Ahhh!!! I completely forgot to post these!! I've had these headcanons for so long but I'm only now posting them :( But these are based on the Musical, Show and just my personal whatevers!! :] Also!! There are some things I had to research, however!! Just because I researched doesn’t mean I'm 100% right or understand every aspect!! So if you see something that is incorrect or offensive in any way, please please let me know!! I never wanna be a dick and get things wrong or spread misinformation. Anyways, I hope you guys like them!! :]
Patrick Star
He/Him/His
They/Them/Their
Vibgender Neoboy
Panromantic Asexual
Caucasian
Has freckles! But not nearly as much as Spongebob! :)
Wears make-up sometimes but normally just wears purple eyeshadow :D
Shorter than Squidward, As tall as Sandy, Taller than Spongebob :)
Disabled, chronic back and leg pain.
On Disability Benefits but he also works as a Comic Book store cashier.
Sometimes he uses a walking stick, sometimes he can't walk at all due to pain.
In fact, most of the time he has to lay on the couch only watching tv.
A lot of his ‘laziness’ is just him not being able to move
He is lazy by nature, but he sometimes just, can’t move at all and he feels guilty
Insomniac, Melatonin doesn’t help :(
Smokes weed but they mostly use CBD, both for his pain
Crust Punk >:D
Soooooo many piercings, including tongue piercing, snake bites, eyebrow piercings, septum, bridge, and several ear piercings!!
Most of the time, after work, he can’t move or be active enough to make an actual meal so he just sits on his couch/bed and eats junk food.
Also, unfortunately, like many others, he is broke most of the time due to his little work hours and little disability money
Luckily, he has loving friends. Spongebob and Sandy not only prepare meals for him, but both of them and Squidward give him fresh veggies/fruit he can snack on instead of chips or pretzels.
He tries to ‘pay’ them back by de-weeding their gardens.
They even give him a tiny garden for himself <3
Also, they try to get him to go to the pool so he gets the exercise that doesn’t add more stress to him. :D
However, he is INCREDIBLY strong!
Un-styled, his hair is long and straight, about a bit longer than shoulder length!
But, also like to put his hair in a pompadour :)
His natural hair color is brown!
Paints his nails with Sandy and Sponge! :D
Normally he paints them teal, purple, green, pink or yellow :)
Funky socks 24/7 B)
Does a lot of DIY stuff, such as pins, sewing or even making his own jewelry! :D
His cane is COVERED in stickers :)
Likes to cook, he just doesn’t have the time to do so and it ends up tasting bland/burnt
He loves sweet food the most.
Absent-minded, but not dumb
Video game and comic nerd. In fact, just a nerd.
Himbo
Just a sweetie-pie <3
Their Dad and Mom are divorced and they had joint custody, his mom is not supportive of their queerness, but his dad is
He was bullied as a kid, so he beat them up in return, leading to a bad school record.
But also sometimes couldn't go to school because of the sheer pain they had.
He and his sister are close, even if they don’t talk much
Put flowers in his hair PLEASE <33
Can play guitar and drums :)
They CANNOT sing at ALL
His ring is the BFF ring from the Idiot Box episode! :D
Peach fuzz on his face
Sometimes makes and wears friendship and beaded bracelets.
Dude bruh man
Just a good guy <3
Spongebob SquarePants
Any and All pronouns!! (Including Neo-pronouns)
GenderFluid and Gender Queer
Aromantic and Asexual
African-American
He has Vitiligo and freckles!
Chubby cheeks! <3
Sometimes has bleached and straighted hair, but natural hair is black and has 2c hair type.
But!! Because it's not the best for his hair, he normally just Bleached it and keeps it natura.
Wears thicc square black glasses :)
Hair is Ethan Slater's musical style when straightened :)
They like to wear make-up but normally just blush and mascara :)
But she doesn’t even need makeup, his eyelashes are just on a whole other level.
Proud Fry-Cook of the Krusty Krab! >:D
Loves to Jelly-Fish with Patrick!
Also, he is a total nerd too! Comics + video games :)
They love cooking! And baking, and everything with food!
She tries new recipes all the time!
Wears all types of clothes, from suits to dresses to skirts to crop tops! :D
BUT, zey will only wear boots! >:/ (maybe sandals if he is at the beach or too warm)
Xe loves gardening and trying to grow new plants :)
Both their mom and dad are supportive of their queerness. They just want their kid to be happy :)
She loves his pet Gary so much <33 And pet clam! (That one is actually from the Spongebob Bible!)
Fun fact: Gary is a sphinx cat with a sweater on :) (At least to me!)
They are smart! But very, very naive.
Perfectionist too!
Can play the Ukulele :D
Their Ukulele is COVERED in stickers as well!
Her singing voice is very high pitched yet very sweet and nice to listen to
Normally bikes everywhere because they cannot get their license for her life!
So weak. :( He can barely pick up a can of soup :(
He shows her love through touch a lot! i.e hugs, cheek kisses, and hand-holding!
They love sweets the most!
Matching rings with Pat
Now, this idea isn’t mine but @itsalwayzsunnyjnphilly’s idea! So the paperclip S in “Sandy, Spongebob, and the Worm” was made into a necklace! Please go check them out! :D
Another sweetie pie!
Sandy Cheeks
She/Her/Hers
Xe/Xer/Xers
Demigirl
Demiromantic Asexual Lesbian
African-American
Wears all sorts of makeup! But mainly just mascara, blush, lipstick, eyebrows, and that kinda stuff :)
Xe has Cystic Fibrous and needs portable oxygen therapy when out, but only needs hand-held oxygen at home
Made her bag for holding oxygen look like the periodic table! :D
She is RIPPED, but only works out at home for safety with muscle training.
However, she normally wears her lab coat so she usually looks skinny
She normally has her nails painted white, purple, or pink :)
She rarely follows lab instructions because gets so caught up in the experiment, so xe has a bunch of scars and bandages on her.
Her getting caught up in science also makes her forget to eat, so on Spongebob’s break, both he and Patrick go to her place with burgers and fries to make sure she eats.
Sometimes Pat stays and reads comic books with or without Sandy.
However! She does have a fade so her hair isn’t too long and doesn’t catch on fire :)
Her hair is also around 4b
Speaking of science, she is a freelance scientist in Bikini Bottom, though she sometimes has to travel.
Xe also likes to ramble about science, and Spongebob and Pat just listen and sit there like ‘our friend is so smart <33’
Whenever they watch a Sci-Fi movie on movie night, xe CONSTANTLY question the logic.
Pat and Sponge are just trying to watch a movie and she keeps disproving everything :((
Loves Country music and has a Southern accent
“Country boi,,,, I love yoooooooooooooooouu, EcH.”
Can play the Guitar, Banjo, and the flute :D
Her singing voice is nice and soothing. But Xe can hit some HIGH notes
Xe is a daredevil! Sponge and Pat worry but she’s just like ‘lol’ and does a death-defying feat
Xe loves salty and spicy foods the most!
Her favorite snack is nuts! Shocker :)
Whenever she gets homesick, she likes to be alone and listen to Country music
Just a smart buff lady <33
Sweetie pie #3
Squidward Tentacles
He/Him/His
Cisgender
Biromantic Bisexual
Caucasian
He doesn’t wear make-up but isn’t opposed to wearing it, such as eyeliner :)
Dumpy grumpy >:/
Such a sourpuss!
But, he is like a Sour Patch Kid, bitter on the outside, sweet on the inside.
He is trying to be nicer, but when someone is rude, he tends to lash out. Big Time
This dude is so eloquent yet so simple with insults.
His mother was a single mom, loving and encouraging of Squidward.
His more ‘fancy’ and ‘strict’ personality is from his mom teaching him to behave so they can have better chances in life.
So she never discouraged him or snapped at him! She would never, she was his number one supporter. But, for a better future, he needed to be quiet mostly.
Because young Squidward both loved his mother and understood the severity of his behavior, he listened.
However, other kids would bully him for his femininity, clarinet playing, and quiet nature
As it got worse, he had to have a sharp tongue, leaving people flustered so they’d leave him alone. If he were the asshole, no one would bother him.
However, Spongebob, Patrick, and Sandy started to help him try to grow.
I actually have a story for that if you guys wanna hear it! :)
So now the trio has a new member! :D
Mostly just the awkward, occasionally sarcastic friend.
Touch-sensitive, a fact Spongebob has to be very careful of as not to make him feel uncomfortable
He can play the clarinet, very well in fact! But only when he is confident. :(
Good singing voice too! Clear yet a bit nasally with a hint of depth
He loves to garden and cook/bake
But it MUST be extra. Or else >:(
He has a receding hairline, but his hair is just like Spongebobs when they straighten their hair :)
His natural hair is also black! :)
He only has freckles on his forehead.
He has so many wrinkles, where are they coming from???
Likes to paint his nails too, but only black, purple, or blue. :)
Used to have a cat named Shelly, but had to give her up.
Gives Patrick a veggie basket every time he harvests his garden, making sure to make it look good with bows and flowers :)
Loves loves LOVES musicals!
Loves to also wear suits and button-ups
Loves savory food the most
You know what? He’s the awkward wine aunt friend. That's it. I have decided >:)
Not a complete sweetie pie, but 75% sweetie pie, 25% sour pie :)
I hope you guys enjoyed these, if you read this far, thank you!! :D Have a great day! :]
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