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devilat-thedoor · 7 months

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who said something about nights changing???

#i’m gonna be sick #i’m gonna be ill #i’m gonna put my head thru a wall #i can’t do this #i’m gonna throw up #i need to cry #do you even get it #???#do you even understand #oh jakey #that’s baby #jake kiszka #greta van fleet #gvf

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ascendingtostardust · 6 months

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okay

#this is a lot…#Jakeys smile oh lord I’m going down #everyone LOOK AWAY #danny wagner #jake kiszka #my gifs

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alwaysonthemend · 1 day

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the return of lady jake... what a time to be alive 😌

#not my pics #oh god this is awful #jakey baby #jake kiszka

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goldenhypen · 6 months

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⋆｡⠐ happy ✧｡♡

✴︎｡⠐ birthday ⠐⚬⋅｡

⋅｡⠐ to the kindest cutest most loving cheerful hard working greatest prettiest handsomest funniest hottest jakey sim 🦭 ⚬♡⋅｡

⎯ ⋅ ♡ ⋅ ⎯

jake, my love and admiration for you go beyond words. thank you for blessing me with so much joy and love in my life. you’re an inspiration to so many and i’m so grateful for you and incredibly proud of where you are and who you’ve become. and you deserve all the best things, or at least to have the best birthday of your life this year <3 eat well and celebrate lots my love <3 i love you and happy birthday <33

#THE FIRST PIC #has me on my knees 🥲🧎🏻‍♀️#I CANT TELL YOU WHY I HAVE REAL TEARS IN MY EYES AS I PUT THIS POST TGT #i RLLY miss him :(#i love you jake with my whole entire heart #have the best day ever :’> <3 #sparing you all from the spam like last year djsnjd #life has gotten the best of me lately but i hope to be more active soon :’>#sorry i keep disappearing my loves #OH i also tried so very hard for the past idek how long.. MONTHS? to write smth for this special day but aha..#it looks like your girls stuck in a bad case of writers block again :’>#anyway i’ll come back soon #i miss you guys :(#i hate that i’m using his bday post as an update post 😭#happy jake day my loves 🥹🫶🏻#em speaks #♡#happy jakey day! <3

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feelslikegold · 9 months

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josh’s cheese process!! 😭

#CUTIES OH MY GOD :(((((((#JAKEY IS SO WITCHY AND SO WIFE #jake kiszka #josh kiszka #danny wagner

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kitnita · 4 months

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jason robertson postgame — DAL vs STL — 12.27.23

[we just talked about — the comebacks are great, but you don’t want to get down two-nothing.] yeah, I mean … a couple breakdowns. it’s hard — it’s hard, I mean, we’ve been doing it all year — all past couple of years, but it’s not gonna happen every game. [I think it’s six — five out of the last six games you guys have either had a situation where you’ve had to come back and you did. and so in five of them you did and this was the first one that you didn’t win, or at least get points.] yeah. I mean, like I said, it’s hard, hard to do. um … [laughs] it’s hard, it’s hard to score. but you know, you don’t wanna get in that situation. but I mean, it did feel like we played pretty well in the third period, yeah. [and then what’d you see on your goal?] yeah, I mean, I just — we got a big kill, very big kill, and just got on the ice and had some, um — you know, was kind of fresh, so. just trying to … get open, and roop found me, and then I was able to score. [do you feel momentum off that? I mean, I know you’re not a penalty killer, but do you feel momentum off the penalty kill?] yeah, absolutely. it’s a big moment in the game. um, a two minute five-on-three in the nhl is … I mean, it’s, you’re not looking good. but I mean, our pk has been — our five-on-three pk has been excellent this whole year, um … our pk has been excellent, you know, the wall made some saves. um, it’s unfortunate we couldn’t tie the game up.

#hockey #stars #dallas stars #jason robertson #sooooo many thoughts.#first of all the dumb faces he makes whilst trying his very hardest to be an active listener continue to compel me greatly #as does the way he can so ABRUPTLY flip the switch from laughing & goofing to having his serious face on. king of expressions #okay & also second of all #he did not have that cut in the video from his pregame media avail!#was i not watching the game actively enough alskdhfg. babe when did they cut your perfect face.#OH and lastly i'm obsessed w him calling wedge the wall. that is so dumb and perfect to meeeeee. jake is jakey & wedge is the wall #when will starsmin courtney doodle a little brick wall companion for the otter and robo doodlesonas. courtney i'm begging you.#z:edit

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leveragedlibrarians · 3 months

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AYO?????

#@dd cast list when??????#i need to know if my jakey wakey poo will be returning #PLEASE i need my autistic cowboy #oh but i DO also need jenkins #and ezekiel of course #flynn #baird #just give be everyone back actually please #no reboot just continuation thank you #anyhoo #the librarians #leverage #leverage redemption

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sirjacobthomaskiszka · 1 year

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he is offensively pretty

#kinda rude to post when I’m asleep jakey but I forgive you #oh beautiful boy #i miss him #jake kiszka #greta van fleet

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devilat-thedoor · 6 months

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thinking of him…….and how beautiful he is…..and how he has the sweetest smile and cutest nose and the prettiest eyes. and he’s just a bundle of perfection and talent and he could never do any wrong because he’s jaket. he’s funny and dorky and goofy but he’s also so cool. like the coolest. the kind of cool you only see in 80s movies. and he loves music and he plays with his heart and soul and he loves his fans and his three brothers and his family. he’s living his dream and even though he sold out MSG, he’s so humble and so grounded. he went from playing in his garage to selling out arenas all over the world. he’s so so so special to me and i hope he never knows anything other than love and happiness for his entire life🤍

#jake kiszka #he deserves the fucking world #he deserves everything #greta van fleet #gvf #oh jakey

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direwombat · 6 months

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once again i am bringing you some werewolf au, first a bit of syb just trying so hard to do her job, and another snippet from jacob's pov of him continuing to be a violent and possessive creep <3 (also just for context, at the start of the first snippet, they're talking about renovations being done to st francis.

“Quite the project you’ve got goin’ here,” she remarks. “How long’ve’ya been workin’ on the place?”

“Couple months,” he answers, but doesn’t offer anything further.

Jesus, this is gonna be like pullin’ teeth, ain’t it? So, she tries again. “Y’all’ve worked fast,” she hums, pointedly admiring the work done and emphasizing her awe -- give his ego a little stroke. “Good craftsmanship too, by the look of it. Think you’ll finish it all before winter?”

He tilts his chin up, puffing his chest out -- preening ever so slightly at her words. Yeah, that’s what I thought, she thinks.

“That’s the goal,” he nods.

But, once again, he doesn’t volunteer any more information. So, she presses once more. “What’re ya gonna do with it once it’s done?”

He pulls to an abrupt stop outside a set of french doors and gives her a stern look and folds his arms over his chest. “Is this pertinent to your investigation, Deputy?”

She blinks, taken a bit back. “Well, no --”

“Then I’m not obligated to answer that.” He grasps the door’s handle, pushes it open, and steps inside.

Sybille narrows her eyes, focusing on the point on his back where his shoulder blades meet. “You realize that makes you sound suspicious,” she says evenly, and she follows him into a large office. The walls are covered in renovation plans -- blueprints, schematics, and various paint swatches cover every last inch. Even more documents and plans lay scattered across the desk, and tucked away in the corner is a small cot. The bed has been made, the corners of the worn green blanket are tucked neatly at the corners. Army regulation.

Wonder if he slept here last night?

“And you realize you can’t do a damn thing about it,” he says shortly. “Private property is private property, Deputy. What we do here is our business.” He strides over to the desk and fishes a ring of keys out from one of the top drawers. “Now, if you have any questions that are actually relevant to your investigation, I’d be happy to answer them. You and I both have more important things to do than engage in chit-chat.”Giving the bulk of the keys a little flip around where his finger is hooked through the ring, he walks back over to her and gestures to the door. “After you.”

Were she a smaller or less hardened woman, she might have been cowed by how he towers over her. There are some people who intimidate as easily as they breathe, and it’s become clear to her that Jacob Seed is just That Kind of man. Even his “after you,” a phrase and gesture that’s so becoming of a Southern Gentleman from Georgia, hides within it a direct order. A command she is expected to obey, lest she break the social parlance.

It’s not a fight worth having, so she nods and shuffles out of the office. The door clicks shut behind the two of them, and they begin walking back towards the courtyard.

“So,” she tries again, once again falling in step beside him, “how late were you here last night?”

“All night,” he grunts.

So, he did sleep here last night. “Anyone else with you?” To confirm your alibi? She doesn’t say.

“No.”

“You hear anything strange last night?”

“No,” he repeats.

She frowns. “What about any wolves howlin’?”

He glances down at her from the corner of his eye and snorts. “This is wolf country, Deputy. I hear wolves around here nightly. It’d be strange if I didn’t hear them howling.”

“How about screamin’? Or gunshots goin’ off?”

“Do you know what a mountain lion sounds like, Deputy?” Jacob asks.

“Pardon?”

“If you don’t know what you’re hearing, the call of a mountain lion sounds a lot like a human scream. Most accounts of people claiming a forest is haunted because they heard shrieking, are just people hearing mountain lions,” he explains dismissively.

“Fascinating,” she answers flatly. “Doesn’t answer my question, though.”

He sighs heavily, as if frustrated that his half-assed question for an answer wasn’t satisfactory to her. “No, Deputy. I didn’t hear any screaming or gunshots last night.”

and a bonus jakey pov of him continuing to be creepy <;e3

As tempted as he is to give the Deputy the run around -- to see just how fast and far she’d run to catch him -- she doesn’t give him the option to. Her cruiser’s front bumper never strays more than a few feet of his own back one, making it explicitly clear that she isn’t just going to let him take off with the beast currently held on the bed of his truck.

Besides, after smelling the shift in her scent when he picked the Feral up and carried it to his truck, he decided that playing nice, at least for the time being, would give him what he wants. The quickening of her pulse and the sweet, albeit suppressed smell of her arousal at his display of strength told him everything he needed to know. She’ll deny it -- loyal women like her always will -- but there’s a part of her that’s drawn to him.

She likes that he’s strong.

Picking up a dead body is nothing, his Wolf salivates. Let her see what we could do to Eli. Show her how strong we really are.

His grip around the steering wheel tightens until his knuckles turn white and he glances at his rear-view mirror. She’s driving with one hand on the wheel while her other arm is draped through her open window, a cigarette dangling from her fingers. Do it, the Wolf urges. We know where he lives. We can end this little problem right now. His fingers move of their own accord and he barely catches himself before subconsciously flipping his signal to turn back north.

No, he barks back. She’s human and has human sensibilities. She wouldn’t react to the normal mating rituals the same way a fellow werewolf would. He needs to be patient. Careful. If he’s going to pursue her, he has to treat it more akin to a hunt, rather than a courtship. He needs to lure her out; get her to trust him so that when she gets injured or frightened she comes running to him rather than Eli -- he needs to prove to her that he can protect and provide for her.

It isn’t enough to force her to be his. He needs her to choose him over Eli. Her submission to him needs to be voluntary. That way, when he finally does destroy the Hunter, he’ll do it in every way conceivable. He’ll break his spirit first, then his body. Maybe he’ll claim her in front of him. Just to see the betrayed look in his eyes when Jacob kills the love he thought he had. Just to make him hear how his dear, sweet Deputy howls like a bitch in heat, begging him to bury his knot inside her cunt and fill her with his pups.

Eli Palmer will die a humiliated and broken man.

His Wolf makes a low, pleased growl and is placated by the thought. Fine. The sheep suit can stay on, for now.

#wip wednesday #jakey's internal monologue is so funny #syb gets a little flustered watching him hoist a large animal over his shoulders like it's nothing #and jakey goes 'oh yeah. she wants me :)'#wip: the horror and the wild #still aiming for a halloween post for ch 1 but that's the optimistic goal #i've got like...four and a half scenes left to write.#which i might be able to accomplish if i hustle #but anyway. wip be upon ye

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sacredjake · 8 months

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