#the alloy of law

[just-cosmere-fan]

#mistborn #mistborn era 1 #mistborn era 2 #wax and wayne #wax and wayne series #cosmere #the final empire #the well of ascension #hero of ages #the alloy of law #shadows of self #the bands of mourning #the lost metal #cosmere memes #cosmemes #mistborn memes #mistborn era 1 memes #mistborn era 2 memes #crempost #cremposting

[onlycosmere]

Questioner: If Steris, Rock, and Lift had to prepare potatoes, how would they prepare them?

Brandon Sanderson: This is actually pretty easy because Lift would get there without her potatoes, right? Now, she probably ate some of them, she probably just lost the others, she maybe gave some of them away to people who needed them. She's not going to arrive with any potatoes.

If you give Lift a sack of potatoes, it's on you. You can know the potatoes went to good places. She probably tried to feed one to her chicken, it probably didn't like it very much, mine doesn't, but she tried.

Rock is going to make something delicious because it's a challenge to him. He's not familiar with a potato, he's like what do I do with this thing? He's going to figure out how to make something very very very cool with it.

Steris is going to buy a recipe book. She's going to make every potato dish in there, in case you don't like the one that she made. 

#the stormlight archive #rhythm of war #mistborn #the alloy of law #cosmere #cfsbf #brandon sanderson #wob #root

[runmienn]

Mistborn era 2 gang!

#brandon sanderson #digital art #cosmere #cosmere fanart #fantasy art #mistborn #mistborn fanart #runmien cosmere #waxillium ladrian #steris harms #marasi colms #wayne #mistborn era 2 #the alloy of law

[thestormlightnetwork]

The Alloy of Law chapter 16 be like:

wayne, dressed as an old lady: oh the world keeps changing, it's so bizarre, could give me a detailed analysis of how this high security transportation vehicle works?

a poor tekiel guard: well you see, once these doors lock no one can enter in or out for twelve whole hours.

wayne, noting in his traded notebook: and would you say this mechanism is completely foolproof? could dynamite penetrate it? what about allomancers?

tekiel guard: what would they do? Push so hard they'd be blown off the train? if they did get into it, there will be guards waiting inside

wayne, still in an old lady's costume: and what are they armed with?

tekiel guard: a motherfuckin- hold on...

wayne:...

tekiel guard: and why would you-

wayne: OH I'M MISSING MY TEA *RUNNING*

wayne, changing his costume to a lord: oh, by the Survivor! how did this happen?

tekiel guard: he was disguised as an elderly-

wayne: and how many soldiers did yoy say again you had, Captain?

tekiel guard: three dozen-

wayne: THAT'S NOT ENOUGH, LET ME SEND YOU MY PERSONAL GUARD

wayne, now in the costume of a guard: oh, my lord is quite paranoid, i'll let you do what you need to do.

wayne: have you met my buddy, Bren?

wax: ✌🏻 sup

#cosmere #mistborn #mistborn spoilers #the alloy of law #taow #mistborn era 2 #mistborn era two #mistborn era 2 spoilers #cosmere spoilers #ugh i'm trying to tag it in as many tags as i can to not spoil anyone and yet it's so ughhhh #august reads mistborn

[cosmere-cosmeme]

Wayne: You saved my life. Now it's up to you to take care of me.

Wax: Isn't it supposed to be "you saved my life, now I owe you"?

Wayne: Nope. The other way around. You saved my life, and now I'm your problem. You don't like it? Kill me again.

Wax: I don't th-

Wayne: God wanted me dead and now you get to find out why.

#this is practically canon #cosmere #cosmeme #brandon sanderson #mistborn era 2 shitpost #era 2 shitpost #incorrect era 2 quotes #just bc we dont know exactly how that convo went #The Alloy of Law #Mistborn era 2 #Shadows of Self #bands of mourning #wax and wayne #Waxillium Ladrian #wayne #cremposting #cfsbf

[lavenderleahy]

If I had a nickel for every time a Sanderson book made me say, "Wait. Marsh is ALIVE?" I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice.

#the final empire #the alloy of law #marsh #ironeyes #mistborn #brandon sanderson #cosmemes #mistborn spoilers #mistborn era 2

[l3st1b0urn3s-707]

I finally started The alloy of law!!!! Haven't read much yet, but it's really fun. For the moment I'm really liking Marasi, she's lovely, I want to know more about her. Wax in super interesting and cool to read, and Wayne is just so funny, I feel like he'd have so much fun with Lopen if they met. Also every mention about Harmony (and every other character from era 1, but especially Harmony because I love him so much) makes me so happy. I'm really excited to keep on reading and seeing what else is going to happen to them.

#the alloy of law #mistborn #mistborn era 2 #waxillium ladrian #wayne #wax and wayne #steris harms #marasi colms #the lopen #harmony #cosmere #brandon sanderson

[hedwyn-here]

Been listening to The Alloy of Law audiobook. "You prefer women that could beat you up?"

"Sure! It's a thing." Sanderson finally writing characters I can relate to.

#The Alloy of Law #Wayne #Brandon Sanderson #Cosmere

[ezhrndle]

Just finished The lost metal

#cosmere #mistborn #brandon sanderson #mistborn era two #mistborn era 2 #wax and wayne #wayne terrisborn #waxillium ladrian #steris harms #marasi colms #the alloy of law #shadows of self #the bands of mourning #the lost metal

[comiclysmic]

Cosmere Inktober - Lantern ft. a pair of Coinshot postal workers

✒️ Made with Kuretake & Deleter ink, and Dr. Ph. Martin watercolour

#mistborn #the alloy of law #arts arcanum #comiclysmic #cosmere inktober

[just-cosmere-fan]

Something something Ati being as much of Ruin's puppet as Marsh was Ati's something something Harmony manipulating Wax just as Ruin(and Preservation) manipulated him something something the cycle of abuse

#idk it's too late to be coherent #mistborn #cosmere #the final empire #the well of ascension #the hero of ages #the alloy of law #shadows of self #bands of mourning #the lost metal #wax and wayne #wax and wayne series #mistborn era 1 #mistborn era 2 #harmony mistborn #waxillium ladrian #sazed #sazed mistborn #marsh mistborn #ruin mistborn #ati #preservation mistborn #leras

[onlycosmere]

Marasi Colms - Endpaper Edition by Dan Watson

#mistborn #the alloy of law #dan watson #cfsbf #arts arcanum #marasi colms #root #cosmere #brandon sanderson

[the-lily-blooms-late]

So after The Alloy of Law I apparently texted my cousin “Also fascinated to see how wax’s sister becomes important bc she’s feeling very Chekhov’s gun atm”

And I think that comment aged fantastically

#down to the use of the word GUN #the alloy of law #Brandon Sanderson #mistborn

[thestormlightnetwork]

oh i am in LOVE with wayne. he is such an icon. like yes annoy the main character and be an absolute menace

#wayne mistborn #the alloy of law #mistborn era 2 #mistborn #august reads mistborn

[cosmere-cosmeme]

Steris: I left detailed instructions for everyone while I'm gone.

Wayne: Mine just says "Wayne, no"

Steris: I want you to apply it to every possible situation

#cosmere #cosmeme #brandon sanderson #mistborn era 2 shitpost #era 2 shitpost #incorrect era 2 quotes #Mistborn era 2 #The Alloy of Law #Shadows of Self #bands of mourning #Steris Harms #wayne #wax and wayne #cremposting #cfsbf

[that-0ne-goblin]

Stumbled upon a massive bookshop…

Still no Stormlight Archive but I did pick up a copy of The Alloy of Law

I guess my planned Brandon Sanderson route is going a different way, but I’m not complaining :D

#book #book blog #books #recommendations #reviews #brandon sanderson #mistborn #stormlight archive #the way of kings #bookshop #fantasy #mistborn era 2 #the alloy of law #waxillium ladrian