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horsegirlwarcrimes · 18 hours
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found the original outline i wrote for this scene of WINRN and i cant stop laughing at it
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itzitxou · 3 months
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Mobei-jun wants to smooch too.
Give him a moment he's learning.
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sanlangsaturday · 6 months
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this took longer than i thought it would
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gurggggleburgle · 4 months
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Honestly mobei-jun must be so smug about how great a husband he has compared to Bingqiu. Like Binghe has to do all this paperwork and man the house and sure he likes it but like his husband is just spoiled and doesn't even do anything but look really cute and give him kisses.
NOW HIS HUSBAND does all his paperwork and runs his kingdom while spoiling Mobei-Jun rotten. Man hasn't done legislation in years. Yes he's a trophy husband but unlike those guys he's got the very important job of being scary and powerful so everyone listens to his adorable little rat man. That's so much more impressive than just giving love and affection. He gives his husband prestige and status. They're the power couple of the century. Look how deep the circles under his husband's eyes are. Isn't he sexy???? Here husband I stamped all your new laws with my important seal. I killed enemies in cold blood. I'm super impressive right? Way better than those two idiots. I even made more work for you by killing this advisor you hate.
Qinghua who got kicked out of bed when Mobei-Jun turned in his sleep last night and hasn't been able to bathe or take a break because he's filling the void left by the dead advisor: 🫠 my king
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nibbelraz · 1 year
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This is my favorite type of Moshang
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setsu0000gen · 1 year
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not really moshang, but you can pretend it is 
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yueyie · 6 months
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Mobei jun
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shrimpchipsss · 1 year
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untapped comedy duo (source)
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tcfactory · 3 months
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Dumb SVSSS thought of the day: what if Mobei-jun is pretty damn young (14, not quite 15) when Shang Qinghua (20+however long he lived his first life) first meets him. And when he's relaxed and not in mortal danger (like when he's hogging Qinghua's bed) he's acting extremely childish, as emotionally neglected teenagers sometimes do. Just the brattiest of brats, somehow an unfortunate mix of 1. trained for deadly combat 2. already posessing very thorough education on demonic politics and rulership and 3. completely emotionally neglected and almost feral. Like. He's a lonely kid who very much needs a family connection and some hugs. He reminds Qinghua of some of the disciples An Ding gets who come from neglectful families, because getting their unwanted kids in a sect raises a family's prestige and there's a 'compensation' CQMS pays out to the 'gracious parents who give up their child' so it pays better than selling them to the slavers. (It's all just a ploy to make sure the people bring their kids there first, so there's less of a chance that they would end up in the clutches of demonic cultivators.)
So overworked, sleep deprived Qinghua ends up treating his demon brat the same way he treats the An Ding brats a few times. He can't help it! He knows that Mobei-jun will grow up to be like exactly his type, but right now he's just extremely little brother shaped (despite being really goddamn tall, what are they feeding young ice demons???) and Qinghua's brain just turns off the self preservation around him when he's tired enough apparently.
And Mobei-jun... Likes?? He likes this??? Nobody has babied him since the fallout with Linguang-jun when he was four, he's touch starved and needy for affection. The way his human expresses affection is not really the way he's used to, but it's still pleasant. It speaks to that shameful part of him that wanted to curl up and cry himself into oblivion when he was five and his father threw him out into the ice sheets and told him he's not allowed to return unless he kills something with his bare hands and then finds his way home.
So Shang Qinghua acquires a sticky, feral, demonic younger brother. He doesn't really mind as such, that's his blorbo and probably still his favorite person (and the reassurance that as long as he's Mobei-jun's emotional support human he's going to be kept safe is nice). But it really puts a lid on his non-existent dating life. Who would possibly date him now when they would have to contend with having Mobei-unlikely-to-ever-grow-out-of-his-stickiness-in-private-jun around too?
Yue Qingyuan. Yue Qingyuan would date him. He totally gets it, he has his own ill-tempered sticky little brother. Same situation, just with 95% less demonic energy and 80% more verbal sass. Shang Qinghua even ends up joking that they should set up playdates for those two. They are surprisingly effective.
What do you call it when you, your boyfriend, your little brother (feral cat, demon edition) and your boyfriend's little brother (feral cat, cultivator edition) are all cuddled up in a sleepy pile? Shang Qinghua isn't really sure, but it's comfier then it sounds, actually. Everyone appreciates Mobei-jun and his unshakably cool body temperature in the summer heat.
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zimtameise · 12 days
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Seeing fanon black-haired Mobei-jun and white-haired Mobei-jun from the donghua side by side, I thought, what if his hair colour changes according to his mood. Like turning white when he's angry and in fighting mode.
Shang Qinghua soon figured out that Mobei-jun's hair turns white when angry. How practical for him, no need to guess his king's mood from his hard to read face. Or so he thought. The only difficulty now is to guess the reasons for his anger.
But it's strange. Lately Mobei-jun's mood seems to be especially bad. His hair turns white a lot when Shang Qinghua is around. What did he do to make his king so angry with him every time he sees Shang Qinghua. Does his king get irritated just by looking at his face?
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Turns out Mobei-jun's hair not only turns white when he’s angry, but also when he's horny/enarmoured, but it will probably take Shang Qinghua a while to figure that one out.
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jemkha · 8 months
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Shang Qinghua is thinking “This was YOUR idea!! So why do you look so pissed?!?!”
And poor Mobei-Jun only knows how to express intense emotions by glaring (and staring).
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Character, book, and author names under the cut
Mobei-Jun- Scum Villain's Self-Saving System/Ren Zha Fanpai Zijiu Xitong by Mo Xiang Tong Xiu
Nicky Hemmick- All For The Game by Nora Sakavic
Kieran Kingson- The Dark Artifices trilogy by Cassandra Clare
Vanya Schmidt- Little Thieves by Margaret Owen
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steamingowl · 11 months
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Making noodles can mean I love you in demon language 🍜💙🧡
(I will make keychains of this pic!!! I hope to share some photos of it once I have them with me)
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hyenashark · 2 months
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my winning submission for a danmei-themed valentines day art contest! happy vday! 💘🎀
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gurggggleburgle · 4 months
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Ya know as much as it would be funny to watch Qinghua have to introduce the concept of democracy and socialist reforms to his own porn world I think the funnier answer is that man just straight up is like ya'll are literally too stupid to understand the importance of the agriculture sector and epa and the financial system. I'm not letting you vote. I'm a cultivator and I will outlast you all to the best of my ability as I become the benevolent dictator introducing ubi and welfare programs and none of you will stop me.
And Mobei-Jun is a supportive husband so he just let's him because he's learned that Qinghua is far better at politics than he will ever be and he's more than happy to sit and look pretty (read terrifying)
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