#hey look an ask

[isdalinarhot]

Tell me about your Adolin

Adolin is. Uh. A jerk? He’s catty and insensitive to most people and the only reason people see him as a sunshine good boi is because he’s nice to Kaladin and Shallan, who are pov characters. He couldn’t hold down a woman long enough to date them without it being an extremely sheltered girl who had only met one other non relative man in her life (who tried to kill her, so her bar was underground) so make of that what you will vis a vis his respect for women. even his friend Kaladin is a person he’s like “my nickname for you is a reminder of the most traumatic months of your life”. and he has daddy issues that revolve around not being allowed to wear stupid ass outfits as a soldier during a literal war. “Adolin’s instincts are always right!” Adolin’s instincts would have gotten Dalinar institutionalized in twok. And none of this makes me dislike Adolin, I think he’s a fun character, very complex, but oh my god everyone doesn’t seem to like him in a “fucked up little freak” way but rather in an “Adolin did nothing wrong” way. Like. Huh. What. Like there is no nuance to the Adolin I see in fandom spaces, just unwavering love and affection. Was it a Sunshine Good Boi moment when he was fatphobic to Sadeas. Was it a Sunshine Good Boi moment when he told Kaladin to go find a darkeyed woman with missing teeth or whatever the fuck. I just think when people talk about well Adolin isn’t just all pure sunshine and rainbows! all they can point to is him killing a piece of shit and NOT him being the King Of Microaggressions in a very natural rich guy way. And that frustrates me!

#sorry I’m 2 shots in so I’m still lucid but I’m starting to get honest 🫢 #drunkposting #hunkybeans #hey look an ask #Kholin critical #I guess.

[blackthornass]

it's so funny too melaan literally broke up with him and once he realized he was gonna have to live without shapeshifter girlcock bondage he simply decided to take a week to put his affairs in order, apologized to the lesbian he harassed, and then blew himself up with a magic nuke in the middle of the ocean

if i was a straight man i would do the same thing i cant even lie

#tlm spoilers #anonymous #hey look an ask

[jodragen]

Why can’t you draw Scott anymore? You don’t have to answer if you don’t want, I just didn’t know since it’s technically just suggestive (I get why if it’s kinda guilt)

Well I can't draw suggestive art of Scott any more. I know he changed his boundaries on Monday, but I was unsure if suggestive/pinups/innuendos where still ok. I asked in Scott's discord in the ask a mod section and they said that Suggestive stuff is no longer ok with him.

Seeing how what is suggestive varies from person to person I'm just going to air on the side of my own safety and not do any other pinup Scott pictures unless he himself tells me it's alright to do so.

I can still do cute fan art of Scott, just he's been one of my biggest muses for my pinups and spicier pieces I'm at a lost at what to do now because I like drawing pinups.

Edit: I needed to add, I don't feel guilty at all for what I have drawn. I just know that from now on I can't do more pinups with him so I am also choosing not to reblog those pieces that where done before the change in order to honor his wishes.

#hey look an ask #scott smajor #jodragen

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

world's longest staring contest GO-

#them. he??? wally plural <3 #how are they the same little man.... #looking between them in confusion so fast i get whiplash #one half of my brain: huh what huh what huh- #the other half: HOLY SHIT TWO WALLYS!!!!!! <3<3<3<3<3<3 #wait would it be wallys or wallies #fr what Is wally plural #existential questions we should all ask ourselves #scribble garnish #welcome home #welcome home puppet show #welcome home fanart #wally darling #i got a little lost in the Sauce making this & finished before realizing i didnt copy it over to a new larger canvas #& do the final layer/colors/bg there #so its a Little Bit Lower Resolution than id like #BUT HEY ITS NOT LIKE THATS EVER STOPPED ME BEFORE!!!! #whatever whatever doesnt matter its done and im satisfied with it #& i fuckin better be bc working on this killed my wrist lmfao #nearly dropped my stylus at one point from the sudden Oofie Ouchie #suffice to say i will be queuing this & then taking a day-long break from my hobbies #which are all hell on the wrist #which means i will probably leave the house out of sheer boredom #maybe ill watch spiderverse. go get a tasty Beverage. take a walk. summon the old gods if im in a silly goofy mood #just now realizing i probably drew wally too small #puppet wally. og wally light of my life. AHAHA OOPSIES TOO LATE TO FIX IT NOW 🥲👍

[solarpunkani]

Hot 4am take but I feel like if we want to get people more interested in making their yards a more habitable space for wildlife like insects, we have to acknowledge that ‘Don’t want bugs in your house’ is still a 100% fair and valid point of view. ‘Loves nature’ and ‘doesn’t want roaches spiders and mosquitoes in the house’ aren’t opposites.

And with that in mind, when we propose to people that spraying pesticides around houses is Not A Good Idea, Actually, I feel like we need to give an alternative asides from ‘deal with it.’

#solarpunk #anti pesticides #ani rambles #this is coming from personal opinion at 4am keep that in mind but like #I’m scared of roaches. i’m fine with them outside though #my parents dont like roaches and for good reason. they spray Ortho Home Defense along the veeery edge of the concrete by the doors to #keep roaches and shit from coming in because yknow. Florida. #if I tell them ‘hey actually we shouldn’t spray pesticides inside (ie raid spray) or outside (ie home defense) #theyre gonna ask wtf to do instead to prevent roaches #and if I tell them ‘nothing suck it up buttercup’ they’re gonna laugh and then double down on the sprays #we gotta have an alternative ready and honestly maybe I’m not looking in the right places but I genuinely don’t know of any #like one online friend told me leaving brush piles around the yard decreased the amount of bugs trying to come in but like #thats one person. anecdotal. and I haven’t seen anything online confirming that as a thing (yet) #idk man I’m going to bed. #might delete later #house pest saga

[inkedmyths]

I love scrolling thru Tumblr during the Met Gala bc like you have

Fashion dedicated blogs who are actually familiar with its history, determining if things are on theme and comparing past looks

Booing and shouting over every guy in a black suit

Fans of specific celebrities just absolutely drooling and swooning even if the look is just. Objectively not very good

On that note just some VERY horny people in general

People who just want to throw tomatoes at rich people

Discussion on how bad the Met is at even picking themes and that they need to so something really out there

"If you have the money and you're just wearing some boring ass dress get tf out"

#ink thinks #met gala #met gala 2023 #hey i know nothing about fashion who wants to send me looks from this year and ask me to rate them #1k #5k

[tibby-art]

life series team dynamic: Just Some Guys

#alt caption: Hey girl you saw us across the bar and you asked us if we were looking for a third to our divorced lesbian nonromantic open #relationship and youve asked three times after weve already said yes the first time #zombiecleo #ethoslab #life series #trafficblr #secret life #1k

[miwtual]

im so fucking tired of the disrespect gifmakers get on the gifmaker website

#kai.txt #negativity tw #(sorry these are gonna be a lot of tags. i have a lot of feelings and i dont know where else to put them) #we make gifs and nobody reblogs them #when they do get reblogged all people want to tell you is that your gifs arent good enough to them and rip it to shreds #'you're missing x' 'why didnt you do y' 'if i made this i would have abc' 'hey op ur wrong and this is why' 'i dont like this op' #reposters dont even reblog your fucking gifset but they'll save your gifs to repost later asking for how to do something #that they could have asked you how to do in the fucking first place #we reblog ourselves constantly because nobody else will and maybe to make our work look like it has more notes than it does #to make ourselves feel better about the lack of interaction we're getting #and then when we TALK about this frustration we have. people who are too afraid to say it to our faces #go on anon in our askboxes and tell us how we're somehow selfish for wanting people to interact with the sets #that we spent time on. hours. days. WEEKS in some cases #or we get anons who tell us the reason we dont have notes are because we arent good at gifmaking in the first place #but this is all on anon. because they're too scared to tell it to our faces #they're too scared for us to see that they ARENT a gifmaker and that they dont know how to do it any better either #they dont see us as people doing something we love as a hobby. they see us as content machines that dance like court jesters #im just so fucking tired of the disrespect #and this sentiment goes for more than just gifmakers. graphicmakers. artists. literally any creative hobby shared on this site #we get treated like shit and for what? literally for fucking what.

[tubbytarchia]

gg buddy am I right (ethubs doodle that I don't know what to do with)

#ethubs #Ive wanted to draw ethubs angst for so many days but art block is still hitting hard and this thing has been sitting around for awhile #hey ethubers how did you. survive #last life ethubs upsets me so much make it end #The way after Bdubs dies Etho is trying to justify to himself not having given him a life to begin with rather than #telling him to prove himself #its like he expects the others who are with him to comment on it but they dont. Etho's all "I couldn't have just given it to him you know.. #without them asking about it or anything. And Etho just keeps going. god damn it Etho I feel so bad for them #dont even get me started on what Bdubs said to G about Etho grrrr GRRRR I saw that for the first time not long ago GRRRRRR #I still wanna draw proper ethubs though. someday #also the damage to Bdubs' face is supposed to be from the rocket Lizzie shot #does it make sense? No probably not but its an excuse to make him look more dead #tubby art

[starry-bi-sky]

more clone^2 memes because i think they're funny

#dpxdc #dp x dc #dp x dc crossover #dpxdc crossover #dpdc #clone^2 #danny fenton is not the ghost king #so canon to clone^2 and clone damian the portal that ends up transporting damian to amity park is left pr ambiguous #so really how he got there could be one of many things whether it be through divine intervention or clockwork's doing or hell #it could've also been quite literally the 1 in 1 millionth chance that a natural portal opened up beneath him and sent him to amity #and was a happy accident #but the idea that the laz pits or another adjacent such entity heard damian wanting an older brother (he meant og damian but oops never- #specified) and then sends him to the one person who could fulfill that wish and make him happy at the same time. #was really funny to me within the context of the lilo and stitch meme. the meme can also be seen the other way around with danny as lilo #and damian as stitch. but danny being stitch was infinitely funnier and ~technically~ more accurate imo #danny technically IS a nice angel but also. he's a developing menace to society (just ask wes) and he's going to make damian one too #danny being from the midwest means he has a midwestern accent and thats not something the bats know how to handle when they finally meet hi #hey look at that! my meme making skills are steadily improving. im no longer making the same joke six different times in different formats #those first two images i made a few days ago the rest i made in the last thirty minutes in a spur of clone^2 induced inspiration #and procrastination of writing the cfau rewrite of the first post. we are 10k words deep folks and just barely got past the 1st gala reunio #dunking on the giw is a god-given right and danny WILL pass it down to damian

[naturecalls111]

#hs au #one piece #roronoa zoro #fanart #the L on Luffy’s jacket is also sewn on (thank you dadaaaaannn) #so with a little convincing (AKA luffy going zorroooo it would look sooooo cool) Zoro agrees to getting his initial sewn on as well #just for luffy to tell Dadan “he asked for an L as well 😃 #and now Zoro’s stuck with an L for Luffy on his jacket #he grumbled about it but hey he never picked it off so #Zoro loyalty to luffy transcends canon universe

[isdalinarhot]

dalinar big naturals

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

#bogreader #hey look an ask #dalinar big naturals #IMAGES THAT GO HARD #fave

[blackthornass]

If you could ask/bribe/convince people to read just one of your fics - not necessarily your best, not the one that you think summarizes your style, not even your favorite, but the one you want people to read the very most for whatever reason - which one would it be?

And if you feel comfortable, why that one?

hmm this is so hard. because like. my stormlight stuff is, with the exception of to be honest with oneself, just kinda porn one shots that i am like, happy with, but don't really have any large desire to be seen by the masses. it's for a niche audience, and for the most part, i feel like that niche audience has been reached.

but if you're willing to do a little bit of deep digging, i think the one i want read most is dancers and detectives, my 85k ace attorney longfic i wrote in 10th grade. mostly because i don't know if it holds up or not! a lot of it is probably... weird, since i was 15 and didn't really know anything about how being an adult worked, but the writing itself? i have no idea if it's good or not because i look back on it and see all the ways where i fucked up or could do it better now. the premise is that ron and desiree delite have a daughter and luke atmey similarly has a daughter and they become childhood friends and, later on when they're teenagers/adults, girlfriends. it doesn't get much traction nowadays because most people on ao3 arent like "wow, this longfic that is super oc heavy and features mainly side characters that were in one case for the canon characters sounds like exactly what i want to read" but its the first long writing project ive finished (and so far the only one to date) and so it is dear to me

#cosmereplay #hey look an ask

[surreal-duck]

With love, for you.

(extra vers under the cut!)

#tshirt that says i am normal after raison d'etre #duck scribbles #valkyrie #mika kagehira #shu itsuki #shumika #mademoiselle #enstars #another tshirt that says i am normal after the valkyrie trip album. (extreme lie) #never drawing hair drills ever again after this that was kind of painful #funny thing that happened while i was doing the lineart my friend saw and asked hey that kinda looks like mademoiselle #and i told them it was!!! and had the pleasure of informing them how it was shus grandpa madonee was modelled after and grandpa itsuki's #doomed parisian yuri romance and his reaction was simply a five stages of grief speedrun. it was great i love telling her things #ensemble stars #kind of started to not like how it turned out by the end of it but its swagever. agh i didnt improve much this year huh 😔👊👊👊 #edit I NOTICED I FORGOT TO COLOR IN SOME LINES RAHG fixed now orz

[carlyraejepsans]

Rate UT characters on likely they are to eat spoiled food

premise: as monster food does not spoil, this speculation is based on how i think they'd treat human food in the post pacifist ending

frisk. trash burger. enough said. (also i hc that they grew up on the streets, so... not a lot of chances to be picky with your food.)

sans. second most likely. there's milk in the fridge bought specifically for him to drink out of the carton whenever frisk's or papyrus' friends come to visit, like a stereotypical disney channel older brother (he loves being annoying on purpose). it's been there for a month. he's still not done with it. it's probably rancid. enjoyer of food and lover of even shittier food. mr worst burger on the menu. he is ESPECIALLY gross about food and he is gross about it on purpose, he will peel an apple for papyrus and then take a bite out of it before cutting him a slice. and then call him a wuss when he acts disgusted. ("stop being a baby bones, we have the same germs anyway" "NO WE DON'T. *YOU* HAVE GERMS! AND I DON'T WANT ANY OF THEM!!" "why? they're pedigreed" "OUGH!?!!"). he mostly uses it as a chance to make a gag (or a lack of gagging, lol) but his strong stomach did also come in handy in the early days of papyrus' interest in cooking

mettaton, of sequins-and-glue hamburgers fame. he's technically tied for 2nd place with sans, but i put him in third because i feel like sans does it on purpose, for mettaton it's more like... a side effect of starting life off as a ghost. few people question it since he's a robot now.

alphys. she doesn't go out of her way to do it, but she buys her snacks in industrial pallet-fuls to reduce social interactions to a minimum, so by the time she reaches the last 3 or 4 packets of blue takis, they're well past their expiration date. not that it stops her. now, this wouldn't happen on the surface because she gets better and has a solid support system, but if monster food could spoil back when she was going Through it with the amalgamates, i feel like she'd either be too depressed or tired to care and eat it, or she'd tumble into a "g-god. you can't even take care of your own f-food. is there anything you can't fuck up" self-deprecation spiral and lose her appetite altogether

flowey. did it to see what would happen. nothing did. never did it again. tbh I just don't think he eats much of anything, spoiled or not.

undyne. getting into the "wouldn't eat spoiled food" tier. she actually thinks it's really gross but papyrus tricks her into doing it by challenging her machismo. she gets SO sick from it. they do this aprox 3 times a month. rinse and repeat

asgore. he's a gardener, and i can see him working in a community garden on the surface, so he'd have access to a lot of fresh produce, for both himself and to give away. however, if some of it were to go bad, he'd probably cut off the affected bit and eat the rest so it doesn't go to waste.

toriel. she is SUPER careful about expiration dates and mold and checks to make sure all she owns is still safe to eat almost weekly. this level of care, however, is mostly meant for other people, not herself, but she would really rather not eat anything that's gone bad. same reasoning as alphys', IF monster food could spoil when she was still in the RUINs, i could technically see her biting the bullet, if only because 1) she was also heavily depressed and struggling to take care of herself, though i think she might sooner skip out on the meal altogether, rather than eat something spoiled, and 2) the awkward stares from the other monsters in the RUINs supermarket might not be something she's willing to deal with on any given day.

papyrus. he would NOT. no way. master of cleaning, germophobe extraordinaire papyrus (well, not really, but he plays the part). if toriel is meticulous, papyrus is obsessive. there better not be a SINGLE spot on his food. and no lines or plaid patterns either!! he WILL wash it untill it goes away. with soap probably. canonically a picky eater to begin with (his picks are just weird as balls). can should and WILL get on sans' ass about his unhealthy eating habits, and that includes eating food that's gone bad.

#answered asks #undertale #sans #papyrus #toriel #frisk #alphys #undyne #asgore #mettaton #hey look the whole gang is here!

[ardustein]

Damian brought home another pet and Dick started to question his life choices. Again.

Reference photo is under the cut:

#this happened because i saw a clip of full house and was like #hey! uncle jesse kind of looks like what i imagine dick grayson would! #and then i started looking at random outfit ideas from his character and found this #it basically drew itself #but also I don't know the context for this image so do not ask me #dick grayson #nightwing #damian wayne #robin #batman #dc #dc comics