#mistborn era 2 memes

[just-cosmere-fan]

#mistborn #mistborn era 1 #mistborn era 2 #wax and wayne #wax and wayne series #cosmere #the final empire #the well of ascension #hero of ages #the alloy of law #shadows of self #the bands of mourning #the lost metal #cosmere memes #cosmemes #mistborn memes #mistborn era 1 memes #mistborn era 2 memes #crempost #cremposting

[piano-hoarder]

Guys.

Wayne is literally a pack rat.

#mistborn #wayne mistborn #wax and wayne #mistborn era two #mistborn era 2 #cosmere #cosmere memes #the cosmere #cosmemes #mistborn memes #brando sando #crempost #cremposting

[saravarlok]

I finished reading Mistborn Era 2 😭

#mistborn era 2 #cosmere #cosmemes #wax and wayne #waxillium ladrian #wayne #cosmere memes #steris harms #steris ladrian #mistborn

[obsessed-with-words-on-a-page]

Feruchemy appreciation: bronze

Bronze feruchemists have the ability to store wakefulness in metalminds. Sure, that doesn’t seem useful (you can’t fight with it or anything), but take a second to imagine it. Do you ever spend hours in bed, tossing and turning but unable to fall asleep? Start filling your metalmind, and bam! Hours of deep, dreamless sleep. Or when you turn off your alarm, groggy and wanting nothing more than to go back to bed, just start tapping your metalmind, and you will be awake and alert, ready for the new day. You will never be tired, sleepy, or irritable. In conclusion, bronze feruchemy is so awesome.

#brandon sanderson #cosmere #mistborn #mistborn era 2 #sazed #feruchemy #cosmeme #cosmemes #waxillium ladrian #mistborn meme

[my-personal-hellsite]

Nobody asked, but here are some memes from the Alternate Universe I visited in my dreams where Sanderson accidentally published a typo that made it sound like Wayne really likes eating ass and didn't catch it until after the first printing and audiobook were already released

#cremposting #wax and wayne #mistborn era 2 #wayne terrisborn #I'm sorry brandon #unreality #if anyone comes across these memes out of context I'm sorry for that too bit I'm still posting #long

[madxmellon]

Responding to the Joid art; pls do MeLaanxWayne I never see any of that on my dash

Your wish is my commmand

#my art #melaan #wayne #cosmere #cosmeme #mistborn #mistborn era 2 #wayne fanart #wax and wayne #wax and wayne fanart #melaan fanart #cosmere memes

[decisivelyindecisivelibra]

#the lost metal #Tlm #the lost metal spoilers #Wax and wayne #wayne #mistborn #Mistborn spoilers #spoilers #mistborn era 2 #squidward memes #Probably overreacting #tlm spoilers #Cosmere #brandon sanderson

[cosmererambles]

If you haven't watched this yet, do so.

#video #era 2 #mistborn #memes #kell posting #Youtube

[whitetyger123]

Shai: You can call me Moonlight

Marasi:

#it brings me so much joy that scadrial doesn't have a moon #mistborn era 2 spoilers #the lost metal spoilers #marasi colms #cosmere memes #tlm

[charismaquark]

the plot of era 2 be like:

#yeah i just finished rereading SoS. and this is how i'm coping with that #mistborn #mistborn era 2 #wax and wayne #shadows of self #cosmere #memes that hit different depending how much you've read #has this been done yet? #was going to make it look like he was crying but. my editing skillz were not up to that task

[niirjuana]

[THE LOST METAL SPOILERS AHEAD]

Dear Brando Sando, could you please NOT KILL A CHARACTER at the first page of every book you make?

I'm literally crying because of Wayne's mom, please stop my suffering and kill me instead

#cosmere #cosmemes #cremposting #the lost metal #mistborn #mistborn era 2 #wayne mistborn #scadrial #brandon sanderson #brando sando #mistborn meme

[just-cosmere-fan]

Marasi: I've heard this place is haunted

Marsh: bullshit, I've lived here 300 years and I haven't seen anything

#cosmere #mistborn #cosmemes #mistborn memes #mistborn era 2 #mistborn era 2 memes #the alloy of law #shadows of self #bands of mourning #marsh mistborn #marasi colms #incorrect cosmere quotes #incorrect mistborn era 2 quotes #incorrect mistborn quotes

[isdalinarhot]

what is the zellion sweep. i have no clue what it is. help

lets set the scene. its october 2022. tensions are high in the fandom due to a maelstrom of events. we are all at our wits end. i, personally, am going through one of the worst periods of my whole life for non cosmere reasons. we're all tired. we're fucking exausted

and then. i get an email. from the kickstarter. theres one more stretch goal left to reveal. i wonder who it is? kelsier? evi? elhokar? then i read the email. "brandon said "let's add zellion." we are proud to announce our final miniature will be zellion!"

who. the fresh fuck. is zellion.

i am at my wits end, and so is alanamy the-tumblr-user-formerly-known-as-moash, currently tumblr user zellionsweep. they make some silly posts about who the fuck is zellion. i also make some posts like who the fuck is zellion. alanamy zellionsweep tags these posts #ZELLIONSWEEP as a reference to the #MORBIUSSWEEP meme from a few months back.

from there, the lore begins. i make silly posts about zellion's unrequited love for szeth. i make a post claiming that he and dalinar were once lovers. others assert that he has no bitches, he gets no pussy, he receives no cock. he is bisexual. he is biphobic. he is a menace. he's dating moash now. he's secretly kelsier, no, evi, no, aesudan, no, fused dalinar. he's like the wind, he's everywhere and nowhere. nonsensical headcanons are posted under the hashtag #zellionsweep. tumblr user kaladins-simp-list begins compiling a list of all the zellion lore. it is very inconsistent. we all have our own unique interpretations of the character.

zellionsweep escapes containment and ends up on r/cremposting. i find out how many of my tumblr mutuals have reddit accounts. people start flying dangerously close to post limit. we are fucking insane. we needed this. after weeks and weeks of moashcourse and syladin and mistborn era 2 discussion and the ever looming threat of cosmere adaptations and stress and frustration, we finally get to let loose and clown on brand sand for the stupidest decision he has ever made, which is entrusting us with a brand new guy and not telling us anything about him and expecting everyone to be normal about it.

they still shouldve given elhokar a figurine though.

#zellionsweep #hey look an ask #greatest hits

[spooky-lestibournes]

You know what I want from mistborn era 3?? Memes. Shitty dank memes and reaction images like we had in the 2000s. Era 3 takes place in the "80s", which I assume to mean the dawn of Scadrian digital and internet culture. One of my favourite bits of era 2 were the broadsheets. They were a nice snapshot of the world's regular society, and what better way to convey that in era 3's timeframe than with memes and shitposts cremposts ashposts?

I want screenshots of blogs and forums and chatrooms.

We already meme our own historical and religious figures to hell and back, so imagine what it would be like on a planet like Scadrial.

Imagine turning a page and seeing this

Or this

#then cremposts would count as fanfics #mistborn #mistborn era 3 #cosmere #cfsbf #crem fresh from the highstorm #cremposting #brandon sanderson

[obsessed-with-words-on-a-page]

So I just finished The Lost Metal and uhhh

#wayne no #wayne YES #cosmere #cosmeme #mistborn #the lost metal #mistborn era 2 #mistborn meme

[brongusthearcanist]

Spoilers for like all of era 2 of mistborn. We know that Kel and Sazed still talk on occasion. At the end you even get to see how the dynamic has changed. Where Sazed was once in the dark, so now is Kel, and he really doesn't like it. He knows that Sazed is holding back a lot of information, Sazed was never good at lying. But like, has Kel really talked to Marsh? It's been 300 years, you'd think that he would wanna talk to the brother he thought was dead before he "died" and vice versa. I know they didn't get along but come on. I just wanna see a Spider-Man meme of the two pointing but they are saying "I thought you died". Quite the strange pair of immortal siblings.

#mistborn #cosmere #fanatsy #brandon sanderson