#literally tumblr famous

[virovirokun-has-adhd]

OK i'm sorry but I am fully convinced that @novafire-is-thinking just knows absolutely fucking everyone in the TF fandom on tumblr LOL

NO BC LEMME EXPLAIN MY THINKING

They @ literally anyone and like i'll get my moots (in the TF fandom on here) going "OMG VIRO NOVA @ ED ME" and i genuinely IDK ALR I SEE THEM LITERALLY EVERYWHERE AND THEY KNOW BLOGS THAT I KNOW AND MOOTS I AMLIKE GENUINE FRIENDS WITH

LIEK!!!!!???

THYE JUST KNOW LITERALLY EVERYONE????????????

#viro talks #novafire-is-thinking #nova is like literally famous as well lol #Nova if you end up reading this #if you dont know already #you are like #literally tumblr famous #no joke #viro rambles #is that not already a tag?? #i think there's a couple of tags that i've used before that arent on my tags post so i should put them on there #tumblr #tumblrcore

[pqnnier]

mr darcy: lol ur sister doesn’t look in love to me

also mr darcy: but lizzie i’ve loved you for months :(

#andie original #pride and prejudice #jane austen #literally chapter 35 is just him pointing out all the ways jane didn’t look in love #like 👀 sir…. #tumblr famous

[dykevanny]

had a really funny idea for an ask blog ft. Vanny and another plex employee oc,,

#Get this right. 2 pizzaplex employees accidentally get tumblr famous bc someone has been leaving weird graffiti everywhere and #Getting up to other shenanigans and sends asks abt it to this one like urban exploration blog. Who later gets an ask basically like #Hey I work at the plex?? This is some insider info only another employee would know???? #The two anons are constantly back and forth in this persons inbox and are eventually assigned nicknames #‘Pix’ for the mystery vandalism employee because she shows up as nothing but weird pixels and glitches on cameras #The other employee is ‘Cam’ because they have been monitoring all this on the cameras #One day they get each others blogs and keep sending each other death threats and shit jokingly but one day pix warns cam not to go to a #Weird late staff meeting #The next night it is literally just the two of them and they think this is so funny they start a blog trying to uncover why everyone else #Just isn’t coming in. At first they are like well layoffs duhhhh #But then ppl send asks and messages like ‘hey have u seen this employee it’s my brother/friend/etc’ and they realize shit is actually going #On in here #One night cam is live-blogging their shift and sees a weird intruder in a costume with a knife and runs around eventually escaping and find #Pix lying at the bottom of a stairwell unconscious with a bloody nose later #Takes pix to the hospital. Only to be alone in the plex the next night and suddenly get a phone call saying that pix left the hospital. Bc #Pix left cam as the emergency contact because ‘she didn’t have anyone else’. #Cam has to survive the masked intruder #eventually starts recording everything but when the intruder gets closer the footage gets glitchier #Eventually there’s just one fuzzy image of the intruder with Roxy and Monty standing on either side and that’s the last we hear of cam. Nex #Post is pix saying hehe thanks for following our little story aha !! Bye now it’s over!! And that’s it…..heheheheh #Killer rab blog has become a little boring for me so… might start this soon…. #I’d have to make like 2 blogs plus some fake dms too probably . Damn

[dykefaggotry]

that john mccartney post is escaping containment I've seen like 5 non beatles mutuals post it. this is their moment. mrs john mccartney you've made it

#THIS IS SO FUNNY TO ME BC ITS LITERALLY NOTHING COMPARED TO THE REST OF WHAT THEY HAD GOING ON #we will get mclennon to the top 100 tumblr ships this year I'm manifesting #if I made raphael crowley famous (sorry) I can do this

[pendraegon]

didnt want to attach this to my response to the anon bc it revolves around entirely different matters but some of u may think the fobposting is a recent thing but like. i was out here fighting in the mania trenches in 2018. i was there fighting in the folie trenches in 2009. i got into several physical arguments ABOUT folie in real life throughout my lifetime. i was arguing on forums in like 2008 i know my foblore. i know TOO much foblore in fact.

#i know so little about celebrities EXCEPT for this silly little mega famous band from chicago. #ive legit been a fan since corktree dropped dude you think i DONT know what goes on with these midwestern men? #again if u dont like it just unfollow or block im not gonna shut up about it anytime soon. #this is tumblr. a website. i literally do noooootttttttt care if u decide to leave bc of what im talking about on here. #btw if ur wondering i am a mania and folie warrior i fucking LOVE mania. best fucking album ever made and encapsulates #being bipolar soooo well it’s insane.

[rotisseries]

i think the most tragic thing in the byler fandom is that I have not seen any celebrity secret relationship aus 😔

#this is another “why don't you people like aus” post I guess lmao #“why is st*ddie so popular?” well you see those people write about a Variety Of Things. we have. fantasy. and spiderman #ok no I'm joking I know there's people writing a lot of aus I know this because they're sitting in my marked for later haunting me #(very sorry to the tumblr user writing the 1930s au and the other one writing the dirty dancing au I'm especially haunted by those 2) #I just have not felt as passionate about byler. in months. and am not reading my marked for later #so anyway I know there's aus. it does feel like we're still lacking some fundamental ones though. LIKE A GODDAMN CELEBRITY AU #do you know how bad I'm craving a good celebrity au rn #someone's probably written one I could probably go find one I just don't know what sort of tags to try #bc it could be like. band au! or actor au! or celebrity au! or twitch streamer au! like idk how someone would tag it #especially since I'm open to a variety of Known By The Public aus #I literally just need an au where they're famous sorry #stranger things #byler

[slutdge]

sorry i gotta be a hater about this. why do dorks on this app want to take a bullet for the dixie chicks so badly just cause they said fuck george bush that one time and had one really mediocre Girl Boss song, that doesnt absolve them of being textbook shitty 2000s gentrification pop-country music lmao

#like yeah no shit its easy to become a famous country band when your dad is a famous record producer lol #white women will make a single mediocre Girl Boss song and everyone on tumblr is ready to die for them #anyways listen to carolina chocolate drops or like literally any other country band because i cant stand hearing about DC anymore #pop country burn in hell forever and ever amen

[raeofgayshine]

Kind of fucked up they’re making a new natm movie and just

Not including Ahkmenrah in it.

Like at all, not even in the lazy way two included him just in the intro.

He’s just

Not there

Even though the tablet, His Tablet, is there and is literally essential to the entire plot of the movie (as it is every movie and yet Ahk never gets the love and development he deserves but anyway)

They just decided to cut him out completely this time as far as the trailer shows??? Which like, what the fuck my dude.

They continue to rob of us of the excellent comedy of putting Ahk and Kah in the same movie and frankly I’m sick of it

#ravenpuff rambles #night at the museum #ahkmenrah #natm #I’ve been thinking about that trailer all afternoon like seriously what the fuck #I didn’t have high hopes but they’re just excluding Ahk??? as if he doesn’t matter??? #as if the tablet doesn’t literally have his name but go off I guess Disney #nothing like a bad trailer to have me thinking about my boy again #hope the fandom gives him love at least since Disney hates him #Hope Ahk that sneaks out to McDonalds every night and is famous on tumblr and caused McFuck to happen is doing good #Ahk who loves gummy worms so much that him sharing them is a sign he really likes you or is really sorry #and who acts as Nicky’s babysitter and self defense teacher while Larry deals with the museum #god now I’m thinking about writing for him again ugh #I just love that sunshine of a man truly

[noahtally-famous]

stop it, kit, you cannot start another td fic nor even think of starting one. especially not a rewrite au, you already have so many of those, plus you gotta finish 'a guide to surviving the apocalypse' first, one thing at a time, kit, GODDAMMIT STOP IT-

#the pain of being a writer is neverending /hj #lemme just rattle off the rewrite au ideas i currently have. maybe that will temporarily satiate my agony #picking petals is always first and foremost: my first ever rewrite idea featuring dashawn tdpi. I've 4 chapters prewritten! #then comes the dashawn soulmate au (not exactly a rewrite though but canon divergent enough) #the heathette wt rewrite au #the jacyan/jacqyan ridonculous race rewrite au #several all stars rewrite idea snippets that i literally cannot list rn bc there are a LOT lmao #that scott & mike & mal roti partial-rewrite au i thought up ages ago. one chapter is prewritten #a time travel fic I def remember thinking up but forgetting the exact details for #and now we have the dave & keith ridonculous race duo rewrite au that keeps plaguing me thanks to that tumblr post i made abt it and... #...that keith fic i wrote #UGH WHY ARE THERE SO FRICKING MANY #im prob forgetting some but eh the less the better bc then my brain will stop thinking abt them lmao #let me just finish or at least reach the halfway mark of agtsta 😭 #thankfully i havent gotten any gen 4 ideas yet but I'm sure its only a matter of time smh #noahtally-famous #kit stuff

[psalmsofpsychosis]

yeah so i dont get the "wasn't that some fucked up shit? anyway i'm Rod Sterling" mentality some people have towards different narrative reads. It's all sweet and cool to want to explore all the different variations of a fucked up scenario, but i'm gonna need the reasons for it. I need the "why"; why are we exploring this thing? Why is it important to explore this story? what am i getting out of it? and no it's not about morality.

I dont need a story to teach me "good" life lessons, though that'd be lovely. I dont need it to be an exceptional and exemplary narrative even, but i need my discoveries to be purposeful and meaningful. Sometimes the aim for an exploration of say, a very tragic story, is to simply experiences the different flavours and nuances and complexities of a deeply held personal emotion; sometimes it helps us find the mirroring and connection and relatedness that we need to feel seen and heard and understood. Sometimes it helps you parse out your own bullshit by taking it out of your head and putting it in front of you– i dont care what the reason is, but there's a reason. There's a purpose for every single endeavour you take on, even if you haven't discovered the reason yet. "i just want to experience a fucked up shit" lazy superficial thinking, dig deeper. I hate superficial and purposeless shit; and no i'm not gonna explore the 863796373th trending trauma porn piece of the day because "wouldn't that be fucked up?" nah. I dont care, it's got no use to me. I will absolutely respect the endeavour and make space for it if someone tells me something as simple as "it is relevant to me and my interests and experiences and my mental preoccupations, and helps me refine my humanity and my understanding of humanity in general", that is a lovely and true statement. But if someone keeps churning out worst possible fucked up sad scenarios one after another under the "wouldn't that be fucked up?" flag, i'm out, i dont give a fuck. take your sad shit somewhere else, i have absolutely zero space for purposeless horrible narratives that positively add nothing to my life and dont help me navigate it in any meaningful way.

#and no we dont say the same thing about happy stories because happy stories feel good. that can be a purpose in and of itself #if someone tells me that tragic stories make them feel good i can still make space for it; it's not as sturdy a means but it'll do just fin #i literally dont get the '' fucked up story for the sake of fucked up story'' crowd like ??????? #you guys do understand that we live by the narratives we immerse ourselves into right?? you know that our worldviews and beliefs #and conscious/subconscious frameworks are all stories we tell ourselves right?? right????? #This rant delivered to you by me seeing that tumblr famous Tamsyn Muir quote 3 in the morning and like #lmaoooo no. #millenials leak their incessant nihilism into every fucking crevice of the arts and it's so tiring to watch. #no your constant deconstruction of meaning and purpose and value is not cute #no you're not subversive and revolutionary for creating the 85379637th Sad Shit Of The Day— you're literally protocol behavior #and you couldn't be more in alignment with the moral status quo of our time. #no aimless and listless shock value traumatic stories are not fun and 'adventurous'; #they just speak to you circling right back into the comfortable confinements of your socially acceptable superficiality #and vapid consumerism. #goddd i'm tired. lack of purpose frees these fuckers from ever having to align with any substantial endeavour in their goddamn lives #and they think it's so funny; it's not. #I expect something out of the stories i explore. ''tragedy for the sake of tragedy'' is the laziest thing i have ever heard. #humans are designed to be happy; they're also designed to engage in meaningful and intentional growth. #own up to anything to gives you a chance to grow and expand and change or get the fuck out of my face #this blog is an absolutely unsafe space for socially sanctioned neutered nihilism #i will hunt you for sport; it doesn't matter anyway right??

[ceedeelamb]

Why are you all fighting about a for-fun rpf ship poll are you five????

#like SURPRISE none of these mens are dating irl #SURPRISE rich straight famous men are all assholes to some degree #their job is to literally get hit on the head what can you expect from them #i know this is a super small blog so none of you will be reading it but damn #get a grip #let people ship who they want let people like who they want #this is TUMBLR you cant complain about people being weird this is literally the weird website #anyway i dont even know where i was going with this but well #i like the people i follow and thats it

[sevendeadlymorons]

Thank you to everyone who got me to 50 likes!

#HELP WHY HAVE I GOT THIS SEND TO ME #I WAS LITERALLY OBEY ME TUMBLR FAMOUS ONCE UPON A TIME #But happy 50 likes ig? 😭😭

[olskuvallanpoe]

I told her a dream I hadn’t even realized yet,

That I wanted to be James Patterson.

I want some college kid to walk into a bookstore and wonder why the fuck I’ve written so many books,

How I have the time in the day,

How I can even come up with the ideas,

How I managed to get every single bookstore to carry my words.

I want to be a bookstore cryptid.

#untitled #original writing #original poetry #writing #original poem #writers and poets #writers on tumblr #nonbinary writer #james patterson #why tf are his books literally EVERYWHERE #dreaming of becoming a famous author

[moongothic]

Just quickly for the record, I don't want to spam people's dashboards too much so I try to make sure I only respond to one ask per day

IDK I always feel bad if/when I let an ask sit in my inbox (when I know I have something to say in response (even just a reaction image)), but also. Don't wanna post too much shit in a day

SO I'M JUST THROWIN' THIS ONE OUT THERE

#Moon posting #You are welcome to send in as many asks as you want!! #I'm just sorry if I don't respond to it right away 😭😭😭 #I only leave asks unresponded if I literally can not think of anything to say or if it just leaves me uncomfortable #(Also I ran a semi-famous Digimon fanblog for so many years I can get ruthless with filtering out asks) #(I've dealt with **just enough** niche fandom Tumblr fame to have a low tolerance for weird shit) #(But the niche of the One Piece fandom I've inserted myself into is so specific I'm sure it's not gonna be like Digiblr circa 2016)

[des-fangirl]

i like it how my day can be not really good and everything but i open tumblr read the reblogs and be like. ok im sane and happy again <3

#I LITERALLY SAY JUST THAT SKKSNWHHW #des-shitpost #tumblr therapy #WAIT THAT'S A REAL TAG AJNSJWJW WOW #I'm happy to be in my 'famous' era wehsheh i mean i get a lot of new notes everyday i think it's cool #i hope i can still feed you when school starts

[bbq-potato-chip]

you are like a celebrity on Tumblr.com

i mean like. basically yeah

#this is so funny to me im literally .i dont even know. is this about the cringefail water poll #im sorry IM SORRY this is just. so funny to me. me. tumblr famous. crying right now