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thesquirrelqueer · 6 months
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my friend and I were talking about what if jeremy became a guidance counselor when he’s older so here are some random headcanons for that idea
“did you know mr. heere caused the squip incident of 2004?” “no way??? mr. heere wore his pants backwards last week there’s no way he had a squip” “maybe that’s why they don’t make them anymore.”
everyone knows “mr. heere” as the school’s cryptid. too damn tall. his wife is an actress, or is his HUSBAND a game designer??? he talks to himself sometimes. he’s got mountain dew varieties in the first aid kit in his office.
“one time mr. heere just grabbed open circuitry. I don’t know.” <- he’s immune to electricity post-squip
he has a group of ten children who follow him around like lost ducklings
he runs the performance art club (he’s got a hands-off club running approach. He runs it solely so that they’re able to meet every week, because the club can’t exist without a teacher or counselor)
christine stops by it sometimes and the kids are like IS THAT CHRISTINE CANIGULA??? THE FAMOUS ACTRESS??? WAIT SHES YOUR WIFE???
all the kids are swarming her for pictures and autographs and she’s like “jeremy your kids have great taste in musicals”
btw he is married to both christine and michael in this. he wears two rings, one for each of them.
“mr. heere, you sometimes say wife, and sometimes say husband, uh… um… is your partner non-binary?” “oh! sell, uh, you see, christine is, they’re my wife, but my husband is michael, he’s a different person, I’m uh—“ “mr. heere is a player!” “n-no, guys, I’m polyamorous.”
one day the kids mention an indie fighting co-op game and jeremy is like “oh wow that finally came out? my husband worked on it a few years ago.” and the kids are BEGGING him to bring his husband in. as if his husband is a toy for show-and-tell.
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weivern · 9 months
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Y'all I think I'm so fucking funny someone needs to humble me
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can-a-tuna-fish · 2 months
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When you realize/remember that a skirt has pockets It’s very important to announce it as loud as possible in the middle of the mall.
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this is what i submitted for the zine btw
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wovenvessel · 8 months
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Ah yes, just me, my bf, and Michael
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kkachi35 · 11 months
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woah-uhuh-uhuh-uhuh · 7 months
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MEREMINE FOR THE BMC REQUESTS??? I LOVE THEM
please guys hes going to get a heart attack
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ne0-gal · 3 months
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beach meremine !! cause my bff wanted it xx
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ruuhkaaika · 3 months
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ah yes your first poly experience: jeremy heere, christine canigula and michael mell
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throwbackkarma · 8 months
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the meremine trio have matching hoodies. michaels (obviously) is red and has a bear on the back- jeremy’s is blue and has a wolf on the back, and christine’s is a dark green with a hawk on the back!!! no one is better than the other and they’re all apex predators
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caus34concern · 4 months
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i finished my exams so you guys get meremine as a treat
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wannabecoyote · 5 months
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The Big Bang is unleashed! @bmc-bigbang
My God of Arepo BMC AU is posted!! I'll update every week until all of it is out! I was paired with the wonderful @swagcoolcat and @stealthkragen who are phenomenal artists!!
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weivern · 11 months
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I think Christine would play video games like a magpie and just keep doing meaningless tasks repeatedly. It gives her joy.
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can-a-tuna-fish · 3 months
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This photo is taken through a microscope, they are incomprehensible shapes, they are concepts.
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i like meremine
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wovenvessel · 8 months
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He’s hot, he can’t feel either of his arms, he needs to pee.
But he’s not moving damn it!!!
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