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nibbelraz · 4 months
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Here's to a New Year where we actually communicate 🥂
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bytedykes · 2 months
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really funny to think about pidw mobing actually can u imagine ur boss comes back from his interdimensional field trip and is like alright ive gleaned the key to achieving true happiness: i need to fuck men. and then the camera slowly pans to you
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ineffectualdemon · 9 months
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Would they actually have kids: SVSSS
(and would they be good parents)
Bingqiu: wouldn't have a kid but in the unlikely event that they did have a kid it would be on accident and it would be left with Yue Qingyuan to "look after for a bit" so much that the kid would think Yue Qingyuan was their dad. They would love it in a vague way but also be too involved in each other. Kid would be happy with Yue Qingyuan though
Moshang: probably does have a kid at some point for succession reasons. They would probably be fairly decent parents but it would be a struggle at times. They love the kid but both would have problems expressing it. The kid would adapt well however because they would try the best they could. Hypocritically Shen Qingqiu would spoil the shit out of the kid. He adores playing Cool Uncle
Liushen: again wouldn't have kids but then they also wouldn't have sex. It would never occur to them to. If a kid did happen they wouldn't know what to do with it
Bingliushen: absolutely not
Qijiu: are you fucking kidding me!?!!
LiuJiu: this is an even worse idea somehow
BingJiu: this would go so horribly it would some how end the world. Dear god
Liu Mingyan and Sha Hualing: they have like 6 kids and they are excellent mums to a gaggle of unruly children. They often bite Liu Qingge
Cumplane: no because they can't take care of themselves much less a baby. If they did have a baby they would lose it within an hour
Mobing: yes. Again to secure dynasty and all that. They would be emotionally unavailable but not actively abusive fathers. There would have been a lot of nanny's involved
Liu Qingge and Shang Qinghua: paradoxically I think they would adopt a child and actually make really good parents weirdly. It would be challenging but I think they would do a good job
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sammis-svsss-brainrot · 5 months
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Thinking about Bingqiumoshang... Bingqiu and Moshang as romantic pairings, Cumplane and... Mobing as QPRs and then LBH and SQH have a weird friendship dynamic thing like SY and MBJ do...
I can really only see this working in some sort of Modern AU rather than a canon divergent sort of AU but the dynamics would be interesting to me...
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In a world filled with fuck or die plants, there’s no way in hell that Luo Bingge and the og Mobei Jun didn’t fuck at least once.
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ksan-nooo · 7 months
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Binghe: How will shizun do without Binghe?
Mobei-jun: He betrayed you.
Binghe: But what if shizun gets hungry?
Mobei-jun: He hates you.
Binghe: But... but shizun-
Mobei-jun: Hush.
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shararan · 6 months
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1h sketch, no idea if ill get around to finishing it but maybe i can color it later at least... PIDW!Mobing brainworms
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zykamiliah · 1 year
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PIDW!MOBEI-JUN HAS A CRUSH ON BINGGE
exhibit 1
Demons were compelled to viciously bully the person they liked. Only if the object of their affections failed to die would the demon accept them. If their target died, that meant they were useless and not worth nursing any lingering affections for. (Chapter 3: Favor Points)
exhibit 2
Mobei-Jun thought about it. With the paths his mind was given to take, there was no telling how he had interpreted “unique” feelings. “Beat them up three times a day?” (Chapter 26: Airplane's Fortuitous Encounter)
exhibit 3
Mobei-Jun was a pure-blooded demon, a supremely orthodox demonic second-gen. In the future, he would inherit his family’s territory on the demonic border in the north, and after that, he would spend all his time appearing and disappearing at will, idling his life away, completely indifferent to everyone else. However, this maverick was destined to get beaten up by a Luo Binghe who had suddenly activated his overpowered abilities. Thereafter, he would mysteriously capitulate to the protagonist, to the point of letting himself be ordered about. From then on, Luo Binghe would have an exceptionally badass-looking errand boy and loyal sidekick. (Chapter 4: Conference)
MOBING IS REAL (at least from mbj's side)
(i doubt he knows he has a crush but you can't tell me that "mysteriously capitulating to the protagonist" isn't code for gay feelings)
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stardust-falling · 7 months
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Would anybody be interested in a PIDW MoBing week? Additionally, are there any such SVSSS events commonly occurring in January?
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enby-axels · 1 year
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i know the meta reason for pidw mobei-jun surviving despite all other attractive, competent male characters dying to bingge's protagonist halo is that he's airplane's ideal man. but in-universe, it's actually because bingge has a crush on him. like father, like son or whatever
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cursed-angelic-art · 3 months
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For the ship ask game and the crackhead ships I find hilarious and interesting:
BingLiu
LiuShang
MoBing
JiuYuan
(I think they're funny and silly)
Oh man, this'll be a long one. Tysm for the ask! I think as a disclaimer for these asks, to get it out of the way; I can't really conceptualize any of these ships without Bingqiu and Moshang still there, lurking. I try to think of just the ship at hand, but the uninvolved characters from each of these pairing are still coloring my perception of each ship listed.
Bingliu
Ship It
What made you ship it? Honestly it's just the antagonism. I'd like to read some UST into it. Also, while I believe Shen Yuan is narratively the best person for Luo Binghe (on account of him caring so much about LBH and about him having a good story), I think from Luo Binghe's pov, he just needed someone to step in at the right moment and care for him. I like to entertain an au idea of LQG being in the wrong place at the right time and blundering into stopping LBH from being abused, leading to LBH's lifelong obsession with his Shishu.
What are your favorite things about the ship? Literally the enmity. Being at each other's throats for five years, fighting over a dead man, does something to a person.
Is there an unpopular opinion you have on your ship? Idk what's unpopular since I haven't spent much time on just these two. I think if it weren't for sqq, these two wouldn't need much to warm up to each other? At least from Luo Binghe's end. He values loyalty and strength. Liu Qingge is a harder nut to crack imo. It would depend on the circumstances.
Liushang
Ship It (Somewhat)
What made you ship it? From the little fanwork I've seen, I think it could be viable and fun.
What are your favorite things about the ship? Mostly just Shang Qinghua finding more stability among the peak lords and being taken care of. Having someone on his side who is explicitly loyal to him and cares about him more overtly. Idk how things fall that Liu Qingge would end up taking on that role, but I believe it could happen.
Is there an unpopular opinion you have on your ship? Not really, because I haven't explored this ship much.
Mobing Don’t Ship It
Why don’t you ship it? I just see these guys as coworkers/friends, but not even super close friends. Binghe is kind of a young upstart/apprentice to Mobei-jun, and I just struggle to see Mobei going for that??
What would have made you like it? Probably a talented fic author. I'm willing to read any ship, and I think if an author set things up such that Mobei sees in Binghe some of the parts he's attracted to in SQH, but in like early PIDW canon, I could be invested. Beyond fanwork, I think maybe if canon showed them interacting a bit more, that would have helped.
Despite not shipping it, do you have anything positive to say about it? There's loyalty, there's hot guys, there's committing atrocities together. I can see why people ship it for sure.
Jiuyuan Don’t Ship It
Why don’t you ship it? I think I just struggle to see it conceptually? It's hard for me to reckon with Shen Yuan falling for someone who hurt Binghe. That said, I still enjoy some fancontent for it. AU stuff can be really creative in a way that makes me enjoy it on occasion, but I tend to gravitate towards canon compliant or canon divergence type fics.
What would have made you like it? Honestly, outside of enjoying fanwork and aus about, I can't really think of something that could be changed about the canon, that would have made me invested. Maybe if Shen Yuan was at all haunted by Shen Jiu's corpse, that would be really zesty, but would also have changed a lot about the story. I'd def read an au about that though.
Despite not shipping it, do you have anything positive to say about it? I do think that Shen Yuan comes to have very mixed feelings about the previous SQQ, and could be persuaded to care for him more than pity him. In an au, I can see this being a basis for something. I don't think that something would necessarily be healthy, but are any of the pairings in this book? I think an au where they're both inhabiting the body together could be a really fun way of smooshing them together where they have to become wholly invested in each other.
Ship/Don't Ship Ask Game
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junepurr1 · 1 year
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MoBing friendship be like
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ineffectualdemon · 5 months
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I fundamentally think SVSSS Mobing would be bad because they just aren't into each other (unlike PIDW Mobing who are the definition of dirty sex and homoeroticism through violence)
But like on a technical level the sex is good because they are actually very physically compatible. It's just rank on the emotional level and the fact that's good on the physical level would send both parties into mental anguish about how they are so bad at fucking their human partners in comparison
So it's bad but only because they are drama queens hung up on other people. It's actually the most physically satisfying fuck they've ever had and it destroys them mentally in the not fun way and they never fuck again
Meanwhile Cumplane fucking is just bad all round. They are the polar opposite of "physically compatible"
They yell
They don't do enough prep
They insult each other
Someone uses too much teeth
It's awkward
They have to do the weird bed shuffle because they almost fell off the bed
They both get injuried in very embarrassing ways and they end up at a hospital and no one nutted at all
Everyone is miserable
They try again almost immediately and it's just as bad but they end up getting walked in on at the hospital already angrily making out again
It's embarrassing to watch and always unsatisfying
Who would Shang Qinghua and Shen Qingqiu be sexually compatible with?
They do learn how to be compatible with their husbands through practice sure but first time out the gate?
1. Shen Qingqiu and Liu Qingge would be actually very compatible if having sex ever occurred to them. It would be very sweet and slow and romantic and happen once in a blue moon
2. Shang Qinghua and Mu Qingfang. The doctor would explore so many kinks with a very happy Shang Qinghua. Calm that mind right down with sub space and top notch after care
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yourleftshoelace · 1 year
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PIDW mobing that’s it’s that’s the post
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(Psst if you are seeing this randomly I am referencing this post)
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why is there so little mobing… can we PLEASE talk about pidw binghe post bingge vs bingmei discovering how unfulfilled he feels with what he’s achieved in life, having a sexuality crisis because just a glimpse of his weaker self together with his scum shizun lit a fire in him in comparison to which what he thought was love for his wives is a pale, weak thing. and pidw mobei jun, who has learned not to expect loyalty; every other person (his uncle, original shang qinghua, his mother) he has allowed into his heart has either betrayed him or died before they got the chance — except junshang, who is a demanding and capricious ruler but has never once made a commitment to mobei jun and failed to follow through. besides, on a more meta level… why *wouldn’t* airplane’s self-insert power fantasy love airplane’s ideal man?
theres so much you could do here, though — the weird dynamic of teaching your half-demon boss about demon culture because he grew up in the human realm. loyalty on that old-timey chivalrous level that’s a half-step away from unrequited love to begin with. all the usual pidw porn scenarios where binghe loses control of xin mo or gets sex pollened or something and (unusually) there aren’t any beautiful women handy but you know who IS here, his right-hand man mobei-jun, who wouldn’t dare tell anyone because he knows he’s dead if he does —
anyway. having some mobing thoughts on this fine morning
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