#memes I wish I could tag my cat in

[lurkingleighbee]

#black cats #black hole #memes I wish I could tag my cat in #black blob #angry blob #angree #blorp #black cat #black kittens #black kitten #black kitty #kitty #kitty cat

[lucarleigho]

shes small. shes fast. she lives rent free in your home. she screams at you from the other room only for her to run away once you enter. she crashes into paper bags at 3am. she purrs in your lap so sweetly. she shits on the floor

i didnt say a name, but she popped into your head didnt she?

#lucarleigho #posts i wish i could tag my cat in #call out post for gizmo my cat gizmo #this meme is so fucking dumb

[zhongrin]

✼ tags ┈ sagau, gn!reader, creator!reader, not impostor au, more of a concept description than actual fic/hc, angst, hurt -> comfort(ish), slight mindfuckery, no specified pairing (general concept, so you can imagine your faves)

✼ a/n ┈ not sure if this exists yet but i'm feeling... not so good, and this idea hit me last night.

sagau plotline where you're thrown back into teyvat, and of course you absolutely loved it ー everyone loves you, your favorites seem to always wish to be near you, the world brightens when you smile and dulls as your mood sours... everything's just. perfect.

until one day it hits you.

you were the creator.

you made them this way.

of course teyvat and its law abides to your will. you made it this way.

of course the animals and all the nonhuman lifeforms favor you. you made them this way.

of course everyone loves you. you made them this way.

what would your favored one think when one day, they realize this, too?

(word vomit content ahead)

imagine the physiological mindfuck you could explore with this. one could even claim essentially akin to a curse, and for the super devoted ones like zhongli, i imagine it would hit so much harder. what do you mean his steadfast devotion was an illusion all along? what do you mean the fact that he can't get fully angry and not resorting to bury you ten thousand feet under is because he was cursed with this very predicament? why would you do this?

and then maybe you feel so bad that one day you just decide to use up all your power to erase this core trait from all lifeforms walking upon teyvat. due to the sheer scale of the action, i'd imagine it wouldn't be a stretch to result in your death. or at the very minimum a coma of sorts. (cliche i know but imagine the mental stress of it all for a moment. personally i'd go insane from the combination of guilt, impostor syndrome, doubting my self-worth 24/7, and paranoia. but if your mental fortitude can handle it then congrats ig)

a 'happy ending' alternative would be for your favorite to wake up the next day and realize what you've done... and yet instead of being glad that they were freed from the 'curse', all they felt was dread. they rush towards your side, fall onto their knees, and cradle your hand, their own ones shaking terribly.

they find themselves loving you, still.

for them, it was never a curse.

✼ ᴍᴇᴍʙᴇʀꜱʜɪᴘ (ᴛᴀɢʟɪꜱᴛ) ┈ @abyssmal-skies | @hamdehlesmis | @sunnshineflxwer | @yuutasbabe | @queen-belial | @stygianoir | @silentmoths | @niktwazny303 | @dustofthedailylife | @marina-and-the-memes | @mixed-kester | @lordbugs | @anonymousficreader | @shizunxie | @irethepotato | @sassy-cat-in-town | @syrenkitsune | @smokipoki | @cakeboxie | @crystalflygeo | @ciexuvia | @illaasya | @celestewritestoomuch | @pams-comfortzone | @spidermanluvr444 | @ourstrawberryclouds | @ryuryuryuyurboat | @hrts4hanniehae | @fiannee | @jingyuansbird | @florapocalypses | @genshin-impacts-me | @scarasmood | @hellcatinnc | @beloved-brynn

#genshin impact #genshin x reader #genshin impact x reader #sagau #sagau x reader #rin releases a plot bunny into the wild

[nbmahoushoujo]

i was gonna make a joke on that last post like “me waiting patiently for my own characters to get proper art of their magical girl forms” but then i remembered that kinda actually happened before on art fight

i only had thigh-up sketches of them in magical girl form and flat-san draw fullbodies of all of them!!

#millie.txt #oc tag #flat-san if you see this post thank you again because i look at these often and they make me smile! #for real though there's so many characters i have privated on toyhouse because i haven't drawn them properly yet #even though i have information about them #like the happy heartbeat characters i drew once for a facial expression meme thing #so the only art of them is a bust of their human forms #like damn i wish i could telepathically communicate what they look like in my head so i could put them all on artfight #then i'd have like x3 as many characters on there #i want to draw some of the most relevant ones in time at least #my chibi base ought to make that easier #i WILL finish cat mom's design and name her so i can stop calling her cat mom if it's the last thing i do

[kaijuno]

Memes I wish I could tag my cat in

[airenyah]

People I wanna know better tag meme

was tagged my @lurkingshan <3

Last song?

ok so there's actually a story behind the last song i listend to: earlier i was revising some stuff we did in my thai class before christmas (bc our new course is starting tomorrow) and one of the words was "earthquake" and i saw the thai word written down in my notes and somehow i heard the word as a melody in my brain?? instead of my normal reading voice?? and so i went to look up the song and sure enough the word is there

actually i heard the melody of the word "earthquake" from this song in somebody's very specific voice and i wish i could say that you can win a prize if you're able to pinpoint who and where exactly i got this song from but alas i don't have a prize, so you'll have to do with my highest admiration lmao . yes i've linked it on my blog before some time in the last few weeks

Favorite color?

blueee i really like blue, esp a nice shiny dark blue

Currently watching?

cooking crush

last twilight

the sign (i'm like 2 eps behind tho)

and i know i just got done with my bad buddy anniversary rewatch only yesterday, but i was thinking of doing another rewatch next month when i'm on semester break bc i wanna track all the times an instrumental version of "just friend?" plays as background music

Last movie?

*gaily* Überraschung!

no, i will not elaborate. this one goes out to all my german speakers. if you know you know 🤭

or actually, i'll let calvin and habs do the explaining

Sweet/Spicy/Savory?

totally depends on my mood and the dish

(unpopular opinion but savory strudel >>>>>>>>>> sweet strudel)

Relationship status?

trying to get over a crush single. bc i'd rather be caught dead than tell anyone how i feel about them. can't let people know we have, you know...

running away and denial is a healthy coping mechanism i know lmao

Current obsessions?

what am i if not a bad buddy blog in its joongdunk era

Last thing you googled?

"100 usd to euro" bc of this poll

Selfie or another pic you took?

enjoy this picture from that one time when boy cat INSISTED that he too needed to go on a walk when my mom took the dog outside and then got really angry when there was, well, snow on the ground

the world sure is not fair, huh

tagging:

@dimplesandfierceeyes @nongnaos @greenteadumplings @sunnenfinster @visualtaehyun @moonkhao @newyearknwwme @gaym3bo1 @ranchthoughts @mommyzhilla @callipigio

#am i doing this instead of working on my paper? yes. yes i am #rip to me i guess #also savory strudel IS better than sweet strudel and i will die on this hill #spinatstrudel my beloved <3333 #oh how i'm craving spinatstrudel rn #where can i get spinatstrudel at 9:30pm #that reminds me i still need to have dinner so i guess i should warp this up #tag game #alsoooo if you can't tell where the movie quote is from then here's another tip: #imagine it said in a gay bavarian voice #the color is also a hint lol #if you still can't tell what it is then you probably haven't seen the movie bc that quote is pretty well known and iconic dfjkfdk #Youtube

[metalheadmickey]

weekly tag wednesday 🌙

i was tagged by @suchagallabitch and @energievie! 💜

1. if you could switch bodies with anybody for only one hour who would it be and what would you do? stealing evie's answer and saying i'd switch bodies with my husband for sex purposes. insane answer. i love it.

2. whats your most trivial / dumbest hot take? fuck ketchup

3. if you had to teach a college course what would it be in? introduction to primatology

4. season 12 of shameless is suddenly happen and youve been put in charge! what plot point(s) are you gonna make happen? i love this question. most importantly, carl finds his way out of policing and maybe gets into social work or something. i really want happiness and stability for lip somehow. i'd love for him to find a job he thrives in, and tbh i'd wanna see what plays out if the house does get sold. i have nooooo ideaaaa what i'd like to see for kev and v tbh. i wish i could think of something. debbie does go with heidi and regrets it, and i'd wanna see her work her way through that situation in the beginning of that season and find her way back home close to her family, and then become more independent as the season progresses. i don't know where i want liam. i think he starts with lip and tami but i don't know if i'd have him stay there. i know a lot of people like to put him with ian and mickey, but i can't see it. i'd have to think about this. i'd like to see ian and mickey start the process of adopting a baby. i so desperately want to see them work through that. i wanna see how they settle into their home on the west side (i don't think they'd stay there for the long run, but for one season of a show i could see it), how they grow their business, and how they approach becoming parents.

5. who would be your godly parent? (can be any mythology). i don't have enough of a knowledge base in any mythology to answer this question.

6. what’s something you love about yourself? i'm normally quite confident in social situations and can easily connect with new people.

7. describe your day in 5 emojis: ☕📝🐈💕🍞

8. what shameless character do you think you could beat in a fight? literally none of them lol

9. tell us 2 truths and a lie, we’ll try to guess the lie! i can do a headstand, karaoke is my favorite party activity, i refuse to wear sneakers

10. do you have a pet(s). if so how did they get their name? yes i do! i have a cat. i initially gave her a different name that i picked out of a baby naming book, but then it very quickly morphed from that into what her name is now.

11. show us a meme (or picture) that captures your essence

12. whats your typical coffee / tea / beverage order? black coffee or dirty chai

13. use a song to describe the last 5 years of your life? questions like this make me forget every song i've ever heard. i also don't normally find myself personally relating to what i'm listening to very much.

tagging @howlinchickhowl @gallawitchxx @heymrspatel @whatwouldmickeydo @whatthebodygraspsnot @gardenerian @rereadanon @deedala @crossmydna @ardent-fox @tanktopgallavich @creepkinginc @softmick @transmickey if you guys want to play 💚✨

#tag game

[katagawajr]

OC meme!!

(thanks for the tag bestie @bladeofavernus ❤️)

name: vaeril

nickname: “vae” (as coined by rana)

gender: female

star sign: cancer ♋️

height: 5’10 or 177cm

orientation: bisexual

race: seladrine drow

romancing: gale ✨

fave fruit: any kind of melon :)

fave season: spring!

fave flower: sussur flower

fave scent: the ocean breeze <3

coffee, tea, or hot chocolate: probably tea, but she won’t say no to a hot chocolate

average sleep hours: she’s a drow so she only needs 4!! she might get 5 or 6 occasionally but usually just 4

dogs or cats: any animal :D she loves them all she’s so curious about animals

dream trip: literally anywhere and everywhere. she wishes she could see every place in the world, although athkatla being a merchant & magic place is intriguing to her to visit

amount of blankets: 2!!! >:3 she likes to have a big comfy bed and she’s also very cold

random fact(s):

- she was part of an artist’s guild for a few years post-leaving the underdark! then they all uh… got into an accident and died. that’s how vaeril got her face scar…

- her chore role at camp would definitely be laundry duty! i know she’s using her ice magic to do everyone’s clothes

- her ears twitch aka one of my favorite drow/elf hcs

tagging: @euryalex @magnuficentwo and anyone else who wants to!!

#YAYY VAERIL <3 #bg3 #vaeril #thanks for the ask hehehe

[echoweaver]

15 Questions from Mutuals

@oasislandingresident, @hazely-sims, @danjaley, @anamoon63, and @olomayasims tagged me in this meme. This is the first time I’ve been able to actually do it! Thanks. I feel loved. It feels good to be included.

​ Are you named after anyone? My great-grandmother, father’s father’s mother. She and my great-grandfather were immigrants from Hungary. I have have a picture of her holding me as an infant. I’m sorry I didn’t get to know her.

When was the last time you cried? I cry all the dang time. I find it more notable when I haven’t cried recently -- when putting our cats down, despite me being the one person in the family who was tracking their health in detail and really worrying about their quality of life. I’m also the one who made the call and coordinated the final vet visit. There’s stuff in there about my personality that I’m pondering.

I guess the last time I really cried it out was over gender politics, if you would believe it. My wife is trans. The horrible state of conservative oppression toward trans people right now is terrifying. OTOH, I think that enemy has led trans advocacy to be less nuanced rather than more. The complex landscape of gender, sex, and safety is often trivialized, and people get hurt. When I can’t jump on the bandwagon, I feel like a traitor to my wife. I wish there could be more thoughtfulness and compassion and nuance, but with the wave of vicious anti-trans laws and rhetoric, I appreciate why it doesn’t feel like there’s space for it.

Do you have kids? One bio-daughter, age 12. We wanted to have another and couldn’t. Then we tried to adopt from foster care, which ended up being a miserable 5-year rabbithole that led nowhere. OTOH, we have a found-daughter who entered our life through the side door as our girl’s babysitter when she was young. It’s an odd family, and we’re still figuring it out, but it’s ours.

Do you use sarcasm a lot? I think of myself as fairly snarky, but actually sarcasm not that much.

What sports do you play/have you played? I got into really physical stuff late-ish, close to 30. I got into weight-lifting and cardio rhythm games. No team stuff. Later, I took up figure skating when my kid was 4 and taking lessons. I love it. I think I could have been really good if I’d found it when I was younger, but I’m very YOLO about this stuff. If I’m going to be a figure skater in middle age, so be it. Convenient classes for adults were canceled during the pandemic, though, and I haven’t built up the momentum to return. I’m settling for a lower-hanging fruit at the moment and taking up Tai Chi.

What’s the first thing you notice about other people? I don’t know exactly what it is, but I get a sense of how easy it is to relax around someone.

Scary movies or happy endings? Those aren’t mutually exclusive. I like being scared, but not so much the jump-scare, blood-and-gore way. Definitely happy endings though. I’m only much into dark endings when my life is stress-free, and I don’t remember when that last happened.

Any special talents? I’m good at looking at a problem from all angles. I think this is objectively a good thing, but it’s also a pain in the butt because I can’t turn it off.

Where were you born? New Jersey, USA. Grew up in Indiana, just north of Indianapolis.

What are your hobbies? Dur. I knit, edit movies, mod video games, write fiction (sims and other), scuba dive, play board games, downhill ski, do amateur carpentry. I did some glassblowing in my 20s, and I’m finally getting a chance to take lessons! I do not specialize well. I also played the viola as a serious amateur. I bought a guitar and am going to try to learn to play so that I can sing and accompany myself.

Do you have any pets? One cat, down from 3 cats. Also one corn snake.

How tall are you? 5′4″ or 162 cm.

Fave subject in school? History, I think?

Dream job? I’m not sure all the stuff I’d want to do in a career can be digested down to 1 job. I’m pretty close to it at the moment, though. I write educational software on a small very family-like team at a university. Sometimes I fantasize about quitting and doing something with game modding that could somehow be profitable, but I’m sure if that were actually possible, I’d end up hating it because my hobby would then be my job.

Eye color? I have the exact eye color @zosa95 described in her reply to this meme.

It feels good to be tagged, but I still have this weirdo anxiety about tagging people. Plus this has mostly made the rounds. I’ll try @withlovefromayre, @declaration-of-dramas

#echoweaver #non-sims #memes

[beesonhoneytoast]

Stranger Things Incorrect Quotes (ft. ya boi, Ryan)

Dustin: honk. Eddie: WHAT. Dustin: HONK. Eddie: WHAT DOES HONK MEAN THIS TIME YOU WHIMSICAL PIECE OF SHIT?????

El: That's not funny. Mike: I thought it was funny. El: You don't count. You started laughing in the middle of a funeral because you started thinking of a meme you saw on Facebook.

Ryan: Some people are like slinkies. Mike: What? Ryan: Not really good for much but bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs. Mike: Mike: Please don't push Jeff down the stairs. Ryan, pushing Jeff down the stairs: Too late.

Max, putting her hands over Will's eyes: Guess who! Will: It's either Max or the cold, clammy hands of death. Max, putting her hands away: It's Max! Will: Dammit.

Eddie: Sorry Joyce, I was thinking… Ryan: I wish I could do that!

Joyce: You have an impressive pain tolerance. El: Thanks, it's the trauma.

Lucas: Hey, what’s the name of the guy who lives next door? Dustin: His cats' names are Walter and Rose. Lucas: That's not what I asked. Dustin: That is all the information I have.

Nancy: Eddie, how could you possibly have gotten into this much trouble in one day? Eddie: It… It didn't take me the whole day…

Jonathan: Some of us are still ‘it’ from a childhood game of tag. Eddie: Way to just fuck me up on a Tuesday.

Erica: Whatever happened to the concept of less is more? Robin: But if less is more, then just think of how much more 'more' will be!

Eddie: Well, needless to say. Uh-oh Spaghetti-os.

Robin: Are you really planning to shoot Vecna? Nancy: Don't worry, it's a holy gun. Robin: How so? Nancy: It makes holes.

Dustin: Max, are you drinking… drinking hydrogen peroxide?! Max: It says H2O2! That means it’s the sequel to water!

Ryan: Big day today, Max. holds up two shirts Mustard stain or ketchup stain? Max: Mustard– looks less like blood.

Eddie: You need a hobby. Robin: I have a hobby! Eddie: Hitting Steve isn't a hobby.

Steve: Kill me nowwwww. Max: Sorry, no can do. I need your help with my homework.

divider creds @firefly-graphics | incorrect quotes generator | characters belong to stranger things, duffer brothers ©️

#stranger things #steve harrington #eddie munson #dustin henderson #jane hopper #jim hopper #joyce byers #will byers #jonathan byers #gareth emerson #chrissy cunningham #robin buckley #nancy wheeler #mike wheeler #murray bauman #erica sinclair #lucas sinclair #max mayfield

[kaijuno]

Memes I wish I could tag my cat in

[faeriefrolic]

Sims Tag Meme

Thank you so much @cactusblossom for tagging me!!! This was really fun to do. I tag anyone who sees this if they want to do it too!

What’s your favorite sims death? The ranting about death is hilarious, Grim basically says fuck around and find out for that one lmao. I haven't personally seen it in game but it would be wild. But I have to go with the classic delete the pool ladder from ts1 and locking sims in a room with fireworks :)

Alpha CC or Maxis Match? Maxis match! I like my game to be colorful and cartoony.

Do you cheat when your sims gain weight? Nope! I like body diversity and it's a part of their life. The only times I would cheat their weight is if it was glitched (like Madeline and Tabby at one point with the gain weight from pregnancy mod. My sliders weren't playing nice and their animations/arms were messed up)

Do you use move objects? I do, for deco objects. I don't like using it for functional objects though because sims are dumb and can't route/interact with them if they're not placed normally. I like having playable homes/lots than just aesthetically pretty ones

Favorite mod?

First expansion/game/stuff pack you got? I started playing sims with ts1 when I borrowed it and the Livin Large EP from my brother. I still have all the ts1 cds in my room (but sadly no disc drive to put them in lol rip) For ts2 I *think* it was Open for Business, I remember making bookstores with it. For ts3 I bought base game + seasons bundled at Gamestop randomly one day and uhhh oops lol. I don't play ts4, but I have the base game + cats & dogs.

Do you pronounce “live mode” like aLIVE or LIVing? I pronounce it like aLive

Who’s your favorite sim that you’ve made? Crystal Leblanc, my little kitty faerie doll! She's an oc of mine and I love watching her get excited over tiny things and her cute faces. I also really love Pewter Dusk, he started as just a random sim request from @shuckleberrysims but I started a save with him and he's so adorable and fun. I love awkward fish genie.

Have you made a simself? I did long ago, but I don't think I even have their sim file anymore lmao

What sim traits did you give yourself? Cat Person, Bookworm, Shy, Supernatural Fan, Natural Cook

What is your favorite EA hair color? I don't think I really have one? I despise the gross green-brown preset in ts3 though, it's SO UGLY... especially when random generated sims had it, uuugh. So glad there's a fix for that now.

Favorite EA hair? A few Uni Life hairs are cute but my recent favorite is one that Mignonette has as a teen/ya. It's a rly cute messy updo hair with a bandana bow. She aged up into it as a teen and it looked really cute on her so I kept it! It's from Master Suite stuff!

Favorite life stage? I think you can guess lmao

Are you a builder or are you in it for the gameplay? Gameplay, I cannot build to save my life, I make ugly boxes

Are you a CC creator? No, but I'm interested in learning more about it, I've been fiddling with ITUNs in s3pe and such. I've made mods for Skyrim but I'd like to make more sim downloads (I need to put the Dusks up for download if I track down their cc...)

Do you have any simblr friends/a sim squad? 2016 switter gang hi!!! It's been a long time and a few of them are no longer on simblr. but I like to think I have some friends on here, though I'm very shy and go on hiatuses a lot

What’s your favorite game? TS3! I wish I could play ts1 again though :(

Do you have any Sims merch? No but I should get some...

Do you have a YouTube for sims? No, I'm pretty self conscious of my voice and I'm afraid of my game error 12'ving or crashing while recording lol. I do stream in discord though

How has your “sim style” changed throughout your years of playing? When I started playing I had very minimal cc and was very vanilla. Then I got into berries after discovering simblr, and I really like all the different colors and fun designs. I just think they're neat.

What’s your Origin ID? Honestly I don't know and I don't wanna open origin lol

Who’s your favorite CC creator? Oh gosh too many... too many slkdfjlf but to name a few off the top of my head, @sim-songs, @nectar-cellar, @poisonfireleafs hair, @xiasimla, @teekapoa

How long have you had a simblr? Since 2013! All of my older posts are gone now though when I deleted them years ago :( I wish I could look back on them. Wayback machine doesn't load the pictures and only has a few pages of my old blog.

How do you edit your pictures? I used edit with actions in photoshop before I got reshade. Now I just use @erasabledinosaur's wonderful presets 💗 I'm currently using Papercut and sometimes Strawberry Rhubarb!

What expansion/game/stuff pack is your favorite so far? Honestly, University Life will always have a place in my heart as it was the first EP I bought after base game + seasons. I have really fond memories of my simself running around the uni world exploring everything about ts3, everything was so new and exciting to me. and I love the uni townies! Especially Cid and Shea. I made ocs that are loosely based on them. (Very loosely since my Cid is nothing like EA Cid lmao)

What expansion/game/stuff pack do you want next? Well since EA abandoned ts3 all I can ask for is the game magically becoming 64 bit 🙃

#fae.txt #tag meme

[catgirladjacent]

ao3 stats tag meme

give us the links to your fic with the most hits, second most kudos, third most comments, fourth most bookmarks, fifth most words, and fic with the fewest words.

my friend mav @thebrandywine tagged me to do a fic stats ask game!! so here is da thing.......a LOT of these are since-anonymized fics from my MCU days and i don't have any real connection to most of them anymore but i ALSO don't have six non-MCU fics to pull from. some of the one-shots hold up pretty well still i just...wouldn't publish them today, i don't think. anyways! onward and upward. enjoy~

most hits: you've arrived at last, my friend, MCU, 8 chapters and 61.5k words

It’d be easy enough for him to move silently, slip out through the window, down the fire escape and away from Steve and his little Brooklyn apartment. He doesn’t have to stay, wouldn’t have to come back. Doesn’t have to but can. He thinks he wants to.

second most kudos: carrying the weight together, MCU, 3.2k oneshot

So maybe Bucky’s a little clingy, maybe the separation anxiety is worse today than it is usually. That’s fine, they can handle clingy. No big deal.

third most comments: repaint the walls and roll me up with the carpet, my only currently posted resident evil fic, 3k words

He worries about Leon: his rare seconds of downtime on missions are so often spent wondering how Leon is doing back home, if he’s been eating and sleeping and taking care of himself. He worries about him at work, where from his office he can see Leon quietly chipping away at the latest task doled onto his desk. He worries about him when he wakes up, never sure what type of day it’s going to be for him. He worries when he goes to sleep with Leon in his arms, warm and solid and calm, and when he goes to sleep alone, Leon with only Buddy for company in his sad small one-bedroom house on base.

fourth most bookmarks: i take my cue from you, MCU, 2.6k words

His head hurts. He knows that he’s hungry and exhausted and skittish, but the only thing he’s able to feel is the pounding in his skull and the way the light feels like it’s burning through his fucking corneas. Steve’s been nagging him all day, which Bucky can’t blame him for. He knows he’s being frustrating and uncooperative and harsh and a dick and Jesus, how he wishes he could just stop, but nothing in life is that easy because why would it be. It’s not like anything else is.

fifth most words: kotenok, MCU, 3.2k

There is a cat. This in and of itself is not exceptional because one thing that hasn’t changed over seventy-odd years is the existence of alley cats. He does not know how to take care of a cat but he knows he can not leave it here to bleed and yowl and be upset. He has decided to take care of her and in her own way, she takes care of him.

fewest words: tineretului, MCU, 1.2k

He falls asleep praying that a safehouse in Romania isn't the closest he ever gets.

i'm actually kind of shocked that none of these are repeats and that it coincidentally completely avoids the other three fics i have posted lol. i'm not going to tag anyone because everyone i can think of i've already seen @'ed, but thank you for the game mav!!

[bypoisedapples]

GET TO KNOW ME MEME ! !

NAME — Jaye ! PRONOUNS — They/She SEXUALITY — World's Okayest Lesbian SINGLE / TAKEN — That's for me to know and you to not find out <3

THREE FACTS

— I work for the American Civil Liberties Union ! — Before COVID I was literally a party princess. Snow White was actually my job for a few years ! :D — Uhhh girl I am so boring- My Car's name is Wheatley because he too, is roundish, grey, old, and a bit stupid.

EXPERIENCE

HOW LONG — Oh gods uh. I was in 6th grade dude. WHAT PLATFORMS —In no particular order, and bare with me here: Facebook, Amino ( eugh ), 7cups, Yahoo Chatrooms....., Twitter, Discord, Tumblr! BEST EXPERIENCE — I will always say Tumblr. Everywhere else was a special kind of hell ! I gotta hand it to Twitter though, I did the greatest people in my life there, and we survived the trenches together :salute:

MUSE TYPE

FEMALE OR MALE — I think I write a total of like, 8 men. And one of them is a cat, and the other is a chipmunk... So. There's that answer. FLUFF , ANGST OR SMUT — I am a fluff writer and I will die on this hill. Angst can be fun if it's incredibly well plotted out ( pointing at Lobhadh with malicious intent ), but I much prefer soft threads that can move a dynamic along just as much as a fight, argument, or dramatic happening can! As for Smut ? I don't write it. I'll admit some of the things I write can dip into very suggestive territory, but I dunno. I get like, 1st, 2nd, and 3rd hand embarrassment from even attempting to write anything past a suggestive tag warning. PLOTS OR MEMES — Both. Both is good. LONG OR SHORT REPLIES — It really just depends on the brain at the time dude. Sometimes my replies will be a paragraph, and ( checks notes ) other times they'll be NINE Paragraphs... Anything less than a paragraph though I'm tagging it as banter. BEST TIME TO WRITE — I usually get the muse to actually write replies in the evening! ARE YOU LIKE YOUR MUSE(S) — Sigh. Yeah... Yeah. Snow White, Montgomery Scott ( This one has been relentlessly pointed out to me by SOME OF YOU / lh ..... ) , and Nymh specifically take turns piloting my brain like some fucked up airship. I wish I could give you all specifics as to why but. Source? Trust me.

Tagged by? @aethramusings

Tagging? Literally anyone that feels like it. This was fun and long as shit.

#✧guess there's no one home~! ( ooc ) #✧oh! that was fun~! ( memes/dash games )

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ASK MEME

i got tagged by @runawaymarbles, tyvm i lov doing these

What book are you currently reading?

no books atm but i'm actually getting through the entire tag of a rarepair from ff13...only 41 fics :(

What’s your favorite movie you saw in theatres this year?

did i go to a theater this year...? surely at least once. OH YEAH i went to see sonic 2. since that's the only movie i saw in theaters this year that'll be my favorite one

What do you usually wear?

comfy-at-home clothes: tank top, shorts, no-show socks, hair fork, & bandana. out & about clothes: bandana & hair fork if i'm working or my hair needs washing, otherwise i keep it loose. a lot of black pants/shorts and bright glittery monochrome or tye-dye tank tops w/ black or rainbow choker, rainbow earrings, pride bracelet, smiley face ring, rainbow ring, ace ring, and sometimes my triforce necklace. if it's cold i will also wear rainbow arm warmers/socks and fingerless gloves with the pink peace symbols on them. if i'm REALLY dressing up i will wear rainbow tights under a long shirt or short dress. wow sorry this is the longest answer so far i just really love bright fashion!!! i can't believe god nerfed me by making plus sized clothes fucking suck so bad

How tall are you?

5’1 :/

What’s your Star Sign? Do you share a birthday with a celebrity or a historical event?

i think i'm actually a cancer LMFAO. and stuck with this username...idk about any celebrities but my birthday IS on the summer solstice which is absolutely bitchin' in my professional opinion. i could not possibly have asked for a better date although i do wish it didn't have to fall on father's day sometimes

Do you go by your name or a nick-name?

i go by liz which is not my legal first name. technically my legal middle name isn't liz either it's like elizabeth obviously but my first name is cringefail and nobody can spell it OR say it so i just don't tell most people what it is lol. i started going by liz when i was in 8th grade and sometimes my mom STILL messes it up...

Did you grow up to become what you wanted to be when you were a child?

no BUT as a kid i really really really really REALLY wanted pink hair. as an adult no one can stop me. kid me would be so jealous of adult me's look in EVERY way

What’s something you’re good at vs. something you’re bad at?

good at: dreaming. you know how in the 40s-60s most people dreamed in black and white because that was how tv looked? apparently if you play enough video games you'll get so good at controlling a simulated environment you can simply wake up on command. i never completely mastered lucid dreaming but it's a neat trick anyway. bad at: sleeping. exhibit a: i am answering this meme at 2:30 in the fucking morning, and i have not had 6 hours of uninterrupted sleep since december 10. that's like 28 days!

Dogs or cats?

CATS!!!!!!! i like dogs too tho

What’s something you would like to create stuff for?

i would love to draw some zelda art. i just need a new tablet sadly none of the old ones work with my pc

If you draw/write, or create in any way, what’s your favourite picture/favourite line/favourite etc. from something you created this year?

UGH i can't post it, it's in the undisclosed project

What’s something you’re currently obsessed with?

so a very long time ago when we were teenagers my brother showed me minecraft. i played half an hour of it and then gave the controller back and told him i couldn't keep going because i would quite literally never put it down if i did. unfortunately i did NOT show that same level of foresight and self-restraint when downloading the demo of SLIME RANCHER. in my defense i was utterly unprepared for its sheer potency. i played exactly four minutes of the demo before i caved and bought it - $5 was a steal - without realizing how absolutely lethal it is to combine adhd with a farming sim especially during seasonal depression months. this thing has been churning out dopamine so fast my stupid little rat brain can't keep up. i'm frying every last pleasure receptor i ever had as thoroughly as i possibly can. i am begging one of you to physically come to my house and uninstall it from my pc.

What’s something you were excited about that turned out to be disappointing this year?

andor 🙏 sorry to all andor enjoyers but it fucking sucked (except for the prison break)

What’s a hidden talent of yours?

i'm freakishly good at packing things. items into boxes, boxes into vehicles, organizing drawers and closets, etc. at my house we call it "tetrising" since i guess that's a pro gamer move that translates to the real world..................

Are you religious?

no i am disqualified for being gay <3

What’s something you wish to have at this moment?

a completed copy of this photo album i'm supposed to be making. i got behind bc i was playing slime rancher :(

ok im tagging @slaygentford @maulthots @brownbicon @machidielontheway @paty-ofarrell @ozymandiasdirge @moogleterra @marcelgerard @elsa12tmnt @smellslikebot @youngbenkenobi and anyone else who wants to do it, do it & say i tagged you!!

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