#my screen time is dreadful

[front-facing-pokemon]

#spheal #i wish i could post circular images on tumblr. because this one is deserving of a fully circular PNG. i could technically just take a #regular square image and then make the edges transparent to make it *effectively* a circle‚ but like… would that appeal? #if that would appeal then i'll do it. i don't think it would be *too* prohibitively hard. i would be willing to make an addendum #with a circular transparent image of spheal staring at the screen if enough of you want it. either way #this guy rolls everywhere and i think tumblr is gonna like that. i feel like this is gonna end up being a well-liked pokémon amongst tumblr #as in. i feel like. it already is. because. of how it is. i just don't know bc spheal isn't like. one of my favorites #it's cute don't get me wrong but it's just not one i think about all the time. it's one that i'll like if prompted but not unprompted #i'm gonna stop before i dig myself into a hole. i beat totk finally. it was very good and i honestly had way way more fun with it than i did #with botw. i have my criticisms obviously. it's not perfect it's not pmd. but it was very good. and now i've moved onto the next game in my #backlog. which is very long but i'm steadily working through it. hopefully i can get it done before i graduate this december and stop having #any time for the rest of my life ever forever to play video games. dreading that day. but uh #until then i will game. and hang out with my friends. and go on tumblr. and do all these things i like to do. until i no longer can #wow this got depressing i'm gonna Stop here. enjoy spheal

[basslinegrave]

i was being a completely sane person today (/s) and was creating a timeline tree for snm would anyone even be interested in that. and collecting my shipping thoughts (or specifics about them being a couple etc). know that i still consider my knowledge of the franchise as poor. its just tidying it up in my head so when i talk about something i can pinpoint a specific thing (i was too deep in fnaf theorizing so now i have to suffer thru a franchise that doesnt even have a canon)

in short/tldr the comics are the base that happened in every possible timeline and everything else is derived from that, happening after, except the cartoon, which shows some events the same way so that would be more intertwined; not everything is connected/within one timeline. and the cartoon is my most fav and where i see them as a true couple.

long rant ahead

on one hand i really like the time travel theory where its like comics -> ttg -> cartoon etc by them travelling back in time for that, however there are many holes especially thinking about their families and stuff so

i like the idea of things branching off. one branch is comics - htr - cartoon, as something more intertwined

second is comics -> ttg -> poker night 2 (since it references ttg events) (idk bout 1 i havent played/seen that)

third would be comics -> ttiv (or comics -> htr -> ttiv, i have no idea atm if bosco's is mentioned in the comics but it is in htr and mentioned in ttiv. ttiv is also set in the year it came out, so theres a huge gap inbetween ttiv and htr but i wouldnt say its where the ttg games happened!)

and i dont mean this in like a multiverse way, since the creator seems to dislike that, its simply just a very loose canon that differs with each installment (simply due to different people working on these imo. nothing too deep imo)

but the juicy part!! i even made brackets that im too lazy to remake digitally so i will just write it out for each bigger installment. im excluding poker night 1 as i havent played it nor watched much gameplay

M = married, BF = best friends (in all technically)

comics: M - unlikely; BF - yes absolutely

htr: M - possible; BF - yes

cartoons: M - i take it as canon here. BF - yes million percent

ttg all seasons: M - no; BF - yes.

poker night 2: M - not sure, implied dating, i take that as good enough; BF - yes

ttiv: M - absolutely not. not a couple at all. BF - they seem too tense, yes, but from my experience playing, their interactions were imo the worst in all of their media, so i wasnt buying it at some points

note - ttiv has to be like the straightest they ever were and i also see it in S.P.'s more recent work. im looking too deep into that, perhaps, but im just thinking were never gonna get anything similar to what we got from back in the 90s again, if theres any future projects

people are also saying they got married like 4 times and its making me a bit confused here. do people mean cartoon, htr dress up card, cake topper and tdph ring scene or am i missing something big?? because to me that is married once, other ones being just for jokes (first one as well but its less vague), and in the ttg games its so extremely vague i cant count that (being realistic here) that said its still fun to joke about them getting married several times, but in this case wouldnt it be more of a marriage per timeline?

and to end this, a personal tierlist

my most fave obviously is the cartoon. not only is it the easiest to work with for me, with the fast pacing and short watch time (but ofc i wish it was longer) i absolutely love how their relationship is depicted there, even if a lot of stuff there is just jokes, but if everything is a joke then its also fine to take everything as canon within this media, to me! like when haters say that people only take the wedding scene out of the intro and ignore the rest - as if the other stuff couldnt happen (isnt one of the shots them fighting a giant octopus, which they end up having an episode about too. like cmon. anything goes here) even if it was contained within this specific part of the franchise, im ok with calling them a couple here. and its S tier overall

another S tier is the comics. nothing else to say

HTR is like A tier to me, only taking off points because its soooo sloooowwww and playing it after watching the series took 3 years off my life immediately. otherwise gud game.

ttg is like A to B tier for me, because of some specifics and preferences but thats just me being nitpicky so, the games overall are good. A- it is. thats all

poker night 2 is fun, i watch the gameplay a lot lately when im too tired at midnight to do anything else, A tier

ttiv. oh how mixed i am about you. gameplay by itself and my first experience with the game - S tier. it made me so giddy more than one time and i kept wanting to come back until i finished the game fully. i dont mind the bugs, its just what i expect in VR games and even tho it made me a bit frustrated at times it wasnt all that bad. its also the only vr game i played for over an hour once and didnt get motion sick - the exception was the level at the store which seemed too bright and actually made me nauseous. which is a feeling that somehow comes back whenever i think about this game. what i dislike was the dialogue, while most of it was fun and fine, i had moments where i just burst out laughing, they (or max especially) were way too mean towards the player. i know its a joke and you could chalk it up to max being unhappy with us/jealous, but it got like, generally unpleasant very quickly. with stuff like good throw - "nice!" bad throw - *neverending insults* and the second was how painfully straight it was and like. the vibes i got from them two was like, oh theyre fed up with each other and my shipping self was just left quite disappointed. i did not get all lines during my gameplay which made it great but upon going thru every line manually after, i was just more and more uncomfortable with what they said in their banter. this drops the game to like C for me? maybe B if i squint. being generous. i also got sick of their talking animations over time... the models are fine just got to be too much. bonus points for max ragdoll physics tho. coming up with a conclusion that this is a completely separate timeline and has nothing to do with anything other than the comics and perhaps HTR. i talked so long about this one cause its the one thing that prompted all of this lol.

but its not that serious! i just knew this franchise for ages as "oh its the two animal guys that are married and its funny" and now that i got into it fully, i see a lot of the shippers are obviously daydreaming and taking things out of context - which is fun, i agree!! i also do that. but it just painted a completely different picture for me. so no. theyre not married, theyre not a couple, except for the cartoon, where its implied, which stays on top for me. but in ttg at least, they love each other, its not as romantic, but i can ship them there (so i ship them in the context of the cartoon and ttg basically)

anyway. nothing is canon for them, everything is canon for them, and everything they say or do is a joke so. its not that deep at all. they gay tho

#insane ramblings #i will tag this #sam and max #for the 2 people that will read this 🫶 #thoughts are being thunk #long post #i just went on an unplanned rant here #i was home alone today and spent most of my day thinking about ttiv and how much i hate it and love it and hate it #one could even say its textbook queerbait but since its a separate game i cannot say it #but going from showing them getting married to 20 years later sam dating random women its like. uhh idont like that #obviously #i hc him as bi or pan so its fine its just so lame. like who are they? you know. random off screen characters that mean nothing to me #and max being jealous of the player being there but allowing sam to date is so lol. i havent found the line about the other woman yet #but ive had the lines open for way too many times and i dread going through them further. but i might bite the bullet i just want context #wonder if one of them is that one afghan hound (?) from that one valentines art #when the characters get ooc in official media /j

[kwistowee]

JOSEPH QUINN as KONER | GAME OF THRONES (2017) S7E04 - THE SPOILS OF WAR

#josephquinnedit #joseph quinn #gotedit #game of thrones #hboedit #koner #tvedit #userthing #usersource #tvseriessource #dailytvsource #cinemapix #my*gifs #did i gif every millisecond of his screen time? why yes. yes i did #stand by for more #eddie discovers cosplay #trying to find the color of his eyes under that blue filter was a chore #this looks dreadful on mobile #you can't even see his lovely brown eyes on mobile #DON'T LET HIM PUNCH YOUR FACE #dodge and weave #userbbelcher #chewieblog

[molagboop]

I would very much like to infoblast about Raven Beak's powersuit upgrade library with all the optimizations, QoL tweaks, security features, and the myriad integration systems Samus is currently lacking with her babby suit, but alas. Time restrictions.

#txt #not art #don't get me wrong it's a good suit. but samus is running on old hardware (ruins test suit) that's literally been dissected (Fusion) #and augmented by comparatively inferior (at least in Raven Beak's 'humble' opinion) GalFed tech #and she's had her arsenal stripped down to the hard-coded essentials more times than should be possible for any reasonable warrior #barring the whole 'Metroid powers ate my firmware updates' thing from Dread #Raven Beak looks at that technical hodge podge of a suit which can apparently have some features remotely restricted by the Feds at will #and he's like 'girl you need an upgrade' #he can understand the whole Metroid DNA eating your suit thing but the rest of it he chalks up to the powersuit equivalent #of a faulty hard drive being dropped on the hard dirty ground and all of the data within going the way of the Titanic #he's like a gazillion years old so all he sees is an eight year old dropping their Gameboy Advance SP with Pokemon Crystal in the game slot #staring blankly at the screen as they boot up the system to find that their entire save is gone

[hiddenbeks]

carth watching in increasing despair as this random soldier he escaped the endar spire with and who agreed to keeping a "low profile" makes an enemy of tarisian nobility and the local crime lord, loses all their credits in pazaak games, enters a dueling ring with the excuse of regaining the credits but really just wants to blow off some steam, goes to a sith party with the excuse of searching for leads on bastila's whereabouts but really just wants to see how fun the sith are to party with,

#the 'prodigal knight' and 'dreaded sith lord' is also the wildest party-goer in the galaxy babyyyy #the sith are not fun to party with btw. cant hold their liquor and the music choices are mid #this is what ultimately sets liah on the light side path (not really but thats what she tells everyone. half-jokingly.) #also i havent actually lost any credits in pazaak yet. i beat that one guy in the cantina who claims to be the best player around. ha #but like Canonically liah is so bad at pazaak. or maybe its just bad luck. either way she keeps losing but cant stop playing #she simply cannot say no to a challenge. be it card games or duels. i love her #ch: liah #el plays kotor #im having a blast w this game but i cant stop thinking abt what it could be if it werent so old n limited by the technology of its time #the quests could have more layers n paths n outcomes...... #like what if the sith party was bigger what if you could get absolutely shitfaced n fail to find anything that could help in ur search. lol #instead of just. u walk in to apartment. u briefly talk to guy who invited u. screen fades to black. #everyone except for u is passed out on the floor bc they had too much to drink. u didnt even get a chance to drink. #quest proceeds. loot sith armor for disguise and be on ur merry way. no partying for u. #sigh. kotor remake....... you remain in my dreams........ #also disclaimer theres nothing wrong with a game being more linear!!! #not every game has to have the complexities n permutations of modern rpgs!!! sometimes simplicity is better!!! #but im just saying. it would be fun and its fun to think about. #also btw some of the dialogue in this game sounds like its written by a child. its a bit painful at times. but anyway

[themostbritishamerican]

me for the first 6 episodes: oh tee hee hee what a spooky little show im enjoying it so much :)

me after ep 7:

#it ramped up so quick yall #the new image for the step mother struck DREAD into my heart #im watching it by myself at night what a horrible fucking idea #the show was just a little spooky before! #now i have pure nightmare fuel on my screen good lord #love it tho just gotta watch it in the day time lol #neverafter #d20 neverafter #dimension 20 neverafter #dimension 20

[hyah-lian]

hmmmh I was trying to like. Be very online and do a big art challenge thingy but the Yearly Existential Dread/Weird Complicated Feelings are kind of grabbing me and shaking me like a floppy doll

#i dont want to commit to a hiatus bc i still want to try and things #but i did not anticipate/remember how strongly the ick feelings can be #and for the life of me i cant remember if it lasts long or if its just anticipatory dread until [redacted] #i know i am also having some Big Feels over Percieved Rejection (its not. its just needing to be patient and my adhd doesnt like that) #(and in the cases where the answer is No it is fully understandable and not a Never or a You Suck) #and just Other Things that continue to Be A Problem in the area I live in #today i am Having A Day. #i am letting the creature of my.spul create away from screens #i am eating when im hungry and trying to remember water exists #im taking a sort of caffiene break (1 caffinated drink vs the like 5 coffees etc just to avoid the caffiene headache) #im wearing clothes i find comfy and like #and im going to have some horizontal time with either music or a book maybe a movie bc last night was A Lot

[venacoeurva]

Why are so many 3rd party apple pencil tips on sale and so cheap lately is it just old stock they wanna get rid of, what do they know

#Whatever my city now (a lot of cheap tips stocked up bc my screen protectors destroy them) #vena vents #not art #A lot of the prices aren't tee hee it's the time of year people buy apple pencils it's OH GOD TAKE OUR STOCK OF THESE levels of sale #I had to make the dreaded passage to amazon for something else but sure I'll spend like $3 on apple pencil tips too #while I'm there...

[proserpine-in-phases]

The thing is I feel like if I mentioned how much I got paid youd think I was crazy for wanting a new job. But on the other hand I also feel like if I hate the job as much as I do it really shouldn't matter how much I get paid if it makes me this unhappy

Also searching for jobs is a fucking nightmare. You see positions where you know the qualified candidate would need to pay for college or certification, neither of which is cheap, and the position pays fuckin. $13 $14 an hour, which no one can live on, not even around here where rent is on average $800 a month. Like how is anyone supposed to live independently on $14 an hour? Fuckin. I loved merchandising, it's what kept me at the dollar store as long as I stayed, my primary job was setting new sales displays and I liked it, it let me be a little creative, but a merchandising job only pays like $12, $13. I cant live on that

And I dont want to get a roommate because I have too much shit and am too messy of a person to live with, I'm not going to date a person just for the hope of financial security and I'm not into dating in general anyway as it is, so that typical avenue of security is out

Ugh. Modern life is a nightmare, why do we put up with this shit?

#i keep swinging between im quitting tomorrow and i can hold out for longer just a little longer #i honestly thought id be quitting lasssst october and im still there but #im so fucking sick of it im sick of chuck im sick of the monotony im sick of how this job makes me dread my favorite kinds of weather #im sick of the smells and im sick of climbing 74 stairs to the top of the ferms and im sick of commuting a half hour each way #and im sick of being around the same 3 people all the time and im sick of 12 hour shifts and im sick of the noise and im sick of staring at #computer screens all day and im sick of wearing hi vis and hard hats and safety glasses and im sick of corn #im just ready to be done i dont care if im making decent money #crap #i know other people have it worse i know alright but that doesnt keep me from fucking hating it here sprry

[goldkirk]

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#WHY must I have an instant and full body reaction (plus its downstream effects) the second someone messages me or requests a 1-1 meeting #and then have ADDITIONAL REACTIONS before and/or during and/or after the communication or meeting!!! #my god!!!! calm the fuck down oh my god!!!!! #you have your tea you have your dog you have a screen between you and potential danger you are hydrated you are medicated you are fed #CAN YOU PLEASE CONSIDER THE POSSIBILITY #THAT SOMEONE IS NOT ALWAYS ABOUT TO BE VIOLENTLY ANGRY WITH YOU #AT ANY MINUTE OF ANY DAY #MY GOD THE DRAMA #you are creating an entire soap opera in your head in two seconds HAVE YOU CONSIDERED. JUST NOT DOING THAT #HAVE YOU TRIED. BEING COOL ABOUT THINGS. LIKE. ONCE #you do not need to feel sick all the time every work thing #IT IS NOT NECESSARY TO BE FILLED WITH THIS MUCH DREAD #you cannot hold it #either stop MAKING IT or STOP MAKING IT #jesus h christ on a cracker dude #FUCK #i love your attitude you're always so enthusiastic YES I AM TRYING TO KEEP EVERYONE FROM BEING MAD AT ME HELENA IT'S A REFLEX #I ACTUALLY AM FILLED WITH NOTHING BUT FEAR AND DREAD. #[sir patric stewart voice but with tears in my eyes] ACTING! #shh katie

[bobzora]

its rlly funny to me that like. compared to 5 and especially 3 which have much more like. theoretically upsetting subject matter. 4 is the most upsetting to actually play because of how much the narrative just hates people like you. lol :/

#bobtalk #like. i like naoto but every time hes on screen i feel dread like 'what are they gonna say this time' #and fandom behavior doesnt help like. even if he wasnt trans. even if kanji wasnt gay. #that doesnt matter because the game is still transphobic! its still homophobic! #it just. sucks. so bad #me playing arena like oh yeah. this is what we're dealing with here. :( #in my heart and soul i know teddie is a trans ally he wouldnt say that guys. #im literally more ready to do a complete playthrough of 1 than 4. i like my friends from 4 but i just dont wanna do it. lol #hey atlus remember 2. remember jun. can we do that again.please

[beast-feast]

I hate HATE that the final song in the HLD soundtrack is called Panacea because Drifter doesn't get his OWN panacea. He's victorious yes but in the end he doesn't get what he needs most. I'm about to ugly cry just thinking about it

#HLD is a game that I love but. oh my god. it hurts so bad dude #like HE DOESN'T GET HIS OWN CURE. HE FUCKING SUCCUMBS TO HIS ILLNESS #SLASH INJURIES AND I JUST. LET HIM LIVE. #DON'T PLAY A SONG REFERENCING A CURE-ALL WITH A MAN DYING ON SCREEN PLEASE 😭 I'm not emotionally strong #enough for that #not art #hyper light drifter #listening to the HLD soundtrack on shuffle and I shit you not if Panacea starts playing I'm going to choke on my own sobs no joke #literally the only like. fictional character death that ever made me THIS emotional was the Hollow Knight #the first few times and then I accidentally desensitized myself to it :') it still hurts lore-wise though #but god Drifter? he makes me hit the floor and WRITHE I become such a massive sob baby #AND FOR A COMPLETELY WORDLESS GAME TOO. dude that is POWERFUL #the BUILDUP TO IT ALL #the climax the sense of dreaded victory because you have a FEELING. you KNOW that something will happen. Drifter limping away #and sitting beside the rubble. the way he slumps down and the fucking #okay yeah. gonna cry brb or good night! one of the two #tw ???

[milo-is-rambling]

My mother really out here telling me “you just make all the plans for driving and I’ll work around that” and then a couple days later once I’ve made plans and talked to people about shit she’s like hey actually you should come up a day earlier so you can get your grandparents (who are practically falling apart mentally and physically and my grandfather pisses himself and if he pees in the car that I am both sleeping and driving in I will be upset!!!) in the middle of Maine and drive them to New Hampshire for me bc I will be too tired from getting a three hour flight to go drive them :’( AS IF IM NOT DRIVING SIX HOURS OR MORE EVERY DAY FOR A WEEK HELLO??? YOU CANT DRIVE FIVE HOURS AFTER SLEEPING THE WHOLE TIME ON A THREE HOUR FLIGHT LIKE I KNOW ITS CRAMPED AND MISERABLE BUT YOU’RE GOING TO GO FROM A PLANE TO A NICE RENTAL CAR VS ME SLEEPING IN THE FUCKING TRUNK FOR A WEEK LIKE GIRL WHAT YOU ALREADY TOLD ME TO PLAN EVERYTHING AND NOW YOU’RE MOVING SHIT AROUND AND SHES ALL LIKE “well your aunt is gonna be visiting on the 11th so I have to get a flight on the 12th and then graduation is on the 13th early in the morning so I just won’t have time to go get them” LIKE GIRL THIS IS THE SAME AUNT THAT IS COMING TO OUR HOUSE FOR ONE SINGULAR DAY AND THEN WE WILL SEE HER AGAIN IN NEW HAMPSHIRE WHILE WE ARE ON OUR TRIP LIKE YOU LITERALLY TOLD ME “oh don’t worry about missing her we’re gonna do the graduation party at her house when we’re up north” AND THEN YOU WONT SHIFT YOUR PLANS ONE DAY TO FIX ALL OF THE SCHEDULING CONFLICTS BUT YOU WANT ME TO TWEAK A WHOLE WEEK OF DRIVING PLANS BACK A DAY TO MAKE IT MORE CONVENIENT FOR YOU and also I simply don’t want to. Also the garbage truck just passed bc I slept in and I don’t think we got the garbage out and I know we definitely didn’t get the trash from my room or bathroom out of the house and so now moms gonna be pissed at me for that god fuck this is so infuriating I am not planning a trip while on my period ever again I want to bite my mothers head off for even suggesting an alternate plan what is wrong with me I am such a bitch what the fuck no wonder she fucking hates me okay I am going back to bed she can figure this shit out later when she’s not slamming doors and yelling about work

#I want to rip my hair out #why does she say yeah we can work around whatever plans you make and then immediately she’s like oh haha nevermind #and I know I’m overreacting I know I’m being a bitch and I should fold to my mothers needs or whatever but like simply put I don’t want to #deal with my grandparents (if they were dwarves in Snow White they would be called Naggy and Pissy) and I don’t want to deal with their huge #looming sense of dread bc they both know they are old and losing it and that their kids are dead and we are the only family they care about #and I was already nervous about spending any time with them at graduation and now my mom wants me alone in a car with them for HOURS #like I simply don’t want to and I don’t want to think about dad and I don’t want to think about them and I don’t want to drive the extra #hours or anything like ugh I just don’t want to. I want to get high on Millie’s couch and have a relaxing day after driving that much on the #way up and I want to only have to drive three hours to my brother and I want ti already be there for graduation that morning I don’t want to #go any earlier or later than I had planned bc I planned distances by how much driving I thought I could take at a time and If I add an extra #day of driving I will be exhausted and add emotional exhaustion to that from seeing family and add fucking bitchy mood and being judged on #my music or my driving or being asked about what I plan to do with my life or what have I been doing since dad died or are you okay? is your #mother struggling? (and not being able to talk about my mom going out and dating and getting laid and ignoring my dead father and their dead #son bc it’s the only way she’s coping with any of this anymore) #I just don’t want to. and I hope my mother will step up and change her shit to deal with them but if they don’t I’ll have to deal with it #and just get over it but fuck I really really really don’t want to #it just annoys me that my mother would rather move all of my plans back a day than not see my aunt for what six hours here when we’re #literally going to see her up north like five days later #like can’t you just wait to see her. like she has seen the house before. she knows what a screened in patio looks like. they’ve seen the car #before like they will know if they want the car or not before they see it they know the model and they know it’s sat in our driveway for #months and months like they are aware of the car so you don’t need to say that’s the big important reason for them to visit #I’m such an asshole what the fuck is wrong with me I’m really unwilling to have any changes made to my plans #my brother would fucking bend over backwards and do whatever my mother asks and she is so mad that I’m not like that and I should be why am #I not like that why don’t I do all the shit she does for me why am I such a bitch what is wrong with me #I am already exhausted today I only slept for four hours #I just want to skip to me being on the road already. need to smoke a cigarette at a truck stop out of state it will fix me honestly

[kwistowee]

So Snarky & 100% Done JOSEPH QUINN as KONER | GAME OF THRONES (2017) S7E04 - THE SPOILS OF WAR

#josephquinnedit #joseph quinn #gotedit #game of thrones #hboedit #koner #josephquinncentral #userthing #usersource #tvseriessource #dailytvsource #cinemapix #danny kirrane #my*gifs #did i gif every millisecond of his screen time? why yes. yes i did #stand by for more #eddie discovers cosplay #trying to find the color of his eyes under that blue filter was a chore #this looks dreadful on mobile #you can't even see his lovely brown eyes on mobile #userbbelcher #chewieblog

[im-traumatised]

Not sure anyone noticed, but I've not been around much cause my phone broke. Been waiting for the new one to arrive, and I forget desktop Tumblr exists a lot... But I'm alive I guess, in the technical sense anyway...

#It accidentally fell off my bed #got a small crack and now the screen won't show anything #fucking grand time considering the day after my headphones also broke #i ducktaped them back together though becuase the thought of leaving my apartment made my panic lmao #then the same day I found rats in my apartment and man im having a shit time being an adult lately #my savings are being eaten im living with rats im terrified will eat my things and Im really starting to realise #just how bad my aversion to leaving my apartment has gotten #tired of being an adult #tired of having no money #tired of being alone #just tired #but im still alive i guess #just waiting with dread for my 22nd birthday next month that i dont want to arrive #first time ive truly hated the thought of my birthday man its kinda sad #always been so determined to make my bday good even if its always ended up depressing and with me crying at night alone but like #this year im struggling to even want to try i dont want to turn 22 i dont want to still be kicking ya know #sorry this turned dark #although pretty sure noones actually read this far lmao #still #... #aceofdragons

[kittyscarfredux]

I'm sure everyone on weird kink tumblr can relate to this for varying reasons but the auto complete on my phone embarrasses me relentlessly. every fucking day I say "WHY DOES MY PHONE KNOW THAT WORD" and have only myself, the bitch who taught my phone that word, to blame

#every time i start to type omg for starters #meow #thankfully actually sending them to another person has not happened #just the dread i feel when i see those words flash across the screen and am so thankful nobody was looking over my shoulder