#like go queen get his ass

[laurents-secret-diary]

Can we see any of your drawings you may have had for the side characters please??? 👉👈

I only got a couple so far! I think I'm gonna do Nicaise next

#jokaste #aimeric #captive prince #kings rising #caprisun #can you believe damen fumbled a tall evil goddess? i would end myself #OKAY maybe he didnt “fumble” her. maybe it was the evil goddess part that ended it. but. but the loss is there ok. that shit would plague m #she is obviously sporting my headcanony akielon undercut like damen #but can you imagine going from this tall enchanting queen to. to looking down at a weird blue eyed frog with a stick up his ass #bi rights to damen but jesus christ my man #damen literally became the kinda guy that shows you a photo of his aint shit boyfriend on his iphone 5 while you're getting brunch together #and you have to say oh you two look so nice together. even though you cant believe he's letting that dude hit it. #like bro? you ever been to my garden? because i think you're dating one of my fucking gnomes #now onto aimeric. #he is my. he is my little tormented guy. manipulated to hell and back. abandoned. alone yet soulful and full of promise. #he schemes and pretends and KILLS A BUNCHA PEOPLE...... #FUCKS UP JORD FOR LIFEEEEEEEEEE #AND THEN OLLIE OUTS OF EVERYONES LIVES DUE TO IMMEASURABLE GUILT #AND MAKES SURE TO DELIVER THE FINAL KAMEHAMEHA TO JORD WITH THAT LITTLE MESSAGE???? #who does it like him #iconic. show stopping. mesmerising. he is the moment

[mintaikcorpse]

Wendy is my favorite Bluey character because she constantly has to deal with her Chaotic neighbors bullshit

#that time she caught Bluey and Bingo dragging Bandit to the car #and she was so mad at Bandit for making them do that that she shoved his ass in the car and drove to get them icecream herself #or that time Bandit Bluey and Lucky's dad were playing like Bandit was giving birth and she just screamed #or Bandit coming up to her slapping his butt saying he loves to smack his bottom #like girl queen just wanted to go on a walk #is that too much to ask??? #bluey #wendy bluey #bluey wendy

[jheselbraum]

Why does Yunobo's sage theme go so fucking hard

#While Tulin's progression from doubt to accepting the stone is the best written #Yunobo's has the best score #Yunobo's theme makes me feel like we're going to kick ganons ass RIGHT NOW #tloz #totk #yunobo #I love him so much #Rijus theme also goes hard but it feels a lot more calm and collected compared to Yunobo's #Which thematically makes sense #Since she's #You know #A fucking gerudo warrior queen #Meanwhile Sidon and Link are shaking hands meme with ''I have to do everything myself so no one else gets hurt'' syndrome #Holy shit I think all the sages reflect different aspects of links original heroes journey as well as his overall #''you don't have to do this by yourself you know'' arc in totk #Holy shit gotta make a separate post about that

[mossytrashcan]

Unrelated but I was thinking about Koschei for reasons (I was reading about proto indo European pantheon and it turns out 'Fire God formed in water' is a myth researchers think they mightve had and it remonded me of Vassa) and am I allowed to say how funny it is that like, Koschei is so directly named after a myth. Like Bone Carvers his own thing and Stryga is technically got like The Three Fates/The Witch in Hansel and Gretel vibes, and then there's Koschei who is basically just the guy from the myth including the title. ALSO protoindoeuropean pantheon speculation is dope BTW you should research it its fascinating

Bold of you to assume I haven’t already researched it. I fucking loved anything protoindoeuropean as a kid, the folklore FUCKS

Anyways, personally I would’ve loved it if SJM combined Lanthys and Koschei together into one character. I think (no shade to ACOSF and it’s enthusiasts) instead of the rehab/whatever plot we got, we could’ve gotten to see a little brief corruption arc w Nesta and Koschei

Cuz like imagine a story where this deathless death god found out about cauldrongate and was like psychologically manipulating Nesta into gathering all of the troves (his soul bits) so that she could 1) become his queen/weapon, 2) make him all powerful, and 3) become a literal shield for him because the gang would have to kill her to kill him

(gonna unprofessionally ramble in the tags because I need to brainstorm about this lol)

#this probably sucks ass but I genuinely love the Koschei the Deathless myths sauuur much #like how fucking dare you throw him in there casually #anyways I need to work out the wrinkles in this hmmm #I know I’m bomb at pitching stories but there’s stuff missing and I need to work it out yknow #but yeah drop the mortal queen who’s evil thing cuz honestly who gives a fuck #also no shade to the rehab thing it was v relatable but also clearly a background for super sex #it could’ve been set up in the christmas special too #like oooo look something’s weird with nesta what could it be #and then also instead of there being too much free time for cassian to come off as an asshole #maybe he’s like trying to get thru to her or something #maybe it could be a literal retelling of the koschei story where the guy fucks his ass up for his lover #yeah that’s good see I just need to brainstorm in live time #sjm critical #THIS ISNT ABOUT HER I SWEAR IM JUST PITCHING #also also you could tie in nesta’s grooming for grooming #like in a sick way this is what she was raised to do #her wacky grandmother who def existed to make her story more sad laid the foundation for this #and now she has to like break that cycle and reaffirm that NO she doesn’t need to exist for old men #she deserves something better and epic #idk man I’m going crazy sorry

[alumirp]

Grandline Village is a strange place

Of course, we cannot forget the maniacal birdman who declares himself king of the city, but who cannot enter the sewers of that same city, although no one understands why he wants to do this and what is stopping him. (Sandy slime man is not happy about these trespassing attempts, thanks) There is also the bird man's brother, a crow who lives in the sewers (He has permission to do so, said Mr. Slime grumpily) and who has the habit of only leaving the house to torment the wolves in the forest or leave very questionable things in the doctor's house.

3/3(i think)

#croc likes cora #he hates doffys ass tho #doffy as the 'king' birdman #cora is the silent crow that lives in the sewers with a sandy slime man #they get along pretty well #its easy when one doesnt talk and the other is never around lol #rosinante annoys the shit out of werewolves simply because he can #also luffy leaves scratches on law's door so hes kinda getting revenge in the doctor's name #but mainly because he is a menance #doffy wants to go into the sewers to find rosi (if he can catch croc and make him his queen that's just a bonus) #dofuwani #corawani(????) #i think #idk lol #one piece #Omg now that i think if law is a witch(we dont know if he really is yet) cora can be his familiar oh yeas he caaan.

[pygmy--tyrant]

theseus was one of the worst men in greek mythology but I feel like in terms of hero status he was also one of the funniest. bro peaked in highschool. one hit wonder. did one good movie then fell off. immediately after his first big hit he got cancelled into oblivion and just kind of fucked around being a dick for the rest of his life

#like it can't be stressed enough he abandoned ariadne AND caused his fathers death ON THE WAY HOME from killing the minotaur #served for like 1 day and that was all he could manage #the thing with pirithous is so funny too. like they're AWFUL. they're the shonen anime that's so misogynistic it just turns gay #forgot which source it's from but the part where phaedra's like if you love pirithous so much why don't you marry HIM 🙄 #comedy queen get his ass #anyway I'm reading jennifer saint's ariadne retelling it's sooo good #I might talk more about it later since I may as well just put my thoughts here #and I have lots of thoughts!! #I'm going to read her elektra retelling next and I KNOW I'll have stuff to say about that #sapphire's random thoughts #greek mythology

[softquietsteadylove]

Hello there! Love the actor au very much! How about Gil is watching Thena while she is doing a scene? Pretty sure he is mesmerized by her look, her presence and acting skills too!

Gil was staring. Everyone was.

Thena was in the middle of a few glamour shots, meant just to capture her natural beauty in their current work. It was a fantasy thing--she was a beautiful creature of nature, with massive wings they would CGI onto her in post.

A flower crown sat on her perfect sunshine hair, there were a few real little bunnies hopping around. A few green blobs were also scattered around in order to animate them into more fantastical creatures. It was quite different from the roles he had done with her before.

He was playing a royal guard, in charge of protecting the queen, who would turn out to be evil by the end of it. He hadn't had many scenes with Thena yet, but even just being on the same set with her put him more at ease.

"Sometimes," Thena murmured in the scene to her little bunny friends, as well as the young actor playing the fish out of water who had stumbled into her little forest. "People want for things they know they can't have."

"But why, your majesty?" the kid asked in - to his ear - a pretty mediocre accent. They couldn't find an actual English accent?

Thena sighed, stroking one of the bunnies that seemed to have really taken a liking to her. Gil had to keep his laughter in; furry animals weren't really Thena's thing. She was staying in the scene really well, but he was certain they would have to get them all off her once they cut before she freaked out.

"We are not so different from humans," she murmured, extending her vowels in a received pronunciation that she had mastered early on in her career. "They are capable of insatiable greed. But do we not also want for things just out of reach?"

Gil sighed.

"But, your majesty," the kid scooched a little closer on the fake forest floor they had constructed. "You are the most powerful fae around."

The kid's tiny hand floated up, stroking what would be a shimmering white feathered wing in the final film. For now, it was just the empty air between them.

Gil smiled; Thena moved her shoulders faintly, as one would when a part of their body was adjusting itself. It would look great when the wings were 'on her'.

Thena pursed her lips (a personal habit that made its way into her characters every once in a while). "Power does not equal strength, and strength does not guarantee things going the way you might like. There are things I want that my power will never help me attain."

She looked off into the distance, longing written all over her face. Although her eyes landed on Gil, in the distance, behind the blinding lights on the scene. Her lips twitched into a smile. "The heart wants what it wants, child. It longs for things it once had, no matter how you tell it not to."

"And...cut!"

Thena smiled as the kid was pulled away for a mandatory union break. She remained sitting, still encircled by free roaming little bunnies.

Gil chuckled, walking right up to the soundstage and being careful of any wandering cotton balls. The wranglers were already rushing out to collect up the vulnerable little creatures. Gil knelt down beside her and reached out a hand, "your Majesty?"

"Very funny," Thena chided him lightly as she took his hand. "My legs are asleep after all those takes."

Gil waited in that position until all the rabbits were collected up and clear from danger. Once the wranglers were all clear he moved back to his feet, pulling Thena up with him. She laughed as he swung her around in his arms. "You got it?"

"Ah!" she bit her lip as she tried to firm up her knees, "pins and needles!"

"Okay," he laughed, as if he needed that excuse to sweep her up in his arms and walk off with her bridal style. "Let's go."

"Gil!" Thena laughed as he made his way down the stairs and towards their chairs. They initially weren't anywhere near each other, but they had both moved them together subtly over the course of several days.

"Well, we can't have the fae queen wobbling around like a fawn," he teased, and received a poke in the cheek for it. She could have smacked him on the arm but he was in his 'armour' for his scene.

"You are supposed to be allied to a different queen," Thena pointed out as he deposited her right into her chair, flowing white dress and all.

Gil sat himself next to her, as he always did. "Well, she does turn out to be plotting, like, magical mass murder by the end of this. So maybe I should reconsider some shit in my guard life."

Thena just shook her head at him, pushing back the mane of hair she had, and which was made even longer by the extensions they had woven into it. "I won't miss this, I can say that much."

Gil helped her sort the mass of hair out of her way as she picked up her script and her bottle of water. "What did make you take this?"

"Hm?"

"Well," he shrugged, the replica armour he was wearing clanking faintly against itself as he did. "It's not really your usual thing. Especially the benevolent fairy queen part."

Thena raised a brow at him with a smirk, "are you saying being the beautiful queen of the enchanted forest doesn't suit me?"

"Come on," he gave her a nudge. Their laughter died down and he lowered his voice, "really, though."

Thena tucked some of her hair, and what was attached to it, behind her ear. Her smile became bashful as she looked down at her open scrip on her lap. "Well...I wanted something in between action films. And...when you told me you were signed on-"

Gil's eyes lit up visibly.

"Stop it," she murmured, sticking her finger in between the plates of plastic armour on his shoulder just to give him a good poke. "Why did you take this, then?"

Gil shrugged. "I mean, my part is relatively small. I was told my shoot time would be half of what it usually is. And I get to be a literal knight in shining armour!"

"Well, you do come over to my side by the end of it," Thena murmured, flipping through her pages. It was only briefly mentioned, and it would be ultimately up to the director and how things looked onscreen the day of the shoot, but it was implied that the queen's guard would defect by the end of things.

"See?" Gil wiggled his pinkie at her. "You're still my queen at the end of the day."

"The poor, lonely fae queen will finally have a soul to match hers?" Thena rested her chin in her palm, batting her lashes at him.

"Well, I'm sure she'll be in need of some," Gil mirrored her playful body language, leaning forward until they could practically touch noses, "protection."

#Thenamesh Actors AU #behind the scenes is going to go feral with this footage #big ass production like this #Maleficent meets LOtR vibes? #and of course they got Thena and cast her as the sparkling white fairy queen #and she's like I kind of just wanted like a side part #and they're like no you're too pretty sorry #so she gets the opposite lead #but then promo has all these shots of her and the queen's guard??? being cute together???? #like he picks her up and carries her? #they're best friends? #they're like literally always flirting? #yeah the guard is going to defect at the end of the movie #because they're going to get one singular shot #Gil is going to see what the queen is doing and say NO! This isn't Right! #he'll take up his sword against her #and then there will be one little shot of him and Thena looking at each other #and they're going to be like shit maybe this guy has been falling in love with the fairy queen the whole time? #think one-off film that somehow has off the charts shipping potential #from this one shot

[i-bring-crack]

I did not asked to receive emotional damage from s

Solo Leveling Ragnarok thank you very much.

Spoilers in the tags.

#Like how could they do thsi to me #ALL the other shadows were freaking normal in solo leveling #Igris Beru Tank Kaisel— yeah like literally they were wither beast of bad people like Iron #but no Suho this boy #i tell you if this brat knew KNEW who he was bringing back to like I-jabskan #first shadow soldiers that he gets are the goblins which #im freaking sad to know that shadow soldiers can expirience pain yet still cant go against the orders of their master #how do i keep on living with this information!??!?!?! Its not like they even explore it or something #they just give it to me and im supposed to be okay for this!??!?! MENTALLY?!?!? #and then there is the first shadow soldier he saves which is like Lee Minsung– Quay– number one wanted villain #i liked his arc but damn did this guy fuk up and then ad a shaodw he decided to reedem himself and now im just like... bro that got me #i was not expecting a bee to have emotions today #not when you stebbed your best friend literally and also you almost got turned into a worker by Queen Bee #like now i really like you as a shadow but damn. i didnt expect sympathy from you. #and then there is Kang tae shik as the new shaodw and im just like absolutely bawling he DID NOT need to die that freaking quickly #i liked the guy. pre rewind and now as a villain bounty hunter this guy was just a freaking gold star among the poor characters in SL #and poorer villains in SL. he was cool. he was fun to read about. -slams table- How the F u c k am i supposed to function after this man #just suddenly dropped us with the most tragic backstory. like bitch i even forgive your ass bc your ass was fine in killing your dad. #legit didnt kill anyone else u til woo jin chul told him so. and now im just thinking pre the rewinf timeline the only reason kang tae shi #wasnt stopped by jin chul was probably bc jin chul let him kill those criminals #woo jin chul became so much brutal in this series i swear #like i love him so much for it but damn #still sexy smexy somehow #but damn

[mechahero]

"Okay so, I know that a lot of people aren't going to do, uh-" A pause. "Things this month but I'm not doin' that 'cause that doesn't sound fun. So, I'm just gonna do whatever I want this month!"

#//hello #//back from making dinner and stuff #//a lot of people on dash are talking about november stuff and i guess lambda's chipping in #//he's just like 'lol lame' and instead is trying to be cool and do the opposite and indulging himself for the month #//and ONLY that month for that bc he's like 'you know what? i've been holding back for a little too long i'm doing something for ME' #//now does this mean he's also going to end up doing a bunch of stupid impulsive shit that ends with him getting his ass kicked? #//lol yeah it's lambda like come on #he's a killer queen... {ic}

[butchcharliee]

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#i came back from the club #it was fine lol #it was definitely a nightclub with loud ass music #and strippers #and drag queens #pretty fun club if you like clubs #but wow i wanted to leave the second i got there 😭 #tho a man well into his 30s waved at me #definitely thought i was a twink #id say thats gender affirming hehe #i did see a lot of dykes O.O #ALSO there was a lesbian bar near it but i didnt get to go :/ #one day :') #so that was my night #the best part was definitely hanging out with my cousins friends before we went to the club

[bloody-shadow666]

Also can I just say I absolutely love Grima Mog. I knew the second she let Jude into her house she'd just become a murder grandma. Like you know when you see a kitten really viciously rabbit kicking at a toy or something and you're just like "awwww little murder machine"? I imagine it was a similar feeling except she was also getting wailed on with a pipe in that moment lmao

#the folk of the air #queen of nothing spoilers #I feel like most redcaps would hold some fondness for jude because she seems as close to one as a human could get #She is just overflowing with Violence #Dont worry guys im going to bed soon and then ill be 10x more annoying in the morning because #I will be picking up how the king of elfhame came to hate stories and the stolen heir from the library #Also might read that one novella about taryn but I'm not sure if I'm interested enough yet #Although can we talk about how literally nobody cares that Locke is dead like nobody misses his ass #Granted nobody really cared about Valerian either

[crqstalite]

holy shit raph’s boss music goes so fuckin hard. i didnt even care that i heard like six renditions of it thru at LEAST 2 hours of fighting him. its going in my spotify. what the shit

#baldurs gate 3 #bg3 #actually one of the first boss fights in act 3 i didnt have to comically lower the difficulty for #i beat the whole fight on normal #hopes divine intervention HIT baby #like holy hell ok yeah now i get why we freed you #like #queen saw shadowheart and halsin go down and was like ‘what like its hard?’ #long rested everybody and then raph got his ass handed to him #god #what a great way to finish the night lol

[bibleofficial]

my brother has gotten TOO comfortable being transphobic i’m just going to start beating him myself

#stream #ALSKALSKLASKLAKSAL #like #‘we say a guy in a dress today xD’ no u saw a trans woman & she was minding her own business #she literally went & got groceries ? #trans women aren’t drag queens #‘so that’s a tranny ?’ YEA SHE IS A TRANNY & IF U WANT TO CALL HER A TRANNY TO HER FACE DONT BE SUPRISED WHEN SHE PUNCHES U IN URS #like damn bro ILL HOLD UR ARMS DOWN SO SHE CAN LET U HAVE IT #like 😭😭😭😭 #i been sayin this for years like dumbass boy is going to say something stupid near someone and get his ass BEAT & i cant wait to be there to #cheer on & record him getting his shit ROCKED #ALAKALKSALKSLAKSLAKSLAJS like she was SO pretty we have similar jawlines i was so envious of her #like good for u queen … ur doing what i wish i could

[this-is-a-name-dont-worry]

season 3 finale making me go from "awwww" to "OH NO" very fast

#you see all these happy couples! then it's like 'anyway yeah the girl is robin's dead wife' #poor regina is pissed #which yeah ok understandable. #hoping she won't try to kill emma tho that'd be a bummer #tbh i can see the story arc of robin being back with his wife but more put of old love than current love #and his wife realizes the connection he has with Regina #and while at first she's very against it because that's her guy and that's the evil queen she ends up accepting it #and pushing robin back to regina because she loves him and loving someone sometimes means letting them go #(i was never supposed to be here anyway) #(thank you for letting me say goodbye) #there may be a heroic sacrifice at play who knows #switching subjects but also seeing rumple back pre curse accepting to drink the potion to keep himself from keeping neil from dying i. #yeah got emotional there. belle has been wearing him down a bit already at the time so you can see it happening so yeah. #anyway predictions for next season are: #regina does something dumb #we get some frozen retelling (maybe closer to the og fairy tale?) #rumple giving a fake knife to belle comes back to bite him in the ass #also baby neil will become a new target for bad guys #once upon a time #ouat

[katnissgirlsmakedo]

fuck my life. you know what i just realized. you know how sometimes you have like. well. your movie from when you were 11? and it’s been well. a fucking decade and the stupid thing is ingrained in your psyche unconsciously. and you don’t even realize it but every time you say a certain phrase you’re actually quoting that movie because you say it in the same ridiculous intonation. and you’ve been doing this unconsciously for who even knows how long because it literally JUST hit you that that’s what you’ve been doing. 😐 fuck that’s embarrassing!

#you know the line in mirror mirror when the prince is under the queen’s puppy love spell and he’s acting. like That #i don’t want to get into it it’s a weird movie whoever made it is going to hell for sure #anyway so snow and the dwarves tied him to a chair because he kept trying to run back to the queen. like. a puppy #again. weird ass movie. i was 11 #and he’s like ‘you don’t understand! i YEARN for the nectar of her skin…’ #which is such a fucking ridiculous line… #and i can’t stand armie hammer but ig his delivery of that sentence made a big impression on me #because whenever i say ‘you don’t understand’ i do it exactly like that line 😐 unfortunately #that’s so fuckin embarrassing like i’ve fully done that out loud to people #i guess i thought it was a me-ism i didn’t realize it had anything to do with that movie…. #jesus christ. like do i need to kill myself that’s so bad… #beth.txt #aaaaand goodnight.