#miranda is not invited

[grrrechka]

They having a meeting

#miranda is not invited #i love her i swear but... #its funny to make her that one scary grandma #look at these idiots eating soup #except Alci she doesn't look lika soup person #donna beneviento #resident evil village #resident evil 8 #resident evil #karl heisenberg #salvatore moreau #lady beneviento #re8 lady dimitrescu #lady alcina #resident evil alcina #alcina dimitrescu #lady dimitrescu #re8 lords #mother miranda #meemaw

[hellodahliah]

starcrossed

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titania: the guests seem to have a good time, you should go and join them.

puck: mom... i just really want to say about this morning... i really appreciate everything you have done. even if i was a bit-...

titania: i know, puck. it's okay, i have also been a teenager once before.

hermia: puck?

puck: h-hi hermia, you look... wow!

hermia: thank you, um... could we talk?

puck: of course, is everything okay?

hermia: umm... about that.

titania: hmmm?

#ts4 storytelling #ts4 story #ts2 to ts4 #2t4 #veronaville #oberon gossamer #mercutio monty #miranda capp #yuki behr #hugo villareal #tybalt capp #juliette capp #titania summerdream #puck summerdream #hermia capp #sofia bjergsen #morgan fyres #all of the veronaburg bunch were invited to the party #also i dunno but the dialogue felt... cringey... maybe because it was meant to be an awkward moment #wikihow how to flirt with your crush when your mum is standing right next to you?

[pickled-flowers]

I have such a hard time relating to cishet people like wtf 😭

#bestie invited their cishet date to our new year party and his insta pic is those ms paint meme faces..... #immediately i was like hum dont think ill get along with that guy #i do get along with my other friends bf Zak #hes cishet but hes a good guy i really like him #and tbh my friendships with cis men are super precious to me as a transmasc! #but most cishet men.... make me cringe #anyways shoutout to my cishet guy friends 💞💞💞 #love them love that they make me feel like one of the guy theyre great #also its always funny when theres one cis person at the function 😂 #like this guy is going to spend the evening surrounded by non binary and transfem its gonna be great #and me also ✌️ #not even scared about him being shitty because i know if he says anything my good judy Rose will punch his ass 💖 #i guess this is also a love letter to my transfem friends 💞 #Rose and Jill <333 #i dont see rose often but every time we meet we're both like Woah! your HRT is doing its job! #and Jill my good pal Jill #love her so damn much #precious swiss fairy #also Miranda will be there and i love them muchly #they were my qpp for some time i still feel so safe around them <3 #aaaaah i love my friends!!!! i love going on tangents!!!!!!

[ravenouswreckage]

What is the Coral Festival?

(( In short — some species of merfolk experience a spike in gregariousness, sociability, fertility/virility, and attraction around the high tide and full moon of either late October or early November. This typically happens with the more spread out species, guaranteeing that they begin to gather together into a single place in larger numbers, and thus helping to improve genetic diversity.

In short, it's basically a heat or estrous cycle. That's all you really need to know.

There's more, too, since these aren't mammals we're talking about, and merfolk experience it differently than you might be typically used to, but that's the gist of it.

Since this is merfolk, and they're a sapient species with their own history and culture, and they all experience this at the same time, they usually make an event of it. Hence, Coral Festival, since merfolk especially connect it to the time when the coral spawns as well. The full name is Habp'll pl'qe ane'jhe Oikahj, which is what Miranda tends to call it, though I default to Coral Festival and Coral Season ( and sometimes Coral Madness, when Miranda especially feels frustrated and wants to complain about her own body, though this is much less "official" ). Miranda actually has a pretty good time of it, having a larger party at her castle for the entire duration, inviting the local High Royals and some of their friends, since she has good reason not to want her fellow Low Royals to be involved. There's food, good company, music, beds, and just about everything you could need for a nocturnal orgy every night for a week.

Every so often I've had her bring along other muses as guests, either being invited or wanting to come themselves, though Miranda tends not to just bring it up on a whim to her friends. Least of all because she's usually pretty distracted, mentally, although she's more "be friendly and sociable and just really want to bond with her friends and be friends with everyone" than how your typical "heat" might be written. There's also the factor of how the entire celebration is in the underwater portions of her castle, and typically solely remains there, which means her land friends need to figure out some way to breathe water to join. However, it also presents some unique lore, and represents one of the few chances other muses have to talk to just normal merfolk, who aren't a part of the royal courts and at most have control of a town or two.

#OOC. #ASK. #ANON. #HEADCANON. #(( tbf merfolk are effectively fertile all year long but some nonetheless need that spike #(( they all have. pretty low fertility by default actually. #(( like way lower than you might expect. #(( though miri's on birth control and most of the people she invites are the same so. not really a lot of that going to be happening. #(( mostly this is for the sake of Be Social and Have Fun #(( especially since this is one of miranda's few chances to bond with her fellow merfolk #(( outside the context of the crown #(( bellanda doesnt join at all though. not her type of scene.

[plethoraworldatlas]

I'm really over all this weird hate Lin Manuel Miranda has started getting. Like, he's not perfect, some of his work is very phoned in just for a paycheck or part of a contract, and yeah he should be criticized for the times he's fumbled or worse about racism, but a lot of the criticism this website is throwing at him is just off the mark. Like, you absolutely cannot deny the impact he's had on theater, Pop Culture, recent music, etc.; Of course, people do try and minimize or flat out deny any impact he's had, and they flat out have to lie or misrepresent reality to do it. Hamilton, while obviously worthy of its criticism, definitively made an impact with race blind casting and emphasizing diversity; It's not fully his fault Disney remakes saw people liked race-blind casting once and decided all their remakes have it now regardless of the legitimate criticisms he got from it. Speaking of remakes, a lot of Tumblr people hating on him hard-core right now are specifically hating on him in relation to the Little Mermaid remake, and... I hate to defend it, but Tumblr should really understand by now that not everyone is hating on an admittedly bad remake for the same reason, and in this case a lot of them are hating on it for very obviously racist reasons, and yet because they share a hate for LMM, people just reblog without looking, and now tons of Leftist or Progressive Tumblrs are regularly reblogging Lite to big time racist/fascist Tumblrs. Like, come on, isn't this website the one where everyone was all smug about not falling for "obvious" Right Wing Pipelines? Look, they guy is earnest and imperfect, and I've never really cared about him before now, simply because I recognized the flagrantly stupid "He WaS nEvEr GoOd" takes and recognized the pipeline that was coming because of Little Mermaid. He's just a guy who made it big and kinda gets used a lot, and who works a lot because he likes music and really doesn't want to do anything that could mess up his dream projects; So he takes on some subpar projects for cash or because he's contractually obligated to, so many actors and artists do that, at least he still tries to make it fun. And, in regards to a lot of common criticism, he seems to genuinely be learning and actually trying to better himself and better showcase diversity and darker skinned characters in his work, he's trying which is a whole lot more than honestly most; He seemed to genuinely think the policies he supported for Puerto Rico would help but now he shows regret for supporting things that hurt it. Honestly, he's handling going from "hero of diverse storytelling and music who tries to help more diverse creativies" to "literally as bad as a fascist while also justifying people being racist towards him and calling it progressive" better than most would.

#lin manuel miranda #lin manuel appreciation post #I've had a feeling a lot of Tumblr funnymen were gonna waterslide down a right wing pipeline soon yall are too smug #Even on post talking about how literally anyone can fall into conspiracy theories or a right wing pipeline #The same people saying don't be smug you could fall for it too are like actively sharing memes less than 4 degrees away from fash accounts #First people try defending LMM and they get blown away and the OP gets a high on it then they invite the drama for that high #I predict at least 3-4 currently Progressive or Leftist Tumblr Funnymen will end up libertarians to lite fash by December #And if they ever get out of that fash again they'll have to live with the fact that the thing that got them fash was a damn rapping seagull

[mrfoox]

Alright fellas i scored a second date with the girl this Friday and we are going to watch the Hobbit at her place 🥺

#miranda talking shit #We talked about tlotr and hobbit on our first date and i mentioned i wanted to see iy again #Bc i dont have it at home ... And now a few days later wr talked about it again and she said i could come by and watch it with her #Giiiiirl im so gay thank yoooou 🥺 #I cant imagine this as an.... Date though. Im so bad at understanding and accepting anyone can LIKE me #Potentially romantically so im like... Ok we were on a date.... We met through a dating app... She invited me over... #But like.... Maybe she means just as a friend like.... Maybe shes just nice....

[cmitrescu-a]

ok  but  re  dating  sim  when

#but i think it should be milfs dilfs and gilfs only #like dream daddy but horror #so that's: lady d (you have to get her daughters to like you) #mia winters (you have to help her with various illegal and unethical science) #heisenberg (will not confirm or deny whether he has kids) #donna beneviento (i feel like her arc wld be abt getting over the loss of her child or smth. it's the only non ridiculous plot in the game) #also angie's there but she's a yappy little poodle #mother miranda's not invited and that's cause i hate her #ethan winters (the only normal option in the game) #jack baker (his plot's probs abt like. alcoholism and the true meaning of family) #marguerite baker (i think her plot shld be abt opening a restaurant idk) #wesker's there bc he has kids in the netflix and im pretty sure he has a kid in game canon too? wild. but anyway if you pick his options #the game turns abruptly from a visual novel into a first person shooter again #william and annette birkin also will be there and have romance plotlines revolving around helping them cover up shady shit #mr x is also there bc i think he has dilf energy. won't elaborate. he has no speaking lines. #anyway who's going to pay me to make this i think it's a great idea #𝚃𝙸𝙻𝙻 𝙷𝚄𝙼𝙰𝙽 𝚅𝙾𝙸𝙲𝙴𝚂 𝚆𝙰𝙺𝙴 𝚄𝚂 𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝚆𝙴 𝙳𝚁𝙾𝚆𝙽 ( out ) 🩸. #don't rb but feel free to add on in the notes

[royalreef]

      She can’t say she was intending to piss off as many governments as possible by marrying Aaravi, but she’s not exactly complaining either—

#Glory and Gore || IC #The rumor mill || Dash Commentary #Cursed words and treachery hissed between needle teeth || Discord Commentary #(( miranda mentally making a note to invite aaravi to some dinners with monster government officials #(( and then deeply kiss her in front of everyone #(( go on :) get upset about the foreign diplomat's wife and soulmate :) see what happens :)

[spkyscry-a]

@royalreef​ asked: The act of pulling up a chair beside Vera is so familiar that it almost becomes mundane. Like hearing wind outside, or the rustle of leaves on the ground, or the heating kick on. It's familiar, traced over and over again until all the edges turn smooth. The wheels roll against the ground, and her claws click against the floor, and not for a moment is it not entirely obvious who it is that's joined Vera.

She gets close, close as she can, but she doesn't yet reach out. She wants to. Her body aches with a want for touch, for a demand to feel Vera's fingers trace her lateral line. The sensation, the warmth that isn't warmth, makes her shift in her seat. Makes her lean forward. But she doesn't yet touch Vera, no matter how much she keeps awkwardly shuffling in her seat, trying to find relief that wouldn't come for nearly a month.

There's a box in her hands. Giftbox, flat, wrapped up in a scaled leather and a big golden ribbon tied around its edges. She hasn't handed it to Vera yet, but there's not exactly a mystery about who it's for.

She smells sharply sweet, almost like cinnamon. A strange scent, one that sticks to the roof of the mouth and nearly stings, in that odd pleasant way, and one Vera would have known before now. Miranda always gets this way around this time of year.

She just normally doesn't talk about it.

"Vera," she starts slowly, awkwardly, tongue quickly tangling itself in knots. It feels like it should be impossible, for Miranda, of all people, to stumble over her own words, but still it happens. She has to speak slowly, carefully, lest more come out than she wants to. "How would you feel about... perhaps, visiting by my castle, during early November? My people have a holiday within that time, and I would love for you to join me. It will last around five days, and... I thought it would be beneficial, for you to be able to plan ahead."

Vera doesn’t even react to Miranda pulling up a chair beside her at first, though the very slight turn of her lips makes it apparent she is indeed aware. She’s busying herself, as usual, with work. Rapid keystrokes across laptop, getting things ready for the Halloween festivities that will take place this year at her establishments and getting the work started on the other notable holidays. A slight glance from digital to the paper ones, to compare she’s gotten everything right, before she rapidly returns to her work. 

And, ah, there’s that sweetness that makes her hesitate a brief moment, before her work continues. It’s something that always comes this time of year for Miranda, a foretelling of when she’ll inevitably disappear sometime soon. It’s not something she’d given much thought to any other year. It does make her brow furrow slightly now that the idea has been put closer to the forefront of her thoughts, about if she should bring it up. To see if things would be brought to more light now that they’re in a proper relationship. 

Vera planned to do just that, yes, as she finished the last bit she could for this. A good time for a pause. And, of course, that’s when she heard the other start. Listening, careful, when Miranda of all people is having trouble putting things into proper words. It’s enough for her to scooch the laptop away and give more full attention to Miranda now. How even her snakes heads tilt somewhat at the topic. It explains why she left already, if there was a holiday that time of year, but to join...

“I’d be delighted to join you, love. Thank you for informing me, I’ll be sure to clear up my schedule in advance...” A week’s worth of time, yes, just to be on the safe side. With a month’s notice, it shouldn’t be an issue to shuffle things to clear that space out.

A slight tilt of her own head now as she considered; leaving it clear there was a question left unsaid. If Miranda disappeared, it’s not unreasonable to assume that it was a proper merfolk thing, and the many issues that would come from someone like her trying to get involved... Vera did not speak up, quite yet, for she was fairly sure her fears of the more physical issues may be abated shortly. If not, she could press anyways.

#Seem So Unsafe ;; Vera #royalreef #Scales Shine Bright. Blood Runs Cold | Vera x Miranda { royalreef } #vera is not prepared for what she's getting herself into but by god #she got invited and so she will do her best

[itaviv]

“The Monday Book” coming out mid to late July.

A webcomic about a lot of crime, debt and mostly ridiculous coincidences. (Better plot description on my pinned post.)

#the monday book #miranda tmb #isha draws #isha's comics #isha's original #webcomic #webtoon #comedy #any proof readers are gladly invited to help #Reblogs greatly appreciated. #please read it or I'll eat your other blorbos #peak flirting #ask me anything you wanna know!!!!!!!! #the desperate monday #indiecomic

[threadbareturnbacks]

Eleanor: The time of stories is over. Now is the time of cold hard truths.

20 min later

Hornigold: The Queen of Thieves! The Princess of Nassau! She lorded over us like a tyrant, a tyrant I say! She is capable of all crimes and has committed all sins! Imagine the power and influence you will gain by bringing her back to England in chains!

#oh eleanor you cannot will yourself out of the story #cold hard truths are in the eyes of the beholder #the irony of eleanor declaring 'i am an englishwoman' w the intent to control Nassau #and ashe telling miranda 'this is what civilization is!' about his betrayal #foreshadowing eleanors embrace of civilization #and the myriad betrayals and contradictions she invites into herself #im wondering if im just obsessed w this show or if it really is this smart #normal tv is not written w this much care i feel like im going insane #black sails #eleanor guthrie #there is A LOT to unpack in this episode #also consider: Silvers face journey when he hears that Flint is going to be hanged #also consider: Billy as the antithesis of civilization a 'proper pirate' w his work ethic and loyalty #also consider: Vane understanding that the Story of Pirates is more valuable than any ship or pretty greivance #'no more stories' sorry eleanor the stories are just getting started

[nulfaga]

Aw man i'm thinking about salo again. And I'm completely normal

#i am not thinking of her and thane doing respective nightly prayers together. #(and on rough nights him sitting up and meditating while she does the full 99-rep tasbih) #i am NOT thinking of salo and kolyat post war doing homework together on video call #(he just got into talat's aerospace engineering program and salo had to defer for a year due to almost dying once again #so they're comparing notes for physics 101) #i am not thinking of salo and miranda regularly inviting him over 10 20 30yrs on to play with their kids and their enormous stinky dog #whatever. whatever dude #salomé vauquelin

[reivontulet-arch]

𝒄𝒐𝒏𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒖𝒆𝒅 | for @afraidofchange​ ( miranda ) 

              𝒓𝒐𝒓𝒚 𝒅𝒐𝒆𝒔𝒏’𝒕 𝒌𝒏𝒐𝒘 𝒉𝒐𝒘 𝒔𝒉𝒆 𝒎𝒖𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒖𝒑 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒕𝒓𝒂𝒊𝒏𝒕 to pull back. it’s not bitterness or former revulsion towards the xo that bars her from pushing further; it’s the initial resistance she’s been met with that sobers her up. true, she hadn’t enjoyed miranda’s company or presence since boarding the normandy. but somewhere along the lines of nearly dying time and time again as they head towards certain death, that dislike is chipped away and makes room for vulnerability. seeing the so called paradigm of perfection break formation and twist under pressure of fear, just like any other crew member on this ship. seeing her obvious discomfort on pragia, which later grows with each mention of rory’s own cerberus experience. it humanizes her in ways rory hadn’t expected. and rory realizes miranda’s been as much a victim to cerberus’ tactics as anyone aboard this ship is. maybe she thinks that’s where they stand, on common ground, and the mutual situation would give a little way for more. 

              but miranda holds her at arm’s length like she was poison, somehow. and rory blinks owlishly up at her, still trying to reconcile the whirlwind of how she carried herself into miranda’s office and where she was now. ❝ yeah ... ❞  rory responds, wiping her thumb at her own lower lip as her face fills with warmth. it’s as gently as anyone could be let down but it’s still delicate. she already tries to turn to leave ... but miranda’s hold on her arms doesn’t relent. instead they’re very much still facing each other, shoulders rising and falling subtly as they both force their breaths to a slower rate. rory’s not sure which direction to move in, but her head tilts at miranda’s words, almost in complete confusion as she begins shaking it. 

              ❝ who said anything about emotions ? ❞  she asks slowly,  ❝ that’s not what i’m here for. but ... if you want me to leave, i’ll leave. just say the words.❞

#afraidofchange #afraidofchange ( miranda ) #this only took a hundred years to write sdfghjk #‧ ⁘ ✦ ☾ ︴ verse — i keep a record of the wreckage in my life. ( mass effect ) #‧ ⁘ ✦ ☾ ︴ interactions — if one desires change they must invite the chaos. #‧ ⁘ ✦ ☾ ︴ queue — ��we were gemini feed.

[notesfromachair]

You are SO not invited to my Oscar party

Hollywood is like high school with money. It’s a funny old expression that at this point seems a little too easy, if not reductive.  Sure, there are a lot of mean girls and guys in the entertainment industry that like to punch their power and wealth right between the eyes of all those they deem below them.  That is to say, the rest of us.  And these types don’t necessarily all live in…

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#Bill Maher #bryan lourd #caa #hissy fit #hollywood reporter #i&039;m just ken #Joe Biden #Kamala Harris #mean girls gif #Miranda Priestly gif #oscar snub #Real Time with Bill Maher #regina george #stefon snl #talking heads once in a lifetime #the oscars #you are so not invited to my bar mitzvah #you can&039;t sit with us

[ravenouswreckage]

       Behold, a merfolk, who is used to merfolk stamina and endurance, and for whom the statement ‘fuck her so hard that she can’t walk’ has an ENTIRELY different connotation.

#IC. #DASH COMM. #CRACK. #(( THE JOYS OF LIVING UNDERWATER....... WHEN GRAVITY IS JUST A DISTANT DREAM........... #(( and miranda who just gets right the fuck back up afterwards like nothing happened #(( SHE WOULD WARN BUT ITS NOT LIKE. SHES INVITED MANY LANDFOLK BEFORE TO SAID HOLIDAY.

[streatfeild]

just watched invitation to a murder and jesus christ i remember why seamus dever was my first big actor crush……. fuck me he‘s fine

#idk what’s going on with his accent there. he kinda benoit blanc‘ed it a bit? (not that i can judge as a non-native speaker lol) #anyway very very sexy of him the scene at the tree. and his hair too. gosh his eyes #really makes me wanna rewatch castle tbh #shut up kit #invitation to a murder #also miranda green should become the lesbians' benoit blanc and no i don’t take criticism