call me a jealous hater but it makes me so mad that i will never ever be able to sleep as comfortably as a little kitty cat, there's too many bones in me!! even at my most comfy i will never get on their level
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Everyone needs a good mental breakdown every once in awhile and Eddie Munson is no exception. However, his breakdown didn’t come about because of a parking ticket or breakup. No, he erupted due to a dropped iced coffee and major spillage.
He was getting ready for work one day, as one does, when he went to place his pre-made iced coffee on the table while he rushed around to finish getting ready. Problem was, he miscalculated the placement. Instead of sitting beautifully on the small table, the to-go cup fell horrendously to its side and spilled its contents onto the table’s surface down onto the floor.
For a minute, Eddie could only watch the catastrophe. Then, he jumped into action with screeched curses and thrown towels to mop up the bereaved beverage.
He cried real tears at the missed potential. The color of the coffee was perfect, the ice was pristinely frozen, he knew it would’ve been perfect. As if his day hadn’t already been bad enough with him waking up at the asscrack of dawn to go to work, his coffee had to commit caffeinated suicide too? Fuck!
He stayed curled up on the floor of the kitchen, defeatedly glaring at the mess until he heard the trailer’s door open. When he looked up, he saw Steve with a glorious smile on his face and a fresh iced coffee in hand. It only made Eddie cry more, this time in happiness.
His tears continued even as he guzzled the coffee from his comfy position in Steve’s arms. With the support of his boyfriend and caffeine freshly in his system, he found the strength to pull himself up and go to work. Crisis averted, barely, but averted nonetheless.
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people on the dash talking about running into their favourite athletes during their normal day
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Yeah so me and my bff have decided to stop watching hunter x hunter. Turns out we were one ep away from Kite's death and that was the only ep we watched today before being mega disappointed and deciding the rest of the show just was not worth it. I hadn't cared about anything in the show except Leorio, Feitan, and Chrollo until Kite showed up and the Chimera Arc actually started getting interesting. But we were just disappointed that Kite didn't even get a proper death, it just skips the whole thing and shows Neferpitou with his severed head for shock value. We didn't even get to the stupid Kite ant reincarnation shit, we just sat there and complained for like 20 minutes lmao. And the fact that it was actually only 10 eps in with 51 left knowing it was going to be nothing but training arcs and fights against ants and all without the Better Kite. Not worth all that time. Not even worth knowing that Feitan comes back either.
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A few years ago when I was in my "Tsk. Sonic? Movies? Cartoons? Lmao. Too childish, my taste too refined for those kid things. I like super mature ANIME" I had
a dream where the main sonic cast was in a train and they were saying goodbye and talking about everything that happened and there was this distinct air of melancholy and sadness and it was known that they're leaving and not coming back ( ??? I hadn't thought abt sonic for a LONG while when I had this dream )
and so when I woke up I was like ... Damn :(, what the hell. don't leave yet :"""( and like close to crying it made me so sad and ever since my arrogant phase died and I started thinking more abt sonic because I really did not want them to leave
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tagged by @winepresswrath, @loreofcardigan, and @littleragondin to "Put your playlist on shuffle and post the first ten songs, then tag ten people. No skipping!"
Scotty Doesn't Know - Lustra
Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen
Maybellene - Chuck Berry
Leave a Tender Moment Alone - Billy Joel
Rue de l'Oiseau Lyre - Renan Luce
The General - Dispatch
That Ain't Love - REO Speedwagon
Super Freak - Rick James
Hasta la Vista - MC Solaar
Gettin' Jiggy Wit It - Will Smith
i will tag everyone who had me in their tumblr year in review and/or who was in my tumblr year in review!
@deimos-the-wolf @grammarpedant @rattyjol @ctl-yuejie @arecipeforfeels @opalescent-potato @psqqa @recapitulation
but as always, feel free to ignore <3
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just got the fuck out of a sorry-ass polyam discord, i could be sad about how people can be pathetic cunts online and how infighting and not standing up for other people can bring whole communities down. fortunately i'm a bastard and i am not above finding a discord moderator's breakdown very very funny
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