#my little muffin man :(

[angelbambisworld]

Gene the morning after I peg him and leave him writhing and moaning like a girl

All joking aside, look at my little pookie bear in his little ducky jammies!

Y'know when I was a kid, I used to be scared of Gene. But now that I've grown up and gotten to know this man a little more. . .He really is just one goofy motherfucker. God I love him.

#kiss #kiss band #kissblr #gene simmons #pookie bear #celebrity crush #god i want him so bad #gene simmons family jewels #why is he like this #i need to fuck that old man nasty style #silly little meow meow #cutie patootie #cutie pie #if i had a penis id stick it in his butt everyday #btw if i had pp itd be fat #my lil snuggle muffin

[sacklumi]

the last drawing in the sketchbook ive been using for nearly 4 years ... The end of an era

#art #what an ancient artifact man this thing has seen it all #mlp fim #mlp gen 4 #my little pony #mlp g4 #derpy hooves #mlp derpy #ditzy doo #mlp muffins #muffins mlp #traditional art #mlp fanart

[zeb-z]

the sooner badboyhalo viewers realize he’s an unreliable narrator the sooner I’ll be able to sleep at night

#qbbh is unreliable he’s a little bit of an asshole he’s the worlds biggest hypocrite he’s self centered and in it for his own interests #he lies for fun he dishes out ‘pranks’ and ‘memes’ but cannot handle it when the role is reversed he needs things to go his way or he’ll #lose his muffins like #and I love it for him! his character can be frustrating sure but it’s fun he plays a good role!! #but bbh chat you are the bug under my shoe. be normal. learn what rp means for the love of god #media literacy! critical thinking! reading anything other than Twitter posts and hot takes please! #I’m once again seeing weird takes and it’s like man. qBad is so misunderstood. not for all the reasons you think though #he’s not misunderstood because he’s really in the right or good or whatever. he’s misunderstood because nobody understands his characters #views or intentions. i don’t think his character fully does either! unreliable narrator! please for the love of god! #I know I’ve made a whole other in the tags rant about this before but like it’s never been more applicable again #bad’s twitch chat be normal challenge level IMPOSSIBLE #and I don’t get why man. take example from the doozers w foolish. from jorge w bagi. Cellbit’s chat (for the most part) even #idk anyways #mcyt #qsmp #bbh #z speaks

[lovedazai]

yayayay happy weekend !!

#having a little nighttime snack of chocolate biscotti n decaf coffee ദ്ദി ˉ͈̀꒳ˉ͈́ )⟡ #today was so boring in the best way possible <33 i didnt rlly do anything. my lazy girl dream #i had some old bananas so i made banana peanut butter muffins w oat flour !! #an older lady at the store told me i was pretty :< i carried it w me all day #im going to go thru my inbox tmw but all the dazai asks….u guys have me yearning so bad for this man (づ៸៸៸◟) #super busy day tmw so im going to bed early but !! i hope friday treated u nicely <3 love u

[spider-man-2o99]

do u think miguel has 2 deal with stinky bitter venombreath in th mornings... how could u even Try to cover that up. lord. miguel just inexplicably always carries around those specific extremely-flavored hard candies in his pockets like a Grandma in case of Emergencies bcuz the taste of mint is Overwhelming 2 him but now he seems like even MORE of a cryptid to the people around him who don't Know About the whole Spider-Thing,,

#talking tag #spider-man 2099 #spiderman 2099 #miguel o'hara #HI yes i do still make hc posts i just got a lil quiet lately because i #[TV STATIC NOISE] #thank u 4 understanding lol. <3 #ive been Chewing on this one for Days but i think im just gonna hafta accept that my borked senses just aint suited 4 this task. #i must Outsource my Flavor Queries . #ANYwaygs 4 sciences sake say if ur wretched spider teeth produced Incredibly Bitter Incredibly Concentrated Liquid while u were unconscious. #what does the jury think would be this sad little clowns go-to palette-cleanser brekky. what do We The Peobple think. #me i think his Specialest Most Favorite Breakfast Treat is. like. literally just plain buttered blueberry muffins made from box mix y/k #simple guy @ heart w/ simple wants nd simple needs but Those Needs Still Usually Arent Met etc etc etc. #usually just has his optionally untoasted slice of white bread nd novelty mugs worth of Black Coffee nd goes on w/ his day.

[quecksilvereyes]

sometimes i think about when i was like. 6. and watched shrek for the first time. and when they introduced the magic mirror with the gingerbread man going

"do you know... the muffin man?"

"the muffin man?"

"the muffin man!"

"yes, i know the muffin man, who lives on Drury Lane?"

"she's married to the muffin man!"

i was firmly convinced that "she" meant the mirror. and that the mirror was the one married to the muffin man.

#instead of going the het assumption and thinking the evil queen is married to the muffin man #that never crossed my little mind #i was just like oh yeah the mirror is a girl! makes sense!

[gigamuffin]

i'm catching up with the first temeraire book after leaving it at part 3 for months. and all my reading insecurities are coming back in full swing!!!

#look a talking muffin #i am that orc image. and i have to remember that picking up only the subsurface stuff is better than nothing at all!!!! #i want to keep posting stuff as i read. i am bad at that but stay tuned anyway!!! #i was a weird kid of the dragon variant growing up. that mixing with my recent obsession with the aubreyad #is really hitting the spot #i like the little trio that is building here. I love temeraire and i like laurence well enough #i expect laurance to grow on me more as i keep reading though. i am not immune to blonde man

[grim-faux]

Ive mentioned before how Mono has an.... we'll say, interesting relationship with food things. He's food descriptions are about as concise as his table manners - a grain thing, a meat thing, some sort of paste. Sweet goo, stuff like that.

If the Thin Man gave him a warm muffin, his first instinct would be 'hug', because it's warm and soft, and who wouldn't hug a toasty, warm thing?

ᵗʰᶦˢ ᶦˢ ᵗʰᵉ ˢᵃᵐᵉ ˡᵃᵈ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᶜˡᶦᵐᵇᵉᵈ ᶦⁿᵗᵒ ᵃ ᵐᵘᵍ ᵇʳᵒʷⁿᶦᵉ [here]

And he pretty much shovels everything into his mouth as quickly as he can, since he might have to bolt in the next second. There's no telling if he'll get the chance to eat again. The whole 'meal time' for kids is always chaotic.

Then there's the whole process of food 'concoctions', such as grain things and pasta bits - this is all hard stuff. But Mono has learned at last if you put this stuff into something like fluids (or random liquid condiments when rain isn't available), it will soften enough he can slurp it up.

Everything is pretty much repulsive, but as long as its edible and safe to consume, and doesn't kill him, it's all good.

#little nightmares #lil nightmares #feral mono #the thin man #thin dad #food stuff #who wouldnt hug a giant warm muffin? #if you're wet and cold/ its a must #my version of [cooking mono] is the lad making the equivalent of magic potions in the kitchen #except he will eat whatever he mixes up #mono [why won't him eat] #also mono [offering the thin man the most offensive ketchup and oatmeal mixture] #the thin man [ (into his very adult journal) alas/ the child has made another attempt on my life. it will not be long now]

[skyburger]

WHAT THE HELL NOBODY EVER TOLD ME TWO OF MY FAVE VILLAGERS GOT A LINE STICKER TOGETHER. ive loved tabby for YEARS like since 2019 at LEAST. and these stickers are from 2018 how did i not know !!! i love tabby and boots so much 😭😭😭 TABBY AND BOOTS ANIMAL CROSSING I LOVE YOU SO MUCHHHHH OOMFS FOREVER AND EVER

#im so happy any official content of tabby is awesome shes my fave i looooove her so much SHES SO SILLY!!! #and boots was one of my starting residents on acnh so he holds a special place in my heart #in case anyone was wondering which im sure you were not. my other starting villager on acnh was rocket and shes soooo silly i love rocket #not enough people love her like shes so silly. u are all HATERS #anyway i love talking about my acnh villagers I WISH I HAD MY ACNL ONES WRITTEN DOWN. the only ones i remember are tabby and kyle #but my acnh ones atm (and when i say atm i mean they will be probably til the end of time) #are my guy sherb (found on one of the ticket islands) #stiches (who i also found on an island i think?) #chai (i have her amiibo card shes so cute.) #tammi (another island find) #stella (man i really did just take the first villagers i found on an island and kept them huh) #rocket and boots (starter villagers) #tabby (I WAS LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO TRADE HER TO ME ON REDDIT I THINK? and then they were like oh if shes ur fave u can just have her + #like for free. AND THAT WAS SOOOO AWESOME) #bea (i think she was also a ticket island thingy find) #and finally... tom (ok he has a fun story. #i think it was margie who lived on my island at the time and listen she was SUCH a sweetheart i wanted to keep her forever #(she replaced drift who i found on an island and he was mean to me so i have beef with him. still. like four years later.) #but them tom showed up as a camper and i got this crazy hit of nostalgia and i remembered my guy tom was in my childhood city folk town #and i was like. I MISS MY BOY. COME BACK TO ME. so he moved in) #umm only other villager we had was chadder which i think my little brother picked when we shared the island #i think i remember him saying he got chadder because of dantdm...? i dont remember the details #but i got the sanrio amiibo cards which i need to stress i had wanted for YEARS. i was so fucking happy when they got a rerelease #to the point where like. i couldnt get them at first because they sold out super fast. so #i bought them from someone in twitter dms im so serious. and it fucking worked thats how i got them #anyway i wanted chai to move in because shes my fave of that set (i love cinnamoroll) but i needed someone to move out #which i always get so sad about :( but my brother offered to take chadder so i felt a little better abt it #and then i think we forgot to like. have him come get chadder in boxes. so chadder went off somewhere hope hes living a good life #thats it i think. i wish i kept a list of all my villagers ever but considering ive been playing for a decade or so now that would be. crazy #muffin mumbles

[gay-baby-brig]

I had to use this pretty little face I just had to

#he looks like the knife cat #sweet baby boi #my little spicy muffin man #ofmd izzy #izzy hands #con oniell

[leatherbookmark]

lan xichen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#i wanted to say i'm holding him in my hands like a little bird but no. this is different #i am hugging him like my dog. aka crouching over his resting form; wrapping my arms around him and SQUEEZING #listen i need my love KNOWN and whats a better way to do it than making someones eyes boggle with the Squeeze #my poor sad dachshund man. i am kissing your nose #i am holding you in my arms even though you are killing my back. my little love my smallest stracciatella muffin #shrimp thoughts

[steponthegras]

My kitten to our delight burrowed his way into our stuffed animal pile… and well… I guess he got comfy

After taking many pictures and crying at his little foot I get up go get a better view and…

LOOOOOOK AT HIMMMMM!!!!!😭😭

I love him sooo much, my comfortable boy

His name is Muffin I found him at a bakery

#cats #he’s my little muffin man #kitten #cute

[ruiner-of-days]

Im petting my cat (honey) and she is loving it so much she is biting her tail I LOBE BER-AKANANAKAAKANANAKAKANANAJAJAJANAN

#giving her the best man pets known to man #only the best for my sweet little angel muffin

[medicinemane]

You know what sucks, is that I can finally get my hands on a big enough meal that I can actually enough I might actually get full, keep going till the point where it makes me sick enough I throw up a little (thankfully just like a teaspoon, not the whole thing)... and my stomach's still fucking grinding in hunger even as it's also cramping from having eaten too much

I legit think what's happened is all the years of not managing to eat properly have both put me at such a food deficit it'll take so much more than a normal meal to catch up, while my stomach's also shrunk a bit due to the lack of proper meals

Just kinda sucks, you know?

#and by lack of proper meals I mean that some days all I'll get to eat is like... #1 hardboiled egg; 2 strips of bacon; and 1 english muffin w/ jam #and I mean that that's it for the whole 24 hours #so you can see where my theory on this comes from; it's not out of nowhere #eat so much I puke a little; and yet if anything I feel hungrier than before I ate #I assume cause my body is going 'oh man; food; now that you have it I can pump up the hunger chemicals' #'I'd been going light on them cause I knew you weren't eating and it wasn't gonna help; but yeah! more of that' #and it's like sorry man; both still have trouble with eating; and also you fucking got upset with how much I fed you and puked #if I had my shit together the answer is obvious; small meals throughout the day #but I don't have my shit together #anyway; add it to the list of reasons it would be better if I was gone

[sweatervest-obsessed]

Hangovers and Hickeys

Pairing: Spencer Reid x Reader

WC: no idea rn lmao probably like 700

A/N: some Spence content before the new year (on the western calendar). Hope you all get to enjoy the day!

“Good morning sunshine.”

You winced at the sheer volume of his voice. “If I could, id shove you off of the roof Derek Morgan.”

“Fun night?”

You snorted and finally lifted your head off of the desk. “You should be a profiler.”

That caused Derek to laugh, which made you wince and close your eyes. The sunglasses perched on your nose were supposed to be helping. They weren’t.

“That’s a nice hickey you got there.”

You grunted in response and tried to adjust your sweater collar so it would cover the hickey you missed this morning when you didn’t look in the mirror. You had basically rolled out of bed, and into your car to make sure you got to work on time.

“Who gave it to you?” “Why don’t you use your super duper profiling skills to deduce it or whatever Sherlock shit you wanna do.”

Derek snorted and shook his head. ”or you could just….tell me.”

“Don’t worry about it Derek.” You grumbled.

When Derek realized he wasn’t going to get any answers out of you about it, he decided he was going to change tactics.

“Moving on from Boy Wonder?” It was no secret that you had a crush on a certain nerdy doctor. And so Derek tried to use this knowledge to his advantage.

You crossed your arms and just raised your eyebrows. “I’m not dignifying that with a response,”

“Pretty sure that was my answer.” He chuckled, sitting down in his chair and swiveling to look at you.

When you decided to just ignore Derek, and face your desk, he piped up again. “Where is he anyways?” “No idea.”

It was like he was waiting for his cue from you. Spencer pushed open the doors to the bull pen and strolled in. He had his purple scarf around his neck, over his new coat that Henry (JJ) had gotten him for Christmas. It was a beautiful grey pea coat that kept him warm during these freezing winter months. Spender was carrying a tray with two coffees on it and what seemed like a bag from McDonalds, which seemed to be for you, since he was headed in your direction.

The smell of the food caused you to groan with joy and smile at the man walking towards you.

“My knight in shining armor.” You muttered as he placed the whole tray in front of you. You placed a kiss on his cheek hasilty, causing him to blush a little.

“I got hashbrowns from both McDonald’s and Dunkin’, a little smorgasbord of grease for your pallet.” He whispered before taking one of the cups out of the tray.

“I’m going to marry you Doctor Spencer Reid.” You muttered, digging into the bag and pulling out one of the McDonald’s hash browns and biting into it. The groan you let out leaned a little on the pornographic side, which made Derek raise his eyebrows at the sound you let out, and then at tinge of pink on Spencer’s cheeks.

You continued eating, clueless about the silent interrogation happening to your left, enjoying every single bite and sip of your hangover cure.

“Derek I can hear you thinking and it’s making my head throb.”

Derek’s eyes snapped back to you, as your figure swiveled in the chair to face him, casually munching on some of the fries, in a completely different mood then from two minutes ago before Spencer had walked in the room.

“Sorry your highness. I’m just curious as to why Boy Genius here is bringing you hangover cures.”

“Well it’s his fault I’m this fucked up so he owes me.” You grumbled, swiveling around in your chair to face your desk. You pulled your lap top out of your canvas bag and started to set up for your work day.

“Wha-how is it his fault.”

That’s when Spencer turned bright red and tried to change the conversation, or at least get out of it. “I—well it’s not…I….hotch is…”

Spencer basically ran across the bullpen and up the stairs to Hotch’s office, avoiding the conversation he almost just had.

“I don’t think you wanna know.” You smirked and bit into the muffin from Dunks that Spencer had got you, not looking at the man behind you.

“I’m starting to think that too.” His eyes narrowed and he looked between where Spencer had run off to, and you.

Something was going on between the two of you, and Derek Morgan was going to figure it out.

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