so I was re-watching the first natm film, as I do periodically. And it just clicked with me how fucking HUGE Rexy would be to all the miniatures AND NOBODY TALKS ABOUT THAT?
Okay, headcannon time:
so in my head the mini’s would have been absolutely shit scared the first time they saw a normal sized person for the first time, right? so at some point (off screen in the first film probably, considering that was one of if not the first time they were let out, this is shown through their surprise at Larry allowing them to run free) they saw Rexy and when I say they would have been TERRIFIED.
Absolutely fucking MORTIFIED. REXY IS HUGE.
Honestly the fact that they were driving around with that absolute MONSTER chasing them at the end, and they weren’t pissing their pants is amazing to me.
THESE WOULD BE FOUND IN SOME RANDOM ASS THEME PARK IN MALAYSIA (READ ABOUT IT HERE: natmsearch.neocities.org/themepark )
LARRY WITH THE SMITHSONIAN OCTOPUS 💛
Put them in the pocket TOGETHER and this shirt would be perfect (Idk why they wouldn't have done that already, even from- like- a not insane shipper POV... Octavius is kinda just T-posing in a void right now 💀) BUT LOOK HOW CUTE THEY ARE
These specific ones are all for children technically, but I'd wear them ANY DAY
EVEN AMELIA GETS A SHIRT- ALL OUR FAVES
And a simple Rexy one I think for adults. There's also one that looks like it's got a silhouette of Dexter on it, but I didn't see a full front pic of that like this.
AND ALSO TABLET MUGS
PLEASE check out the website link up top, oh my god you won't regret it
For the whole Daley!Reader idea, I love every bit of it, but I wanna drop this image in your head, during the Halloween event, Ignihyde made some small holographic illustration technology that can be stuck on to Rexy. When activated it gives an illusion of him being some ghost zombie dinosaur/dragon.
When it’s time to scare the magicam monsters, he just makes himself in to a pile of bones in the woods behind the school, and when the magicam monsters “disturbs” his sleep he forms together and become a ghostly zombie creature back from the dead to scare them away.
WAIT, YES, THAT IS SUCH A GOOD IDEA!?
Like Idia nervously suggesting a collab and putting all these motion trackers on Rexy and stuff but also, unlike the story, NO ONE IS GETTING INTO RAMSHACKLE. It also makes me think of that one scene at the end of NATM2 where he's moving robotically and all the magicam monsters are all: "Pfft, that's such a lame animatronic." and then Rexy looks at them and the hologram comes on and he roars at them.
Got an idea where since Nick gets like an assignment or something where he has to draw his family and since the museum is basically his family at this point his picture looks like this:
And when he shows it to everybody at the museum they're all just like:
I just want to thank you for reminding me that natm exists. Whenever I reblog a natm post it’s cos I know we’re mutuals
You are very welcome @silverfoxandcrow-blog!
natm is a very beautiful thing that I'm very proud to say is the reason I have like half of my moots from and everyone should be aware of the sillys that range from:
Bill Hader in a Blonde wig
To
A literal T-rex
To
Attila the Hun
To
Literal alive constellations
To
Sacagawea
I can offer nothing more that promotions for people who are more involved in the natm fandom than I if you would like