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sam-monroe · 1 month
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sam + headphones (feat. removal because of george)
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scoopdi-woop · 1 year
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Sunglasses <3
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avesblues2 · 8 months
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The gay little haters cant handle your biblically feminine christian tomboy swag
I just ignore them bfbd
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catfoodsminmo · 8 months
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i really could post wank and discourse bc i have so many opinions that are......controversial
instead i choose the path less travelled, where i post things i enjoy and save my haterism for my besties
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cybersp4ced · 4 months
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just watching the show and decided to scroll the comments and found multiple fours
(i don’t understand the fourx ship tbh)
*breathes huge sigh of relief* i dont get it either .im so glad. The entire fandom ships it im going to go insane. also a lot of people kin me. or well. Four BFB.
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eclipsedsuns · 7 months
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it’s hard work being a yoyok hater
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illogical-fallacy · 2 years
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shcherbatskya · 1 year
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i can’t stop thinking about american psycho esque jc, it’s literally so interesting to me. i am captivated by the world of business (i am compelled by the prosaic nature of office life.)…
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lovestryke · 1 year
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cookie...osmand...lumin...harey huggin...anastasia...genuinely the only characters with my original thoughts and intentions
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thefunniestguy · 2 years
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Watching the Gravity Falls episode where Mabel is sad about growing up / things coming to an end Shortly After having a good cry over the same thing hmm ,,
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hemipteran · 1 year
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*sets an auto redirect on all evil eye shit coming at me*
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meth-clefairy · 2 years
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I seriously can't believe I finally received the kill yourself Anonymous ask like who has to have that much hate in their heart and that much hate for me that they would tell me to go fucking kill myself. Honestly what the fucking hell is wrong with you??? Are you that bitter and fucking lonely and have no friends and that shitty of a person that you have to tell other people online to kill themselves. That's just so wack!?!?! Personally I feel bad for you cuz you have to tell the people these kinds of shitty things online just to make yourself feel like a big bad bitch wow you're so cool you just told somebody online that you don't even fucking know anything about at all that they should go kill themselves wow what a freaking roast you roasted me bro you got me you got me I feel roasted and sad now I think I will maybe go kill myself oh God it hurts so bad it's some stranger online I don't know told me to kill myself oh God man get fucked Karma's going to come after you hating dumbass ass munch!!!!!
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squinko-moved · 2 years
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rain why r u calling anon babygirl
sometimes u gotta babygirlify the haters
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pandorxxx · 1 year
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How it’s done (safe with us sequel)
Tonowari, Jake, Aonung, neteyam, and lo’ak x Metkayina fem reader (everyone is aged up)
Warnings: SMUT THE HOUSE, p in v, oral, squirting, pinning, spitting, praise kink, slight degrading kink, cursing, intense orgasms, (multiple men) (Train)
🔞Minors (and haters) do not interact🔞
He slid into you slowly until your pelvises kissed.“Mmmm yes!” You screamed, feeling him twitch inside as he stretched you to absolute capacity.
“Usually, you ask her if it’s ok to move. But it looks like she’s ready.” Tonowari chuckled, fucking into you fast and deep. Your eyes rolled back in pleasure, as you screamed to the top of your lungs with every thrust.
“Hold my hand, babygirl. You’re alright!” Jake muttered into your skin, leaving hickeys all over your body. You grabbed his hand, squeezing it tightly as you felt a knot building in your stomach.
Tonowari kept a steady pace, watching you squirm under him. “Mmm, tight little pussy squeezing me just right.” Tonowari growled, grabbing your arms tightly, using them as leverage to angel his hips upwards, thrusting straight into your sweetspot.
“I-I’m gonna c-“ you whimpered, Tonowari cutting you off by speeding up the pace. “I know, Honey, just let go for me.” Just like that, you squirted hard, forcing him out of you. Jake tapped your clit repeatedly, making you squirt even harder as you screamed to the top of your lungs.
All three boys watched you come undone, completely turned on by the scene unfolding infront of them.
“Oh shit” Lo’ak mumbled, sliding his tongue across his bottom lip. “Fuck, she’s so hot.” Neteyam spoke softly, tilting his head to get a better look. “Fucking tell me about it.” Aonung replied, watching you squirm underneath his father.
“Such a good girl for us.” Jake praised, rubbing circles into your throbbing clit. You squealed, jolting from the overstimulation.
“You like when I rub this pretty clit of yours? Hmm?” Jake asked, flicking your sensitive clit to get a reaction out of you.
“Mmm, ngh-! Yes!” You screamed, rolling your hips to match his fingers. “Ha! So needy. Let me give you something to be needy for.” Jake growled, switching spots with Tonowari.
Jake held onto your thighs, probing your entrance with his throbbing tip. Tonowari took his place at the other side of the table, shifting your neck up so that he could see you clearly. Tonowari grabbed his cock, tapping it on your lips.
“Are you ready, honey?” Tonowari asked, smiling at you weakly. You nodded, opening your mouth for him and opening your legs wider for Jake. They both slid into you simultaneously, causing you to squeal loudly.
Jake immediately started thrusting into you at a fast pace. You were a moaning mess under him. You hummed on tonowari making him growl out loud.
“You like when I stretch your throat out, huh?” Tonowari spoke, glaring at the huge bulge in your neck. All you could do was nod, eyes rolling back as you felt Jake rutting into you like no tomorrow.
“This pussy is so tight, babygirl! So fucking tight!” Jake grunted, reaching down to your breast to use them as leverage to thrust into you deeply.
You let out a guttural moan, reaching down to grab jakes huge arm. “Ah! it’s ok baby girl . I’m almost done with you!” Jake growled, throwing his head back in pure bliss.
“These pretty lips, wrapped around my cock. You’re doing amazing.” Tonowari growled, thrusting into your mouth hard. You choked and gagged on his length, spit falling from your mouth as it dripped all the way down your neck. Your eyes were on the verge of shutting for good as you slipped in and out of consciousness.
“Going to sleep already, babygirl? Ha! And you’re nowhere near done.” Jake spat, slapping your face hard, trying to get you to wake up.
“I know what’ll do the trick.” Tonowari chuckled before pinching your nose, cutting off all airways. Your eyes immediately shot opened, and you gagged loudly.
“There we go, babygirl! Wake up!” Jake shouted, gripping your thighs. He angled his hips up, thrusting straight into your sweet spot. You whimpered around Tonowari’s cock, sending vibrations through his entire body. “Mmm, honey! You must want my cum down your throat, right?” He grunted, thrusting into your mouth at a fast pace. “Mhmmmm!” You moaned, eyes crossing as you felt him twitch inside of your mouth.
“All for you, honey! All for you!” Tonowari shouted, shooting his load to the back of your throat, thrusting in and out a couple of times to ride out his high. He pulled out of your mouth slowly, earning a loud gasp from you. Your eyes were watery, and you were panting at a fast pace.
“Ah! Now that that’s over.” Jake chuckled, bringing you up to him by your neck. He looked into your eyes, rutting into you relentlessly.
“s-sooo good!” You whined, throwing your head back as you felt his swollen tip slam into your sweet-spot with every thrust.
“I know babygirl, go ahead and cum for me.” He bit his lip, nodding at you before massaging your clit with his thumb. Your face balled up in pleasure, feeling that familiar knot in your stomach.
“I-I’m gonna c-“ you stuttered, Jake cutting you off briefly. “I’m not stopping you baby, let’s get it done.” Jake grunted, throwing his head back. You instantly attacked his neck with kisses as you wrapped your dainty hands around his huge arms. The knot in your stomach was unraveling quickly, and you started trembling in Jake arms. You squealed, laying your head on his chest as he caressed your hair. “Shh shhh! You’re ok baby girl, you can let go now.” Jake grunted, cradling your head.Just like that, you came hard on him, screaming to the top of your lungs as your eyes rolled back.
“You’ve got it baby, just like that!” Jake moaned, kissing your cheek as he thrusted into you slowly, helping you ride out your high. He hugged you tightly, engulfing you in his strong arms.
“Such a good girl! You’re almost done, ok?” He spoke softly, and all you could do was whimper in response. He pulled out of you slowly, watching your juices pool to the ground beneath him before turning to the boys.
“Alright, your turn boys. Let’s see if you’ve learned enough to get this pretty girl to cum again.” Jake snickered, rubbing your trembling back. Jake laid you down before making his way over to the boys. Tonowari pulled you back by your hair, kissed your lips, before taking his place next to Jake.
“Who would like to go first?” Tonowari asked, causing everyones hands to shoot up instantly. Jake and Tonowari laughed, watching how eager the boys were to get their feel.
“Well. Me and my boys are just guests. It’s only fair that Aonung goes first.” Jake spoke, patting Aonung on the chest. Aonung smirked, watching you climb all the way on the table, curling yourself into a ball.
Neteyam and Lo’ak clicked their teeth in frustration, before stepping back. “Don’t worry boys, their is enough of her to go around.” Jake smiled, grabbing both of their shoulders firmly.
“My son, you’re up!” Tonowari shouted in excitement as he lightly pushed Aonung closer to you. Aonung took a deep breath, walking over to your trembling body.
“wake up, my love.” He chuckled, pulling you up to him by your wrists. He supported your back with his strong arm, kissing your lips as he parted your legs. You twitched from the sudden feeling of his hand running up your thigh.
“P-lease g-go slow. I’m s-so sensitive.” You spoke weakly, holding onto his neck. He looked into your inebriated eyes, caressing your cheek.
“I’ll go as slow as you need me to.” He nodded, spreading your legs even farther. He glanced up at your messy hair, shaking his head before grabbing the tangled bun.
“I guess this didn’t work out how you planned, huh?” He chuckled, untangling your hair. You smiled weakly before leaning your forehead on his chest. He had finally got the ponytail aloose, letting your gorgeous hair fall, framing your face just right.
“There’s my pretty girl.” He smiled, pulling you closer to him by your thighs before kissing you passionately. You ran your dainty hands up his strong arms, all the way to his hair before tugging it lightly. You wanted him to let his hair down, even though you knew he most likely wouldn’t. He rarely ever let it flow freely, and the only times you’ve ever seen his gorgeous hair was on accident, when he would bathe in the secluded pond late at night.
“Nung, p-please.” You begged in between kisses, glancing up at him with desperate eyes. He sighed before locking eyes with you.
“You want daddy to let his hair down? Hmm?” He asked, his lips inches away from yours. “Mhmm, please?” You nodded frantically, running your hands down his chiseled abs until you got to the band of his loincloth, pulling him closer than he’s ever been.
“Whatever you want, Princess.” He bit his lip, reaching behind his head to untie his bun. He watched you with intent as you gently untied his loincloth, letting it fall to his ankles.
He finally got it a-loose, letting his long hair flow down the sides of his face. “Is this what you wanted, Princess?” He asked, tilting his head before placing his fists on either sides of your thighs. You licked your lips hungrily, eyeing him up and down before pulling him in for another kiss, both yours and his flowing strains of hair creating the perfect shield to the outside world.
“Oh my lord! BORINGGG! Speed this shit up so I can get my turn!” Lo’ak shouted shifting his weight to his other leg. Jake growled, slapping the back of his head. “Shut your mouth, boy!” Jake shouted.
Ao’nung completely ignored lo’ak, giving you his undivided attention in this moment. He leaned back, lining his cock up with your cunt, sliding into you very slowly. You shook with every inch he pushed inside of you.
“You’re ok, baby.” He reassured you, sliding the last few inches into you completely, sinking into your sensitive cunt. You whimpered, tears falling from your puffy eyes. He looked you in the eyes as he slowly pumped in and out of you. He reached a hand up, wiping your tears away.
“Nung, I-I.” You stuttered, clinging onto his shoulders as you trembled with every slow stroke. “Wanna use your safe word?” He asked, caressing your thigh softly, sending you deep strokes.
“n-no! Tis too g-good to stop!” You whined, throwing your head on his shoulder as you panted loudly. He wrapped his arms around your waist, using it as leverage to pump in and out of you. With every stroke, he smashed into your sweet spot, making you squeal everytime.
“My son! You’ve learned well.” Tonowari spoke from the sidelines. Aonung pulled you back slightly, looking you into your eyes. “Kiss me.” He spoke breathily, watching you squirm under his touch. You leaned in, kissing his lips passionately. You both moaned into the kiss, as your high slowly approached. Aonung reached down, rubbing circles into your sensitive clit.
“Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!” You screamed, voice raising an octave with every thrust. He sped up his pace inside of you, inches away from your mouth as he panted loudly. You bit your lip, screwing your eyes shut as you screamed. “I know baby, I’m just trying to speed this up for you. I know you’re tired.” He grunted, kissing your forehead. That familiar feeling came back, and your stomach tensed up.
“Nung, I-I’m so close!” You whined, letting your body go completely limp in arms. You leaned back, holding on to his strong arms for dear life.
“Go ahead and cum for me baby!” he moaned, kissing your exposed chest. And on command, you convulsed in his arms, letting your cream coat his cock.
“Mmm yes!” You moaned, twirling your hips into his. He kissed your sweaty forehead, letting you ride out your high.
“Are you ok?” Aonung asked, leaning his forehead against yours. You nodded weakly with your bottom lip between your teeth. He smiled, pulling out of you slowly. He laid you back down on the table before walking over to stand in his previous spot.
“Great job, son! That is how you do it!” Tonowari nodded, patting Aonung on the back. Everyone’s attention turned to you; you were completely out of it as you fell in and out of consciousness, twitching every so often. You were covered in sweat, panting loudly from the over stimulation. “Do you need a break, babygirl?” Jake asked, watching you struggle to catch your breath.
“Mmm! no, i-I’m ready to finish.” You panted, scooting back on the table with your trembling hands. Jake looked back at Neteyam and lo’ak whose attention was still focused on you.
“How about you both go. I don’t think she can take two more separate sessions.” Jake expressed, glancing back at your overstimulated body. Neteyam and Lo’ak look at eachother for a moment before nodding their heads.
“Fine, but I’m fucking her first!” Lo’ak rolled his eyes, walking over to you as Neteyam trailed behind with low growls rumbling in his chest.
“Y/nnnn! You ready for me baby?” Lo’ak whined, yanking you down to him by your legs, causing you to yelp in pain.
“Be fucking gently with her, lo’ak!” Neteyam shouted, jumping on the table to scan your sweaty body.
“Y/n? Are you sure you don’t want to use the safe word?” Neteyam asked, situating himself behind you, pulling your limp body in between his legs.
“I-I’m fine. Let’s just finish this, please?” You whimpered, grabbing neteyam’s hand.
“That’s what I like to hear.” Lo’ak chuckled, undoing his loincloth as he glared at you with lustful eyes. “umm, Lo’ak?” You asked with a shaky voice as you watched his loincloth hit the floor, revealing his huge cock. “Wassup, mama?” He hummed, letting his spit drip to your exposed cunt before tapping his tip on your sensitive clit. “g-go slow?” You whimpered, pouting up at him. His eyes snapped up, glaring at you through furrowed brows. He let a grin creep across his face before yanking you down onto his cock.
“OHHHH FUCK!” You screamed, balling your face up as you gripped neteyam’s knee.
“LO’AK!” Neteyam growled, reaching over you to hit lo’aks arm. “Bro she has to learn…” lo’ak started, pulling you up by your neck, running his tongue along your bottom lip.
“You don’t tell me what the fuck to do. Got it?” He grinned devilishly, shifting his large hand up to your flushed cheeks, squeezing them together. You nodded frantically in his grasp, whimpering loudly before he pushed you back down onto Neteyam.
“Now be a good girl, and stay still for me ok?” Lo’ak asked in a demanding tone, thrusting into you slowly. “Mmm ok!” You cried, watching lo’ak slide in and out of you, letting your juices coat his cock. You threw your head back on Neteyam, meeting his lustful gaze. He bent down, kissing you fervidly. You moaned into Neteyam’s mouth as you felt lo’ak speed up his pace.
“That’s it, boys! You’ve got it!” Jake shouted from across the room. Lo’ak trailed his hand up to your breast, massaging them slowly as he took your nipple in between his fingers. Your back bowed to the table as you scrunched your face in pleasure.
“You like that baby? Or did you want me to stop?” Lo’ak smirked all-knowingly as he awaited your answer.
“n-no! Please don’t stop! You’re g-gonna make me-“ you shouted, shaking in Neteyam’s arms before being cut off.
“Yeah, cum on this dick baby! I got you don’t worry.” Lo’ak panted, lifting your leg on his shoulder as he rutted into you at a quick pace.
“Squeeze my hand when it becomes too much. I’m right here for you.” Neteyam whispered in your ear, pushing your damp hair out of your face. Lo’ak found your sweetspot, pounding into it with every thrust. “Ohhhh yes! Pleaseeee, right there!” You screamed as you screwed your eyes shut, squeezing Neteyam’s hand.
“Mmmm I know baby! Cum for me.” He commanded, running his hand down to your lower abdomen, pushing down on it. He used his other hand to toy with your sore clit, massaging it between his thumb and pointer. Your mouth flew opened, eyes widening as you pulsated around him.
You shook your head no, and He shook his head yes, signaling for you to let go. “Ohhhh are you shy, mama? Don’t want me to see how much of a slut you are for me? Hmm?” He growled, bending down to let his lips linger over yours, so close to a kiss. You would lean in, and he would lean backwards just to tease you.
“You wanna kiss, mama?” He asked, lips slightly parted as he teased you with the lingering feeling of his soft lips. “s-so bad!” You whined, glancing at his lips in desperation.
“Mmm, comere.” He spoke in his low melodic tone, grabbing your neck to guide you to his lips. They crashed into each other, and your eyes immediately rolled back. His lips were dry, yet soft and warm. Your tongues fought for dominance as he kept his pace inside of you. He bit your lip, bending it back before letting it snap back in place.
“Lo’ak! Im s-sooo fucking close!” You whimpered, throwing your head back on Neteyam. “No baby, I’M so fucking close. Want me to cum in this pretty little pussy?” He moaned, kissing your neck, trailing all the way down to your breasts, sucking on your nipple.
“Oh, great mother yesss! Just d-don’t fucking stop!” You cried, shaking uncontrollably in his arms. You pulsated around his cock, squeezing Neteyams hand as the pleasure washed over you. Just like that, you squirted all over him, eyes rolling to the back of your head as you twitched under his touch.
“Mmmm YES!” You shouted, rolling your hips into his as you rode out your high. “Such a good girl, we’re almost done with you!” Lo’ak panted, pulling out of you. Neteyam scooted from under you, making his way to the front of you as lo’ak jumped on the table behind you.
“I’m going to turn you around, ok?” Neteyam spoke. You nodded, turning around slowly, before landing on the table rougly. He grabbed your lifeless arms, pinning them behind your back before pulling you flush to his chest by your hair. Lo’ak stood on the table in-front of you, caressing the back of your head.
“wake up, y/n! I need your help with something!” Lo’ak chuckled, as you sat up slowly. You stuck your tongue out, kitty licking the tip in exhaustion.
“No, no, no. You know I want more than that. Do you want me to take the lead, mama?” Lo’ak asked with a smirk, holding your chin up with his finger. You nodded weakly, opening your mouth for him.
“Such a good girl!” Lo’ak muttered through gritted teeth, plunging his entire length down your throat. You immediately gagged, swirling your tongue around his shaft.
Neteyam started pumping in and out of you at a steady pace, trying his best to speed this process up for you. Your eyes immediately rolled back, groaning on lo’ak as Neteyam slammed into your sweet-spot with each thrust.
You shifted your hips up, meeting his thrusts halfway. He slapped your ass before gripping it, guiding you back into him.
“Felling good, baby?” Neteyam grunted, leaving wet kisses all across your shoulder. “Mhm!” you hummed, bobbing your head on lo’ak.
“I can feel your tight little pussy clenching around me. You’re gonna cum soon, huh?” He asked, reaching around to rub circles into your clit.
You squealed, back arching against neteyam’s chest. “Come onnnn baby. I know you can do it! Just one last time, and you’re done.” Neteyam panted in your ear, holding your long hair up to watch your ass smack against his pelvis with every stroke.
Tonowari, Jake, and Aonung watched the scene unfold infront of them. Tonowari and Jake were pleased to see that their sons dominated you like real warriors. Aonung was starting to get kind of pissed. Of course he know the ritual was mandatory, but he couldn’t help but feel jealous everytime you screamed a name that wasn’t his.
The pleasure was becoming too much for your , and you needed some kind of release. You pushed lo’aks cock out of your mouth, screaming out in pleasure.
“Neteyam! You’re gonna make me….
*thrusts* fucking *thrust* cum.” You whined drunkenly, letting your head flop around freely with every thrust.
“Yes baby, that’s all I want! For you to cum all over my cock.” He growled, wrapping his toned arms around your waist, angling his hips up to thrust straight into your bruised sweetspot. The pleasure was unbearable as your mouth flew opened, trying your best to push his strong arms away. “No no no, you gotta take it!” He moaned, tucking your dainty hands into his arms that were squeezing your waist.
“Ohhh neteyam, i-It’s sooo fucking good!” You moaned, feeling your legs tremble underneath you. “I know it’s good baby. Show me how good it is. How good I make you feel.” He groaned, in your ear, slapping your ass hard.
Lo’ak grabbed your throat, making you look up at him. “You’re so fucking pretty from this angle, you know that?” He asked calmly, stroking his cock in the direction of your slobbery mouth. You licked your lips greedily, attaching your mouth to his tip, sucking on it with so much force that you got a whimper out of him.
“Ohhh shit, mama! Just like that, make me cum down your throat.” You hummed on lo’ak, rolling your eyes back as you shook uncontrollably from neteyam’s constant pounding.
“Give in, baby! I know you feel me, deep in this pretty pussy of yours.” He spoke softly in your ear, still engulfing your arms with his.
Meanwhile, lo’ak was a moaning mess for you, grabbing your head to guide you up and down his cock. His mouth flew opened as he felt your warm tongue, circling his aching tip.
“Oh you’re sooo good at this, mama!” He moaned, throwing his head back as he screwed his eyes shut.
“Ohhhh fuck! Open wide for me!” Lo’ak shouted and you obliged. He shot his thick load down the back of your throat, and you happily swallowed.
“Mmm such a good girl for me, fuck.” He muttered, stroking his seed out onto your tongue. You glared up at him, living his cock clean before swallowing the remainder of his cum.
“Ughh baby. I’m g-gonna cum so deep inside of you. You feel so fucking good, wrapped around my cock.” He growled, rutting into you faster and deeper.
“Yes yes yesss! I-I’m gonna-“ you screamed, as your knees buckled, neteyam holding onto Your lifeless body as he rutting inside of you.
“c-cumming!” You screamed, cumming hard on cock. He watched as his cock became coated with your white cream, with every stroke.
“Ohhh fuck, I’m gonna cum too, baby!” And just like that, neteyam came deep inside of you , thrusting into you slowly as he rode out his high.
“Mhmmm yesss! s-sooo good!” You whined, throwing your head back on neteyam’s shoulder as you desperately tried to catch your breath.
“You did such a good job, baby!” Neteyam panted, pulling out of you slowly. He watched as his seed flowed down your trembling legs.
“Yes, mama! we’re so proud of you!” Lo’ak spoke softly, bending down to your face, before kissing your quivering lips. He grabbed you by your armpits, pulling you onto the table so that you could rest.
Jake and Tonowari nodded their heads in agreement. “Yes! Such a good job honey. Now let’s get you cleaned up.”
Aonung walked over to you, kissing your forehead before caressing your thigh gently.
Jake and tonowari walked up next, watching their sons tend to your every need. Jake placed his hand on his hip, looking to tonowari before speaking:
“Now that’s how it’s done…”
Anddd scene. I’m finally done lord have mercy 🙏🏾. I’m ngl, this shit was a lot of work lmfao and I will NOT be doing another one, so relish in this. Anyways, I love y’all and I’ll talk to y’all soon.
Outtie❤️🖖🏾,
Pandorxx
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thefrontofmymind · 1 year
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longterm girlfriend!reader x matty healy ig blurb
(FC: Alexa Chung)
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the1975archives does anyone know who this girl from Matty’s old Myspace is? We’ve been trying to track her down but we dont know
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1975fan1 she’s probably just one of his friends from school or something
>1975fan2 do you think she could be his ex girlfriend???? They seem preeeetty close
1975fan3 how about we don’t dig into his past and try to ID some random?
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yninstagram (private) tokyooooooo trumanblack
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trumanblack fuck yeaaaaah
bedforddanes glad you came with us mate !!
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yninstagram (private) cockhead.
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trumanblack hate you
>yninstagram hate you too
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trumanblack 
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1975fan1 who is this??
1975fan2 oh matty has a girlfriend? time for me to die ig
yninstagram (private) pretty :)
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trumanblack don’t mind me I was too busy mmmm blocking out the haters diannaagron yninstagram
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1975fan1 omg matty and quinn fabray ICONIC
1975fan2 wait is that the girl from all those old photos on Matty’s myspace????
>1975fan3 WAIT I THINK IT ISSSSSS
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yninstagram (private) 💋💋
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trumanblack fit x
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yninstagram (private) rockstar girlfriend things
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yninstagram (private) Brits bathroom. No biggie.
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trumanblack xxxx
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the1975archives allegedly leaked photos from Matty’s icloud! Apparently this girl is yninstagram (private), there’s photos of them going back years!
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1975fan1 uuuhh, this feels very invasive to post. Maybe delete it?
>the1975archives they’re already all over the internet so i don’t see any problem posting them. Maybe just unfollow me if you don’t want to see them!
1975fan2 wait isn’t she the girl who was in those old photos from Matty’s myspace???
>the1975archives yep! And he posted a photo a couple years ago with her in it!
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thesun Alert!! The 1975’s frontman, Matty Healy was seen at the British Fashion Awards with a mysterious woman on his arm! Reportedly, her name is YN and she’s been connected with Healy since before he shot to stardom. Is this a reconnection or has Healy not quite the rockstar playboy he claims to be?
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1975fan1 kill me they’ve been together SINCE WHEN????
bedforddanes keep out of it.
1975fan2 I think this is confirmation that they’ve probably been together for a while….
1975fan3 they’re so cute!!
1975fan4 why does the sun have to report on this?? Who cares??
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trumanblack I’ve loved her for as long as I can remember. She’s gotten me to where I am today. I do all I do for her. It’s a shame this is how we’ve had to come out about it, but I’m glad I can show off the woman who’s made me who I am today.
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yninstagram Love you, rockstar.
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kourtniwritesagain · 9 months
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ahhh okay so Solangelo, my babies.. i’m trying so hard to think of a prompt for you Kourtni but my brain is failing me lol
mmmm okay maybe like.. comparing tans?? like Will is super tan and Nico is super pale (sun lover and sun hater, we love to see it) and they’re comparing and Will is like wow, you’re so pale, and is touching Nico’s arm/leg/torso etc and it TICKLES and it all just starts a lil tickle battle
vmskcnsb i love your writing and you’re so lovely and i wish I had better ideas swimming in my head for you!!! so even if you don’t want to write this prompt know that i’m glad you’re here!!
Quick warning: nakedness is mentioned, but only mentioned.
"I swear, you're so friggin' white, you're actually reflecting the sun right now."
Nico heard his boyfriend (and wow, that's still a strange thought), but he refused to dignify that outrageous accusation with any type of response.
Yes, Nico was pale. It came with the whole 'child of Hades' schtick. But Nico wasn't one of his zombies, thank you very much.
"Nico, seriously. You spend a lot of time outdoors. How the hell are you so pale?"
Nico was stretched out on his stomach on a towel on a beach in California (Will's idea); Nico was shirtless and quite enjoying the warmth of the sun. Now, though, Will was standing over him, dripping water all over his chest. Cold water.
"Can you drip somewhere else, please? You're ruining my warmth."
"I thought I was your warmth."
Nico could hear the smirk.
"That's what you get for thinking." Nico snarked. "Not all of us can have the skin of a Greek god."
Will snorted. "We're both demi-gods...from the literal Greek gods. You have no excuse."
Nico said nothing.
Will sat next to Nico and ran a finger down Nico's back. "Pale as a zombie."
Nico twitched violently at the touch. He turned his head to glare at Will.
"Sorry, forgot you were ridiculously ticklish."
"Whatever." Nico scowled and settled back into his previous position.
Of course, Will couldn't leave well enough alone.
"You know, the more time you spend outside shirtless, the less pale you'll be," said Will as he started lightly stroking a good majority of his fingers over the expanse of Nico's back. "I, for one, would prescribe lots of shirtless time. And as a doctor, you should listen to me."
Nico was full-on writhing in ticklish agony at this point. However, he didn't want to give Will the satisfaction of admitting to anything.
"Y-You're nohohot a doc-DOCTOR!" Nico's last word came out as a shout because Will decided that Nico's ribs were a fantastic place to stick his fingers in.
Will shrugged. "Close enough."
Nico was lost to laughter as Will also gave up pretending to do anything but tickle Nico silly.
"Pleheease!" Nico flipped onto his back, but it was a mistake because now his stomach was open, and Will wasted no time in scrabbling his quick fingers all over.
"You gonna do what the doctor ordered and spend the next considerable amount of time naked?"
"Yohohou just s-said shirtlehehess!" Nico laughed harder at Will's brazenness.
"Semantics." Will waved a hand nonchalantly.
Nico cackled as Will moved his hands to that awful spot right below his collarbone.
"Still waiting for you to accept my prescription."
Nico tried to scrunch his shoulders, drop his chin, push at Will's hands...anything to get the tickling stop. Except accept the ridiculous 'prescription' Will wanted.
However, he couldn't take much more of the tickling.
"Okahahay! Just stop!" Nico could say no more as Will went back to his collarbone.
"Yay!" Will grinned brightly and immediately ceased his attack.
Nico curled in on himself, still laughing which kinda lessened the impact of the death glare he sent to Will.
"We start your prescription today." Will said, leaning over Nico and grabbing his chin to lean in for a kiss.
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