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inkwell-illustrations · 5 months

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Octavius: Jed would you care to explain why we have 6 dogs in our apartment? Jedediah: They’re golden retrievers, Octy. They retrieve gold. I did this for us.

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iceeericeee · 5 months

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Mor? Mor Jedtavius incorrect quotes?

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Jedidiah: You look good in that toga.

Octavius: You know where else I'd look good?

Jedidiah: *without hesitation* Inmybed.

Octavius: By your side- wait, what?

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Jedidiah: *throwing their head into Octavius's lap* Tell me I'm pretty!

Octavius: *lovingly stroking their hair* You're pretty fucking annoying, that's what you are.

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*Pre-Nightguard-Larry*

Jedidiah: I want to kiss you.

Octavius, not paying attention: What?

Jedidiah: I said if you die, I wont miss you.

#jedtavius #natm jedtavius #natm #night at the museum #natm jedidiah #natm octavius #octavius #jedidiah #natm incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes natm

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angelofthenight · 2 years

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You: *whimpering*

Ahkmenrah: What happened?

You: Oh, it’s nothing. Don’t worry about it.

Ahkmenrah: Who did this to you?

You: Please, just let it go. Don’t make it worse.

Ahkmenrah: I promise I won’t get mad. I just wanna know who did this to you.

You: I just stubbed my toe on that doo-

Ahkmenrah: *already has a chainsaw* Which door?

You: Oh my god.

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fdrsamericanflagduckfloaty · 9 months

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who said no to NATM incorrect quotes

anyways

and one extra:

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vmpirevnom · 10 months

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Octavius: -comes out of their walk-in closet-

Jed: …

Octavius: if you make a closet joke I swear to god-

Jed: I’m so proud of you :D

#this just popped into my head #natm #night at the museum #jedtavius #incorrect quotes #jedediah smith #octavius #meme #natm incorrect quotes #jedediah x octavius

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angelbroad · 1 year

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Natm incorrect quotes

Ivan: Napoleon and I were crossing the street, and this man drove by and honked at us.

Larry: *Sighing* What did Napoleon do?

Ivan: He chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and...

Napoleon: Who wants a steering wheel?

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Al: I prevented a murder today.

Elgio: Really? How’d you do that?

Al: Self control.

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Tricia: Kissing can burn 26 calories in a minute, wanna work-out with me? ;)

Elgio: Are you saying that I'm fat?

Tricia: No that's not what I meant I-

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Elgio: It’s dark in here.

Jessie: Don’t worry dude I got this.

Jessie: *Stomps his feet*

Jessie: *Skechers light up*

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Kahmunrah: Can I be frank with you guys?

Ivan: Sure, but I don’t see how changing your name is gonna help.

Napoleon: Can I still be Napoleon?

Al: Shh, let Frank speak.

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Kahmunrah: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses.

Ivan: This knife is actually a magic wand.

Napoleon: Meet me in the Denny’s parking lot for a wizard duel.

Al: *cocks gun* Magic missile.

Larry: What the fuck is wrong with you people.

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Jed: I am not out of control! I'm a law abiding citizen!

Octavius: Really? Name one law

Jed: Don't kill people?

Octavius: That's on me. I set the bar too low.

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Featuring @toffyrats 's natm oc, Jessie

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cryptidtumbleweed · 2 years

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Cheering myself up with incorrect quotes, been cackling at these for far too long for it to be normal

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soviet-space-ace · 1 year

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Ahkmenrah: I’ll see Kahmunrah and I’ll give him the speech I meant to give him when we last saw each other.

Ahkmenrah: What I originally wrote for my brother may be dated. Who would be our current Nikita Khrushchev?

Larry Daley: Simon Cowell?

*several hours later*

Ahkmenrah: *speaking to Kahmunrah* I'm tired of watching you treat me like this. I'm not afraid of you. You're just a big bully. Like Simon Cowell. That's right. I just called you a communist.

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lidensword · 1 year

Conversation

Jim: If you have 10 cookies and I ask for 2, how much do you have?

Kazimir: 10. I don't share my food with you.

Jim: Okaaaayy...?? Rude.

Jim: What if I forcefully take 2?

Kazimir: 10 cookies and a dead body.

#Isn't that them?? 👀#Sorry. I really had to do this :]#incorrect quotes #natm incorrect quotes #night at the museum #natm #natm OCs #Jimmy Consentini (Allyn's OC)#Kazimir (Allyn's OC)

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slashingdisneypasta · 2 years

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At an after-hours, exhibit-only Smithsonian party, in a perfect world where the tablet has a broader range.

Al: This is my 'I'm available' face.

Napoleon: Well, s-stop it- my god. *Looks around nervously* People will think the shrimp are bad-

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mints-bizarre-posts · 5 months

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Incorrect Quotes #113

Y/n, trying to flirt : So, you come around here often?

Ahkmenrah, confused : I mean, I basically live here, so yes

#incorrect quotes #natm #night at the museum #ahkmenrah #ahkmenrah x reader #natm x reader #night at the museum x reader

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inkwell-illustrations · 4 months

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Night at the museum incorrect quotes

Jedediah: That's my boyfirend! Octavius: I'm your husband Jed. Jedediah: My husband even better! --------- Jedediah: Wow, Oct, you want to hold my hand before marriage? How awfully lewd of you. Octavius: We literally slept together yesterday. Jedediah: It's NOTHING compared to the lewdness of holding hands. --------- Jedediah: Babe, babe, do the thing! Octavius: [Genuinely smiles] Jedediah, breathlessly: oh my god..

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iceeericeee · 5 months

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*bursts through wall like koolaid man* Did someone say Jedtavius incorrect quotes?

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Jedidiah: Do you want to know your gay name?

Octavius: My… my gay name??

Jedidiah: Yeah, it’s your first name-

Octavius: Haha. Very funny, Jedidiah.

Jedidiah: *gets down on one knee* -and my last name.

Octavius: Oh- oh my gods.

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Jedidiah: This date is boring!

Octavius: This isn’t a date. I said I was going to be in a senate meeting.

Jedidiah: Then why did you invite me?

Octavius: I didnt. I specifically said “Don’t come with me” and you said “fuck you Octavius I’ll do whatever I want!”

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Jedidiah: I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for over 50 years now. No response.

Octavius: Wow. They sound stupid.

Jedidiah: But they’re not! They’re really smart actually. Just dense.

Octavius: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey, I love you!”

Jedidiah: I guess you’re right. Hey Octavius, I love you.

Octavius: See! Just like that.

Jedidiah: Holy fucking shit.

Octavius: If that flies over their head then, sorry Jedidiah, but they’re too dumb for you.

Jedidiah: Octavius.

#that’s all I’ve got #jedtavius #jedtavius natm #natm octavius #natm jedediah #natm jedtavius #natm #natm fandom #night at the museum #jedtavius incorrect quotes

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angelofthenight · 2 years

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Ahkmenrah: Whoever murdered me best not be caught because I'm aiming to be featured on this so called Buzzfeed Unsolved

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nyahkmenrah · 7 months

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A collection of incorrect NATM quotes

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Octavius: for the love of Jupiter Jed, you are a COWBOY. HOW did you manage this?

Jedediah, tangled in his lasso: I don’t know help

Ahk, wiping makeup stains off his cheeks: haha it’s fine, I’m fine, everything is fine

Larry: Ahkmenrah I mean this in the nicest way possible, you are the most mentally fucked up person I know

Larry: Jesus Christ how do I get a bunch of ancient people mental help?

Nick: therapy dog

Larry: we’ve got Rexy for that

Nick: two therapy dogs

Larry: no

Nick: therapy cat then

Jedediah: Pardner with a ‘d’ is friendly, Partner with a ‘T’ is romantic

Larry: so you DO like octavius

Jedediah, just now realising he’s been using T with Octavius: … listen

*the end of Ahk’s first night out*

Larry: you should probably get back into the sarcophagus befo-

Ahk: if I have to go back in that thing I’m going to start crying

Larry: … ok that’s definitely a trauma response

Sacagawea: three separate people have accidentally called me mum tonight, I feel like I should just adopt everyone at this point.

Jedediah: ahk you gotta hide me

Ahk: why?

Octavius, in the distance: GET YOUR ASSLESS CHAPS BACK HERE COWBOY-

Ahk: you broke something didn’t you?

Jedediah: …maybe

Jedediah: I was a gay cowboy before it was cool, before brokeback mountain made it trendy

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vmpirevnom · 11 months

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Jedediah: save a horse, ride a Roman.

Octavius: -looks up at Ahkmenrah- what does he mean?

Ahk: …I’m staying out of this.

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