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#marble hornets incorrect quotes
bingobongocheerio · 2 months
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Toby: I slipped a little note into your bag to tell you how much I love you.
(Y/N): [checking their bag] This is a 10-page letter.
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Brian: is that knife in your pocket or are you just happy to yeah fuck he’s got a knife everyone run
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3amclothesmonster · 7 months
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Marble Hornets but it's just me saying stupidity out of context
"BOYS CAN BE BOYS BUT NOT ON A CLIFF-" -Brian or Hoody
"I am the homiest of sexuals" -Literally any of them, most likely Jay
*Literally bleeding* "Damn, that really whipped my nae nae" -Alex
*Driving in complete silence* "Hey did you know Benjamin Franklin had 200+ human dead bodies in his basement-" -Alex or Tim
"I am simply a creature. Nothing more" -Skully
"Spinny spinny on the fun chair" -Any of them pre-mh/ interviews
*Talking to chickens* "Y'know... Y'all really understand me" -Masky and or Hoody
"Did he sprain his dick?" -Jay
"STFU HUMMING IS SCARY-" -Jay and Tim
"Whoever gave me the ability to walk the plains of existence is regretting it" -The operator
"Stop I actually wanted to beat up Tinkerbell when I was younger" -Alex
"STOP EATING ROCKS-" -Idk
"Fjdjfdjxcncncmcjfcjvm jtjjdrjemdm eeeeeee wxjdjckdm heehehe I spun around at 1am mid air" -Totheark
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lluvguts · 2 years
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brian: ...what's that clinking noise
[toby, silent with his hands shoved in his pockets]
tim: no wait i hear it too
brian, looking at toby's stuffed pockets: are you carrying ... rocks? marbles?
[toby, grinning and slowly pulling out his bloody palms, showing them what's inside]
brian, rolling his eyes: you need to stop taking people's teeth when we kill them. it's fucking disgusting.
tim: you're like a crow but worse
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accidentarisen · 4 months
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"No, Tim. Coffee and cigarettes are not breakfast!" -Jay Merrick probably
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melissacove · 7 months
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Fun fact: Alex’s death is the only time I’ve cried during a piece of media. (That includes movies, books, songs, youtibe videos, etc.)
Yes, that includes titanic. Call me a monster, I don’t care.
But like, seriously, Alex’s death isn’t talked about enough. Like, bro, watching him writhe on the floor like that and you can just tell part of him is greatful. Greatful to be out. To be free. I know that if he had the chance and wasn’t so overtaken by the operator he 100% would’ve thanked Tim for putting him out of his misery. Or maybe for finally bringing justice upon him.
Just his thoughts in that moment. What he must’ve been thinking, was it more of a ‘I deserve this’ or a ‘finally, I’m done with this.’ I just….
Like ppl talk to much about Jays death and not enough about Alex’s
also this isn’t a ship-post but if you wanna interpret it that way then be my guest.
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sketchyface · 1 year
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Jay: Am I going too far?
Tim: No, no, no. You went too far about seven hours ago. Now you're going to prison.
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c0tt0n-candy-em0 · 2 years
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Tim: *drunk out of his mind* Now some people like to ask me. Tim, how the f u c k did you manage to go from being a college student helping a buddy with a film project, to scrambling from motel to motel with the FuCKeR that leaked your medical history on YouTube to get away from a fucking e l d r i t c h h o r r o r, to marrying your thought to be dead college sweetheart and accidentally adopting 5 kids, while living in a manor with your family of demons and murders? And my answer to that inquiry, my friend, is……..UhUhJaksbKgUh *shrugs and mumbles something unintelligible*
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krystal-sylph · 1 year
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[Jay]: I once rubbed shampoo in my eyes to see if the labeling was correct.
[Seth]: ...And what was the label?
[Jay]: ‘No tears baby shampoo’. 
[Brian, retaining a laugh]: How did that work out for you?
[Jay]: There were tears.
[Jay]: Lots of tears.
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bingobongocheerio · 2 months
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Slender: (Y/N)! BEN told me you were hiding pot in here!
(Y/N): Oh, you mean this?
(Y/N): [pulls out a flower pot]
Slender: Oh, that's fine. What are you growing?
(Y/N): Weed.
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Tim: goodnight to my husband, fuck the rest of yall
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watching marble hornets is so funny when you remember that there is a guy in that slenderman costume
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3amclothesmonster · 6 months
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MARBLE HORNETS BUT IT'S ME AND FRIENDS OUT OF CONTEXT PART 2!!!
*Literally wearing a pot on top of head* "God I'm the only sane person here" -Alex
"You ateded me ):" -Totheark
"The fucking uhh the fucking thing that uhh" -Jay when he forgot half of the year
"Get fucking fruity-fied idiot" -Jay
"IS THAT SLENDERMAN WITH THE DRIP!?!" -Alex
"I need to cleanse this room with nurse office ice pack water, that'll fix it" -Alex
Interaction: "AHAHFDJ I SAW IT I SAW IT I SAW OH MY GOD IT HAD SHARP ASS TEETH" -Jay "Bruv that's just your reflection 💀💀" -Tim
*About to die* "GUYS I LOVE YOU GUYS SO MUCH Y'ALL ARE AMAZING" *Doesnt happen* "SIKE AHAH Y'ALL R WEIRD/pos" -Alex
"If I die...I hope he wins I'm not gonna lie" -Hoody
"Call me a transformer with the way transed my gender 🤠🤠" -Skully (???)
"Dawg why DID Y'ALL LEAVE ME TO DEAL WITH IT ON MY OWN 😭😭" -Jessica
"IT WAS FUCKING DAVID??" -Jay
"YOU ALL DOUBTED ME AND NOW LOOK. I MADE IT TO THE END WITH Y'ALL DEAD FELLAS" -Tim
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lluvguts · 2 years
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*toby, walking into their shared room*
brian: what is on your face
toby: nina gave me piercings
tim: since when did you want piercings?
*brian, getting up from his chair to inspect toby's face*
brian: jesus, she gave you everything huh
toby, looking at his palm: i look badass
brian: did you just read that off of your hand
tim: jesus christ.
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auss-umpkin · 1 year
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Jay for the fifth time that day: Oh wow... you're very inTIMidating
Tim, sighing for the fifth time that day: I'm starting to think God doesn't love me as much as I was told.
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