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[originalmadcom]

2BDAMNED: Alright Deimos, did you get all that?

Deimos: Weed

2BDAMNED: What?

Deimos: That means yes in France.

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[chestertophat]

Doc/2bdamed: I've been with Y/N for a day and a half, and if anything happens to them, I'd kill EVERYONE in this room and than myself.

Y/N: (• ▽ •;)

Diemos:....

Dude wtf-

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Hank on a mission:(hears someone locked in a locker and jerks it open, breaking the lock in the process)

Engineer who was locked in the locker: AH... UH.... DO YOU LIKE NIRVANA??? (They panicked)

Hank confused af: uh.. yeah?? (Closed the locker and walked away)

Engineer: (fainted)

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I needed to post something so here's this.

Also I've had some writer's block so just bear with me, I'll do my best to make something today! Or at least work on something.

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[twinflare]

Arena Mode

Boss man showing a new hireling around.

Bossman: Then there's Y/N they are the one charge here.

Hireling: What's their story?

Bossman: Nobody know they change it every time someone ask

Y/N: I'm just a noob. I'm a secret agent trying to take down Nexus Core. I'm an experiment that got sent loose on the world. I kill God with this thumb.

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[corruptedbunny-multimuse]

Hank: I meet someone.

Hank: I KILL them.

Hank: They DIE.

Hank: They GO TO HELL.

Hank: I meet someone.

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[zetadraconis11]

I think what a funny question would be to Professor Weasley, why does the book say that you can learn the Unforgivable Curses?

That is quite the question, isn't it? The book that has everything the students "needs" and then some.

As a somewhat completionist, I wanted to learn them, but my MC is mostly a goody-two-shoes, lol.

That being said...that would make for a funny conversation...

*in the Transfiguration classroom*

Prof. Weasley: How have you been doing with your field guide? Any luck finding some pages?

MC: Well, yes, I've found quite a few already.

Wealsey: Wonderful! It seems you've been doing well in acclimating to this new world.

MC: I have a question, though...

Weasley: Yes?

MC, opens book: In the list of spells for me to learn, I see that I CAN learn the Unforgiveables.

Weasley: Oh dear... I don't know how-

MC: But you want me to completely fill out this book, right?

Weasley: I- that was the intention, yes, but-

MC: Alright! Time to learn some war crimes!

*MC runs out of the classroom*

Weasley:

Weasley: Merlin, what I have done?

#Maybe sharp had added those curses into the book for having the same reasoning as “mad-eye moody” #To learn how the other side fights to know how to combat it #That field guide tho #So frustrating #All those pages to find tsk tsk #I get the “lore” for how all of the inventory and collections and in-game lore are stored in the book but it was still a headache lol #mc probably ran right to Sebastian to learn the unforgivables 🤣 #hogwarts legacy mc #matilda weasley #hogwarts legacy #hogwarts legacy incorrect quotes #hogwarts legacy headcanons

[nevadas-night-time-novelist]

Hank: I know the phrase 'hurt people hurt people' means something deep and all, but to me its just two commands

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[blakeyflakey]

Incorrect quote

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[eggdue]

Hank: (destroys Computer, doors unlock)

Hank: You know, i'm something of a hacker myself...

Deimos: NO YOU'RE FUCKING NOT-

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[pyro-thon]

Blah blah blah Gay things something something something or whatever

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[fairyzibbie]

Hank: I have HAD IT with this MOTHERFUCKIN clown on this MOTHERFUCKIN train

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[crossoverquest]

Blitzo to Starved: The moment I'm out of Hell, I'm shooting you in the face!

*Cut to Blitzo, Troy, Captain Marvelous, and Hank doing just that*

Blitzo to Starved: I'm taking all your shit just to prove a point, and I'm gonna wiggle your ass around a bit just to remind you that you are the butt of my jokes!

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[originalmadcom]

Deimos: Are you crazy?

Crackpot: LEGALLY, NO. THERE’S NOT A WORD FOR MY CONDITION.

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[sadboi-in-a-sweater]

discord screenshots i have that could work as new incorrect quotes because i keep seeing the same ones everywhere.

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[superepiknerdballs86]

hey i made things

messed around with the incorrect quote gen and these happened so yeah

transcript below;

Tord: My life isn't as glamorous as my wanted poster makes it.

Narrator: Humans always question me with, "Are you a morning or night person?" To which I respond with my own question; "Time is irrelevant here, how did you get in-"

Narrator and Stanley: (tried cooking) ... Stanley do you smell something burning?... [Just my love for you <3] ... Stanley... The toaster is on fire.

Deimos and Sanford: D- Don't worry, I have a few knives up my sleeves. S- I think you mean cards. D- No, I do not.

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[corruptedbunny-multimuse]

Christoff: (slides a speaker into Phobos's room) Merry Christmas, sucker. (starts up a Jingle Bells video)

[Jingle Bells plays on full blast]

Phobos: (horrible high-pitched screaming)

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[average-amount-of-chaos]

I do so many incorrect quotes with San and Dei, so it’s about time I do some with other characters :D

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2BDamned: You know, not every problem can be solved with a sword

Hank: That’s why I carry two swords

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