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mirkodoesstuff · 4 months

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Hot take: I think there should be more non-object AND non-joke characters, that would be important for either their OCs lore, their show lore etc., because who wouldn't love to have an OC, who's, for example, a cat that is actually important and isn't there to just make a joke about how they're not an object or just do nothing and get eliminated/get hated.

Like, seriously, why are you all afraid of making interesting non-object characters, that aren't joke characters? Of course I have nothing against non-object joke characters, because I love Yellow Face from BFDI series and also I really like David and Dora, but MAN things could be way cooler if there were more non-object non-joke characters, who were for example guards over objects, or even were a co-host, or heck, had lots of knowledge over objects.

Just imagine the scenerio, where a bunch of objects need help and, instead of going to the host of the competition/their other friends - they decide to go to, for example, a cat to ask for an advice for help and the cat actually helps, instead of being there for humour. Or even better - a group of objects have to save the world from something and they're deciding to get help from a dragon, who helps them get rid of the danger!

Just imagine it... Imagine it how epic those things would become if we got to see more important non-object non-joke characters!

GET CRAZY WITH YOUR OBJECT SHOW OCS! DON'T CARE ABOUT WHAT WOULD OTHER PEOPLE THINK! DO WHAT YOU WANNA DO!

#object show ocs #object show community #osc #object shows #battle for dream island #bfdi #mirko's hot takes #Like seriously we need to see more of those non-object characters #who aren't joke characters and who are actually interesting #and creative #nothing against non-object joke characters of course #I just wish people would appreciate the idea of a non-object character who does have an importance in the world's lore #Like imagine if in one of TPOT episodes the cast would need help from a dragon or from a cat #Imagine it

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whatudottu · 9 months

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Do y'all think object heads have a peculiar vision? Well I certainly do!

If DJSS is actually a supernova then assumption probably brings with it the idea they were a star, and being a star where it sends light in every direction and vision is directly correlated to light, what if that means omnidirectional vision?

#dj subatomic supernova #djss #no straight roads #nsr #fanart #a lot of notes i have in the image itself but i'll talk about them in the tags #i like to headcanon nova in youth was an o-class main sequence star aka big blue star that is bound to supernova #that shit is BRIGHT like 800000ish times our sun bright so even at a portable head size it's like a literal eyesore #kid to adult nova probably had to wear a helmet for others safety (an inconvenience to be sure)#but that would inherently condition them to have a more eye-based narrowed vision with a more frontal view of the world #which was helped a long way by being blinded by their own luminosity at the back and sides of that helmet #even if their vision was kinda dimmed and muted thanks to the visor being as shaded as it was #which is why when nova's a- well- supernova the interior of their hoodie not only is white but emits light #practically speaking it would be an inconvenience as the dj of a lowlit club but what if it was a habit that was a layover from being a sta #and to that: vision as a star and vision as a supernova are like two completely different logics #if a star is one celestial object that can view everything in every direction- a hot cloud of space dust is just trillions of staring eyes #compound eye having ass #from 20 or so years being blinded by their own light it does mean that not EVERYTHING has sight #let alone the 'used to be internal' contents of nova's head that kinda swirl in no particular direction #but whenever those blind spots happen to swirl their way up to the glass nova may get spotty vision #probably more a visual snow rather than any cataracts just because of the shear number of space dust particles #which means poor nova the dark gets littered with static and stargazing has a little more stars than they were used to #though it might also be because they aren't perpetually wearing sunglasses anymore but then again shades are different than visual snow #i have no idea where i learnt this (i think it was a humans are space orcs thing) that spacewalks can be utterly TERRIFYING #so i don't know if this was a nasa (or other space organisation documented) observation or general fear of space moment #but if folk are terrified with their binocular vision to float around in an ever endless void of stars and systems- how would nova feel?#i mean sure they utterly revel in space (they're an astrophysicist and ex-professor for it for god's sake) but they're now IN space #and it was just after bunkbed junction crashed their concert and took apparently their helmet and headphones as a trophy #bestie having omnidirectional vision in space is one thing it's another to literally have the place your vision comes from spread out!#i mean being the object that is their head it's not going to run completely away from them

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daphnebowen · 3 months

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tomorrow we get to see our husband/brother/babyface/gorgeous pudding pie the one and only charlie bushnell betray our loveable adorable baby child/brother/baby/smoochie wookins the one and only walker scobell.

are you ready?

who's ready? not me.

#absolutely not #not ready for the betrayal #not ready for the hug #not ready for the end #how is it the end already??#these weeks have flown by too fast so fast #percy jackson #pjo #percy jackson and the olympians #percy jackon and the olympians #walker scobell #charlie bushnell #luke castellan #don't mind the baby talk btw #it's just me #and I'm not one of those people whose like “oh Luke's good now bc he's hot!” no #I'm just saying #objectively speaking and keeping in mind all of the pain he will put Percy and Annabeth thru #he is very handsome

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rhiannons-bird · 14 days

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currently going insane about all the dark rise / lotr parallels, thoughts not coherent someone send help

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myststone · 1 year

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OHOHO YES

CUSTOMIZATION CONFIRMED

courtesy of the Nintendo eShop

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marzipanandminutiae · 11 months

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god I hope the new 0MFD, G**d Omens, and WWD1TS seasons don't come out all at once (censoring to avoid the tags)

I'll not see a single female character on my dash for a month straight

#joint 'for $1 name a woman' crew coming in hot #like no the shows aren't objectively Bad for it. not everything has to have all types of representation! I know that!#it's just. personally annoying to me #'well what about-#yeah what ABOUT her? I haven't seen any female characters in any of those fandoms get more than passing attention #my favorite GO character from the book is Anathema. does anyone in the show fandom give a shit about Anathema?#nope!!! because she's not a pretty man shippable with another pretty man!!!#again this is NOT an inherently bad thing! I am tantruming in my personal tantrum hole!

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jpriest85-blog · 4 months

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Some more fan art from @pdrrook Perfumare VN. Based on the scene from Reed's route, where Reed and my MC, Liz, dress up to look for Marco in The Sea Chant.

It's still hilarious to me that Marco tries to build a rep as a dangerous drug dealer, and while he does pull a gun on the MC, the dude isn't actually very tough. Lbr, his real name is Alios, and he got beat up by an accountant and a perfume sales girl. Tbh Marco comes across more as a spoiled rich kid trying to play gangster after watching Scarface too many times.

Honestly, Marco is lucky to have gotten away with just a broken nose and hand. Sure, Liz doesn't seem that intimidating at first, especially next to Reed and his reputation working for Alan. Other than her Allure tier I headcanon, she also used to carry a straight razor in her purse for extra protection. What? She's a single woman living alone in Elazar, and she stayed in some pretty sketchy neighborhoods! She wants some extra insurance just in case her Allure ability won't work. Unlike Marco, Liz didn't have a rich father. Her dad ran a barbershop back in Jona, and honestly, she had a decent side hustle back in her Academy days, cutting students' hair.

Sadly, she'd still need a license to work at a barbershop or salon, so she's stuck dealing with assholes like Marco. Again, he's so lucky Liz couldn't fit a straight razor in her tiny clutch bag because she wouldn't hesitate to add more scars to Marco's face.

#perfumare vn #pfm #fanart #Reed #Liz Morren #two baddies in the club #marco stop trying to act like ur tony Montana!#he'd either wind up shot or in prison #lbr considering how powerful the folks involved are #they'd still get to Marco even in those fancy country club prison rich folk wind up #also lbr Reed would have very conflicted reactions to seeing liz pull out a razor on someone #on the one hand hot #on the other Reed would probably feel like he's not doing enough to protect her #still u do not fuck with a woman who grew up around a barbershop #she knows everyone's business and how to use sharpe objects

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termagax · 5 months

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seeing some people's reaction to weird gamer men oversexualizing kiriko is "mauga is right there, half naked, with serveral pin-up sprays" and while i do agree to an extent, i do feel like alot of people are kind of ignoring like. the racial element of mauga's sexualization, like i like mauga, he's hot, but the second i saw him in the short story, i wasn't a big fan of the whole "big savage brown indigenious guy" and it feels like very few people are pointing that out.

RIGHT LIKE. we cannot fix "gamer men fixate on fictional asian girls to a violent degree, usually in a racist way or enabling racist tropes already present in the character" with "gamer girls fixate on fictional brown men to a violent degree in a racist way or enabling racist tropes present in the character" like you guys are part of the same problemmmmmmm youre doing the same thinggg its not better because youre doing it to men like.

i think some people only want to see the kiriko problem as misogyny and while im not going to even pretend that ISNT a massive part of it, theres still like. a reason kiriko and d.va and mei are fascinations for these dudes. there is a pointed difference between the way these three get spoken about compared to their white counterparts (and their dark-skinned counterparts too - look at the responses to illari for a really easy comparison to how kiriko is treated). their ~exoticism~ as asian women is part of the appeal. even if you dont just wanna take the way dudes online treat them (like making a joke that shes "obvious pornbait" for speaking japanese and using JSL) as evidence of that, look at their marketing. kirikos whole thing is atheleisure traditional, shes got her Mystical Japanese Spiritualism Ninja Powers and her magic doggy and they constantly put her in japanese and korean fashion, and dva has been constantly crossing over with korean merch companies. i cant help but notice theres no brazilian IP crossovers or merch launches for lucio, or any attempt to Sell Peru To Gamers for illari. they couldnt even pick a town in Samoa to name maugas map after. these people wouldn't buy that stuff because it's not fetishized in the same way asia is.

but like. a lot of the people trying to Gotcha these racist dudes with an asian fetish just whip out their favourite racist tropes instead and its a really bad look. like you guys dont wanna examine how your examples of The Characters Its Okay To Hypersexualize are all brown? even the people who wanna fuck cassidy dont talk about him like this. or like. fuck if you want a good comparison for mauga lets look at roadhog. big half-naked tank who theyve been playing up a sexual energy/comic relief duology on since day one with racially insensitive cosmetic options. nobody treats it like its completely normal to talk about him that way. the dev team isnt pushing pinups of him out. he isnt flexing his boobs in trailers. hes a white dude*, so he gets the bare minimum dignity of being treated normally. incidentially hot, maybe, but for the most part his character is sold on being cool , funny and scary. mauga is being sold 50% on being a Sexy Rogue Love Interest and 50% on. releasing late. they put in so little effort for him to be anything else despite hyping him up as suuuper significant to the lore and a major gamechanger its almost embarrassing to watch. (this is why that short annoyed me so much for anyone keeping track).

#*im awareeeee theyre doing bait with him and i refuse to acknowledge it until they put it in the fucking game #im not settling for those scraps especially as the game triples down on its anti-indigenous aesthetics and lore and everything #if you genuinely want to argue with me that roadhog counts as maori representation youre gonna have to take me to court over it idgaf #anyways. we jest here about my sexy wife but i think its worth pointing out now that mauga is here #and how mauga has been treated by devs and fans. that there is a tangible difference between the two #roadhog is niche hot and they barely if ever play into it its just kind of a side effect of the kind of character he is #if anything they try to make him grosser and less appealing most of the time #meanwhile mauga has pinups in game and in press material and is being sold as Sexy #in conjunction with a lot of unfortunate fucking circumstances that combine to feel extremely anti-indigenous #also illari as a comparison to kiriko bcz theyre a similar age bracket w similar builds and have a superficially similar gimmick #but kiriko is 9000 gamer boys favourite sex object while illari gets boredom at best or rage at worst #like. neither option is GOOD but its definetly DIFFERENT how theyre treated

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selkiecoded · 2 years

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What isekai are you reading if you don’t mind me asking?

okay... but youre not allowed to make fun of me... its called "50 tea recipes from the duchess." korean woman gets fired, gets isekai'd into the body of a duchess who is timid to the point of patheticness and everybody fuckin hates her. is like uggghh well i dont care if im hated as long as i have my special interest: TEA. and with her autistic girl swag (label pending) she makes both the society and her cold intimidating husband love her. 70% of it is her infodumping about tea to the delight of everyone around her.

#ask me no questions and ill tell you no lies #started reading it on tapas bc i was bored and it was free. embarrassingly got invested.#more uhh romance isekai? rather than like an action based one. its cute enough. not really groundbreaking but i like the FL.#we did manage to achieve a conversation between the protag and her body swapped soul so that was fun.#generally i dont support ppl who go on abt art that they only engage w for mindless fun or whatever bc theyre usually talking abt fuckin.#idk marvel movies or the latest army propaganda films or whatever. and generally the media they talk abt verges to harmful.#but i am an avid supporter of reading dumb shit you know is silly. all art has value including stupid stuff.#other dumb stuff ive read: at least two ~sexier~ manga/manhwa. former had surprisingly decent world building.#latter had an INCREDIBLY TOXIC cast of characters. it was absolutely fascinating.#those are the more embarrassing ones and the ones i WONT be dropping titles for.#others include furry shoujo isekai; aromantic shoujo; mousou telepathy (ive mentioned that before)#gag comedy where a dude gets ~magicked~ into a girls body but the joke is hes so lazy that he doesnt give a shit (mood)#stupid bl manga with a hot fat character who is very much the main object of desire #a lot of it is manga/manhwa bc its easier to get into something kinda dumb if its bolstered by having nice visuals rather than like a book #or whatever where you have to slog through it with your imagination alone. even when reading 'dumb' art i try to engage it properly bc i #very sincerely believe that every story has some form of meaning if youre just willing to engage with it #(<- plot of orv btw for an ACTUALLY good story)#like i said the sexi manga has surprisingly good worldbuilding. the toxic story the sexu manhwa was telling was earnestly fascinating.#idk! sorry i know you were just looking for the name but while i do consider it just kinda silly its broader impact has a deep effect on me #this is why i love orv❤️ please read orv. while i already had these fond feelings prior to reading orv it really cemented it for me.#oh and i read romance novels sometimes. i like stuff thats cute and silly! idk. youve been on my blog you can see my icon this isnt news.

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todayisafridaynight · 10 months

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i went on a walk and came back 60% more evil

#snap chats #you know that meme of spiderman holding back the bus while a kids walking across the street thats me @ myself right now #STOPPPP STOP BEING SAD STOP THINKING OF SAD THINGS TO DRAW OUUUUUGGGH theyd be SOOOO nice tho..#NOOOOO STOPPPPP its JUST angst for Everyone involved #this is what i mean my dad a fucking LIAR he be like 'go on a walk to feel better :)' father i came back with the intent to harm #with the intent to harm all ten people invested in the arakawa family i have come to be cruel #but NO. NO i said no more. wheres that electric fly swatter i need one of those #i have CUTE and WHOLESOME things on the menu THAT is the OBJECTIVE #my mental health keeps getting worse and it shows im trying to fight it with family fun time #who tf made that graphic of the mate in charge of ghibli movies and he's depressed as all hell im tryna live like that #i might be dying inside but let me make something pretty at LEAST #okokok let me actually start drawin onea them sweet things. the urge to lie down all day is strong but i shant i must be stronger #also dont walk outside it hot as hell out. im built like a lizard though thats perfect for me #but tryna sit in a cold place afterwards No Thanks.#ok my head hurts bye lets see if i come back with anything or the apathy wins

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g0reoz · 1 year

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sorry im not gonna comment on the post but. like. u guys know you can like uplift certain features without making sweeping moral judgements on people with different ones. right. especially ones that might be because of medical conditions.

#post waslike. 'having any visible abs is such a turnoff and thus objectively bad you are making contact less comfortable 4 every1 & u Suck.#put some fat on yourbones etc etc' like. ok. i get it im not trying to act like im somehow a huge victim. but come on #you can say having fat is hot. you can say being fat is hot. u know what. i Agree with those statements.#but you can also. idk. realize that some ppl do have like digestive issues thatmake it really fuckin hard to gain weight.#and to not be in immense pain on a daily basis. u think i don't Want to put on some extra weight. dude. bffr #im not trying to sound like an asshole here. like yes i know i don't have the Worst Problems Ever but. it's not that hard to idk not turn-#-someone's body into a moral judgement or personal choice. i thought we Weren't doing that. cmon now.#i regularly do gardening and yardwork outside.and i have IBS & trouble putting on weight to my own dismay. it's not that deep.#im not upset. just critical of the way that stance was presented. kinda rubbed me the wrong way.#.woof.

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daughterofsarenrae · 4 months

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Nothing like a poll tournament asking u to pick the hotter guy to confirm that ur still not attracted to men

#so many of them are just like. yeah those r guys ig #like i def have SOME opinions on hotness as like. an objective measurement #but like 95% of those polls i wasnt strongly inclined towards either of them #so i just didnt vote. i think i went thru the whole bracket and voted like 5 times lmao #happy for everyone who is attracted to men tho! have fun with ur tournament :)#bel speaks

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guiltyidealist · 9 months

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Pokémon peaked with Heartgold/Soulsilver and PMD: Explorers of Time/Space/Sky . Quality graph over time is an overall downhill plunge ever since with a few hiccups from the occasional decent game

#that's my hot take in this chilis tonight #you can love any game in this franchise and acknowledge that these are objectively the franchise's best works #like I love platinum and firered and pokepark wii #I enjoyed sun as well and I liked x/y/ORAS's bonding and training features #but HS/SS/EOS? absolutely TOP. not one other game goes as holistically hard as those ones did

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rqlaji2 · 10 months

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Grabs myself by the shoulders. The reason you are here is the autism

#I cried a lot yesterday. I love you lax I love you lyft /S #But 2/5 spins for sure obviously #3/5 if we make it to the paddys pub building #4/5 if I see the game grumps walking around (unlikely)#I dont know how to work the 1973 film jesus christ superstar into it But as mary magdalene once said. Everythings alright :)#If I go to those fuckin movie rocks we could get the mr show classic jeepers creepers semi star #But I think theyre too far away. Nothing more than like 10 miles (5 hour drive)#No the airport to the hotel wasnt awful. I think we made the right decision. Not to rent a car. Though.#Oh also? I hate hot weather?#But um. Read above i guess.#This was very long In tag form..it is 6 am but 8 am in real life (the objective reality of the state of minnesota)#Monilogues #Like actual monologue length

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reachexceedinggrasp · 2 years

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Ever since I first found out he was specifically down on this performance, I've been bummed about it because the film remains my overall favourite of his movies.

Although I've been bingeing interviews lately and it seems like he was just massively down on and dispirited about his entire acting career in 2006 when he said this, so maybe he'd look at it differently now. I know he was in a bad place at the time, but I'm sad how depressed he seemed. He offered to reimburse Henry Rollins for having seen Walking Tall and like... that movie is fine, honey. It's crap, but it's serviceable standard Hollywood action crap and he is one of the better things about it. He's funny and natural and helps a lot to carry the film by single-handedly creating one (1) believable, dynamic relationship in it, which it badly needed since the Rock is fun to watch but can't act and never has chemistry with anyone. When Rock movies work it's because he has co-stars who can bounce off him so well you can't tell he's immobile. Anyway.

Like I was blathering about in my post about his career, a lot of the reason I like Grand Theft Parsons or think that it works well is that this is one of the few times Knoxville was cast perfectly, in a part which instantly makes sense with him in it, and by someone who clearly understood him as a screen presence. Kaufman is a shady character, but we're meant to love him and see him as basically good. He's maybe an anti-hero at best in his life in general according to the film, but his intentions in this story are purely noble. It's a wild stunt anecdote on the surface that's actually a touching statement about brotherhood and loyalty; there's a lot of warmth underlying the comedy. As our hero, Kaufman is a messy guy using cheek and charm to con people for a questionable but good-hearted cause.

Which, you know, right in the wheelhouse of what Johnny is great at. The film is not working against his charisma or asking the audience to buy an image of him they're not seeing, it's using his magnetism to sell the character. Seeming miscellaneously dodgy but very likeable, bullshitting his way both into and out of trouble with affected confidence, drifting through bizarre adventures with a laissez-faire attitude, and reacting to hysterics with wry sarcasm are all totally natural on him. He excels at this tone, he's in his element. Rough edges with a heart of gold is an archetype that fits him like a glove. Playing a jack of all trades and a savvy underachiever who seems like he could have conquered the world if he would just get his shit together also gels perfectly with the gung-ho, half-cocked energy he always gives off.

He also has a quality of slight world-weariness as Kaufman which gives proceedings a pathos that really brings the movie together as the lowkey and ultimately very sentimental black comedy that it is. There's a subtle sweetness to his performance that allows you to believe in the spiritual purity of this insane mission. I fully think it wouldn't have come out nearly as well with Hugh Jackman, whom he replaced last minute. It's no masterpiece, it could certainly have stood to develop its characters a lot more and vastly tighten up its pacing, but I like it a lot. It imparts the warm nostalgia of memory even though it's set before I was born.

#trivia I enjoy: the jacket he's wearing is the real Phil Kaufman's real jacket worn during the actual events depicted in the film #which explains why it's too small bc Johnny is about a foot taller than the real guy #(who has a cameo at the end of the film)#I just like knowing that idk #johnny knoxville #grand theft parsons #I just typed a whole essay in these tags about why he's better as a lead and why he wasn't cast as one more often #and tumblr fucking ate it I'm so upset right now #punchline: literally the only times he was cast a romantic figure or a figure of desire was in films directed by women and this says it all #unless you count A Dirty Shame which I don't and also John Waters is not typical and should not be included in the sample #it is a tragedy and a crime he was never in a romcom as the lead guy #they put fucking Dane Cook in a romcom!#this & the Ringer are his only lead roles (Daltry Calhoun he is not the lead- June is- but that was also good casting and good use of him)#but yeah all those profiles about why is this incredibly handsome charismatic man out endangering his life and getting covered in sick?#he should be a movie star!#and then he became a movie star and they were like 'we can't cast him as the object of desire he's the gross dangerous wacky guy'#something something leading man masculinity under threat bc of 'humiliation' stigma something somethig this is why they don't know he's hot #the woman who directed Daltry Calhoun and the woman who directed Rosy understand that he is hot #men acknowledge that he is handsome but do not understand that he is hot #and this masculinity shit is the real stigma from jackass that held him back not not being taken seriously as an actor #anyway I don't know what the point of this post is- I lost it somewhere in my struggle to get the video clip working #it probably should have been about how he is in fact much better as a lead than as a sidekick #he actually has a kind of gravitas and a compelling quiet to his presence that works way better in lead roles #there's a stillness to him on screen that's typical of classic leading men #he feels slightly out of place in funny sidekick roles #and he's consigned to them mostly for bullshit reasons men should explore with their therapists

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hirookouji · 8 months

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powerscaling w sports anime is so funny bc u guys r just talking about sports. at least w magical battle shonen, there isnt a real life equivalent, so it mainly stays an anime discussion. but w sports anime? ur just. talking about sports and stats. whats all this powerscaling for? sports betting?

#somebody going 'this team only gor this far bc of plot armor'#is the story discussion equivalent of going #'this team only got this far bc there is a sports media conspiracy. big sports wants THIS TEAM to make it this far bc of sales--'#powerscaling in knb is rlly funny bc its a mix #like yeah. its basketball. but also they all have superpowers and one of the guys can copy all of those superpowers #but only for five minutes.#ik everyone has LITERAL superpowers but. we have to acknowledge that this guy has a five minute limit on his superpower.#to keep it fair #also. hot take. but maybe. plot armor is good. if the plot is good #do we not read stories. for the plot?#like. if knb is only covering the first year... wouldnt it make for an objectively worse story if seirin didnt win it all?#like. story wise. seirin losing is such a. bad ending. lol #and it isnt totally unbelievable that theyd win... their teams stacked #but maybe im the dumb one idk

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