#nonetheless yeah it was funny

[kangtaebins]

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#side note not me getting carded for the first time today lmaooo #i went to a store with my friend and theres a 21+ section in the back with like- things 👀 #AND AS SOON AS WE STEPPED THROUGH THE DOORWAY SOME GIRL WAS LIKE ‘Do you guys have IDs?’ #i was like ‘🧍🏻‍♀️ yeah here’ #she gave me a coupon for next time i go there though bc it was my first time today #me looking at the crystals and tarot cards and then getting carded next to intimate items it was so fucking funny #im like damn let me look in peace pls 😭 #it was a cool store though they had tie dye shirts and cool magnets and pins and so many stickers #lots of vinyls if only i had a record player #but yeah! i had a good day. i picked my friend up from work for lunch and she just decided to not go back so i was like period #went to that store and starbucks and drove her home #i needed bestie time fr #shes the one friend i dont feel awkward with whatsoever but weve been friends for six years so yeah #nonetheless yeah it was funny #there was a bird poster i wanted to get for my coworker but i didn’t want her to like feel weird or smth #even though she hand delivered a squishmallow to my house a few days ago bc she knows ive been going through it shdbjdjf #it was really sweet actually she was like ‘this is a gift 🥺’ #ill just have to get her a latte or smth soon to make up for it #i already got her a frog sticker with the lesbian flag on it bc it was so cute #im like wow i have a whole friend group its so nice

[suckishima]

same lol

#anyway im sure ive talked about it before but im still bummed the whole sequence with him and helping #yamaguchi with his reset point was kinda rushed in the anime #it's such a nice moment and i just love how it emphasizes how much shimada cares about yamaguchi and this team that #hes not even a part of anymore but is still nonetheless connected to and has an important impact on!! #and yeah the glowing chopped up pig bag is funny too lol #hq #shimada #2021 reread #x

[animaniacs16]

I personally am so happy that the episode was all a dream because I’m okay with there not being macdennis but if they had confirmed Dennis as a killer i would have been devastated. I do wish they’d explore more of his emotions tho- especially since Glenn has said he misses playing those colors. Like he’s got Big Feelings! This was more of his rage- but it’s a step up that he was able to curb that rage I guess?

Also people are saying it’s joever for macdennis but like… they didn’t fight or anything right? They’re still super close- and remember Frank vs Russia? That’s still a thing

Disclaimer I’ve just been seeing people’s post about it I haven’t watched this ep but I do wish it wasn’t the finale or they’d at least end it with a scene of the gang together

#also disclaimer I haven’t seen a full Iasip episode #thank GOD it was all in Dennis’ head like I know he’s a terrible person but having him be a serial killer is too far #and not the way his character’s been heading at all #it was just a coping technique for him #a messed up one but a coping technique nonetheless #also guys. macdennis could still happen it’s not like this episode disproved it at all #maybe s17 will be macdennis season but I hope it’s more of the gang as pals #anyway I heard the first half of this episode was funny and that Glenn shines so there’s that #but again missed opportunity for a real Dennis development episode #not even macdennis just exploring Dennis’s nuances and his place in the group #post ddl you know like he really belongs to the gang #and he’s trying to express himself better #(macden moment but no callback to do you want a tissue but whatever) #so yeah I’m more chill about it than I was but we were all so hyped for this Wo #they can’t all be bangers #but overall s16 seemed to be a marked improvement compared to the past few seasons so that’s good #according to the fandom on multiple sites #anyway This Is A Comedy #Iasip #dtamhd #dennis takes a mental health day #dennis reynolds #Iasip spoilers

[elvisabutler]

now im just thinking about baz officiating birdie and austin’s wedding and then getting absolutely plastered afterwards omg

anon!!! consider! that exactly what the hell happens in some universe. does it happen in the main one we don't know. i haven't decided. ( look, i have this plotted out, do my small details change? yes. do my base they're together, they break up, they come back together, they live happily ever after change? no. ) tw: drunkenness? baz luhrmann making poor decisions ( seriously @satninbeaulieu wine mom baz is my new favorite thing. )

but okay! consider! you and austin are just in love. we all know this. we also know that truth be told y'all are baz's favorite soap opera and despite him being a grown ass man and y'all being grown ass adults he indulges you two too much. catherine has told him this while also facilitating you two stealing costumes- which honestly, totally baz's fault because everyone stole shit from the set and she just planned ahead and there was multiples of the costumes. basically baz's set was a madhouse in some respects and you two just really fit in very well in a way you couldn't have fit into another set.

but yes you and austin are in love. baz and everyone on set knows this. everyone who isn't necessarily a higher up at wb knows this. so know what. you may want a courthouse wedding. austin may for some reason think it's hilarious for you two to be married by an elvis impersonator. baz? baz wants to marry you two himself. look he's responsible for this and has been from the second he told you to get on the floor and austin told him "that's my priscilla." does he acknowledge that y'all took a real weird road to get here? yes. does it make him love you two and the relationship you two have cultivated any less? no. hell, disregarding the weirdness at cannes and the met and the Shitshow of the Vogue shoot y'all have been the best couple on screen or off for him. he loves you two to pieces.

so when you calling baz- because it's you and not austin because he's the dumb idiot who had you almost passing out in the hallway of some late show with "dove, let's go to vegas." and "we've talked about moving in together and you've told me how many kids you want in the future and we've talked about when we might want them for the past two months after talking about it a year ago, why wouldn't want to marry you right now?" and "i wanted to marry you last year." seriously, austin robert butler there is a time and a place and it not in the hallway after an interview when you're both tired as hell because it's a been a long day. but you say you'd prefer a courthouse wedding and you want to have something borrowed from priscilla and you win that argument sort of. and then you have to call catherine and baz. austin is in charge of the rest of the cast including tom who you know is busy but maybe a part of you is like i don't care how i get married if tom hanks is at my wedding i will be secretly delighted because that's a badge of honor in real life and hollywood.

so you call baz. actually you call catherine but you figure they're next to each other so you reach one you reach the other. you are more than a little excited and in a rush "austinandiaregettingmarriedwe'dlikeyoutocome" and catherine tells you to say a little slower before baz- who has overhead this informs you that he can actually officiate if you'd like. he'd be honored to, in fact.

that should have been the clue that something was going to go very very wrong by the end of the night. but because your life and austin's life are basically ruled by the phrase "in hindsight oops" you two don't realize this until after the fact. catherine should have warned you but honestly, catherine didn't even predict this one.

but you jump at the chance and how fast can we get everyone to the same place because you're going to hunt for rings and you've got this black dress you wore for the last interview and "yes, austin i'm wearing a black dress. i don't want a full wedding dress. and even if i did why do you think it'd be white? be thankful i'm not wearing a suit." "i mean it'd be hot." "focus, daddy." and baz says to meet him at this hotel in the middle of nowhere. which is to say it's somewhere that isn't vegas but isn't la and maybe it really just in upstate new york or utah. it's somewhere where there isn't going to be a lot of paparazzi so that the gaggle of people who will be with the pair of you aren't going to bring a massive amount of attention. you forward the address to priscilla and lisa marie and it's great.

the thing is when everyone gets there you and austin are bombarded with the question "how drunk are you two?" a question that makes you both laugh like tipsy college girls trying their first sip of alcohol.

"unless being drunk on that idiot over there counts, sober." you answer pulling austin closer to you so you can try and curl into him.

"never been more sober in my life." he answers with his hand around your waist and his head dipping down to your neck to nuzzle at it.

baz has had one ( 1 ) singular glass of wine before the ceremony. this does not remain the same throughout the night. he hands catherine his phone and tells her to take a million pictures and video tape and maybe austin hands her his camera or he hands someone- maybe it's kelvin or alton or natasha- but it's someone being given his camera. point is the two of you will have a billion pictures and one video of this entire thing.

baz is surprisingly good at officiating which shouldn't surprise you and yet it does. and maybe you give him war flashbacks with your kiss. you did try and keep it chaste, but truly, you're marrying austin and he's marrying you and maybe it got a little heated. maybe you have to stop yourself from letting austin pick you up but he still 1000 percent squeezes your ass.

here's the thing though, there's alcohol afterward because you've drug these people out to the middle of nowhere it's the least you could do. so you imbibe. so does austin. catherine even sips a big glass of wine and everyone else? they get mildly tipsy at least. baz gets- a little plastered. a lot plastered. look- he rarely gets like this and catherine figured this was fine. it was fine. she was keeping an eye on him and the phone.

up until the point right before she takes his phone and he decides that the world needs to know that his leads are not only having sex but they've gotten married. after ignoring each other for the greater part of a year. it blows up on instagram and quickly slides right onto tiktok and twitter. it is everywhere on the internet. you watch the tiktoks in a panic after you finally grab your phone with austin's dick still inside you while he's passed out at 9:15 in the morning. it's your distressed laughter and whispers of "oh fuck. oh shit. oh noooo." that wakes him up eventually.

no one realizes this until 7am because you're all are enjoying the good time at the reception. you don't realize this until 9am when you finally wake up with austin curled around you, his dick still causally inside you and see a million missed calls, several text messages including one from your own mother asking "why wasn't i invited? what are you wearing? and did he grab your butt at the altar?". you don't move because of austin and because you're not 100 percent your legs work without help despite the maybe 5 hours of sleep you have gotten.

austin doesn't realize it until 10am because you figured the old man needed his beauty rest after last night. why? well that's a story for another ask.

#spoilers: maybe the accidental reveal is becoming full canon. baz luhrmann you menace!!! #did i include two gifs because i could? yeah. #am i teasing y'all? yes. #austin butler x priscilla actress reader #austin butler x reader #austin butler x y/n #austin butler x you #i think i'm funny using that last one btw. #between this ask and the video i am on cloud nine don't mind me. #also hello new followers this is not what you signed up for i imagine but hello nonetheless. #ally writes

[blujayonthewing]

well I just spent an hour digging through my own dnd notes and social media and also almost cried because I mentioned, in passing, something justin had said about one of his NPCs and he, completely lightheartedly, was like '?? I don't remember that at all. [I mean I'm not making it up?] I think you might be making it up 😏'

#me-- instantly stressed and near tears: I know you're joking and it's not even important but. that isn't funny. to me. #I really wish there was a term for 'gaslighting but they're not doing it on purpose' #this is distinct from simply 'being wrong' because 'that's definitely not what happened 🤨' is a key part of it #the other person trying to convince me that I'm wrong and I must be crazy-- not for manipulation purposes but because THEY forgot #and are MUCH more confident in the possibility that I'm completely full of shit than that they maybe can't remember exactly #this is an extraordinarily specific thing that nonetheless happens to me ASTONISHINGLY OFTEN. #I mean clearly often enough that I'm now hair-trigger sensitive upset about it #AND TO CLARIFY QUICKLY-- that's not what justin even did (this time) but 'well I don't remember that' is still... #OKAY WELL I DO. WHY DOESN'T ANYONE EVER BELIEVE ME. #trembling and crying searching for Receipts while explaining to my husband that it's not even that I don't think he believes me (this time) #I just. I just. I just. I'm not fucking crazy. I know you don't think I'm crazy. but I still feel like I Have to prove it. #my mom sending a package to the wrong address and then saying-- confidently and irritably-- 'you never GAVE me a unit number' #when I can scroll back up through texts to where I sent her our new address when we moved and it was complete and correct #my friend during our big stupid fight saying 'no one actually AGREED to that [dnd] plan except you and justin 😒' #going back into my audio recording to that conversation where everyone BUT him agreed #including his fucking pick-me 'yeah jay's being shitty right now' brother whose character said 'this sounds like a good plan' verbatim #like. I KNOW it's not just 'my memory vs theirs and we both assume we're right' #because SO OFTEN when this happens I have FUCKING RECEIPTS. that I'M NOT WRONG OR CRAZY. #no one ever wants to entertain the notion that I might know what I'm talking about. #I can't stress enough that I'm not mad at justin right now he was very much 'no I believe you! it's weird that I don't remember though' #which is fair! honestly! but I'm a LITTLE. sensitive. of the fact that everyone always ALWAYS automatically assumes I'm incorrect #and very often in a way that's a mark against my competence or character. #'well *I* couldn't *possibly* have gotten the address wrong so YOU must have fucked it up' #you know. it's like that. it's like that a lot. #maybe this only happens to me so much because I happen to be cursed with remembering things better than most people #or maybe I'm uniquely viewed as incompetent. who can say. #about me

[happi-tree]

we love silly gays in THIS household!!! gimme the sweet sweet oakworthy and swiftli thoughts 👉👈

Aye aye, Nyx!!! o7

Oakworthy up first! Absolutely tragic that they don't have a bingo </3

Now for the Swiftli stans out there... also no wins hell is REAL

#i was sooooo tempted to circle 'not dating but married nonetheless' for swiftli bc their whole dynamic is just. #idk they kinda give sitcom married couple sometimes with all their fun banter #but yeah the devotion of those two! highly underrated! link literally swapping with nicky for taylor fully expecting to be killed like. #and then taylor immediately going back for link knowing full well how dangerous it was??? they're SO ride or die it's ridiculous #and like. theoretically speaking i COULD make them fucked up but mostly they're my goofy little funtime boys <3 #on the other hand. oakworthy. these guys can fit so much angst in them hehe >:) #also i think it's so funny that both of these pairings are slightly different definitions of enabling the worst in each other #for oakworthy it's like. 'i can fix him!!!' *actively makes him worse physically and mentally through a series of zany hijinks* #and then swiftli is. well. gestures at episode 27. they just keep 'yes and'-ing each other until their mistakes catch up with them #but yeah i LOVE these guys so much they're all so sillies!!! #thanks for the ask nyx <3 #ask game #dndads #oakworthy #swiftli #kaseyskat

[scaramutuall]

HELLO CYPRESS 🫶 no pressure but here 💌 :3c

HII HELLO LARA. I love honestly everything about you you're such a lovely person I love seeing your art and your posts on my dash. I WISH WE TALKED MORE I need to try to make an effort to speak to you more I really enjoy interacting with you. I also love how you f/o a lot of characters I'm completely unfamiliar with I love learning from your posts what they're like ^_^

for Teppei btw

#CAKE PROBABLY DOESNT FIT WITH YOUR LORe . but i just thought it was funny #k talks too much #but yeah I really value you and I'm so glad that you'd give me the time of day ^_^ speaking to you still feels weird because i was so used #to being like. a silent follower BUT IM GRATEFUL NONETHELESS

[lightfulonion]

thank you @skijjiki for tagging me!!!! i love these types of tagging games so much!!

last song: Tokyo Calling by ATARASHII GAKKO! (pls watch the music video. its so good 😭) im kind of, sort of, obsessed with this and i have been listening to it non-stop like my life depends on it. anyway

fav color: hmm im really feeling brown right now (wow! that sounds awful! im not changing my answer tho. brown rules.)

currently reading: im able to read only fanfics at the moment because anything that involves a book and new characters feels like too much work for me for some reason and also like im cheating at my classes in university. both of these suck big butt and i hate being like this but it's true. anyway please read a million times along the way by starsqwub. its a bokuaka fic, it hasnt updated since 2022 and it made me cry every chapter. its about love, its about friends, its about being a weird person in a normal world and, more importantly, its about bokuto and akaashi. oh! also manga like chainsaw man and toilet bound hanako-kun!! and some webcomics as well too.

currently watching: the wall mostly but also dungeon meshi! and ive been trying to be up-to-date with the one piece anime!!

spicy/savory/sweet: sweet <3

relationship status: i was reading a bokuaka fic and i was crying. take a wild guess.

current obsessions: listening to Tokyo Calling and ATARASHII GAKKO! apparently and im starting to feel like reading the ending of Haikyuu!! which is probably a bad thing?? (im scared. i really dont want it to end :'((( )

tagging: @livingonyoghurtandspite, @horson, @clementinethekitten, @pierogish, @alcieside, @mars-matrix, @peachybeesplease, @mangatxt.

#get tagged #guys. we get (got?) the movie this year. really scared to ask whats next. #i had goofy funny things to share but i forgot them while writing this im sorry u_u #i went home to my mom for a few days and i had 'the end of the beginning' by djo stuck in my head the whole time #and i visited my friends from high school and im kinda sad about the years passing. a quiet kind of sad but sad nonetheless. #like 'my childhood room is too small for me now' kind of sad and nostalgic #i have many things in my brain that are rolling around like pointy rocks and i need to get them out somehow without hurting myself #anyway #pretend i said something really funny and truly profound here instead of. whatever that is. #also i have listened to ATARASHII GAKKO!'s whole discography and its really really good #and i STILL havent been able to read bnha!! :(( #i havent been able to be up-to-date with chainsaw man or toilet bound hanako kun and i also NEED to read dungeon meshi AND haikyuu and- #i really love dungeon meshi so far. its so good and i got so excited on the last episode when they put falin's bones in order. that was #so cool. and the bath scene............ yeah. #if you dont want to do this guys is okay btw. im always saying this but i do need you to know because i feel anxious when i dont do them bu #also when i dont tag people. i dont want you to feel like that. #onion talks #ok thats all! bye bye!! hope you have a nice day!!!!! #Youtube

[zoekrystall]

Did that fav pkmn thing on a whim and I'm sorry for all my babies I didn't choose bc I really like too many by some.

Love how it's mostly pretty ones and then there's clodsire. Even tho I got it in my team since the beginning of violet do I continuously forget its name bc I just call it by the nickname blobby (one of the rare times I didn't spend hours googling the perfect nickname but it nonetheless is a perfect one)

And for fun without any legendaries as fav

Reg nicknames I even write all down so I only spend decades once for each pkmn (unless I don't like the prev one anymore). Need to update that someday since it's mostly old revolution ones but hey. Blaze do I use for arcanine nowadays more and ninetails got others. Gardevoir got soteria nowadays which I prefer more. Etc.

#a wild lux appears #(made this in december but for whatev reason left it in drafts until now. prob bc I wanted to limit non important posting idk) #Maybe you think garchomp is there bc of other reasons but I use it since dpp bc cynthia made kid me go 'woah!' #I remember having looked up as a kid to cynthia and juniper a lot and that fact n reason behind it makes me also go yeah no I was a girl wh #one day decided to be happier otherwise. Bc the reason was 'oh wow female and cool so I can indeed be that :0' most importantly with junipe #bc I never cared for battles. ye ye ignore fictional professions I was like 8. reason I loath alola tbh I missed doing non battle side stuf #I vividly remember picking my first pkmn game up (hg) and just immediately going fuck being a trainer let me be a prof and it's so funny ho #my horrendous sieve brain has that laser ingrained. Sometimes still brainstorm and I would prob study ghost pkmn tbh who by sheer luck isn' #dead yet. That and maybe being v charismatic to that type idk. Why bc I like those lil fellas. #What I also find extremely funny is having went by sonia prior to swordshield and there being a prof sonia. Wish I still went by it when it #dropped. Imagine. Kid sonia wanting to be a prof and meeting swsh sonia being on her way to be one. I either would've made her my #personality (which I think I nonetheless did I think I changed my icons to her) or would've wildly shaking her going 'it should have been #meeee'. which ig I mentally do by every rival or friend group person that takes that route like take me w you I hate battles please. Insane #that only blueberry academy me start to hate em slightly less. After over a decade of battles. Ig alpharad's n others streams w nuzlockes n #all started to also show me the appeal of actually strategizing instead of brute forcing which I did. #*that only blueberry academy MADE me #Whatev. Also no I don't got anything else that another pkmn would kickstart talking abt. Just know I drag my 2013 xerneas everywhere w me #and it is a fucking crime that I can't throw it into violet. What is this. You clearly don't mind throwing others into regions they don't #belong to at all (which I personally really dislike hc lore wise but gameplay wise whatever let new trainers catch old legendaries) #To come back to fav pkmn yes I'm in the dragonair boat. I hate evolving mine. Dragonite is fine I like it standalone but I like the #aesthetic of dragonair more. Idfc abt logic or whatever this is aesthetic talk. Yes I prefer some fan evos more. #I keep wanting to play that fusion fangame and if you want to know what pkmn I like I found out I have a huge overlap w alpharad there #Which sucks for us both! We adore pkmn that get lewded the most and I hate my life. You do you idc some are humanoid I have to admit that #but I personally would prefer to not see any art or even just jokes abt ANY of that. Humanoid or not I Do Not See. #I don't block let alone report over that just. tag and don't bring that to my doorstep thx. #What I will at most block n judge is if you touch any of the kids idc in this franchise if they're just pixels. #Can you tell I am writing this close to midnight anyways this is all. This became like a completely dif post in the tags welp

[tortoisesshells]

245.

#something indescribably funny about burke getting cockblocked by barnabas usurping his own monster motif. #yeah yeah we've long since moved out of the realm of the metaphorical supernatural into the literal supernatural; it's a new show now; #but it's funny nonetheless. #okay. tho. all joking aside. this was a sweet scene. #the news from collinsport #victoria winters #burke devlin

[corujalesbica]

Every time someone new follows me, I check their blog, and then usually follow them back and go Yes!! New moot for my collection >:)

#yall wanna see my collection of moots #what a silly question ofc u do #this is let-me-ruin-that-for-you shes married to a succubus #that * points at orange thingie * is taraninja shes obssesed with a ficcional character #and that is agrebel18 whos also obssesed with a ficional character but like in a gay way #this is aeroisamazing who draws the cutest flowers #that * points at A Lesbian Person * is isapolvorita #one time i talked to her about wlw media and it was very fun #that is tiny-lesbean aka The One Time I Found Another Brazilian Person On This App And It Was Awesome #those are el-fandom-bird stars-and-birds and wanda-the-anaconda #i do not understand their relationship #but their interactions are funny and thats what matters #that is localtorispring theyre a tori kinnie #yeah im worried about them too #relating to alice osemans characters is never a good sign for ur mental health #im sure theyre gonna be ok thou #thats n0-important aka the funniest bitch around here #those are tragedy-at-its-peak and torikinnie321 my rl besties who are literally never on tumblr but i love em nonetheless #finally theres hyperdragonthings whose personality is self explanatory #and pyromoon8 is literally my brother #i have many moots but these are the ones i interact with the most thus my favorite artworks in my collection #im also not tagging anyone here if youve found this then youve found this #hope i didnt forget anyone yall are awesomeee

[loveofastarvingdog]

the funniest thing that happened in therapy was me bringing up the fact that i think i’m autistic and my therapist (after asking about specific things regarding social interaction and childhood function-milestones) saying she’s not sure i am, and then saying okay So You Are Probably Autistic after asking the questions about emotions etc

#timothy's txts. #my grade on masking remains an A <3 #it was so funny she was like hm maybe not ? and then Oh Yeah You Are #low functioning or whatever it’s called but autistic nonetheless #i did say i didnt want an Official Diagnosis i just wanted to Know #tw therapy mention

[aehmon]

amon constantly flirting with everything that moves but being genuinely shocked when wynonna comes to him at the end of 4.07 for a hookup…. big “i never thought i’d get this far” energy

#〈 ⸸ 〉 : ooc –– my body is an airbnb that i rent out to demons every thursday. #it’s funny but of COURSE i’m gonna overanalyze it !! #the kinky flirtatious persona is just as much a defense mechanism as doc’s rough asshole gunslinger persona #like yeah there’s some truth to it but it’s mostly an exaggerated front meant to be a wall #to stop others from trying to look deeper #makes it easier to hide in and ignore…. isolation by own self instead of the other #it’s fascinating!!!! #especially bc wynonna was the exact same way in the earlier seasons #god they could have been such a great duo. granted a super fucked up dysfunctional one but…. a great duo nonetheless

[wolf-2099]

saw a self ship dynamic meme and most of my ships can just be summed up with "coworkers to lovers" HVJBFJSBDKC

#dragon's ramblings #ok yeah szayelinx is more but theyre coworkers. literally they met because they wanted to work together #scarlet plague were coworkers first. and camukida. #this is all a big joke but its funny nonetheless

[ipegchangbin]

the way my sub!felix drabble still has more notes than my actual full length fic LMFAOO i got the memo yall

#💭 z is thinkimg #/lighthearted and positive !! #im not even complaining i cant blame the audience i tend to read drabbles more too #its just a lil funny like #i spent 30 mins writing matters vs 2 weeks in totality for smudgeproof #(ofc thats not accounting for the hiatuses between writing) #but yeah im a lil entertained by this fact and im grateful for all the engagement nonetheless

[malewifemanhunter]

#yeah ik it's for a movie but it's funny nonetheless #yeah I know my big boy words what about it #still haven't seen the podcast but that haircut has invaded my feed the past week so