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If the Incorrect Smash Bros Quotes (ISBQ) crew did a rendition of NerdOut’s Infinity War Rap Battle, who would portray each character?

*The piano introduction begins as we see the opening to World of Light... but with a twist. The Smashers are swept away by the Light of Galeem... except for Mario, Fox, Link, Samus, DK, and Captain Falcon. Kirby sacrifices himself to save them, scattering them to the wind. They must unite... to save the multiverse and stop Galeem once and for all.*

Chorus:

And now it’s time, to make things right,

Amending our mistakes.

The Ashes fall, so we answer the call,

There’s one last stand to make...

Whatever it takes.

*Cut to Mario, pulling himself through Mushroom Castle, being hunted by Galeem’s monsters*

Mario:

We’re the first of our kind, but we sure ain’t the last.

Pushing forward but we don’t forget the past.

*Mario punches a monster to smithereens*

Our fight is far from over and we’re running low on options,

If I don’t return with my Cap I’ll be coming home upon it!

*Mario charges forward, blasting through a monster towards the door*

I’ve learned that history can’t be reversed,

Galeem was a judge for whom we could not rehearse.

I’ve got to assemble a team I can trust in again.

*Mario blasts through the last of Galeem’s monsters, busting out the main door of the castle*

Leavin’ a legacy behind that isn’t dust in the wind!

*Cut to Link standing alone in a forest clearing, Galeem’s monsters surrounding him. He is kneeling on the ground, Is head resting on the pommel of the Master Sword which is shoved tip first into the ground in front of him*

Link:

Set back, never felt we lost it. *He stands up, staring down at the Master Sword.

Break storms, not a game for profit.*He draws the Master Sword as the monsters begin to rush him.*

I, *flashback to the deaths of Mipha, Revali, Daruk, and Urbosa* Lost family to find the way.

Hold it down for my people, *slashes apart the first monster to reach him* I won’t die today.

Illegitimate, nothing to fiddle with, *slams his shield into another monster’s head and stabs it through the skull*

Just a little bit of faith and we’re out the predicament,

Stand behind me,

Give it your all, VOW! *stabs a monster*

We’re never gonna fall down. *decapitates another*

Still got one shot, Leaps high into the air, charging the Master Sword with lightning and bringing it down like a hammer*

Let the energy all out!

*Cut to Fox alone in an abandoned city as it rains. He walks down the street, consumed by his own failure to lead the Smashers.*

Fox:

Walking alone in the night!

There’s red in my eyes!

Can’t shake it outta my mind!

Lost everything I love, *stares down at his hands*

Is this what I’ve become!?

*his communicator starts ringing and he sees that Mario is trying to contact him. He stares at it forlornly, unsure of what to do.*

I know I don’t deserve a second chance.

*His hands tighten around the communicator*

But maybe there’s a shot that we could take it back.

For all they stole away... *he looks up to see a possessed Falco and Wolf coming at him*

I’ll do what ever it takes! *draws his blaster and fires*

Chorus:

And now it’s time, to make things right,

Amending our mistakes.

The Ashes fall, so we answer the call,

There’s one last stand to make...

Whatever it takes.

*cut to DK, alone in the jungle, sitting on top of a mighty ziggurat, his head in his hand*

DK:

When lives are on the line, man there is no try.

When it was time to fight, I was just wondering why.

Why the Beast inside chose to run and hide.

Went from wrecking ball to someone I don’t recognize.

*sees a flying Galeem monster heading towards him*

But if you bet on my demise, well surprise, surprise. *He stands*

I’m still here and still I rise. *he crouches to jump.*

No dry eyes, among my allies,

My drive’s revived. *he leaps at the flying creature with a massive jump, preparing to intercept it’s flight towards him*

Won’t stop till history’s revised.

*Cut to Samus desperately trying to fix her ship*

Samus:

We lost it all, now all that’s left, *Samus stands satisfied with her work.*

This job, this mission I can’t forget.

We can’t stop till we bring them home! *stares at a picture in her hand. A picture of the Smash Bros. The family that she chose.*

90% of all we know!

*she stashes the picture and turns to face an approaching monster*

Gotta get back to how it was!

Some move on, *summons her power armor* but not us.

Whatever it takes I’ll pay the price!

Take my soul *blasts the monster into oblivion* I’ll give my life!

*cut to Captain Falcon racing down the road in the Blue Falcon He's doing what he does best, hunting*

Falcon:

Listen,

I learned my lesson so it’s time to settle down! *rams the Blue Falcon into a Galeem Monster*

If there were a weapon I could contrive to turn this Hell around, *Boost Fire Spins cutting through several others*

I would have kept at it every single night to figure it out,

And said Sam Bros: Brawl, now!

But I’ve gotta think of how we’re gonna make the Angel bow! *leaps out of the Blue Falcon*

Remember Shulk said, 1 outta 14 Million, *flashback to Falcon talking with a worn out Shulk before the disastrous fight with Galeem*

I’m a Hunter who’s proud. But not that brilliant.

Let’s plan on living as we take back the hours that were stolen from our-

FALCON PAWNCH! *Falcon Punch’s a monster out of existence*

Chorus:

And now it’s time, to make things right,

Amending our mistakes.

The Ashes fall, so we answer the call,

There’s one last stand to make...

Whatever it takes.

And now it’s time, to make things right,

Amending our mistakes.

The Ashes fall, so we answer the call,

There’s one last stand to make...

Whatever it takes.

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