#lots of vodka

[purplerider]

ok I'm drunk enough to say that i wanna have sex to emiya theme

also strap my bf ( ꈍᴗꈍ)

also thank yall for liking my art, it's the most recognition I've gotten ♡

#purple talks #hope yall are doing well #im having fun at a wedding #lots of vodka

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

#selfie bee #good evening friends!! how are you doing! C: #I'm very very sleepy I got a new ikea office chair and I build it all myself #I think it went okay! I don't think I pulled the back screw tight enough and now the back is a bit loose #I can probably fix it but I can also ignore it for the next 18 years #thats how long the old chair held up!! in germany it could now drink vodka and drive a car!! #not at the same time that is illegal! not at the same time!! (❁´▽`❁)*✲ﾟ* #but the day is not over yet my uncle asked me for a big art quest and I do not want to disappoint #he wants a muppet tattoo and asked me to draw it #my uncle has started to get tattoos a few months ago #as far as I know he has now gotten 3 note clefs 3 stars a flower and multiple birds #he also started getting piercings but so far I managed not to know exactly where #I think tattoos are super cool (´｡･v･｡｀) I wish I had a good idea for a tattoo but the last time I was very sure about getting a tattoo #it was heath ledgers face as the joker #at that point I was 12 and would not see the actual movie for two more years #a muppet tattoo is a way better idea!! he asked for the count van count! that is also one of my top 3 muppets ₍՞◌′ᵕ‵ू◌₎♡ #I always thought I knew a lot about muppet lore but since I started looking up muppet pictures I think there are still a lot of secrets #can the muppets from the Sesame Street actually leave the Sesame Street? #I think Kermit is both on the Muppet Show and on Sesame Street but he is also like the boss muppet #he might have special abilities #I hope you're having a good day friends!! C: #I think I'll post a Sherlock comic later this week #miss you!! ♥♥♥

[comraderoscoes]

has anyone else seen this before? 😭 lewis and niki partying in 2015 (?)

#i love sooooo much about this. the fedora. the we’ve had lots of vodka . the sheer teenager vibes lewis is radiating #niki laura #lewis hamilton

[oatbugs]

my research partner and i are huddled in a blanket in paddington waiting for a too-late train i already miss you and you and you

#he keeps falling asleep almost on my shoulder and waking up and readjusting but i want to tell him its ok weve seen a lot #of each other ive seen your brainwaves you called me crying a few nights ago. research partner right now is a potentiality #friend is a certainty. i met a banker passionate about finance. he said his advice made the lives of others better and he likes the numbers #more than he likes anything else. on a high rise near canary wharf the view was wonderful and the people even moreso #he said i loved her but i spent 33 grand on her and i cant do this anymore. his voice cracked talking about her. he did love her. #and she talked softly she grabbed my hand she bought me a pack of Marlborough gold she told me to snap #the russian menthol cigarettes of the tortured polish man near us with my teeth i kept staring at her teeth #bright white and sharp. i couldnt find her heartbeat but i did find warmth and i did find her lips and i did feel #how she felt pressed against a wall. a pretty boy held my hand and i gave him my number. i couldnt stop smiling about her no matter #how many runways youve walked on how many collections youve designed how many students youve taught. senior lecturer teaches me how to do #very unethical things ethically over a double shot of vodka made by the half-persian with broken farsi. she talks softly #and she says her eyes are hazel but they appear a shade of red. pure gold on her hands and leather on her back and her fingers on my lips #(she talks softly sees through me she says something i cant hear but i wont forget the way she flies) she talked to my research partner #about the possibility of moving to sunny dubai with the rest of her family and my heart felt pierced. on her arm i traces a tattoo of a #knife passing through a rose. she told me she thought there was romance in severing so i kissed her some more. #he sat me down and asked me what i loved and i told him and he said no romance no person no tragedy will take that from you. #the room was filled with a collection of people in love with something that wasnt a person and i kept looking at her. #red eyes bitten jawline beautiful hands. it is 3 degrees Celsius my head is on his shoulder i miss my friends #we walked out the lecture hall with arms linked a photo of two years ago and we both said #jesus christ. i miss you all. and i miss logic metatheory lectures. im glad i get to stare at the depth of your eyes #i wish i had met you years ago. #crushposting

[ccarrot]

extremely petty example of the 'one versus the other' soukoku headcanons that i mentally hate on for no particular reason and immediately stop paying attention:

dazai prefers hyper-sweetened not-coffee where chuuya likes it black.

^^ i disagree!!! not really because i think the reverse. I honestly think both of them would really enjoy sugary food

#honestly there's something about bsd characters and sweet food #sweets are associated with love and happiness and childhood <3 #ranpo liking only the redbean in the zenzai . kyouka and her crepes.. yosano's childhood at a confectionary store before the war trauma hit #actually ranpo and his fix for candy ties to his more cheerful and childish personality. #the sugar-love relationship applies to chuuya too actually: Adam giving him bubblegum to cheer him up after the funeral. #chuuya being a wine liker too. wine is definitley a lot more palatable that whisky or vodka #ahh this was just a spontaneous thought dump #been thinking abt donut shop au 2 day. it's like. about how having good friends and some good food and a nice mental breakdown can save you

[uldahstreetrat]

I wanna start recording my nerd ass creative shit for YouTube but I don't know where the fuck to start lmao

the ridiculous research on the history of receipts? a similar spiral about stamps and designing them for XIV? a culmination of my thoughts about bread tags and bagels within the game lore??

also I spent all day making personal databases on Minecraft redstone mechanics so my brain sure is doing something in here but I can't tell you what

#I burnt my fuckin tongue on my mac and cheese today #which somehow turned out burnt and undercooked #I haven't eaten much today but I have had a lot of caffeine #and vodka #but the vodka was just to make my taco bell slushie less shit #worst one I've ever gotten from them fr they dropped the ball tonight #if you've read this far tell me what you had for lunch today btw I need ideas for my week

[definitelynotshouting]

It's 2am in the airport and im bored how's ur day been? :D

-☀️

Omg hello sun anon!!! I hope the airport is tolerable for you, gods thats early 😭😭😭😭 dont look at my hypocritical sleep schedule when i say this tho lol

Its about 9am for me rn and im about to wake up ye residents evil™ for presents, also last night i managed to write a 1.5k scarian fluff fic so if all goes well i'll be posting that tomorrow for yall >:]

A crumb of dialogue for your boredom woes, my friend:

Grian sighs; it's Scar's point, now, and they both know it. "Can we at least move closer to the fire?" he complains. "Well, I don't know, we'll have to ask Queen Jellie over there for her opinion." Scar politely directs his next question to her, projecting his voice so it curls around the chair like smoke. "Miss Jellie, can we come sit by the fire?" Jellie's tail flicks, an idle, irritated motion. After a moment, she yawns again, then tucks her head under her paws. "I think that's rather conclusive, don't you?" Scar asks Grian. "I think you're being ridiculous," Grian replies dryly, "and I'm shocked you aren't taking this opportunity to pet your cat." The gasp Scar sucks in is one of sheer, mock horror. "I do believe you're right, Grian! I can't believe that slipped my mind. I can't let my sweet baby Jellie go unpet— let's move, come on, up you go."

Other than that tho i have nothing going on, just a chill day :] my household is very relaxed abt holidays generally; our tradition is that we have a charcuterie board every xmas, so we've got a good spread of cheeses for that this year, including a bellavitano espresso that im VERY fond of. No red dragon tho, which is my favorite 😔😔😔😔 (can u tell i love cheese skdbskdnns) but we preserve<3 /silly

But yeah!! Relaxed day, chill vibes, and i hope i can send some of that your way to the airport!!! May your flight go smoothly and your travels remain easy, i hope u have a good day today and that the boredom abates!!!

#shouting speaks #asks #scarian #hermitcraft #my poor partner is sick and lost their voice today 😭😭😭😭 so im making LOTS of tea and hot choccy #also !!!! my vodka sauce!!!! >:] thas not until later today tho #in all honesty we're probs gonna do presents and then head back to bed for a bit AKSJAKDNKADNKAKS #OH ALSO SUN ANON I DO HAVE UR OTHER ASK #IM WAITING TO ANSWER IT UNTIL I CAN GET SMTH FULLY TYPED OUT HEHE #just in case u wondered where it went :] #txt

[josephtrohman]

it’s emo night tonight and walking in the dj started playing thriller so i’m hoping this is a good sign

#LOTS OF FOB #PLSSSS #i was screaming getting my drink lol #vodka redbull ofc ofc

[ursnottrulywatermelon]

POV: Dark!jw breaks into your room every night and claims you.

warnings: 🔞 🔞 🔞 dark!jw, non-con, stalking, toxic theme, mention of pregnancy Minors do not interact, i'll block ya. Notes from me: Enjoy??

Alright now hear me out.

Dark!jw can be such, a, perv. This man is mentally so messed up. One day, he spotted you and couldn't resist following you home. He began to stalk you, observing your daily activities and shadowing your every move. He would watch you, fixating on the smoothness of your skin as you lounged at home in a loose cami top and shorts. Day and night, he continued to observe you, until it was no longer enough to satiate his desires.

John broke into your room effortlessly, his skills as an assassin making it a simple task. He silently approached your bed, his gaze locked onto your innocent sleeping face and the slight parting of your lips. His breath got heavier, unable to resist the urge to feel your soft skin. He began with a gentle and delicate touch on your cheek, his fingers tracing the edge of your eyes, exploring every inch of your face as if he wanted to imprint the sensation onto his very soul. Finally, his hand trailed down to your lips. Sensing the warmth of your breath, he couldn't resist the temptation and gently slide a finger into your mouth, yearning to feel your warmth.You are such a deep sleeper that you have no idea what just happened, and to make matters worse, you are unconsciously sucking the man's finger with your tongue. Oh boy, you have no idea what that means to Dark!jw. He started visiting you regularly after you fell asleep, using a scent that would induce an even deeper sleep. He would kiss you, kiss every inch of your body, the mountains of yours, until they are ripen red and get’s too sensitive and eventually hurts. He would kiss you while finger fking you. You were just too tight, even one finger would make you frown the cute brows of you while you are sleeping. John is patient, he is a man of commitment, he takes his time with you, preparing you for… something even more sweeter. You would wake up feeling tired, unable to recall anything. You noticed that your breasts had become much more sensitive, and you have to change your bra to a softer material as even the slightest touch would cause discomfort.

This man went to extreme measures, even installing hidden cameras throughout your house, from your living room to your bedroom and bathroom… anywhere you can think of. He wants to know everything about you, finding pleasure in watching you while you bathed or changed clothes. The sight of your exposed skin during daily stretching sessions before workouts would arouse him. Sometime, he would take your underwear after a night’s visit. You would occasionally wonder why certain items went missing, but with the busyness of the day, those thoughts quickly slipped your mind.

He made sure your body is ready, ready to be aroused by his breath, his touch, his kiss… ready to take him fully. From that night onward, he would fuck your sleeping, peaceful body every night. You are unconscious, but still let out soft, weak, delicate moans. The sweet melody that pleased his ears.

oh John would do this every single night, he would fill your needy cunt with his thick cum. But he always remember to clean you up before he left. He’d do this weeks, months, and you have no idea. You just constantly feel tired, but you don’t know why, until one day you decide to see a doctor, and she tells you, congratulations, you are four weeks pregnant. You couldn't believe what you heard. "Four weeks pregnant?! How is that even possible?!" The news hit you like a ton of bricks, leaving you in a state of utter shock.  At first, you dismissed your doctor's words as pure insanity, but then after taking a dozen of pregnancy tests yourself, you have to accept it as all the results come back positive. You don’t know what to do, this is insane, that night you cried yourself to sleep. However, you were waken up by a peculiar yet oddly familiar sensation. You struggled to open your eyes, find out John is on top of you, you are fully naked, your hands are tightly tied over your head while his cock buried deep inside of you. John covered your mouth so tightly that you couldn't even let out a single scream. He told you everything while his cock still twisting inside your moist cunt. “Sweetheart, we are going to be a family, you and me, and the baby.”

He pressed his lips on yours while rushing his body onto you even harder, your screams murmured between the lips as John gives himself inside you. Your tears burst out uncontrollably. It felt both incredibly wrong and undeniably too sweet to resist. Your mind was consumed, thoughts dissipating into a haze as you clung tightly to this man, your arms wrapping around him as if he were the only lifeline in a vast sea. “You are mine, Y/N, now and forever.” “I love you.”

#john wick x reader #john wick x fem!reader #happy canada day i guess it was a lot of vodka sodas involved.....

[inkyquince]

Inky beloved I'm feeling down in the insecurity dumps... How much would it be for soft thoughts of the LI's? Do you do commission headcannons or no

shush, i still do normal headcanons but am big tired and stressed out but big worried so lemme shoot off some soft headcannons

content warning. uh... implied past trauma for kylar. drug taking with alex.

Robin

Has plushie from when their parents were still alive and holds it very dear. Knows some of the others make fun of them for it, but they need it by their head every night or they struggle to fall asleep. In fact, its a plushie of a character in one of their games, the first one they ever played and its partially why buy the game console. The longer you're in a relationship, they start to shyly bring out the plushie more, feeling safe that you won't make fun of them. By the time the two of you leave the orphanage, they don't need the plush to sleep, but you two happily keep it by the bed still.

Kylar

They want to take a bath with you.

Hear me out, its partially not horny. But Kylar struggles with being completely naked due to trauma. This includes washing themselves and changing clothes. The reason they were first bullied was because they stopped changing clothes and stopped showering and its taken a lot of therapy for them to clean up as much as they have by the time they meet you. You might never know what happened to them, but they will show their utter trust in you if they ask you to bathe with them. Them leaning against your chest, almost fully submerged in the bubbles, happily letting you wash them. If they gain enough courage, they might start something naughty, but mostly if you two, the bubbles, snuggling and the rubber ducky bobbing past.

Alex

They prefer drinking to getting high but one night they do wanna get high with you. Just lie back and stare at the stars, feeling the world take one step to the left as you and Alex stay still.

Being high means that they aren't grounded, like they usually feel when they're drinking, it means that they're gently floating. One time Alex got high with their siblings and got so spooked they hid away and cried for ages. They liked it at first, but their trip turned bad. But there's no way their trip would turn sour if you're there, holding their hand and giggling your head off.

Avery

One day, Avery will pick you up for a date and take you back to their house instead of a fancy restaurant or a party. They will park in their drive way and sigh softly before looking at you.

"I need your eyes on only me tonight."

You protest that your eyes are always on them but they just give a small smile and get out. You follow them to the kitchen and they make a okayish meal, its nothing... Great. Just scrambled eggs and toast with some warmed up pre-cooked sausages, but just compliment it and they will kiss your temple.

They lead you to their room and just lie down, and hold you close as they sleep. They don't share what happened, but it must have been bad. They don't initiate sex but they press their nose into your neck and their hand against your stomach. They wish to hold you, for you to only be there for them, not the fancy surroundings for once.

Eden

Eden would capture a wolf pup for you. Will come home, covered in scratches, but if you ever wanted a dog, he'd be shuffling in, a tiny pup in his arms, sniffling at the air and yapping softly.

Now, don't get me wrong, Eden will say its up to you to look after them, but they will become that meme of the dad with the cat they didn't want. Makes a lil dog kennel for it, will make its food, will train it to heel and hunt and roll over.

Eden mainly wanted the pup for protection. It will grow up, strong and powerful, and it will protect their greatest treasure. They make sure that the wolfpup will shield you from anyone and anything if Eden can't.

Sydney

Their biggest want in life is to wake up and go downstairs and see you and Sirris chatting away, maybe making breakfast.

Sydney hasn't been able to have a stable home since their other parent passed away, and its been... Rough. Sirris has done well, but there's a reason they took refuge in the Temple, as it symbolized a second family for them.

But you came along.

So, even if Sydney either falls deeper into corruption, or stays pure, they wish for family outings, movie nights, cooking dinner all together. They want Sirris to adore you like another child, for you to wake up beside them and coo them awake. They want to hold your hand underneath the blanket, they wanna play footsie underneath the table at a restaurant as Sirris chats away about fun facts about the shrimp they just ordered. Sydney wants to take your hand, at the end of a fun night together, and have Sirris hug you both goodnight, before falling asleep, curled around each other.

Whitney

One day, they will pick you up in a rusted pick up truck, that their parents sneered at. One day, they will give you 10 minutes to grab your shit and put it in the back, maybe with a rucksack at your feet. One day, Whitney will be the one to drive away, and the only thing from this shit town they bring with them, is you.

Maybe its just a road trip, maybe its for life. Whitney can't see anyone else they would fight over space with in the backseat when trying to sleep. No one else to try to help them figure out the outdated map they stored in his desk from years ago, a promise to their future.

Whitney wants it all. The shitty coffee you two share, the way you two take turns to sleep. The uncomfortable sex in the backseat, the arguing, the make ups. The excitement of exploring a new life with no one but the only one who could actually love them beside them, their legs tucked underneath them in the front seat.

#hi #hope this is okay babe #am overstimulated but didnt wanna sleep before getting htis to u #ahhhh #lots of people talking to ink tonight #ink needs vodka and a nap #dol #quincewrites #murielsimp #robin the orphan #kylar the loner #sydney the fallen #sydney the faithful #eden the hunter #whitney the bully #alex the farmer #avery the businessperson #sfw #degrees of lewdity

[leonardoeatscarrots]

Little Felix Yusupov drawing I did✨️

(Deranged 👆)

If folks don't make a good Lost Splendor adaptation THEN SO HELP ME I WILL DO IT MYSELF

.. right after all my other projects

#felix yusupov #leonardo eats carrots #феликс юсупов #history hyperfixation #spaceships and vodka #comics #lost splendor #im serious btw #i want to so bad #ive got a lot of ideas and i NEED to talk about them #idk if anyone's interested tho #uhhmm #queer history #russian history

[palettesofrenaissance]

Do you ever feel like a burden or a waste but you haven't done anything? But you feel like this because you feel like you haven't done anything. It's a constant conundrum

#this isn't necessarily about fic writing but it's mostly about life in general #I have a lot to complain about (that mostly boils down to money) but I was ingrained to be appreciative of my life and blessings #because things could always be worse and I'm considering the point in my youth when we were homeless #I take medication now for my depression but as of tonight I'm wondering if I need to up the mg because I'm feeling low again #I'm trying to stay vigilant and stay on my cold medicine regimen in order to get rid of it and I just finished my menstrual #so I don't know if those should be factored into it??? but by coincidence I just finished a little makeshift coffee/alcohol bar in my room #and the vodka is looking hella intriguing right now.....

[vividdreamsrock]

How tf were those renaissance painters making such good art art while shitfaced??? Last time I tried to sketch while drunk I just made a really shitty Veronica sawyer drawing :(

#cas talks about life #I could retry it tonight #I don’t know if I’ll be able to replicate the conditions of drunkness tho #like last time I’d had maybe like 9 plus oz of vodka and peach schnapps #I don’t removed really but like a lot #probably more than I have now unfortunately

[angelnumber27]

Last night I made a list of all the ways drinking has been negatively effecting me, my relationships, those around me, my body and mind, and my life as a whole recently.

There are 45 separate things listed on there so far

#it’s just .. idk how to go from a pint of vodka a night to nothing #if I try to taper or ween off I’ll just keep drinking too much #I can’t sleep without it anymore either even when I take like 300mg seroquel #literally need fuckin at least 8 drinks to even sleep anymore.. #if I do get to sleep it will be like an hour before my sleep is disrupted #I’m fed up #and I don’t want to do this to myself anymore #but it’s so much easier said than done #I know if I continue on this path my body and mind will both continue to be damaged #and I know that if I don’t do something very soon I could end up drinking like this or worse for the rest of my life. #I want and deserve better than that #there is so much more to life than this #and I intend to experience as much of it as possible. without needing a substance to get through the day #ah #I don’t want to be like this anymore #but I really fear it’s too late to change or turn back #sorry lol a lot on my mind

[worsehaircut]

happy new years! enjoy my complete lack of facial expression

#I've had a half litre of vodka which has nice sci fi vibes but is making it hard to type #lots of love to my two followers in the southern hemisphere!

[opal-owl-flight]

Lol, looking at that Noble Pursuit, I just realized Link is old enough to drink in TotK! Like, just now!

He sure is! Cheers to that!

#opal owl hoots #we found a drink that looks a LOT like the noble pursuit and heehoo guess were drinking it too #magolor #(this is a mocktail but we still poured vodka into it)