#like fuck off dude

[just-in-case-iloveyou]

i am begging Pinterest to stop calling me out in this way... please remove your boot from my throat, i surrender.

#like fuck off dude #please #let me live #don't judge me #lewis pullman #bill pullman #glen powell #top gun maverick #pinterest #anya asks #anya answers #a rumor in st petersburg

[aroace-polyshow]

i hate you shitty reblog bait

#marlo’s stuff #not like the more silly ones like “reblog to give hot chocolate to your mutuals” “reblog to give prev a hug” etc #those are usually silly and dont have some stupid comments attached #i hate the fucking ones that are like “reblog if you’re not homophobic” and a bunch of stupid fucking comments attached like #“if you can’t reblog get the fuck off my blog” and shit like that #like fuck off dude #plus the ones with stupid implications that you’re shitty if you dont reblog #fuck off #to every one of the shitty reblog baits with stupid pressure like not reblogging a fucking TUMBLR POST makes you a worse human being #i wish you a very explode into a million tiny pieces

[ohello0]

Hozier,,,,,,,,,,,,you’ve done it again FUCK

#like fuck off dude #I’ve been listening to too sweet all morning #singing and cooking breakfast like some romcom main character #sick and twisted #it’s not my fault #he keeps putting choirs in the back of his tracks #hozier

[handsomegentlebutch]

Gm I hate men so much. Some guy had the nerve to dm me to try and flirt. Motherfucker I will skin you and wear you like a coat. The fucking disrespect for lesbians is insane.

#butch speaks #the cishets are at it again #cishet men specifically lmao #like fuck off dude #im also a little hungover and NOT in tbe mood for this shit

[vampqueers]

Owen and Derek in competition for the worst men in greys and currently they are tied

#why the fuck is Owen trying to decide what Christina should or shouldn’t do with her body #he went into the marriage knowing very well she didn’t want to have a baby #like fuck off dude #and Derek literally running away and blaming everyone else when things happen #like he would hold anything any one did against him #fuck them both #greys anatomy

[ozymoron]

first thought when i started to feel shitty and depressed was "what would my blorbo do in this situation" like girl. shaking myself by the fucking shoulders why cant you just be normal

#⚠️ #personal #gets into a situation. what would spener red do in this situation #like fuck off dude #if i were to envision him in my situation rn id say he'd probably try to logic himself out of it which is not what i should do #in this situation

[tatumis-awesome]

my Chromebooks so laggy its not even funny anymore

Its like;Oh, you wanna log into Tumblr or Discord? Okay, you’ll have to wait 40 fucking million hours.

#Like fuck off dude #Let me log into social media for once #Piece of shit

[rosicheeks]

I like that you’re such a cute sleepy girl.

You’re like “I’m going to answer asks and do shots to them” and then the next post is the following morning “Sorry guys! I fell asleep before I could answer anything” 😂

So cute. So sleepy.

IM SO SO SORRY

^^^ this is actually me

#guys I hope you know I feel so so bad for every ask I don’t get to! #especially the nights I’m like #ooOoOOoOoOo I want attention #send me asks! #and then the next minute while I’m replying to the first ask I fall asleep #literally I usually fall asleep on my couch #with all my lights on / the candle stil going / either some music or a show playing #and then I wake up at like 5 am #and I’m like #fuck #🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️ #THIS IS WHY #I need a dom #to take care of me when I get sleepy (which is all the damn time) #I like to think I’m the real life sleeping beauty #I would love to walk in the woods and sing songs with the animals and SLEEP until my prince comes #like fuck off dude #anyway #I’m so so so so sorry!!!! #I’m thinking I’ll reply to some of them now????? #better late than never right! #I’m happy that you said you *like* that I’m a sleepy girl #but I would sleep literally all fucking day if I could #I was thinking about going to bed………………. and ya know I should before I pass out with everything on…………. or I could stay up and pack a bowl #which I’m probably going to do hahahaha #again I’m so so so so so sorryyyyy! #a few things you need to know about me when you follow me - I’m sleepy 24/7 and I like to hoard asks #I always ask for them cause I LOVE getting them #but then I suck at replying #ask

[tundrakatiebean]

I know people think they’re helping by reaching out but like except for maybe four people it’s just exhausting. Like we haven’t talked in five years, why do you think I have the energy to talk to you around everything else I have to do right now? I’m just way too introverted for this shit. I long for a hole in a log.

#Katie is rambling 2k23 #one of my relatives is being very chatty #and in addition to everyone else #I just do not have the time or energy for it #everybody leave me the fuck alone challenge #if we talk regularly this is not about you just for the record #but like random ass people are coming out of the woodwork #like ‘sorry I haven’t responded to you wishing me a happy birthday for three years #but I decided your mom dying was enough to make me say something #because my conscious is a rotted out carton of milk from 1992 #and if I don’t say something I’ll be sad about it’ #like fuck off dude

[exvangelical]

xtians do see the “im not going to debate you” in my bio right

#text #like fuck off dude

[findingoblivion]

Sorry I'm not a bot, I'm really person

Cool, so it's a real person who is trying to scam me from a newly created blog 8 hours ago! Diversity win!

Listen buddy, if you wanna give me your address I can send you insulin, since it's your insulin that's the problem that will help you right? Your paypal links to Shadrak Kirui, that's a Kenyan name, are you from Kenya? Do you live in the US? Is that why you need money for Insulin? Your english seems like it was learned as a second language based on what I've seen. I'm actually diabetic, so I can really appreciate the plight of a fellow Diabetic, but you haven't provided any details about yourself. How old are you? Where do you live? There are a lot of resources for diabetics in the US to get Insulin subsidized or free. Personally I like to know the bare minimum about someone before I donate to them. Your're disabled? Hey me too. Did you know that a lot of the times disability insurance will cover Diabetes?

#like fuck off dude #i have to deal with this shit all the time and you think im gonna fall for your "oh im a black father who's disabled (undisclosed) #oh i'm “diabetes” #here's a sensor reading that has been used plenty of other times in this scam that shows my blood sugar is high #oh and it's mostly the us that uses that formatting? #go on then give me an address and i'd be happy to send you some of my extra insulin

[sweetly-yours-and-mine]

love to see 43-year-old men not being able to keep it in their pants

#the tinder chronicles #why are they like this #besides the fact that im trying to flirt with him in french #i was like 'sorry my french isn't that good' and he just hits me with #'you got a nice ass' #like fuck off dude #ease into it

[goodguydotmp3]

Currently hiding in the doctors office bathroom bc the security guard won't leave me alone <3

#first it was 'u cant eat here' even tho there were no signs in the area #yhen it was you camt wait outside of this waiting area #because the waiting area itself is for babies #mind you #theres no patient inside this building but me #so i went to the upstairs bathroom so he couldn't come harass me again #like fuck off dude #if you need something to do kill yourself

[im-the-lesbian-aunt]

Love how I have to correct my boss tomorrow

#too late to go back on that job decline #like fuck off dude #go do medicine and leave me to the inventory #fucking Christ

[inkskinned]

hey btw if you're in the USA at  2:20 p.m. ET on Wednesday, Oct. 4, they're testing the emergency broadcast system. your phone is probably going to make a really loud noise, even if it's on silent. there's a backup date on the 11th if they need to postpone it.

if you're not in a safe situation and have an extra phone, you should turn that phone completely off beforehand.

additionally, if you're like me, and are easily startled; i recommend treating it like a party. have a countdown or something. be surrounded by your loved ones. take the actions you personally need to take to make yourself safe.

i have already seen mockery towards any person who feels nervous about this. for the record, it completely, completely valid to have "emergency broadcast sounds" be an anxiety trigger. do not let other people make fun of you for that. emergency sounds are legitimately engineered to make us take action; those of us with high levels of anxiety and/or neurodivergence are already pre-disposed to have a Bad Time. sometimes it is best to acknowledge that the situation will be triggering for some, and to prepare for that; rather than just saying "well that's stupid, it's just a test."

"loud scary sound time" isn't like, my favorite thing, but we can at least try to prevent some additional anxiety by preparing for it. maybe get yourself a cake? noise cancelling headphones? the new hozier album? whatever helps. love u, hope you're okay. we are gonna ride it out together.

#watching ppl go from being like ''support neurodivergent ppl~~!" #to being like ''if this is going to give u a panic attack ur fuckken stupid'' #like..... gets me #yeah man. i know im going to be triggered by it . in the old fashioned term. it is GOING to give me a panic attack. it's pretty much certai #and i shouldn't have to tell u about what i have survived for you to be okay with that. #you can just trust that i ALSO don't want me to react to it. i'm not gonna be having a FUN time. #dismissing that bc you think it's stupid.... like is the whole problem. #these sounds are workshopped by entire teams of people to get you to pay attention and move quickly. #they arent meant to be fun and exciting. #OBVIOUSLY it's gonna set ppl off. #but yeah there's something so fuckken demeaning about ppl being like. well that trigger isn't valid bc u haven't undergone X #dude i have ptsd bc i was abused as a child. like plain and simple. the fact im 30 and afraid of the dark tells you how bad it was. #i shouldn't have to ask u for permission to be mentally ill. #the reason it's a fucking disorder and not a fucking choice is that I DO NOT CONTROL IT. #like how is it any different from when ppl are like ''oh public speaking isn't that scary'' like FOR YOU #for YOU this isn't scary. now if i could fucking eat my own amygdala...

[digitaldollsworld]

I’m in this hotel room and these (teenagers, I presume) just banged on my door and I heard their little footsteps pitter patter away

#bro don’t fuck with me I CAN be a Karen #I will call the front desk and complain. #like fuck off dude #rjb.net