I see you do smut so I have something to ask of you. Could you write some silly fluffy sex between Vash and Reader? Just a not-so-serious time full of giggles and love and Vash blows a raspberry into their neck at least once. Like a cuddle session but they fuck. Hope this makes sense I love your blog ok byeeeeee-
My one true weakness. How could I resist? Written with AFAB in mind since no specific one was provided. If you'd like me to redo/rewrite with AMAB do let me know! God I love silly Vash
CW: Boobjob, cumshot, alien genitalia, Vash isn't the best at sex but he tries his best and he loves you!
"Seriously, what the hell are they doing in there...?" Wolfwood grumbled to himself, placing a cigarette between his chapped lips. His ear was pressed firmly against the door of the inn room you and Vash were spending the night in.
From the outside of the room, it sounded like the two of you were experiencing every human emotion in rapid succession. That, of course, left a certain priest curious to know what you were doing. He was just about to throw the door open when Meryl came by. She wasn't one to ask questions or probe into your personal life with Vash. Once Wolfwood's intentions became clear to her, she quietly shooed him away.
"Whatever they're doing doesn't matter. Vash needs a moment of peace, for everyone's sake." Meryl said with a sigh, putting her hands on her hips.
Your cheerful giggle rang throughout the room as Vash blew another raspberry against your neck. Your arms quickly swung up and wrapped around his neck, holding him tight as the two of you laughed together. You could see the large grin plastered on his face; his smile was bright enough to light the darkest rooms.
"Do you finally concede, mortal?! Do you not understand that you stand against the mighty Vash the Stampede?" He dramatically blurted it out, his voice full of sarcasm. He was all smiles when his silly monologue earned him another giggle from you.
"Be quiet, you!" Your words are laced between your laughs. "You've gotta take this seriously!"
His hands came up and cupped your chest, fingers grazing over your nipples. It earns him a soft moan, but it’s quickly replaced with another giggle as he gives your breasts a few good squeezes.
"I’m taking this seriously!" He gives you a few more squeezes, planting himself down on your stomach. It got a soft ‘oof’ from you, but you were capable of supporting his weight.
"So super seriously." He added it with a cheeky grin. With his hips positioned perfectly in front of your breasts, four petals opened up to reveal a tendril-like member. This wasn’t your first time with Vash. You were well aware that he wasn’t human. It didn’t change a thing for you.
His cock twitched in excitement as his eyes scanned every inch of your supple breasts. Leaning forward gently to reposition his weight onto his knees, he placed his cock between your breasts, squishing them against his erection.
"Permission to move, your majesty?" He asked with a flirty laugh.
You roll your eyes, but you can’t help but smile. You adore his goofy nature. "Permission granted, good sir!" You say it with a voice of confidence.
"Yippie!"
He wastes no time thrusting his hips, his hands firmly holding your breasts together as his cock slides back and forth between the mounds. His fingers tease over your nipples to elicit a few moans from you.
You glance up to see that bright smile on his face, and you can't help but smile back at him. You stick your tongue out, giving kitten licks to the head of his member every time he thrusts forward. You proudly giggle at the moan you're able to draw out of the blonde.
"Having fun?" You ask him, batting your eyelids in dramatic fashion.
"I'm having a great time! Can I cum on your face?" He gives you those signature puppy-dog eyes.
"Quite a blunt question to ask Vash, but yes."
You see him perk up in excitement at your agreement. In an instant, the blonde is erratically and rather roughly thrusting his cock between your breasts. It's enough to rattle your head a little.
Vash tends to get overexcited when he's about to cum and often starts fucking like a dog in heat. His eyes light up, and a satisfied moan escapes his lips as his cum covers your face and chest.
You look up at him with a pouty smile. "You made a giant mess."
Vash rubs his head with an apologetic laugh. "Sorry...I got really excited. Maybe you should stop being so beautiful."
You bring your hand up and swipe some of the droplets with your finger. You place it in your mouth and suck gently. Vash's cum has a sweet taste to it; you often find yourself reminded of strawberries.
Vash's eyes were locked on your every motion when you did that. The sight flipped a switch in his brain that sent him into overdrive. In just a few quick motions, he was off your stomach and between your legs, shoving himself into your wet and inviting sex.
You gasped, your body spasming around him at the sudden intrusion. "H-Hang on Vash...!"
But Vash is already in motion, thrusting in and out at an erratic pace, letting his moans fill the room in a carefree manner.
It took your body a second to adjust, but enough of your natural lube kicked in to more than compensate for his intense pace. Your arms wrapped around him and pulled him down, foreheads pressed together as both your moans combined into a beautiful song.
You always adored how vocal Vash was. He never tried to hide how good it felt to be inside of you. You placed both hands on his face, pulling him down into a desperate kiss. It was full of love and passion; your moans were laced between each crash of your lips.
His hands came up and massaged your breasts, thumbing over your sensitive nipples as his pace quickened. The bed beneath you is squeaking with each movement.
"C-Can I cum inside? Please? You feel so good..." He whimpers his words at you. His face is twisting in pleasure as he awaits your answer.
You simply give him a nod, and that's all it takes before he's fucking you so fast that all your noises get caught in your throat.
Your name left his lips in a desperate moan as he shoved deep inside you, filling you up to the brim. The feeling triggers your own orgasm, with your insides clenching around him, milking every last drop of cum from him.
He collapses on top of you, a startled yelp coming out as your hands wrap around him. You can see the cheesy smile on his face as he lies there. He can be so childish sometimes, but that's why you love him.
You place a kiss on his head, the both of you giggling as you come down from your highs. "Satisfied now?" You ask
Vash nods his head happily. "That was great! Can we do this 20 more times?"
"The best I can offer is 2." You tease.
He sits up, his hands cupping your breasts. "Deal!" Vash looks down at you, before the cheesiest smile comes over his face. He gives your breasts two quick squeezes, before uttering the dorkiest thing you've ever heard.
"Honk, honk."
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