her was incensed to awaken the Hero once more.
Energized, she tried again, but poking did nothing, speaking did little more than make the man occasionally twitch, and huffing in exasperation fell upon deaf ears.
Good grief, he is a heavy sleeper!
Eventually, Zelda gave up entirely. She didn’t want to bother going to one of the many guest quarters as they were nowhere near her room – and the instant she left her room she’d likely get absconded into some matter or another. She was almost too tired to care at this point.
Resigned to her fate, the princess dragged her feet to the chair, trying to get comfortable in some awkward position, and attempted to fall asleep. Her neck started to ache at the way she had it on the arm of the chair, and she felt confined in her dress, which she didn’t dare change out of while the Hero was in the room.
Well, she supposed she could grab her nightgown and change in the study, but… she didn’t feel comfortable doing so. Besides, what would that look like if a servant came in? She would be practically indecent with a married man, the Hero of Myth, her bloody ancestor in her room.
Maybe since he was her ancestor it wouldn’t look as scandalous? Or would it be even more so? She didn’t know.
Zelda sighed irritably, but then a sound caught her attention. It wasn’t gentle snores. It sounded… it sounded like a whimper.
Stiffening, she listened and heard it again. Uncurling from her chair, she glanced in the direction of the bed to see the Hero turning, his brow furrowed and his nose scrunched in what looked to be fear or worry. Was he waking up?
The Hero continued to shift, looking uncomfortable, and Zelda realized that he was still very much asleep.
A nightmare. He was having a nightmare.
Did heroes have nightmares? What could possibly scare him?
Zelda shook her head. She should know better than to ask that now. Link was spilling with anxiety at all times with the pressure he was under. She wondered if he had nightmares too.
The Hero let out a small whine. Zelda felt her chest clench. She couldn’t just watch him like this.
Rising, Zelda slowly and hesitantly walked to the bed. The Hero was on his side now, facing away from her. His body was tense and occasionally twitched, and he was subtly curling in on himself.
He looked so incredibly vulnerable. So normal. He didn’t look like a mythical hero, or the progenitor of the royal line, or the champion who triumphed over the original Calamity.
He was just a person, like Link. Like her.
Grabbing a hold of her resolve with this thought in mind, Zelda placed both hands on his arm and gave him a hard shake.
The Hero inhaled sharply through his nose, and his body froze. His breathing, initially rising to a level of gasping, was now evening out in careful, measured inhales and exhales. Though the princess couldn’t see his eyes, she could tell he was now awake.
She cleared her throat, trying not to startle him. The mild jump that shook his entire body indicated she didn’t quite succeed.
Quickly turning onto his back, the Hero’s eyes pierced into her, his face a little pale. Zelda swallowed, her nerves returning under his deep blue gaze. She had grown used to long, silent glances from Link, but his eyes somehow seemed… she didn’t know, the lighter blue made them less mysterious maybe. This Hero’s eyes were dark, like oceans that held so much in their depths that she couldn’t see. He seemed to be analyzing her for a moment, making her skin crawl, and then his eyes softened, his body easing into a more comfortable posture.
“Hi,” he said hoarsely, and his face relaxed.
Zelda blinked, not quite expecting such a simple greeting. “Um… hello. A-are you alright?”
The Hero gave a small smile, his head tilting somewhat into the pillow, and Zelda felt her heart melt as her muscles stopped clenching quite so hard. “I’m okay. Are you?”
Zelda bit her lip. “You were having a nightmare.”
His smile faded a little, and he looked away. “It happens.”
Zelda didn’t know what to say to that. She hugged herself, unsure what to do next. The Hero sighed and glanced back at her, asking, “Is this your bed?”
Her exasperation from earlier resurfaced, and she folded her arms. “Yes, actually.”
He hummed a moment and then said, “Is this your side of the bed? Do you have a side?”
Zelda blinked. What?
“There’s plenty of room.”
Zelda blinked again, horrified. What?!
The Hero smiled and stretched, closing his eyes, and then beginning to fall back asleep.
Wait a bloody second— “Um, excuse me.”
The Hero opened his eyes.
“This is my bed.”
The Hero stared at her. “Yes?”
Clearly, there was a miscommunication going on here. Zelda felt her cheeks blush as she grew flustered. “So I sleep in it.”
The Hero twisted, looking at the other side of the bed, glanced back at her, and pat the empty space beside him, bemused.
Was he—?! “I can’t sleep with you!”
The princess didn’t quite mean for her voice to sound like a near squeak when she said that.
The Hero looked even more confused. “Why not?”
“Why not?!” Zelda spluttered, feeling her ears redden as well. “Because—because it isn’t proper!”
“Proper for what?”
Zelda stared at him, mouth agape like a fish out of water.
The Hero furrowed his brow. “A bed’s for sleeping, after all. And there’s plenty of room for you to sleep here too.”
Zelda shut her mouth with a click on her teeth. She opened it again to protest and came up with nothing.
This was… this was ridiculous. But she was running out of both nerve and energy trying to explain how this was not okay, thank you very much.
But… he looked… so confused.
Who was this guy?! This legendary Hero of Myth from the Sky was the biggest enigma Zelda had ever met, and he…
She sighed, defeated. “At least take your boots off.”
Her heart skipped a beat at commanding a legend as if he were a normal person, and then she banished the thought. He was a normal person; she was recognizing that more and more.
And he was certainly an uncultured person. Downright feral, even. Who didn’t understand basic etiquette?!
The Hero bit his lip, looking positively brow beaten. “Sorry.”
Before Zelda could say anything, he kicked off his boots, letting them fall to the side of the bed, and then he slipped under the covers with a content sigh, closing his eyes.
Zelda stared at him. Then stared some more. Then stared some more.
What just happened? Had she just chastised the ancient Hero of Myth? Had he just apologized like a child being scolded? And was he still sleeping in her bed?!
She sighed again, exhausted. There was no arguing at this point. And she was too tired to care. And…
You know what? Screw it. He’s innocent and naïve, there’s no harm to it… it can’t be that bad.
Grabbing her nightdress, she tiptoed to her study, quickly changed clothes, and then made her way back to her room. The Hero was already snoozing. She watched him a moment more, grabbed a robe and wrapped herself in it with flustered energy, and then took a deep breath and settled onto the bed as if she were lying on a bed of charcoals in Goron City.
She did have to admit this was much more comfortable than trying to sleep in that chair, though.
With that thought in mind, Zelda turned to face away from the Hero and settled into an uneasy sleep.
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oopbackinmymcdphase · 6 months
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Hurray! Garroth has defeated Zane and opened the portal to get home, huzzah!
But oh no! He lost-
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sirwow · 4 months
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Something small n silly for your time
Anyways. Kibou (Samurai) and Gojib (Insomniac) AU master post I did. Not expect to be as long as it is right now (4K words and probably another at least 3k before I’m done) but wow my brain rot for these two is stronger then I first thought. Coming. Eventually . Even if only like 3 people will actually bother reading the whole thing
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Tried to get back into my Serrennedy childhood friend AU. And if I am allowed to be very personal on main for a moment, I think my being unable to work on a fic where Leon has a shit load of trauma because of my trauma is Something
And I'm realizing there's probably a lot more to unpack than I thought. I thought the reason trying to reread any of it and working on the draft for the next chapter was simply because I wrote it while in the traumatic situation, so it reminded me of it.
I didn't ever intentionally channel what I was going through into the fic… but it slipped in. Leon's hair not being washed often enough. One of the many, MANY traumatic things that happened this year was our landlord illegally having our water shut off, which we pretty much just lived with because we didn't think it was worth fighting. So I did go an extended period of time without bathing. (We had a gym membership where we could shower, but I have sensory issues with showers so :/)
Leon having no one except Luis. That's not a more specific trauma, but I've struggled with feeling lonely for a long ass time now, and the more recent big trauma fest definitely worsened the problem, because literally no one knows the full extent of it. I can't really talk about it because some of it is stuff that's been slowly building for years and the trauma dumps would have their own trauma dumps. Even with a couple close friends, that already know the background and wouldn't need all the context, I haven't felt like I could talk about it because a lot of the most traumatic elements are almost entirely self inflicted, which makes it embarrassing to admit to. (Things would have been traumatic no matter what, but it could have been significantly less traumatic.)
The dirty hair and loneliness are currently the only connections to my personal trauma that I'm aware of, but I'm certain more of it slipped in that I'd notice if I reread all of it. After having the realization about those, I just had to close everything I had open related to it because I'm just. Not ready to unpack all of that.
I think unpacking it will be necessary and therapeutic, but it'll be messy and probably get worse before it gets better, and the one very amazing event that served as my lifeline to keep going and not just give up on life when I was in the thick of the bad situation is in less than a week, and there's absolutely no way I'm going to risk jeopardizing my enjoyment of it by falling apart before it.
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one-winged-dreams · 5 months
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Quick, someone come cut off my legs with a chainsaw so I don't have to go to my parents' house.
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queerbuckleys · 5 months
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cried my eyes out on ft with amelia btw 😗✌️
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warriorsofsplatsville · 2 months
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"Do what now?! What happened to Theo?!" Jesse exclaimed.
"Yeah. He lost consciousness with me while on the radio. He's out." Emmy stated calmly, clicking things on the computer with her mouse. "The suit he's wearing says his vitals are still plenty strong, but he's not there. Beforehand, he told me there was some strange phenomenon at the Square where everyone seemed to be unconscious. I think Tara is behind it."
"No shot..." Jesse leaned back against the chair he was sitting in.
"Tara...so she's making her move?" Sandy gulped.
"Yeah, it seems like she's done hiding out now. She's showing us her hand." Plat grimaced.
"..." Mirage just listened intently to their chatter, absorbing the information. The Salmo-Inkling would have to relay this to their father.
"I already sent a message to Millie, so she's aware of the situation and has ordered anyone in the vicinity of the Square to keep far away."
"Right..."
"So, Captain, what do you want to have us do?"
"...Well, we need to apprehend Tara ASAP. She's a threat here, and there, and everywhere. I'll inform Professor Vulture and then deploy some of my agents over there."
"Y-You mean us? You're sending us to that death trap?!" Sandy exclaimed.
"I have no choice. Resources are limited at the moment. Four is out, E is manning Squidbeak's operations in Inkopolis, Millie is trying to keep everyone calm and collected...and I have Callie and Marie posted in Alterna just in case. That leaves you four."
Minu tapped her foot.
"Agent Jumper?"
"...It's happening..." She sighed. "This is it. This is where time gets weird. Even I don't...know what's going to happen..."
"Minu? What are you talking about?"
"Whatever. Send me where you need me. I'll take care of this quickly." The young girl huffed.
"I should let my father know I'm going off on a mission, first." Mirage said, pulling out their phone.
"No need, Mirage."
"Dad?! What are you doing in the crater?!"
Salomon approached the group, arms crossed. "It's dangerous. I'm aware. But you get my express permission this time."
"Okay...what's with this attitude change?"
Salomon silently looked at the ground. "I've been reassured you'll be alright. I know nothing will happen to you."
"?? Dad, you're acting REALLY cryptic..."
"Besides, it seems a feisty little fish wants to join you."
"Mir!" Cruesa shouted, catching up to the salmon king. "I'm coming with! I have to see this business with Tara to its end!"
"Ess...I don't know, this sounds really, really dangerous."
"I have to! Look, we met when I was working under her. I...helped her reach this point. So it's only right that I undo my wrongs and take her down with you all!"
"I tried to convince her otherwise too, Mirage. She's not budging. She's dead set on finishing what we started. Besides, with Cruesa here, we unintentionally have some...new allies."
"Huh?"
"The rebel army has decided to call for a temporary truce and help me out with taking down Tara. After all, she did cause harm to both sides..." Cruesa said. "But my brother said they'll back up the kingdom in this fight!"
"Cinnabar?"
"Yeah! It's strange...he's pretty stubborn, so I wonder what changed his mind..."
"No time to think about that now. We have a human to apprehend." Jesse said, turning his attention back to Emmy. "You catch all that?"
"Oh yeah. It's gonna be a real party!"
"Hey, is Octa there? Can I talk to her?"
"Oh...yeah about that. I sent her out to the Square to scope out the situation and find Theo."
"WHAT?! Emmy, you sent my girlfriend out there alone??" Jesse exclaimed, quickly turning to his crew. "Mobilize to the Square. Immediately! That's an order!"
"Octa can handle herself, Jesse!" Emmy shouted, hearing the footsteps of his troops leave. "She's not a noob!"
"I know, but still! Tara is like nothing we dealt with before. I...ugh, fine. I'll be there soon too."
"Wait, for real?!" Emmy exclaimed before the communicator cut contact.
Jesse stood up, stretching.
"Guess it's time for me to get back into shape. Octa..."
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