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opportunityarose · 1 year
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merlin (not in love): we are two sides of the same coin you are the once and future king of camelot i trust you with my life you are part of my soul i have died for you and lived for you and killed for you i would follow you into battle a thousand times over you care so much for your people it is eating you alive you are incredible loyal and brave and kind i cannot imagine a world without you in it if you died i would die with you
arthur (in love): what the fuck
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cilly-murphy · 11 months
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merlinatthetavern · 5 months
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Merlin and Mordred's Pretend Book Club Part 3.
Merlin: We need to recruit our best fighters.
Mordred: I can fight.
Merlin: (Merlin says telephatically) Are our best fighters not available?
Mordred: You know I can hear you Merlin.
Merlin: Sorry, i forgot to turn my mind on mute.
Mordred: I didn't know you could do that.
Merlin: You can't.
Mordred: Shame, it would be useful.
Mordred: Also you are one to talk about fighting skill Merlin. You may be able to do magic but the last time you held a sword you managed to injure yourself within minutes and you weren't even fighting anyone, you were just holding the sword.
Merlin: It was very heavy!
Mordred: And as well as being able to hold a sword properly and not requiring Gaius full attention afterwards, I can also perform magic. I think sometimes you forget that fact.
Merlin: I think Arthur forgets too, maybe we should tell him! (Merlin says with a sarcastic sense of enthusiasm.)
Mordred: If you tell him, my last words will be...under... Merlin's... bed.
Merlin: I'll just move my magic books somewhere else.
Mordred: In Merlin's cupboard.
Merlin: And there's no where else where I can think to hide them, so I'd be doomed, R.I.P me, we need do get back to this.
(He points at the map.)
Mordred: Merlin you have absolutely no sense of direction, I don't know why you are looking at the map.
Merlin: I barely get lost nowadays, my sense of direction is fine. I always manage to find the people auditioning to be Arthur's next assassin.
Mordred: So we recruit the knights of the round table, and everyone else we can find who wants to fight who we feel like we can trust. To recruit them I say we forge a invasion letter and place it somewhere someone responsible will find it.
Merlin: So for Leon to find?
Mordred: Yes.
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merlindollopheads · 4 years
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Merlin:*with Arthur and the knights* I mean, look at us. A self-obsessed socialite, a ridiculous dollop head, an absurd British aristocrat, a narcissistic attention seeker-
Arthur: -are these all me?!
Merlin: Yes, I was gonna do eight for you and one for everyone else.
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royaldonkey · 4 years
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FIRST INCORRECT QUOTE DON'T KILL ME
*in the backseats*
Gwaine: Percival, can you please stop acting like the Princess and The Pea!
Percival: Why don't you seat here instead? It's uncomfortable!
Lancelot: And Percival is quite big, Gwaine.
Gwaine: You're always defending him, aren't you?!
Lancelot: Sorry mate, but... why can't you seat in the middle?
Gwaine: Dear Lance, I do have a reputation!
Percival: That is?
Gwaine: Ahhh, Percival Percival Percival...
Percival & Lancelot: *confused looks*
Gwaine: I need to pick up!
Lancelot: From the window.
Gwaine: Yes, Lance! From the window!
Percival & Lancelot: *sigh*
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yes me spamming merlinincorrectquotes
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cilly-murphy · 2 years
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merlinatthetavern · 5 months
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How the different Merlin characters would react to Merlin telling them he can do magic.
This has probably been done before but I thought it would be fun. I have written about Gwaine. So here are some others:
Merlin: Mordred, I am also a sorcerer.
Mordred: I didn't realise that, I just thought that mind communication was the new WhatsApp.
Merlin: Leon, there is something I need to tell you. I am a sorcerer.
Leon: I really appreciate you trusting me enough to tell me this but I started thinking you were a sorecerer when I didn't die for the fourth time.
Merlin: Percival. I am a sorcerer. So I am able to do magic.
Percival: Tell me the truth, have you ever been tempted to turn someone you didn't like into a frog. And then walk away and pretend that you did not turn that person into a frog.
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Merlin: I am a serious warlock and dragon Lord.. and yes.
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merlinatthetavern · 5 months
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Merlin: So Mordred you have passed Merlin's magic school with flying colours, you do not have a certificate as I do not need that floating around.
Mordred: You only told me two things, and that was don't get caught and keep the king alive and not kidnapped.
Merlin: You say those that like it's an easy thing to do but you will find doing those two things will take up most of your time.
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cilly-murphy · 2 years
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cilly-murphy · 2 years
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merlinatthetavern · 4 years
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Round table meeting thoughts.
Elyan: Merlin as a physician is underrated, he is a quick learner, has common sense and he's a smart man. I wish the others would give him more credit.
Merlin: Head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes. Head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes!
Gwaine: Where did Percival's sleeves go?
Mordred: Has Percival ever had sleeves?
Leon: Would i be able to pull off the no sleeve look like Percival.
Elyan: I need to ask Percival if his arms ever get cold, or slashed with a sharp blade.
Merlin: i think even his night gown is sleeveless Mordred
Arthur: Maybe, as an april fools, i should tell the knights they are obligated to wear sleeveless outfits, their faces!
Leon: I don't think anyone is listening, which is bad considering these are the people who are running the country. Even the king looks like he's on another planet, probably thinking about his poetry.
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