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oswaldsleftbicep · 2 months
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Hi!
I just saw that you have 0 requests, so imma give you one:)
How do you think would the boys insta profiles look like? Like their posts oder their stories..
You can show it with pictures like you did at that other request.. if it is easier for you;) Greetings
the boys and their insta profiles!
the way i ran to pinterest as soon as i read this ask-
i decided to go with instagram since that's the social platform i use most, also i have officially decided that the brothers' last name is morningstar lol
all images found on pinterest!
genre: other
cw: mature themes in ricardo's, language
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❧ he's basically a social media influencer
❧ he posts about the places he travels to and the shenanigans he gets up to with his friends
❧ on his stories he'll post his friends' content, little updates, and any memes he finds funny
❧ he'll also boost any social movements/local efforts, uses his platform for good
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❧ wanted to make a dark academia aesthetic page but that was too much effort
❧ also thought about doing a book review page, but that was also too much work
❧ ended up getting a lot of attention from lucia's fans who comment on his posts thinking it'll get lucia's attention?? so levy has the word "lucia" banned from his comments lmao
❧ his stories are full of historical content, and he absolutely follows a "this day in history" type page
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❧ most people think his page is some sort of arg, cryptic mystery
❧ his followers have tried to reverse image search his post, thinking it's ai or from a video game, but it's completely original and taken by mefy
❧ where is this place? why did he take it? why does the caption only say "time is running out"? why is he verified??
❧ added to the mystery is the fact that the year on the post is years before instagram was launched mefy hacked the app to do that, he just likes fucking with people
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❧ had kurt help him set up his account lol
❧ all of his captions are complete sentences, it's very old man of him
❧ posts mainly about nature and his garden, and he'll show off anything that kurt makes him
❧ on his story he'll post inspirational quotes
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❧ only has this account to keep an eye on lucia and kurt
❧ he also follows levy, mefy, and oswald
❧ mefy doesn't follow him back
❧ doesn't intend to post anything ever, he just doesn't see the point
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❧ goes live a lot to do readings and horoscopes once a week
❧ keeps his regular posts to a minimum, but posts a lot on his story about space, nature, and astrology
❧ lowkey the only reason why he's got so many followers is because lucia beefs about him a lot on his page
❧ now there's a whole team lucia vs team mikael feud going on in their mini fandom
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❧ lemme hear you say thirst traps!!
❧ the only reason he's so famous is because he's hot and an asshole
❧ every now and then he'll post his gun and if it gets taken down within a week, he'll let a random follower choose his next tattoo
❧ he's technically also a social media influencer, but for all the wrong reasons
❧ the link in his bio leads to his other socials, paypal/venmo, and an only fans
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❧ ricardo lowkey talked him into getting an account so he can cyberbully him
❧ doesn't know what he's doing; looked up "profile pictures" and picked the first one he found amusing
❧ same thing with his singular post, and the caption is simply "this is funny"
❧ his followers are mikael, ricardo, oswald, and lucas, whom he follows all back as well as a cat meme page
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❧ another influencer who got famous for his pretty boy aesthetic and howl pendragon vibes
❧ none of his followers know his location, and they cannot for the life of them figure it out; it's similar to mefy's page where all his posts are completely original, but nobody knows where they were taken
❧ also uses his platform for good, and the link in his bio leads to a bunch of activism resources and articles
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❧ this is his main page, just a bunch of middle school shenanigans
❧ has a spam account that's really popular at his school; it's basically a school meme page with regular memes sprinkled in
❧ he also secretly runs his school's shoot your shot page
❧ complaints about his job on his story but always forgets that kaim follows him lmao
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incorrectmmr · 1 month
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NH Outfit Redesign!!
Lucia
- his outfit is fancier because he is a king
- the cufflinks and brooches are green and blue to represent his bros :’)
Kaim
- all I wanted to get rid of was his blue tie
- wears that garter because I hc he takes over some of Oswald’s black ops work after MC asked him to stop
- fancier because he is the king’s head butler
Levy
- Lucia’s trusted general
- really not much to say, but this design is one of my favs
Mikael
- I added a bit of accessories to show he is a bit more carefree and chill?
Noel
- ehhh not 100% satisfied, doesn’t give a “Noel” vibe imo
- btw the design of that wrap w/ the golden details is meant to match Oswald’s bc they reconciled :’)
Ricardo
- I didn’t have too much of a problem w/ his original design
Oswald
- the royal gardener but also practical for black ops missions
Lucas
- Lucia’s right hand man, so he’s fancier BUT still keeps his whimsical vibe
Kurt
- promoted to…Kaim’s apprentice so he gets his first tail coat
And Mefy…doesn’t have any because I already made one in April 2022
And sorry it’s a bit messy, got excited to post it
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wytchia · 9 months
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ok so tell me: which movie the NH boys would choose to watch? Oppenheimer or Barbie?
I love this question! Apologies if some of the characters are OC, I haven't played or talked about this game in a LONG time
NIGHTMARE HAREM :
OPPENHEIMER OR BARBIE ?
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𝕃𝕦𝕔𝕚𝕒
I feel like he would want to watch Oppenheimer at first because he thinks Barbie is too ''girly''
And he's the future king so a movie about politics is necessary...right?
We all know that Mefy is the only one with a brain in their family...
But let's be honest, in reality this man is a Barbie movie watcher.
When he saw the trailer and heard people talk about it, he gave up all motivation he had for Oppenheimer and RAN to get tickets
He tried to get Levy to come with him, but he said no
That one guy to dress in full pink and yell ''HI BARBIE'' ''HI KEN'' at every single person he sees.
Every. Single. One.
He cries at the ending and he probably spent the whole movie insulting the antagonists
When he goes back home, he starts a deep conversation at dinner about feminism and womanhood
Does he buy Barbie merch? Fuck yes, he does.
Probably bitched for 20 minutes to Kaim about having seen Mikael at the theater
𝕃𝕖𝕧𝕪
Oppenheimer.
I do not take any objections, this man goes to see Oppenheimer.
He spends his days reading books about war and military tactics, there's no way he wouldn't want to watch a movie about war and bombs
Plus he believes it makes him more mature than Lucia
In reality, the simple fact that Lucia asked him to go see Barbie together was enough for him to completely boycott the movie.
He's embarassed by Lucia's new greetings tactics
He goes with Mefy and is amazed by the plot of the movie
He's not a fan of the more dramatic side of the story, he finds it quite boring. But he LOVES the whole military and war aspect of it.
He probably asks Lucia to add a bomb to their weapons, afterall it would be perfect to annihilate the angels !
Totally no risks whatsoever, right?
He definitely has a list of advantages for it and notes he took while watching the movie.
Lucia said no.
You would think this man would go see Barbie, right? Afterall, he just got those Barbie vibes
𝕄𝕖𝕗𝕪
WRONG.
This guy goes to Oppenheimer, he thinks Barbie is too boring and not violent enough
What did you expect?He ordered the execution of his two brothers and closest servants in his bad ending
He doesn't care that Barbie actually hasa deeper meaning, it doesn't have near enough pain and despair for him to be interested by it
He just want to see people suffer
Isn't rooting for any camp in the movie
He's rooting for the bomb to explode on everyone
Goes with Levy to see the movie and takes mental notes for his evil plans
Mikael immediately throws them away once he receives them
Giggles when there's a tragic scene and rolls his eyes everytime a character survives
He wants everyone to perish
He's the guy to spoil the ending to the next wave of people going inside the room
He's not sorry about it
He would go watch Barbie to spoil it to Lucia later
He goes to see Barbie for two reasons
𝕆𝕤𝕨𝕒𝕝𝕕
The first one being Kurt and his damned sad puppy eyes
The second one being that Oppenheimer is way too intense for him. We know for a fact that Oswald is a very soft person and that he tries to keep control over the reaper side of himself so there's no way he's going to see a movie about war
And the movie would make him sad
He would also probably go crazy just by the blood on the screen
Therefore he goes to see Barbie and he might put on some pink accents and accessories just to make Kurt happy
But nothing more, he really doesn't want to stand out in the crowd.
Despite his best efforst to stay discret, he will be flirted with by TONS of people
A big muscular guy going to see Barbie ? Anyone would be luckuy to have him
Spends half of hi paycheck on the arcade games and on snacks because it's Kurt's first time going to the movie theater and he wants the boy to have the time of his life
He went with Kaim and Kurt, but somehow Noel ended up tagging along
Nobody knows how or why, Noel is just there.
Neither, he's too busy and he really doesn't care.
𝕂𝕒𝕚𝕞
If he really had a choice, he would go see Oppenheimer because it's more realistic and could potentially be useful for the upcoming war in Nightmare
Sadly, he doesn't actually have a choice and is dragged to go see Barbie with Lucia
Lucia really didn't take Levy's rejection very well
He has to stop Lucia from screaming ''HI BARBIE'' or ''HI KEN'' at every single stranger they see
Is actually embarassed by Lucia's antics and just wishes to go back to the manor
His headache worsen when Lucia and Mikael sports each other and start to argue in the movie theater
He's this close to leave without Lucia
Swears to himself that he won't even go see a movie to a movie theater again
He ends up going again with Kurt and Oswald because Kurt gave him the sad puppy eyes.
Please someone let this man rest
𝕂𝕦𝕣𝕥
Barbie.
And Kaim gets him a little pink suit just for the occasion.
Let's be honest, Kurt is just a child and seeing how sensible he was in the game, I think he deserves to go see a more upbeat and colorful movie than Oppenheimer.
Especially since he lives in a place where war is a common reality, I believe that making him go see Oppenheimer would just make him worry even more about the conflicts between the angels and demons in Nightmare.
And he's a sweetheart so he deserves to go have some fun and laugh !
Probably asked Kaim what was a gynecologist after the movie
Kaim regretted going against his self-promise
He totally begged Oswald and Kaim to come with him and he spent the whole movie whispering to them
Ends up whispering to Noel instead and they become friends
Barbie.
𝕄𝕚𝕜𝕒𝕖𝕝
If he could, he would rent out the whole move theater just to not see anyone and watch his damn movie in peace
He just hates other people
This man doesn't give a shit about potential military tactics or war, he has Ricardo for that
And he's nuts enough fpor the both of them
So he goes to watch Barbie and bringes Noel with him because he needs someone to gossip with
He's the type to give judgemental stares at other people in the queue
Ricardo tags along and ends up complaining about it despite not being forced to come
He was even strongly encouraged to not come at all
When he sees Lucia in the movie theater he immediately makes snippy comments and snarky remarks about his outfit
Mikael wouldn't dress in full pink, but he would add pink undertones to his robes
This man is clearly HOOKED by the plot of the movie
He's LIVING it
Can and will shush anyone else talking during the movie. He just wants the premium experience and he won't let those peons ruin it for him
Just like Kaim, he doesn't care. He doesn't have time for this.
ℕ𝕠𝕖𝕝
But Mikael requested he joins him to go see Barbie.
So obviously he will go see Barbie.
He will also wear pink accessories and undertones of his usual attire, just like Mikael
He finds the Kens annoying and overall thinks most of the characters are creepy
Like why are they always smiling ??
He ends up being invested and probably slapped/ shushed Ricardo at least 5 times in the frist 20 minutes of the movie
Please make this man shut up
Ends up getting lost in the bathroom and almost murders Lucas, but Mikael finds him before he does
Later on, Ricardo will drag him to go see Oppenheimer
He hates it. Not because of the plot but because Ricardo and his ''friends'' won't keep quiet for 5 minutes
He feels weird after the movie...Almost sad. It hit too close to home for his comfort. He usually doesn't mind bloos, he's an assassin afterall...But he didn't like the tight feeling in his chest during the dramatic scenes.
Almost murders Lucas in the bathroom again
But this time no one comes to find him
Ricardo forgot him at the movie theater
Noel is just standing there wondering what to do and spots Oswald,Kaim and Kurt from afar
He ends up watching Barbie a second time
He's pissy about being near them, especially Oswald, but he won't stop followi9ng them around either
He befriends Kurt
Mikael sends out a search party for him the next morning since he went to sleep to the demons' manor
Decides to tag along to go see Barbie
ℝ𝕚𝕔𝕒𝕣𝕕𝕠
He will wear pink undertones like Mikael and if anyone dares to make fun of it they get a gun to their temple
He almost gets kicked out of the movie theater
Will make fun of Mikael and Noel all long the movie even though he's just as into it as them
Probably that one guy that doesn't see why Ken is the antagonist and doesn't understand the hidden message of the movie
He still boos Ken every time he appears on screen for shit and giggles
And whistle Barbie
For shit and giggles
Lucia accidentally says ''HI KEN'' to him and he was traumatised by the very lewd answer Ricardo gave him in return
Throws popcorn at the screen
Overall, he guy no one wants to have in their room at the movie theater
After he goes to see Oppenheimer with some friends
He drags Noel along to make him ''man up''
Ah toxic masculinity at it's finest
He ends p forgetting him at the movie theater
He's having the time of his life and laugh at everyone tragic scene
He hates every single character
But ta the edn, he grows attached to them and is on the edge of his seat
He will find a way to get Mikael to agree with a bomb fro the army
And he will totally spoil both movies to everyone just to be an asshole
Probably goes to both of them.
𝕃𝕦𝕔𝕒𝕤
He has no friends, please go with him
He somehow guesses the ending of both movies
He still cries at the ending of both movies and has no one to comfort him because he went alone
He absolutely loved Barbie and it only reinforced his feminist mindeset
Oltea has that effect on people
He wears a full bright pink outfit and gets so many compliments for it when he goes to see Barbie
He probably befriends the person sitting next to him
When he goes to the bathroom and sees Noel, he's thrilled to see the other man also went to see Barbie!
He ends up with a knife to his throat
When he goes to see Oppenheimer, he just gets sad
Why can't everyone find peace ? Why must people resolve their conflicts with violence and cruelty ?
Just like Noel, it hits too close to home for his comfort and he almost has a mental breakdown
He gets comforted by a group of nice ladies and when he goes to the bathroom to freshen up he sees Noel
Another knife to the throat!
Ends up going to a nearby bar with the group of ladies that comforted him and he finally found some friends
He's apart of the girls' club now
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I AM OFFICIALLY ADOPTING KURT FROM NIGHTMARE HAREM. HE IS BABY.
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phantom-god-suki · 3 years
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What do you think how old are the boys from nightmare harem?
Mkay so our Nightmare Harem discord server hcs the bois as these ages!
Lucia 25 Levy 22 Mefy 19 Kaim 28 Oswald 26  Kurt 12 (canon) Mikael 25 Ricardo 27 Noel 18
BTW do you want to join as well?! DM us at this link so we can send you the invite! https://href.li/?https://www.instagram.com/p/CNYBGYclLCA/?igshid=lcmmj6os134s  -Suki  ❥
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gerec · 4 years
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2019 in Fic
Usually, I follow the format from previous years and talk about my ‘favorite story’, my ‘best story’, my ‘hardest story to write’ etc. but I think I’m going to skip it this time around. I’m not sure that I’m all that passionate about my output this year, minus regency au (and the dirtybad stuff that was hella fun to write) so I’ll just keep it to simple record keeping without the boring commentary lol.
For posterity, here are my posts from 2015, 2016, 2017 and 2018.
New Fics = 10 Total Words Posted = 55,704 words (67,882 in 2018 and 70,029 in 2017)
(Actual fic list under the cut)
Quid Pro Quo (Erik/Others, 876 words)
Written for the prompt: While he's imprisoned in the Pentagon, some of the guards decide to punish/have "fun" with Erik.
Your Rightful Place (Cherik, Shaw/Charles, 5881 words, WIP)
Sebastian Shaw attacks the kingdom of Genosha while its monarch Erik Lehnsherr is away at war, capturing omega Consort Charles Xavier as he flees with his subjects towards Westchester.
Shaw is determined to right a perceived wrong by taking an unwilling Charles as his mate.
At The King's Command (Cherik, Shaw/Charles, Apocalypse/Charles, 2207 words)
As punishment for his stepfather's transgressions, Charles must service the sexual whims and desires of the nobles in the King's Court. It puts him in exactly the right position to maneuver his way to the top.
Shaw's Island (Cherik, Charles/Everyone, Chapter 22, 2517 words, WIP)
Summary: When Shaw pulls the ragged survivors off their lifeboat he is instantly smitten with the omega Charles Xavier. Taken forcibly by Shaw to join his harem, Charles has to endure the obsessed alpha's unwanted attention. Dr. Nathaniel Essex is the beta in charge of Shaw's pharmaceutical empire - a man who hates and worships Shaw in equal measure. Will he turn out to be Charles' only hope or his worst nightmare? And where exactly are Erik and Raven?
third time's the charm (Cherik, 926 words)
9. XMA AU - Charles is one of the Horsemen. Erik tries to talk him off the edge. Erik's POV.
The Hideaway (Cherik, 1190 words)
29. Cherik - DOFP AU, Erik is the one that travels back to 1973
Eden Found (Xavierine, 613 words)
5. Logan AU - Charles, Logan and Laura make it to the Sunseeker
Peace Is Finally An Option (Cherik, 1500 words, WIP)
Charles' heart is broken from the loss of both Raven and Jean; his future is unknown to him, for the first time in over twenty years.
Erik knows what it's like to live surrounded by people and be utterly alone; to achieve his life's goal and still feel like he's missing a limb.
Maybe now, thirty years after their fateful meeting, peace can finally be an option.
what was left behind (futuristic sci-fi au remix) (Cherik, 2212 words)
Dr. Charles F. Xavier wakes from cryo sleep in an unfamiliar room, having suffered serious injuries from the crash that killed three of the seven crew members of their ship, the SSV Blackbird. His rescuer - tall, handsome and a human male in appearance - introduces himself as 'Erik', and has rather startling news to share with a disbelieving Xavier...
Temptation (Evil Emperor!Charles remix) (Cherik, Xavierine, Cherigan, 1183 words)
Logan finds himself at the mercy of Xavier, and subjected the the whims of the boy king.
The Kitchen Sink (Starles, Cherigan, Charles + Jean, Cain/Charles, Emma + Tony + Charles, 3555 words, WIP)
Ficlets for prompt-a-day challenge: 1. Shameless Fluff - Steve/Charles (Modern AU) 2. A rare pair - Charles/Erik/Logan (Star Wars AU) 3. Family - Dad!Charles + Baby!Jean (Dark Phoenix compliant) 4. Something you don’t ship - Cain/Charles (Historical Fantasy AU) 5. Friends - Emma & Tony & Charles (Modern AU) *NEW*
The King's Harem (Cherik, Erik/Jean, Erik/Alex, 1649 words, WIP)
Tradition holds that Erik Lehnsherr, King of Genosha, will select the most beautiful of his nobles' offspring every six months, and invite them to become a concubine in his harem. His courtiers hope that their own son or daughter might then capture his heart, and become Queen or Consort at this side.
Erik has no intention of ever marrying again.
But he does appreciate the bevy of beauties paraded before him, young and gorgeous and so eager to please their liege. This time, the candidates include the sweet and alluring Jean Grey, the golden Alexander Summers, and the soulful, enigmatic Charles Xavier...
The Master of Charlton Park (Cherik, Starles, Chapters 5-7, 16216 words, WIP)
On the brink of losing his ancestral home, omega Charles Xavier agreed to do the unthinkable; he would sacrifice his own happiness for the sake of his family, and bear a child for a married alpha and his mate.
But Charles never expected that alpha to be Erik Lehnsherr, with whom he shared an impossible love and undeniable passion.
It's Got Good Plumbing (Cherigan, 2580 words)
Charles is getting ready to spend the holidays alone this year, what with his lovers both busy and his sister away. But then he finds himself being taken on a sudden adventure, and with more than one delightful surprise in store.
Hunting for Beskar (Cherik, 978 words)
The Xavier siblings are planning a heist. Erik has a bad feeling about this.
Sinful Days and Nights (Xavierine, Shaw/Charles, Stryker/Charles, Kurt/Charles, Charles/OC, 11621 words, WIP)
8. Bodyguard Logan 9. Regency AU - Surrogate for Stryker 10. Regency AU - Surrogate for Stryker Part 2 11. Regency AU - Surrogate for Stryker Part 3 12. Breeding AU - Kurt/Charles + Stryker/Charles
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infinnite · 5 years
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(self-para)
Finn was studying, yeah actually studying, when his dorm’s lights flickered on and off. Then he realized it was ‘cause of him. He was just blinking a lot. He was feeling suddenly sleepy as hell which was weird because he had like three and a half Red Bulls. Not the magical kind which gave you literal wings. He was gonna close ‘em for a hot sec. But he held his eyes closed for too long and when he opened ‘em again, Finn was someplace else.
“Shit, high school.” 
He breathed out those damned words. He was in the familiar hallway of William McKinley High School, with those stupid tiny lockers and linoleum floors which always smelled like one of the jock’s sweaty gym socks. 
‘The fuck am I here for?’ Finn wondered. 
It was damn weird ‘cause the place was empty. ‘Did I come here on a Pro-D Day again?’ Finn checked for his watch and saw the back of his hand. ‘Oh I don’t wear a watch at all. Why’d I think I’d wear one here?’ He smirked at his own absent head and searched for the exit. If memory served Finn right, there should be a way out if he took a right. Finn walked through his empty high school, awed at how nothing changed. Same advertised school lunch. Same old water fountain the kids used to spit on the handle. Same leftover pop cans on the floor rolled to the edges of the walls. Finn turned a corner and stopped when he heard the noise for the first time he arrived to his high school.
The gymnasium’s door was open and Finn could hear cheering beyond the door. He jogged up, reached for the crack, and pulled the doors open. 
“Hooooooly shit!” Finn’s own voice was swallowed by the crowd’s loud yelling. This was McKinley’s gymnasium alright, with the paper banner the student council made saying HOMECOMING. The bleachers were packed, and Finn was watching the same spectacle they were. He was totally mesmerized. Music was playing, and Finn saw some guy on stage. He had some fancy ass clothes on ‘im, like he was dressed as some kinda King, but he was too far away for Finn to see his face. 
“Finn, what are you doing here?” Said Rachel, who appeared next to him. 
“What the fuc-Rachel? How’ya here? You never went to McKinley!” Finn said.
“Finn, what are you talking about! We’re in the same Glee Club!” Rachel laughed and it made the horse on her sweater jiggle. Finn snapped his head up from her shirt’s design.
“Glee Club?? I never did that shit in high school,” Finn argued. His high school did have one of those lame show choir clubs, but Finn had never joined it. He would never, not even if a teacher blackmailed him into it. Finn hated Glee Club. It meant being a social fuckin’ pariah. Big ol’ Bully Me Badge. 
“Oh Finn, you’re so silly! Come on, we should warm up for our duet together.” Rachel reached out to touch him and Finn pulled back, scared his empathy would flare up if they made skin contact.
“Rach, no, we can’t! Remember, I’m... not right... ‘m busted. I don’t know how’ta protect ya from me...” Finn’s murmur was lost in the crowd. Rachel looked concerned for a second until she shrugged. She was tossing her hair back. Finn thought it was really hot.  
“You’re right Finn, I deserve someone much more better.” Rachel said, voicing Finn’s fears. 
“Someone like me? Madam-mo-salle?” Finn heard his voice behind him and he turned around. 
“Fuckin’ shit. You’re... me?” Finn was face to face with a mirror version of him ‘cept like the mirror was rich as fuck. Actually, it reminded Finn of what he saw in the House of Mirrors at the CCB Carnival a few years back. Rachel squealed and latched herself onto the mirror image’s side, burying her face into a royal red cape. Finn was jealous seeing Rachel hug the other Finn and the other Finn’s badass cape.
“Hello my royal subject, I’m you but intelligenter and gentlemanlier. I’m an intelligentleman. Finn Khristopher Hudson. The Khristopher starts with a K for Klassiness. I’m extraordinarily, exceedingly, exceptionally, egg-saladly smart and cultured and rich and good-looking and popular.” 
The other Finn said. Finn narrowed his eyes in a squint ‘cause he had no fuckin’ clue what the other Finn was saying, even though it did sound really smart ‘cause of the long words.
“Other Finn, like, what, dude?” Finn vocalized and he was immediately embarrassed by how dumb he sounded in comparison. Other Finn and Rachel mockingly laughed at him in a perfect a cappella. Jesus fuckin’ Christ, the in tune laughter hurt more than regular not in tune laughter. 
“Don’t you assume to convene me to be other Finn, good fellow sir, how presumingly assumingly rude of you! I’m Best Finn. Or King Finn for short.” 
Finn didn’t know if King Finn was the real shorter term for Best Finn, but he didn’t argue it. Number one, Finn had gotten a D in English and number three, That guy looked like him but a million bucks richer. He probably was a million bucks richer! The crowd all cheered, yelling King Finn.
The King Finn bowed all noble-like, and his cool cape whooshed like in comic books. Rachel let go and swooned and King Finn caught her all cool like in comic books.  
“Fuck, okay, sorry, dude-- uhhh, King dude?” Finn apologized. 
“It’s complimentary, Peasant Finn.” King Finn smirked and clapped his gloved hands. “Loyal royal subjects! Show yourselves!” 
At the sound of King Finn’s order, the gym door opened again and Finn saw his fellow NYADA classmates enter in what he remembered as the McKinley sports jerseys and outfits. Matt, Brody, Karofsky, and even Kurt! They were all dressed like Finn’s football team, the McKinley Titans, and they went by King Finn, clapping his shoulder as they flanked behind the regal lookin’ bro. 
But it was the cheerleaders who caught Finn’s eyes. All the girls at NYADA, Rachel also included somehow, were dressed in the red outfits Finn remembered so well. Marley, Tina... Finn’s throat caught a breath when he saw Q in that skirt. Then it turned into a full choking on air when he saw Elliott out of all people in that skirt, wearing a full face of makeup! 
“Elliott?” Finn said and Elliott batted his eyelashes. Finn completely lost his words when the next person showed up tho, it was Blaine, no makeup, wearing the same swishy skirt, showing his legs. 
‘What the fuck is happening?’ Finn had to turn his head away, and sideways glanced back at the King, who was laughing as the cheerleaders all went to give him a hug. Some of the girls even gave the King a kiss on the cheek! It was like some big hugging harem. This had to be the worst fuckin’ nightmare Finn ever had and one time he dreamed the clown from It became his mom. The Red Bull done Finn in.
“Jealous, Peasant?” King Finn grinned. “I know you are. You want everyone to like you like how they adore me. You wanna be me, don’t you?”
“N-nah dude, who wants ‘ta be a fuckin’ prick like you! Why are my friends lookin’ like this? Did you set ‘em up for it? Is this an illusion? ‘Tana? Did you do something?” Finn asked Santana who wasn’t hugging King Finn. She was picking her nose.
Santana laughed and her skirt swayed. “No, I have better things to do than use my magic on someone as worthless and simpleminded as you. If I illusioned you, you would never figure it out, because you’re stupid.”
Finn bit his tongue because he knew what Santana was saying was true. The crowd was laughing along to her words, muttering the words Finn remembered from high school. Finn was nothing but a dumb jock who had nothing after he graduated. Already peaked.
“See, Peasant? You know how they all see you. You know they think you’re stupid, a dumbass, an idiot, an Amiibo. They see you as a dumb fuckboy, and you don’t know how to defend yourself from this accusation. Can’t figure out how to be smart. Can’t figure out how to not be a goddamn chore to your friends ‘cause of your dumb ass. You know that’s how they see ya, it’s right there in the way they talk to ya. Am I hitting it close, my royal subject?”
“S-shut up, dude... that ain’t fair, you don’t know me...”
“But I do, Finn Christopher Hudson with the C for Classless. You’re the Lima Loser who only got a new coat of paint. Right, Kurt, that’s how the saying goes?”
Kurt was checking his nails. “Yep, whatever.” 
Finn was jealous by how easily King Finn got Kurt to agree.
“Shut up, King Dude. Shut up.”
“I know you. You say you’re over high school and you’re over being popular but that isn’t the truth at all. Mea culpa. You just didn’t feel like you deserved this crown but if you were as smart, as rich, as cultured as I am, you wouldn’t think twice about being on top. You love being on top, don’t ya, Hudson? Top dog who gets all the girls... and maybe some of the guys, heh.”
“Ok, but who hasn’t had gay thoughts?!?!”
“I know your secret, Peasant Finn. You tried so hard to keep it but you couldn’t help it, my royal subject.”
“No, it can’t be... Don’t say it!”
“You like...”
“No! No!! Fucking shut up, dude! Shut the fuck up!”
“You like Superman more than Batman! You always did! You think Batman is too edgy and honestly just a rich asshole where edgelords just dump their fantasies onto! Even if Superman is boring he’s a better hero than Batman!”
“NO! NO! YOU’RE NOT ME!! Batman is cooler because of the dark angst and shitty revenge plots!”
“Yea I am you! I’m the you that you wanna be!”
Finn was shocked by the grip on his collar. King Finn had grabbed him with both hands, and the crown slipped off his head and landed on the floor. It rolled with a loud metallic ringing noise. Suddenly they were the only two in the gymnasium. 
“You want your friends to treat you with basic respect.” King Finn was chuckling, shaking Finn violently. 
Finn gritted his teeth. “No! You’re not me! That’s not true!”
“You don’t wanna feel shamed for not knowing things. For not getting it like the rest. For being slow.”  
Finn’s own hands struggled to push the royal off of his neck.
“Shut up!”
“You know if you were better like me, you would be treated better. No one treats a poor dumb person nice. Not even yourself. Not even me.”
“Fuck off!” Finn finally shoved King Finn off of him. Finn rebalanced on his feet and headed out for the gym door. King Finn landed on his ass and laughed. 
“Yea dude, fuckin’ run off. S’what you do all the time, right? If you get in too deep, then you gotta analyze shit, and you know, you fuckin’ know you don’t got any talent for that. S’why you fuckin’ fail as an empath.”
Finn slammed the gym door behind him, and the loud sound rang in his ears, causing Finn to lean back and fall off his chair.
“Shit!” Finn hissed and opened his sleepy eyes. He was back at his room in NYADA. 
‘What the fuck?’ Finn thought and grabbed his sore head and back. ‘What a weird ass dream...’ Finn shook it off just as his phone buzzed a new text. It was from Blaine and he was asking for help. Something was wrong with Kurt.
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I see we get Kitty's harem!
Karma:
Realistic:  She suffers from PTSD. I mean, there's a lot of trauma from her time as a New Mutant, so it's not just her leg. Nightmares are a frequent thing for her
Hilarious: That said, she sometimes pulls a Yang and disconnects her leg as a prank.
Heart crushing: She and Kitty have agreed that if anything happens to her, Kitty would take care of the twins.
Unrealistic: Xi'an gets to be happy and have a girlfriend.
Rachel:
Realistic: She's head over heels in love with Kitty, and doesn't even fully realize it herself.
Hilarious: The mullet was based on a bet she lost with Kurt.
Heart crushing: She was there when her parents died, and the only reason she survived was because the Phoenix Force left Jean at Jean's request to protect her. Which means, that was also the reason Jean and Scott died.
Unrealistic: Rachel is the one that objects at Kitty's wedding.
Illyana:
Realistic: She knows she's a monster, and she actually likes it.
Hilarious: Remember that time she suggested that they rearrange the underwear drawers of the Avengers? She and Scott actually went and did that.
Heart crushing: Illyana knows she's a monster, and she actually hates it. Not exclusive with the above. She's very conflicted on it, deep down. Not that she'd changer her actions, but there's a part of her that wonders what it would be like if she'd never gone to Limbo.
Unrealistic: Leah finds Illyana and Illyana remembers her and we get the Rapsutin wedding we really deserve.
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This is foreshadowing to its finest. Even tho the game already hints at the fact that there is something really bad going on behind the scenes, it also makes us believes that we will be able to save the day, like we usually do. Many people support us and fight with us to prevent the war und stop the things going on underground. We have old and new class 7 and Valimar. So what can go wrong? We will win in the end, like we usually do. Right? Nope!
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She might not look the part, but she is as ancient as can be ^^’
Man was I shocked when she revealed that she was Emmas grandmother the first time I played... I mean it is obvious that she is not a child... but she doesn’t look like a grandmother either ^^’
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I always wondered if they made this feel more like the final dungeon then the actual final dungeon, because we come out of this one victorious. You know, to give you some kind of satisfaction and some sense of victory... before putting you into a rather “easy” dungeon in the final chapter where you might be a little bit too sure to be able to win, because after managing this dungeon... what could possibly go wrong? ^^’
However, I told you how a bad ending is extremely unsatisfying to me. There is one thing to put as through hell, but if you don’t come out of it alive, well and happy at the end then it always feels like all the hard work was for nothing. It was less so in this game and I think it is because we get a little light of hope at the end of it.
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*lol* Reans Team “Harem” is ready to go... And just so you know, that was the games suggestion I absolutely changed nothing about the Teams this time.
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Juna and Kurts team should be called “Outsiders” I guess. Because one way or another, they are all different from the Rest of Class 7. Just Kurt doesn’t completely fit into that description. But he is a Vander, so I guess that could go through as “different” XD
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Musse and Ash aside... this is totally “Team Jusis” with both Millium and Machias in this one - once again, games choice, not mine.
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Honestly? I am so proud of these charas. This was a damn walk in the park this time. I was struggling so damn much the first time I was here at some point I wanted to throw the controller out of the window, crack the CD of that game and then go cry in a corner. I didn’t do it and I obviously made it to the end, but it was a freaking nightmare and that with the difficulty “super easy” no less. This time tho... it was a breeze. Of course thanks to the 12 shining Pomps I got (it was good to buy the more expensive version of the game in the end ^^’) and the walkthrough that helped immensely with its maps.
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^^’ The way Emma is talking to her and the voice Rose is using when answering her is more like mother and child instead of grandchild and grandmother... *lol* 
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headcanos for the college life of the boys, pls?😭 (+ what their major would be)
college life
,,,,,anon are you in my head?? i shit you not, this exact scenario has been sitting in my notes app for like a month jskdfnkjs that being said, this will all be based off my own experiences with american universities
i'm actually looking to go back to college! i reapplied for my university, and also applied to another just in case, but i'm anxious to get back to it
lots of changes have been happening lately.
genre: other, crack if you squint
cw: language, no beta we die like men
Lucia
❧ most definitely majors in business or communications, but minors in political science (polisci)
❧ he joined a frat as a first year, got a little freaked out over the hazing part but was in too deep to back out, so he stuck it out
❧ idk how frats work, but he ended up becoming a big to a few freshies in his later years :,)
❧ does debate club/moot court as an extracurricular and comes up with the most bullshit arguments that,, surprisingly make sense
❧ since he has the means and the will, he goes to grad school for his masters degree but goes for something more to do with law or criminal justice, having been inspired by moot court
❧ however, he doesn't go for a phd and doesn't go to law school or anything, settling for a job in local government
Levy
❧ starts out as a regular history major, but by his second year he changes it to specifically military history, with a minor in medieval and early modern studies (mems)
❧ spends most of his time in the history building or at the campus library, where he has a part time job, but he also made it a point to join the university's polo team. anytime he's stress out about something, he'll go and care for the horses
❧ makes regular appointments with his advisor, but they became so frequent that the two of them end up getting coffee once a month and to catch up
❧ most definitely is on the dean's list and graduates with high honors
❧ starts being a ta in the second semester of his third year, and does it every semester following. he's the sort of ta that you either find annoying and insufferable, or you have a massive crush on
❧ goes on to get his masters and phd in military history, concentrating in some probably really obscure period of time
Mefy
❧ kinda a mix between his brothers, he's a polisci and mems double major; he couldn't pick which he liked more so he double majored instead of making one a minor
❧ out of curiosity, he went to go see the theater department's production of the iliad and was enamored at the idea of putting on shows of ancient stories and plays, so he took it on as an extracurricular
❧ he tries to keep his newfound hobby a secret from his brothers, but they eventually find out and come to every one of his shows :,)
❧ he does well in class and participates enough so that the profs all know him by name and are fond of him, but mefy secretly hates most of them, save for his war history prof and the theater director
❧ carried on to grad school, focusing on the politics of war in early and medieval times, but doesn't pursue more than a masters
Oswald
❧ started out as a geography and environmental science (ges) major, but unintentionally selected the bachelor of science path instead of the bachelor of arts path
❧ cue his horror when he sees that he has to take not just bio, but math up to calculus and physics
❧ he tries to push through, he really does, and he comes to enjoy a good chunk of his sciencey classes,,, but eventually it was too much, and he brought it up to his advisor, who suggested to switch to a ba, and poor mans was like "a what??"
❧ but he's doing much better now as a ba, and discovered a new passion for environmental justice!!
❧ got a job working with the campus maintenance crew and helps take care of the landscaping; he also joins the environmental club which helps keep the campus clean and safe, and they also get to work in the compost gardens!
❧ he unfortunately wasn't able to consider grad school due to funding, but with the help of his advisor, he was able to get a certificate and an internship in agriculture!
Kaim
❧ ok it's so hard to imagine this man in college,, he just seems so old to me lol
❧ but we can all agree he most definitely attended an ivy league school, majoring in music and joining the campus orchestra
❧ he also found interest in the culinary program and got a little job with the campus event catering staff to help prepare the food and serve guests at fancy events, and he stuck with it for so long that he became part of their management!
❧ his experience with that job lead him to discover that his university offers a hospitality studies program, and he got his certificate in that
❧ he was also absolutely an ra and enforced his rules so much that he had to be moved to a majority upperclassmen hall because all the freshies loathed him and kept asking admin to change dorm halls lol
❧ got really good grades and made the deans list, and actually got scholarship money to go to grad school, but he just simply didn't want to and was content with his bachelors degree
Mikael
❧ he majored in astronomy, with a minor in linguistics and ancient studies. he originally planned to major in astrophysics, but upon realizing just how much math would be involved, he was repulsed and settled for astronomy
❧ it's not that he can't do math, he very much knows how to and he's incredibly intelligent, he simply just doesn't want to do it lol
❧ he's sort of an enigma on campus, he's got this otherworldly air about him, like he's not from this time; whether that means he's a visitor from the past or future is up to interpretation, but it intimidates the hell out of everyone else that he's mostly left alone
❧ he attends all of the ancient studies and mems events, and he's also in the astronomy club; in fact, he's one of the only members of his club to attend every single meeting without fail, no matter how late in the night it is
❧ attends grad school and gets his masters in ancient linguistics, and later focuses on how ancient civilizations interpreted astronomy and how it affected their culture, which earns him his phd
❧ rubs his phd in lucia's face at any chance he gets, practically forces the man to call him dr. mikael
Ricardo
❧ tried his hardest to pick the easiest major, but none of the classes were interesting to him and his advisor all but begged this man to pick something he's actually interested in; so now he's a war history major lol
❧ he also joins a frat, influenced by media's portrayal of them and assuming that he's gonna party every night and get loads of bodies; however, he doesn't realize that he actually needs to keep a certain gpa to stay in the frat, and that he has rules he needs to follow, so he almost gets kicked out several times
❧ he shapes up pretty well by his second year, which is also when he looks into volunteering with campus police and eventually gets a part time job with them
❧ he does manage to graduate on time, and is more than content with just his bachelors; he told his advisor he'd rather shove a gun up his ass than go to grad school
❧ his advisor, along with all of his profs hated him, and are so happy to see him gone
Noel
❧ surprisingly, he majors in biology and is on the premed track for pharmaceuticals; he has an interest in the medical field, but doesn't want to be a doctor or nurse, so he figured working in a pharmacy or even making medicine would be the way to go
❧ also surprisingly, he's like really good at the more difficult subjects, like organic chemistry. he's flying through the work during discussions, to which his partners are all like "???? teach us???"
❧ unfortunately, he is not a good teacher. he knows the content, he really does, but he cannot for the life of him understand how he got there. "you just,,, do it? like write it all down, and convert it and you're done" i've never taken orgo
❧ it got to a point where the prof was convinced he was cheating, but when they tested him, he was even able to mental math that shit and he was left alone lol
❧ stumbled in on the cosmetology students working on their hair dressing, and was like "can i do that?", scaring the hell out of everyone when did he get here?? but they took him in and he helps them study and practice
❧ other than that, he spends his spare time hanging out in the wellness center or outdoor zen gardens, and he also joined the environmental club to help upkeep the gardens makes sure to hand the smelliest piles of compost to oswald
Lucas
❧ double majors in art history and literature, so he spends a lot of time in the humanities and fine arts buildings
❧ at least five people in all of his classes have a massive crush on him; he's just so pretty and smart and he reads??? awooga!! but most of those crushes dissipate once they try and have a conversation with him, they just can't follow along with his train of thought
❧ speaking of which, his profs either love him or hate him. he'll come up with the most bizarre and elaborate interpretations of texts and art and still somehow have solid reasons to back it up. anytime they have socratic style discussions in class, no one can follow up or argue when he speaks because,,, what the hell did he even just say?
❧ but every now and then, he'll break through to them all and say something that, one, makes sense and, two, is so though provoking and interesting that it leads into an hour long discussion and research party
❧ decided to be an ra in his second year, but ultimately stepped down by the end of that year due to stress. now it's like he did a full 180, breaking every rule he ever enforced, especially the curfew one. it's so common to spot him walking around campus at ungodly hours of the night that he's essentially become a sort of cryptid
❧ he uses his free time volunteering in community service and activism. anytime there's a protest on campus that supports a good cause, he's there the entire time. he'll also help organize events like that, passing around and posting flyers across campus
Kurt
❧ majors in zoology with a minor in environmental studies
❧ i keep picturing my physical geography prof who was so into birds, like a stupid amount, i think the two would get along well
❧ he starts a club that focuses on caring for campus wildlife and making a safe environment for them, be it picking up litter or putting up bird feeders
❧ he runs the campus shoot-your-shot page, and is surprisingly good and matching up submissions and helping people find their person
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oswaldsleftbicep · 9 months
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barb, heimer, barbenheimer
purely a shitpost; i haven't seen oppenheimer yet, but here's which movie i think each boy would see
barbie
❧ oswald: wouldn't want to see oppenheimer because of the war themes, so he ended up taking kurt to go see barbie. didn't cry, but his eyes definitely watered
❧ lucas: war upsets him, but aside from that c'mon. he's a barbie girl. went around telling everyone they're kenough :,)
❧ kurt: too young to see oppenheimer. i hc that he has younger siblings, at least one of them being a girl, so he saw this one so he could have something to talk about with her
oppenheimer
❧ mefy: duh. it's a movie about a bomb, of course he'd go see it. wouldn't be caught dead seeing barbie, although he does appreciate the fashion aspect
❧ kaim: the more mature option of the two, he thought it would be more appropriate for him to see this one instead, but wouldn't be opposed to seeing barbie
❧ mikael: kind of the same as kaim, it's the more "appropriate" option, but he secretly really wants to see barbie. will wait til he can see it at home
both
❧ lucia: did it for the trend. he liked barbie more, but oppenheimer led to him and levy having a deep conversation about war and ethics
❧ levy: lucia made him watch both with him. preferred oppenheimer for the history and war themes, but barbie got him in his feelings and thinking about the message. wanted to have a conversation with at least one of his brothers about it, but didn't want to be made fun of
❧ ricardo: also did it for the trend, much preferred oppenheimer tho. he decided to go with barbie too purely as a joke, but it ended up getting him thinking about how he treats women
❧ noel: went with mikael to see oppenheimer, mostly just to be with him, but ended up enjoying it, although he was slightly disturbed at some scenes. ricardo dragged him to see barbie, and he ended up quite enjoying himself, even if he couldn't relate at all. was told to can it after asking why ricardo got all quiet at the end of barbie
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I know this is weird but i need to know a very important question:
How do you think the boys would smell like?
what the boys would smell like
fun fact: i almost got a job at bath and body works. another fun fact: i kinda have a synesthesia where i can look at a photo or think about something and just,, be able to smell it?? usually it happens randomly and i can't control it :/
genre: other
cw: just my usual bs
Lucia
❧ cinnamon and apples,, maybe it's just the hair color but that's the vibe; definitely uses a crisp apple body wash or shampoo
❧ fresh linen; rich boy always has nice clean clothes, although he does the smell test sometimes to see if he can get away with wearing that same shirt for just one more day
❧ related to his clothes, his fancy coat thingy smells faintly of real leather, as do some of his accessories and his scabbard if he's wearing it
❧ again with the clothing but he smells like tide laundry detergent, the one all the college kids use; my first ex used it and he always smelled soooo good lmao
Levy
❧ old books,, you already know this, he spends so much time in the library he probably soaked up the scent lol
❧ saltwater; you know when you go to a coastal shore and there's that nice sea breeze that's so refreshing but also kinda musky?
❧ he's definitely got a lighter scent to him too, something that offsets his rough demeanor, like a light green apple or powder scent, probably from his shampoo or body wash
❧ horse stables, but not too strongly; i work around horses and yeah they can smell terrible, but when the arena is empty and clean and there's just the smell of sand and horses and hay, it doesn't smell too bad. i say this cuz he likes to ride his horse so i'd imagine the smell would linger a bit on his clothes
Mefy
❧ yankee candle's "midsummer's night"; i remember this smelling so good, like the vibes on a warm summer night, it also reminded me a lot of a cologne
❧ evergreen or pine trees, idk which is which but it's the one the always make candles for around the holidays
❧ candle smoke; do you see the candle theme here lmao, he gives witchy vibes and candle smoke would for sure be involved
❧ he definitely wears some kind of rich cologne, something along the lines of bath and body works' bourbon, something very "manly" and yummy smelling, but he only wears very little of it, enough so that when he walks past you're like "ooo yum" but it's not overpowering
Oswald
❧ soil and cut grass; mans works in a garden, you know he's got that earthy smell to him
❧ flowers; he always has a fresh bouquet of flowers in his cabin and he keeps the petals he plucks or the ones that fall of to make potpourri
❧ sweat obviously, he does manual labor for a living, he's gonna get sweaty; he also has a very faint metallic smell, it's probably his jewelry, but it could be something else too iykyk
❧ ofc he's gonna wash up to get any unpleasant smells off, and i feel like he'd use goat's milk soap, something natural and fragrance free
Kaim
❧ tea obviously, he drinks so much of it and makes it all the time; he prefers the more classic teas, like earl grey and black, over the more fruity ones, but he always ends up smelling like some kind of tea
❧ linen and wool; he keeps his clothes fresh and clean but he doesn't use any fancy detergents so they just smell like the materials they were made from
❧ wood and metal polish; he does a lot of cleaning and polishing things, ofc he's gonna carry the scent of his cleaning products
❧ he's not much of a sweet tooth, but he'll often pop a spearmint into his mouth, whether it's to freshen his breath, boost his blood sugar, or have something to moisten his throat, he'll go through at least five mints per day
Mikael
❧ merlot; it's a red wine i serve a lot at work and it smells very good, very grapey and classy. it's risky business drinking wine while wearing all white, but i could see mikael sipping this drink while lounging around
❧ he probably uses a body wash that's advertised as smelling like the ocean but it's not a saltwater smell but rather something kinda sweet smelling?
❧ menthol or mint tea; very soothing and healing scents but also very fresh and keeps you alert. it's most likely from him drinking mint tea or having some kind of essential oil noel made
❧ warm cotton textiles; ya know when you get your bed sheets out of the dryer or you've had a towel lying in the sun all day and it smells very warm and comfy, perfect for curling up in and relaxing for a nap? he's got that smell to him, which contrasts interestingly with the mint
Ricardo
❧ axe body spray a men's cologne that's very spice oriented, or just straight up spices. it's generally a very strong smell but on him it just works well??
❧ gunpowder, obviously, mans fires guns for fun, so the smell will definitely linger in his hair, hands, and clothes
❧ i don't see him as much of a tea drinker, but coffee on the other hand, i could totally see him drinking. it lingers on his breath in the mornings but in a not gross way ya feel?
❧ leather from his clothing and accessories, he doesn't use a fragrant laundry detergent so the leather smell is much more apparent
❧ an extra cuz i feel like these examples are too little, but he probably also smells like wood from an older bar, as well as whiskey or brandy, some alcohol with a bit of spice to it
Noel
❧ this one's gonna be super specific but ashland's "freshwater pearl" candle, it's a very sweet smelling candle, kinda like if you were on a beach and there was a candy factory right next to you with its windows open; it'd probably be his shampoo or something that smells like this
❧ a plain white candle, or beeswax, something non-fragrant but clean smelling? almost like goat's milk products; he'd need something not super strong smelling so he'd be able to be stealthy n stuff
❧ his clothes smell like he got them from a thrift store, you know how everything has its own scent and it all just blends together? like you got some stuff with strong detergent, you got some stuff that smells like a grandma's basement. it all smells very worn-in and a lil musty but that's part of the charm
❧ essential oils; he uses what he grows in his garden to make medicines and oils to be used in first aid or just as a daily thing. some days he'll have lavender, the next he'll have eucalyptus, and then maybe some citrus
Lucas
❧ honey. he just looks like he uses honey scented everything, or at least uses honey in his skin and hair care, and it's not an overly sugary smelling honey, just something natural and the slightest bit bitter
❧ bold rock cider, another drink i serve regularly. it just smells like apples, but not as sugary as apple juice. it's very crisp and fresh and makes me feel like i'm in an orchard in a flowy outfit having the time of my life
❧ he strikes me as someone who'd like to bake, and he'd have a bit of a sweet tooth, so he'd smell like sugar cookies and snickerdoodles, he smells like he's been working in a bakery all day but in reality he just got done making a batch of his famous soft sugar cookies yumyumyum
❧ this one's a bit abstract, but a meadow in the middle of nowhere. there's no air pollution, all you can smell is the grass and the trees and the pure, unobstructed nature around you
Kurt
❧ citrus oil; a lot of the birdseed i've used includes oils from oranges and lemons and since he likes birds i imagine he'd have that lingering smell to him
❧ butter cookies, or just baked sweets in general. he'd the kind of kid who cannot have his tea without some baked treat to go with it, in particular some cookies to dip in his tea
❧ dust and cleaning supplies; he does a lot of cleaning a tidying up, and although he's been doing this for a while, he's still a kid and is bound to get stuff all over him and his clothes. he's tried to clean a duster in the wrong direction and ended up with dust all over himself, he's held a bottle of cleaner the wrong way and ended up with half the contents all over his hands and sleeves
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incorrectmmr · 1 year
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Receptionist: Would Mister Kaim please come to the front desk?
Kaim: *walks to the front desk*
Receptionist: I believe these two belong to you?
Kurt and YN/MC: *holding each other*
Kurt: We didn't mean to—
YN/MC: We just got lost...
Kaim: I didn't even bring you both here with me.
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incorrectmmr · 2 years
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Kurt: Levy, what's a metaphor?
Levy: My life is a train wreck.
Kurt: I know, but what's a metaphor?
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Younger Kurt: Can you check for monsters under the bed?
Kaim: Don't be ridiculous. The monsters don't live under our beds, they live inside of us.
Younger Kurt:
Kaim: Goodnight.
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incorrectmmr · 2 years
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Kaim: I have not gotten a full night's rest since...how old am I again?
Kurt: Old.
Kurt: Like, fossil old.
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