#mall guard

[aweina]

ᰔ. personal lullaby : mike schmidt — fluff only + ft. domestic vibes

continuing my sleepy mike agenda, imagine him coming back home from work and he’s just so tired. yet, he still wants to be around you. he forces himself to blink away the restless weight on his eyes, holding you so close in his lap — using you like a warm weighted blanket. mike doesn’t really like talking about his day, he never had good news to share and he would rather not be reminded how miserable his workday was. so he asks you about your day.

your voice was a sweet tune in his ear, he could listen to you the whole night, reiterating the same news like it was the most interesting thing in the world. what abby ate, if she needed help with her homework, how the weather felt that day. mike would lazily hum at your words, fondling the plushness of your thighs — leaning his head back on the couch while he eyes any changes on your cute expressions.

a groggy “hmm?” and “yeah?” were the only two words mike’s cloudy mind could produce. as much as you try to latch away from his tired form, assuring that he needs sleep or at least a warm blanket, he always seems to decline. you give in, continuing to talk about whatever — blushing at his tired gaze and slurred movements. his calloused hand caresses your cheek so lovingly, teasingly pinching at your soft cheeks that manage to make you whine every time — earning a lopsided smile from mike.

he knows he’s busy, so these nights were important for him. to have you by his side, to study your pretty features without his judgment cursing at his shameless staring, the addicting warmth and softness of your body greedily touched by his strong hands. to fall asleep to your soothing voice, that’s the only thing he could ever wish for.

#.୨୧ ina writes #.purple mark #why are sleepy guys hotter #mike is TIRED but he loves you too much #he’s still a mall security guard #mike schmidt x reader #mike schmidt #fnaf movie x reader #fnaf #fnaf movie #josh hutcherson

[starcentered]

i guess you forgot about me.

#aphblr #aphmau #fnaf #mystreet #aphmau shalashaska #this series was so interesting when it came out guys #i think she could work at fazbears in early mystreet #maybe even between mystreet n falcon claw university #i might also slide zane in here bc he was a mall security guard at one point and i think the dayshift would humble him at freddys #this is so silly #aphmau into the aphverse #starcenter art

[bonedazes]

idk i guess gordon robbed a mall and benry is interrogating him because gordon’s accomplices (cooper and bubby) left him

#hlvrai #hlvrai benry #hlvrai gordon #frenrey #BENRY IS NOT A COP #he is the malls security guard #need to make that sooooo clear

[aeb-art]

soooo… i did another comic with geo (who of course belongs to @8um8le)! it ending up stretching the page quite a bit, so the rest is under the cut o7

and geo proceeded to win every single round of pool that night, the end, thank you for reading this far 🙇

i'm still not super confident in writing for geo, but i had too much fun with this to care ehehe 🥰 this is the year of indulgence, everyone!

edit: i just realized that I PUT THE CICUITS ON THE WRONG ARM! it's supposed to be on my right not my left, oh i'm so mad 😭💔

#2024 #stellar city #sc geo #sc ash #self insert #self ship #this is skipping foward a while in time from the new years comic damn i'll get to the inbetween later maybe idk #timeline would be nye kiss > stalling > actual confession > dates that are either confined to the mall or over video call > this #i think if it's not related to an event the security guards dress in civilian clothes to cause less of a scene if possible #shoutout to the furnace robot i'm in love with her also i decided that under her faceplate is a flamethrower i think that'd be fun #also i know realistically geo has clothes that aren't suits BUT the idea popped in my head of the mall toons having to fight him on his out #agrees to not wear a nice suit jacket and leave his shirt untucked on the condition that he can keep his gloves #like that's a ridiculous scenario but i lost it laughing #would you believe me if i said that's what made me do all of this #also the 'i won't let them ruin this' is also like… oh sweetheart how do you know YOU won't be the one to ruin it? lmao that'd be fun #i totally gave up on that last panel ngl i couldn't think of what to put on the signs lmao #okay i've rambled more than enough! everyone have a beautiful day/night xoxoxo love you mwah

[junebugtwin]

inspired by @lakesbian's posts about alec&aisha goofing around at a mall, did some really quick doodles that made me laugh with the concept.  

#this is what my human art looks like if i don't try super hard btw #like i could draw the shitheads as cats or dragons or something and it would look one billion times better than this #in like half the time #sigh #anyway i think these two would consume so many slushees in a row that aisha would barf #and then alec would challenge her to run up and down the wrong way on an escalator #and they would and the mall guards would try to stop them and they'd be running thru the cafeteria like looney tunes characters #and aisha is still feeling a little barfy the whole time but alecs the one who throws up blue slushy in the parking lot #anyway. #worm #parahumans #alec vasil #regent #aisha laborn #imp

[blackswaneuroparedux]

One man in a thousand, Solomon says, Will stick more close than a brother. And it’s worth while seeking him half your days If you find him before the other. Nine hundred and ninety-nine depend On what the world sees in you, But the Thousandth Man will stand your friend With the whole round world agin you.

Rudyard Kipling, The Thousandth Man

#kipling #rudyard kipling #quote #poem #british army #comrade #loyalty #brotherhood #military #horse guards #cavalry #blues & royals #life guards #household cavalry #pall #mall #british monarchy #horses #britain #pageantry

[nemmet]

mike doodle from the other day!!

#he looks a little different from the last time i drew him because i’m still figuring out his design in my style!!! #he is surprisingly hard to draw #also this is meant to be him in his mall security guard outfit #the novelisation preview inspired me :) #bro is sleepy and overstimulated #five nights at freddy’s #five nights at freddy's movie #five nights at freddy's fanart #fnaf #fnaf movie #fnaf fanart #mike schmidt #mike schmidt fanart #nem art :)

[galaxyslime]

Wtf is in wellbutrin that makes everyone start stealing shit?? Everyone I've known who's taken it has developed pretty disastrous kleptomania, including my sister.

#slime speak #she avoided getting arrested bc the guard thought she was mentally deficient which she ISNT but this is so wack #youre kicking off your 26th birthday by getting trespassed from the mall lmfao thats so wild broski #and her bf had the balls to tell her she broke his trust as if he didnt accrue 20k in high interest debt last year w/o telling her

[smokedanced]

Izzy in his modern verse is actually so fucking polite. Unless you are rude to him first. And even then he probably has so much more patience with his anger, lol.

#he's just a little security guard man #at some mall or some parking lot or some whatever #and yes he does lose his leg at some point #is it making it Too Real if i have to have him grapple with disability benefits for that askdlkldnsdkn #but he's a security guard... i doubt he can keep doing it after #ofmd izzy would scorn modern izzy so much #i mean the man does hate himself #; for the new unicorn ❯ izzy hands ❪ character study. ❫ #oh look i have a fucking character study tagline now #; izzy hands ❪ muse. ❫ #our flag means death spoilers #fuck me incorporating his leg into every verse makes everything spoilers lol

[curi0uscreature]

* He still visits these little guys me thinks

#the very rare time I watch a holiday special out of season but I needed to see his Mall Santa whimsy #he doesn’t adopt one sinec he feel like he would still be hesitant abt own one and. eps prior to this #they’re strays and he still gives them a little snack whenever he sees them ❤️ #and occasionally lets Cub pet one #or I feel like he would give Flippy one of these guys. man needs a guard dog bad #trevor.txt #oatmeal thoughts #cw htf #cw happy tree friends #htf

[lucky-cleric]

I will not stand for this slander

#botbots #transformers #dave the mall guard

[eulisionae]

whisper probably shouldve renamed hys psds before posting tbh

#⊹ ࣪ ˖ chatting. #but hy likes naming them like this :( the mall security guard stole my wallet n frogs dont like to be boiled are hys favs </33

[hotgirlcoded]

i talk about wanting to meet someone irl and then avoid all forms of eye contact and get awkward around people that are mildly attractive

#aka saw like two hot security guards standing outside of the mall and didn't even look in that direction #lisa.txt

[grimdot]

just woke up from a dream where I was part of an affinity group who had stormed a mall with the sole purpose of breaking or neutralizing the CCTV security system so ppl could steal without worrying about being caught. so that was crazy

#lots of adrenaline pumping #we had an insider in the security team of the mall who told us how to rip the cameras down & where exactly they were #& there were like 5 or 6 of us so no way for the rest of the security guards to catch any of us before the rest finished the job #i also knew it was a matter of time until i got caught & suffered the disproportionate consequences of my actions #& that made me pretty anxious #but it was worth it to know they'd be blind for days or weeks & the revenue losses would be unrecoverable so that vindicated me #x #it was a cool dream lol

[harvestar]

headache/too sleepy to write but like... god what if I skipped ahead a bunch and wrote mel as a spaceship having gay sex with lucia

also I feel like for some reason they would be wayyy more compatible with mel not being a human anymore. part of this is because I suspect lucia is on the ace spectrum and/or has dealt with so much angst over her disability and body issues that it's just like... I don't have to worry about Being Touched. this is awesome actually. and mel gets to have the gender euphoria of being a big ass deadly hunk of metal and I love that for her

#ktxt #thinking about how shes written in my current wip and being like oh. lucia really is so on guard that mel comes across as a sex pest #which is true to some degree but also I think because lucia is so scared of intimacy that anything she narrates is gonna be Like That #vs. mel's perspective she's 80% joking around and trying to get lucia's goat and 20% desperate for any kind of connection #even if it kills or humiliates her #god mel is so fucking sad. I want to give her a hug but I think she would manage to sabotage that too :((((((( #sorry my ocs are so fucked up and stuck in toxic yuri together lol #im gonna go find the AU posts where they live in 2004 and go to the mall together to cope #also lucia also needs a hug but I really know better than to try because it would send her down the anxiety spiral. ill make her a coffee

[oswednesday]

the school im taking the class in is in downtown major city of this state and its like all wired to student card digital money; an art school!! so students cant pool resources and clubs cant raise money for student funds for laundry and food and printing and stuff and people who arnt full time id having students cant use like ? any of the facilities? like a major art institution should be a pillar of a city but instead its like a fortified bunker against the downtown its in

#everything is automative and by like a trust youll do the right thing tm no workers hired for these spaces like when they could be employing #students or people who live downtown and this purely digital transaction is #enforced by the dizzying number of security guards roaming about like understimulated mall cops #well just a fun little obstacle course for me <3