#no one asked for it

[dms-a-jem]

This post, but now in gif format…😋

#depeche mode #dave gahan #martin gore #no one asked for it #but i’m not sorry #devotional tour #everything counts

[fsiw]

Fox knight?

#digital art #help my sanity #idk man im bored #my art #art #fsiwart #fsiw #furry #furry oc #fox #no one asked for it #artists on tumblr

[oobbbear]

Top ten characters of all time can be any fandom

Daycare attendants(FNAF SB)

Ink sans(UTMV)

Wally(WH)

Barnaby(WH)

✨Peridot✨(SU)

Mikey(TMNT)

Reaper sans(UTMV)

Geno sans(UTMV)

Tom(EW)

Jake the dog(AT)

#ask #QUICK SOME ONE ASK ME TO DO AN OC TOP 10 #no one asked for it #but I wanna do it

[goldengalaxy99]

Ehehe once finals are over, I'm going to rewatch monkey man, take a shit ton of notes, and make a long ass post about all my thoughts

#monkey man #dev patel #no one asked for it #BUT NO ONE CAN STOP ME

[bloompompom]

here’s the full drawing ♥️

#no one asked for it #just look at us #bloomy selfship lore #bloomy doodles

[spokewar]

A study in Obi-Wan's homeworld, Stewjon, Vol. ii:

vol. i: a brief overview of terrain, seasons, inhabitants, and culture

Stewjon is an ancient planet and much like Mand'alor, its inhabitants have seen many changes throughout the centuries.

Both Stewjon's original name and native sentient race have been lost to the annexes of time, but it is presumed the original people were amphibious cousins to the modern-day Kage people.

Stewjon wasn't always isolationist like it is today and it was once common for near-humans to come for the planet's rich soil and abundance of farm land. Though, despite the number of expats that would come, very few ever permanently settled due to the ways the planet's unusual climate forced them to live.

While the atmosphere is compatible with near-human life, the planet's surface can pose a hostile threat to those who don't know how to navigate it. At surface level, the air is dense with moisture and the ever-present fog covering the ground makes it extremely difficult for people without enhanced eyesight to see clearly. In addition, bodies of water are strewn about the surface and many are filled with deep cave networks that will pull people in if they are not careful.

The mixing of near-human and native sentients resulted in the modern day people of Stewjon, who share the distinct glowing properties and pointed ears of their predecessors, and the pigmentation of most human-like species. There is no up-to-date information on their biology nor culture, and the most recent data comes from the mid-point of the High Republic.

According to this data, Stewjoni people :

are capable of withstanding deep-water pressure and holding their breath for upwards of 30 minutes ;

have adapted to survive with little to no sunlight ;

have a similar ethereal vibe to that of their Kage cousins ;

are capable of seeing in complete darkness ;

if trained, are capable of hearing distinct noises from up to 800 meters away.

Stewjon became an extreme isolationist planet during the mid-point of the High Republic when its local government felt they were being treated unfairly. The planet's soil was being over-tilled and its freshwater supply was being contaminated due to the abundance of fertilizer required to yield enough crops for their clients. Stewjon had always been capable of taking care of itself, but it seemed trying to supply the rest of the galaxy was taking a toll on its people, land, and wildlife.

The planet's leaders also felt they were not receiving enough protection from the Republic as their agricultural communities and vast cave networks made Stewjon a prime target for pirates and fugitives running from the law. Fortunately, Stewjon was far from the Core Planets and the backlash the Republic would recieve from trying to force a peaceful community of farmers to adhere to their rules would not be worth the uproar it would cause. Especially with the Kage people, known for their elite warriors, taking Stewjon's side.

Stewjon has one heavily guarded space port where only neighboring planets are allowed to do trade. They do not import goods nor services, they only export crops and, on occasion, artisan items. They do not trade in furs or meats because they do not want the galaxy to know species they harbor on their planet.

Stewjon's internal politics have remained steady throughout the centuries. The government is made of several ruling families who know better than to overstep and the common people remain content so long as the borders are kept closed and they are given enough community resources to help care for the sick and less fortunate. The land has never been scarred by war or devastating man-made weapons. The hostile climate is hard enough to survive on its own and it's always been safer for any opposing parties to diplomatically work through their problems than try to wage battle.

And as far as external politics go, it is unknown where Stewjon stands. Although, they have surrendered two of their own to the Jedi Order, so it seems they are at least willing to cooperate with some of the Core World's practices.

On record, Master Jedi Obi-Wan Kenobi and Master Jedi Fay are the only Stewjoni people to live within the Republic's borders. While it is legal for Stewjon's inhabitants to leave the planet, most choose not to because of presumptions about the rest of the universe. They think Stewjon is the epitome of safety and peace, and that the rest of the galaxy is all chaos and brimming with danger.

tldr; stewjon is mostly left alone because it's a pity planet with a big scary older brother

#stewjon lore tag #more hick planet content #no one asked for it #but i am serving it anyway

[enjolton]

When Blue met Yellow, The best thing he ever did. Love as a secret.

Byler, Mike’s PoV

#no one asked for it #but guess what i couldn't help it #byler #mike wheeler #mike wheeler is not straight #mike wheeler I know what you are #have you considered ~repressed homosexuality~ #haiku #st haikus

[bloodydragam]

Okay, so my mind is in the magical world in which Johnny gets his body back and Valery and him are trying to get her a cure cause she is still sick and Phantom Liberty takes place at that point and they have to take contrary sides on the Reed and So Mi situation for a moment and...

#oc: valery rodriguez #otp: one and the same #i will soon write a fanfic i swear #no one asked for it #but who cares #phantom liberty spoilers

[logangarfield]

The thing that never makes any sense about Tumblr’s new feature plans is that it’s almost always something no one wants or even asked for. (gifs to mp4, public group chats, and shortened “”””long”””” posts for example) But we’ve been asking for the tags to be fixed across the entire platform for YEARS. We’ve been asking them to get rid of the like button or cap the likes so people are forced to reblog if they want to keep a post. We’ve been asking for YEARS to be able to reply, send asks, like, and follow from side blogs. But those things never seem to be important to whoever is making the decisions for new and fixed features. And then they have this weird audacity to ask us for feedback as if we aren’t always actively begging them to do SOMETHNG we actually want and have asked for over the years.

#like this isn't even just coming from a content creator stand point #i've been here since 2012 #i just really like this fandom space in comparison to the hell that is twitter #and i really like to LOOK at pretty gifs #and reblog them to share with everyone else #like they said that making is possible to let sideblogs do those things is on their list #but it's not a priority #but the mp4 things is #thing #W H Y #no one asked for it #like just fucking listen to your damn userbase #that's how you run a successful site like this one #tumblr #tumblr nonsense #kaylee talks

[neonghostlights]

That’s it. I’m writing smut.

#no one asked for it #I’m gonna do it anyways

[phantombmoll]

And From This Slumber You Shall Wake

Archie Hopper/Jiminy Cricket x Rory Allucinor/Briar Rose

Summary: In the Fairytale World Briar Rose is caught between living the life her overprotective aunts want and the life she wants. Jiminy is searching for a similar sort of freedom, and meeting Briar might just help give him the confidence to take charge of his life. Meanwhile in the Land Without Magic with the help of a certain Doctor and his Dalmatian Rory starts to find the confidence to take charge of her life. ||Read it Here on AO3 || Read it Here on Fanfic.net||

Archie deserved better, so here's some mushy romance and fun fic featuring our favourite cricket.

#Archie Hopper #archie hopper fic #jiminy cricket #ouat fic #once upon a time #archie hopper x ofc #here it is #no one asked for it #and I don't care it's here anyway #enjoy #or don't #your choice haha #gifs aren't mine! #I always use gif urls so you can click on them and follow them to the source #hopefully #blessed are the gif makers

[some-french-asshole]

Rejoice, Snail be upon ye

#no one asked for it #I had a strong urge to draw a snail at 4am and just went with it #snail #digital art #poppy's art #also I did not look at any real pictures of snail while making this so there may be some inaccuracies (sorry snails lovers)

[ihateclaws]

This is the knife reference if you’re curious

#no one asked for it #but this is the knife #this is rad wing this is the butterfly knife

[bonesandthebees]

one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method

#I was forced to get over my hatred of making phone calls bc of this #one 15 minute phone call is the equivalent of 5 back and forth emails #also if you don't know exactly what you need help with you can just ask and you can get real help #instead of just desperately clawing at faqs on websites #it's infuriating that it works so well #ramblings

[hjartasalt]

One time I was working as a waiter at a burger joint where the fries were tossed in salt and coriander and as I was bringing food over to the table for these two huge beefy guys one of them asks what the green stuff is so I go "it's coriander" and his friend goes very seriously "he can't have coriander" and I'm thinking shit ok maybe he's allergic and guy 1 starts pulling up his sleeve to show me something and I'm thinking shit shit shit he's probably breaking out in hives rn and it's my fault but he just shows me his arm and he has this huge cursive font tattoo that just says "I fucking hate coriander"

#the fries were brought back to the kitchen and he got ones that just had salt on them instead #chef asks me why #uhmm #how do I explain #well he has this tattoo

[haroldhighballjordan]

sometimes I randomly think about the time a girl posted in this girls only Facebook group I’m in telling everyone how she broke up with her boyfriend and he lied saying that he lost the spare key she gave him, only to then break into her apartment when she wasn’t home and steal the cat they’d adopted while they were together, but then he denied having done this and she didn’t really have proof that he took the cat since he wouldn’t let her come into his place and look for it. And then another girl saw this post and knew her ex-boyfriend, and she was like “girl. I used to hook up with your mans back in xxxx and I still have his number. If you want, I’ll hit him up and get him to invite me back to his place and see if your cat’s there.” And the OP was like “bet.”

So this woman hit up homie dog, asked him out for drinks, went home with him, slept with him, and then woke up in the middle of the night and TOOK THE CAT. Like she had only said that she would confirm if the cat was there but then she took it upon herself to steal this woman’s cat back. Like she full on Trojan horsed this man and then hit up homegirl like “I got the goods. Where you wanna meet.” And then the two of them posted a photo of them together with the cat to the group.

And I just think women supporting women is so beautiful.

#the best part of all is that I also knew the ex boyfriend because he worked at this place my friend was the manager of #and I texted my friend like ‘yo have you heard about this cat situation’ #and she was like ‘I swear to god if one more person asks me about this fucking cat’ #it was the drama of the century #the whole city was up in arms over this cat