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bosspigeon · 9 months

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so bc i am a Gross Dude my friends i and sometimes rate our burps and my coworker (who is a teen girl) burped in front of me once and i instinctively rated it

so now every time she burps she looks to me hopefully for a rating and bc she has delicate little baby burps i now have to create an entirely new Burp Rating System unique to her bc i rate anything below a 5 and she looks at me like this

#pidge speaks #im so sorry babe but i am a Monster #i am a demon #my burps register on the richter scale #i can burp on command #i used to be that kid who burped my abcs to impress people

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miagoreprincess · 19 days

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who's here?

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slutdge · 7 hours

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i am skeptical you could do that actually, tiktok user

#can we stop letting tiktokkers into art galleries please #its so funny when these types of people accuse the ARTISTS of being pretentious. the call is coming from inside the house babe.#art #my posts #🧊

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emaarusovaa · 1 month

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SOURCE: 🔴 www.ema-rusova.com🔞

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jessroxxo · 1 month

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z1pos · 3 months

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❕💌 let’s do some learning in bed together tonight ;) 🤍

source: me !! :)

♥️🧖🏻‍♀️ get my hundreds of nudes —> here !! <— 💋🍒

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savagegood · 8 months

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ice hockey nicknames be like:

also, assigned babygirl/angel/wifey by wikipedia:

update: new sidney crosby nicknames dropped over the weekend

#doing my hockey au research and spent way too much time on this wiki page #do the three babes duke it out for the title of the ultimate babe?#also some of these CANNOT be real who is babygirlifying sidney crosby on wikipedia? good for you #long post #hockey #nhl #sidney crosby #cale makar #tyler seguin #pittsburgh penguins #colorado avalanche #dallas stars #alexander ovechkin #washington capitals

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wickedhawtwexler · 1 year

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me when other people tag me in things: this person??? thought about me???? i'm so flattered??????? 🥺💕🥺💕🥺💕🥺💕

me when i consider tagging someone in a post: i am annoying!!!! i am overstepping every single boundary!!!! i am making an absolute fool out of myself!!!!!!

#i'm making a post for my ~*~ 2k follower celebration ~*~#and idk the thought of tagging mutuals in it makes me so self conscious!!!!#even though i love being tagged in other people's follower celebrations!!!!#my brain is so stupid like babe this is tumblr dot com let's not overthink this #m.txt

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miagoreprincess · 11 days

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