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ccraccz · 6 months

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How about a request where the reader is a security guard at the movie setting where the boys were filming and instead of arresting the boys for trespassing they decide ro help them with shooting and offering the boys props.

BREAK IN RECORD

Characters: Hearsteel boys x GN!Reader

Implied male reader (reader can be seen as fit and not very bulky. They are taller than ezreal but shorter than k'sante and Sett. It says cleavage once, mostly because i have a slight obsession with man boobs, sorry not sorry) the characters are color coded, Alune is bold white (Looks like this)

You had been standing around, walking back and forth, sitting, crouching, counting tiles, all the sorts to keep you entertained in this job. Your partner had gone to the bathroom an hour ago, and you've begun thinking that he'd sunk into the toilet, but he's probably either sleeping or he ditched you.

So, in uncomfortable shoes and the mandatory clothing you're made to wear, you fiddle around with whatever you can that is not your phone or watch. Your phone, sadly, had died, and your watch kept the time for your sanity, so if you started to tweet with it, you wouldn't be able to keep track of time and that'd be horrible for you.

Though, your thought process was placed on pause when you heard some masculine voices and the padding of a pup walking around.

"This is a bad idea."

"Yeah, but it's gonna be great for this music video! We just have to check if there's any security around"

"I'd think it would be best to ask if we can use this place for recording.."

"But that's not funnnnn"

"It's logical so we don't get charged for breaking into a place we shouldn't be in!"

They sounded quite far away from you

'This would be fun,' you thought, thinking of ideas to entertain yourself in this boring setting.

You could totally scare them while they're recording or something. While thinking, you forgot that you were out in the open, though still in the dark.

Their dog, a cute Rottweiler, waltzed right up and leaned on your legs, getting his short fur drilled into the fibers of your uniform pants, not that you cared. You looked up from the dog to see a green haired boy, looking around as if lost.

"Ernest?! Ernest, where are you? We need you for this scene!"

He wasn't lost then. He just wanted to look for the dog.

Sadly, even though you wanted to have some fun and joke around with them, you couldn't. First, you didn't want to stress out the pup in your arms, and second, you were extremely tired.

You sighed and crouched down to the level of the dog, petting him before slotting one of your arms under his chest and the other around his hips before lifting him. You had expected him to wiggle around on your arms, but he surprisingly didn't, Ernest seemed to be very tame, or well trained, you guessed.

You walked out of the shadows, dog in arms, and walked towards the male from behind. You were quite a bit taller than him, his head most likely being around your shoulder or cleaveage.

"You looking for this pup?"

You asked, knowing that he forsure was looking for the dog in your arms. You just didn't know how you could approach him other than asking him something like that. Why did you ask that again?

The green haired boy jumped up higher than a cartoon cat and let out this ear piercing screech that your work partner most likely heard (from wherever he is). He teleported three times, once farther away from you, once behind you, and once in front of you with a shy smile.

You noticed that he really had one of the cutest smiles and wait. He can teleport?

You blinked once. Twice. Three times.

"You can teleport??" "WHERE THE HELL DID YOU COME FROM???"

"I asked you a question first?!"

"You're the one who scared me!!!"

"OH my fuckin- whatever. Not the weirdest thing I've seen. Anyways, are you looking for this dog?"

He looked at your arms, the dog he'd been srarching for was litterally asleep and just dangling from your strong arms. He blinked and chuckled before nodding.

"Ezreal!"

A rainbow of voices (see what I did there?) echoed down the hall with a few loud and quick thuds from behind you, making you turn around and the dog to wake up.

Placing down the pup, you grimaced at the need to explain to the group of men and lady because she's also running with them. This made you nervous.

This is not one of the reasons you wanted this job. Whatever.

---------------------timeskip---------------------

"We deeply apologize for breaking in and disturbing you,"

"We're really sorry, we will leave in a few, we just need to put the things we used to record away."

"There's no need to apologize. You guys didn't seem to know, and it's all completely understandable. Since you guys are done with recording, and I'm just about to leave to go home, I'll help out in picking things up!"

While speaking to the two, who introduced themselves as Yone and Alune, you watched as the boys played around with Ernest or sat around watching (Aphelios, Alune told you when she saw you looking at him. You really were just entraced by his hair color). They seemed like sibling to each other.

"There's no need to do that. We're the ones intruding in the space we're we shouldn't be"

"Nah, it's fine. I'm probably going to quit this job either way. My co-worker ditched me, and I don't get paid enough. Not only that, the boss is just rude in general."

"Whatever you say, but we wouldn't want to bother you with such.."

"Like I said, it's fine! Also, I would rather do something like this than walk around for 7 hours."

Walking away, Yone following you, and Alune telling the boys to start getting ready to move to the next location that Sett had planned out for all of them.

You helped Yone carry some of the heavy stuff before K'sante, with a gentle and kind smile, took it from both of your hands, like the strong man he is. Yone, kindly asked you if you would carefully carry some of the recording equipment and mics, and with a soft smile, you took some of the equipment and followed behind Aphelios outside the building where he shows you were their truck is.

They were parked behind your, now totaled, car. You were shocked and almost dropped the easily breakable equipment in your hands because of the sight.

Aphelios was no different. When he heard you gasp, he turned towards you and turned to see what you were looking at. From your eyes and body language, he could tell that the car that was in front of theirs was yours.

He grabbed the objects from your hands and placed them on the floor near the car before standing in disbelief. When they got here, Sett had parked well enough, that car was not fucked up when they arrived.

Just what happened?

Ezreal, Sett, and Alune were close behind, and they saw you both just standing there. Curious, they looked at each other before walking over to ask. Their reactions were exactly the same. They froze in place.

They knew who did it though.

Kayn and K'sante were next, but they didn't react as bad as the group did. Yone exited right after him, empty-handed and ready to go, but he really didn't expect to see the whole group looking as if they were ghosts.

That is before he saw the cause of such reactions.

"...KAYN!!"

That rage filled call-out shock all of you out of your stupor and made Aphelios crouch down, pick up the cameras and mics from the ground, and run towards their truck. Everyone, minus Alune, else did the same, minus Kayn and yourself.

After the long, loud, and embarrassing scolding that Kayn got from Yone, he was sent to the back of their truck, where he would hold the objects.

Yone apologized again and again and again, asking you how much you'd like to repay or buy a new car. Anything.

But you weren't as mad as you thought you'd be. Maybe it was because you were still on shock, or it was because you were bored of the car, or maybe it needed repairing. You don't know, but you just shrugged his offers off.

"Please, we have to repay this mess one way or another? How can we help? Don't you need a ride back home? I bet you're tired from work. Are you sure?"

"Actually.... Yone..."

"Yes?"

"I'd like to work with you guys"

That took Yone off guard. You must have gone insane! Your car, right in front of you, is completely destroyed, and here you're asking to work with them? After one person of their group literally just killed your source of transportation???

"You... want to work with us?? Like a dancer or singer? Or like an assistant manager??"

"I wouldn't mind either or actually. Though I would think being an assistant manager would be best"

Yone shakes his head in disbelief. You've truly gone insane. He sighs before reaching out his hand forwards, you instantly taking it in yours and shaking it.

"Welcome to Heartsteel [Name], we'll talk more about joining tomorrow"

"Also, Yone, I'll take you up on that ride"

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OH MY LORD THIS WAS SO FUN TO WRITE LMAO!!!

So so sorry it took so long! School just started again so I have to get used to the rhythm of school days again.

I decided to write this in a different format because I wanted to try something new. Not only that, I tried to add a bit of everyone, but I really wasn't able to 😰😰.

Either way!!! I truly hope you enjoy this little goofy thing. Thank you so much for requesting lovely anon!! 🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡

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chrisginny · 2 years

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dps characters enjoying autumn my beloveds!!! cameron outwardly saying halloween is childish but still secretly going out to trick-or-treat dressed as a ghost. neil all excited for a new school year full of play auditions. ginny and neil going over lines together outside on a crisp october day. todd tagging along partly because neil forced him to (”neil i’m gonna sound so stupid in front of two actors” “oh c’mon it’ll be funnnnn”) but also because he loves neil and enjoys seeing him rehearse (and ginny’s a good friend of his by now as well). chris and ginny sharing warm drinks and making out underneath a blanket at chris’ house in the guise of a “friendly sleepover”. pitts and meeks geeking out about horror novels. charlie scaring the everloving shit out of everyone in true halloween spirit. all of the group gathering around a bonfire late on a cold november night to drink mulled wine and share poetry. ginny quoting sappho poems while chris blushes. a tipsy neil getting up on the rim of the bonfire and confessing his undying, everlasting love for todd to the entire group (todd thinks neil’s being dramatic but drunken words ARE sober thoughts sooooo). i could go on and on and on

#i'm so excited for halloween season it's not even funny #this post is like october-november 1960 and neil lived (canon) (they're all in their senior year)#gail speaks #dps #dead poets society #anderperry #chrisginny #chris x ginny

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loganslowdown4 · 1 year

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The Magnus Archives Listen-Through

Episodes 37-40 Season 1 (Finale)

✧Oh my god why is fire a theme WHY??

✧Gertrude? Picture of Gertrude??? I am confusion

✧Oh yeah let’s just look behind this false wall and FALSE WALL? NO DONT OPEN IT!!!

✧Jesus that ‘RUN!’ scared the shit out of me

✧Oh my god AN ACTUAL EPISODE WITH JUST THE CREW?? I am in love!

✧Oh they’re gonna die, well that’s just FINE *sigh*

✧Stop screaming I am literally at work I can’t look freaked out in front of my boss 😩

✧IS MARTIN A GHOST? Ahahahahahhqa

✧Martin being a ghost in the end would be one of the funniest callbacks, I’m going to remember this

✧Why do YOU have a tape deck? Lo-fi poetry readings I am SCREAMING 🤣🤣

✧Oh my god PLEASE GET TIM HIGH AGAIN THAT WAS THE FUNNIEST SHIT EVER

✧My god the idea of Martin digging one of these worms out of Jon’s leg with a fucking corkscrew… brb gonna faint

✧Ok Jane Prentice what the fuck is up with you? WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO THEM??

✧Uh..what happened to Sasha wha???

✧SO THIS IS ELIAS (he sounds sus as hell)

✧All statements from crew sound alright… wait SERIOUSLY WHAT IS UP WITH SASHA?

✧Martin found Gertrude in the tunnels murdered by a gun FUNNNNN look out Jon ahahahah

✧I’m glad Jon admitted to actually believing all the statements, especially the ones he recorded. I love that he has layers.

✧My money is on Elias being Gertrude’s killer, we shall seeeeeee

So that was season 1! I seriously can’t wait for season 2, this was so friggin fun!

#the Magnus archives #TMA #TMA listen through #first time listener #tma podcast #Jonathan sims #Martin Blackwood #TMA Tim #TMA Sasha #TMA Elias #tma jane prentiss #TMA season 1

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boomblebee-420 · 1 year

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Snowflakes: A Renga Fic

A small story I thought up this morning :)

Content: Fluff, slight angst? (just Reki and his conflicted feelings)

Fandom: Sk8 The Infinity

Pairing: Reki x Langa, a bit of MatchaBlossom too

Warnings: Swearing

Part 1:https://www.tumblr.com/oliverwashere420/711729829990514688/snowflakes-a-renga-fic-pt-2?source=share Reki wasn’t sure when he fell in love with Langa. But he was pretty sure it was when Langa duct taped his feet to an old broken board and skated like the wind was disappearing and he was trying to catch up with it. When he made it snow on a warm night.

Langa is his best friend. One of his only friends. He couldn’t give that up. So what was he to do? Hide his feelings and suffer in silence? Or confess and risk losing the one person he loves the most?

He decided to ask Joe for help. Joe has experience in the love department, right? So one night at S, while Langa was chatting with Miya and Shadow, he asked, trying to be covert about it.

“Hey, Joe,” He asked, quietly. “Have you ever fallen in love with someone…close to you? Like your best friend? Or something like that?”

Joe gave him a long look, and a small, smug smirk. Joe knew exactly what was going on, but played dumb. “Well, yeah. I guess.”

“How’d you…deal with that? Did you confess?”

“Nope.”

“What? But why? What would happen if you did?”

“I didn’t need to confess. We just kind of…fell together. Helped that we’ve been friends since we were teenagers.” He smiled fondly, remembering his teen years with Cherry.

“Teenagers…?” He thought for a moment. Who the hell was Joe’s friend back then? “Wait, are you talking about CHERRY?”

“Who else would I be talking about? Just don’t tell him I told you, he’s under the impression everyone’s clueless about our relationship.”

“Everyone IS clueless!”

“Not anymore, thanks to you,” Kaoru said, from behind them. “You dumbass gorilla, I told you not to tell anyone!”

“I didn’t! He figured it out, four-eyes!”

“Oh shut up, asshole! You made it obvious!”

“He was bound to find out eventually! Besides, he needs help bagging Langa. The kid’s hopeless.”

A huge blush spread across Reki’s face. If you looked closely, you could even see steam coming out of his ears.

“Wha- I never said anything about Langa! Or me! This isn’t about me! I was just curious! That’s all!” He exclaimed, waving his hands around wildly and then covering his beet-red face.

“It's pretty obvious you’re in love with him, Reki.” Cherry sighed. The kid really was hopeless.

“N-no, I’m not!”

“Your face tells a different story.”

“Shut up!”

Hearing all the commotion, Langa walked over to where the three skaters were standing.

“Is everything okay?” He asked, a concerned look on his face. “I heard yelling.”

“E-everything’s great! We were just talking! About, uh, cars!” Reki said, smiling awkwardly and scratching the back of his neck. “Just cars!”

“Cars?” Joe said, raising an eyebrow and half-smiling. This was fucking hilarious.

“Yes, cars, Joe!”

“Oh, okay. Cool. I’m gonna go back to talking with Miya now. I want to race with him.” Langa said, giving them a look before turning back around and walking back to where Miya and Shadow were standing.

“Have funnnnn!” Reki yelled after him. Once the blue-haired boy was out of sight, he turned on Joe. “Idiot! You could have given me away!”

“I thought you weren’t in love with him?” Cherry asked cooly.

“I-I’m not!”

“Keep telling yourself that, kid.” Joe laughed.

“I’m not in love with him!”

“Yeah, yeah, we believe you.” Joe said, wiping a small tear from his eye. Cherry couldn’t help but laugh as well. Not very loudly, but a laugh all the same.

Reki sighed, looking over at Langa and watching him talk to Miya. A cool breeze swept across the concrete, blowing Langa’s hair around in a blue flurry. He wondered how soft his hair was. It looked like he took good care of it. When he thought about it, Langa looked like a snowflake. Sort of fitting.

Joe and Cherry looked at each other, both amused by Reki’s behavior. He was still red in the face. Slinging an arm around Cherry, Joe spoke up again.

“Well, Langa’s about as oblivious as they get, so if you want anything with him, you’re going to have to tell him how you feel.”

Reki sighed. “Yeah, I know. I just…don’t want to ruin anything.”

“I sincerely doubt that you’ll ruin it. Langa feels the same way for you. It’s blatantly obvious.” Cherry said, shoving Joe’s arm off. “And what did I tell you about PDA, you ape?”

“Oh, shut up! I do this with everyone!”

“You know I don’t like to be touched!”

“Do I look like I give a shit?”

“Don’t you make me get Carla, asshole.”

“Oh, I’m soooo scared!”

As Joe and Cherry continued arguing in the background, Reki looked up at the night sky, taking in the stars.

“Will I ever be able to tell him how I feel?”

End

A/N: Please tell me how I did! I would love constructive criticism. This is my first fanfiction.

#sk8theinfinity #matchablossom #renga #reki #langa #fluff #fanfiction

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helenawa-art · 8 months

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what is bg about all I know is that it's a game and I think you can fuck a vampire which makes it a 10/10 imo

Oh my god tia. You have no idea what you just asked me I'm gonna make a read more cause. Yeah. Sorry in advance for the wall of text 🙏

Okay so bg3 is a dnd type of game and I don't know much about those types of games cause this is my first time I'm playing one but okay the plot is basically: your character wakes up and is on a strange nautiloid and there are mind flayers that are basically like the enemy right and they're like let's put a tadpole inside this bitch brains so!! Your character has a mind flayer tadpole in their brain which is supposed to make you turn into one so the plot goes around how your character needs to find a cure for that. And get to baldur's gate which is a real place in the game lol

BUT that's just the beginning of it all cause there is soooo much story and so many characters and so many. Everything that is hard to sum up so.

There are multiple fantastic races and classes that you can choose to make your character and they're all really cool! If you wanna know, my character is a tiefling so she's half fire resistant and she's an assassin rogue cause I just adore playing as a rogue fr. The battle system is like goes with turns and yeah well pretty boring to explain but it's actually funnnnn.

I'm gonna talk about my favorite favorite part of this game that is the companions!!! So turns out you're not the only one who has the tadpole right and as the story flows you will meet other people with the same issue than you and you can have them in your party. As you complete their missions and interact with them you will earn their approval!!!!! Which is soooo cool to me. But you can also fuck it up and earn disapproval. You can also romance them if you have your approval high enough and want to!

Anyways, YES you can fuck the vampire his name is astarion and he's my companion he was originally a rogue but I needed to be the center of attention so I changed his class 😌 he's a little bitch I'm ngl but I'm surprised of how deep his character arc is! Cause at first he's like kind of flirty and just sarcastic and I was like nicee but then it was more and I'm like. NICEEE 😢. Sad sad vampire... I feel bad for you. I love him, a tragic vampire... He was really made for me truly

Anyways I could spend days talking about each of the companions cause I love almost all of them... With the exception of one and is just cause I'm kinda petty but yk. YEAH. sorry this was sooooo fucking long none of my friends really care about dnd games and I've been itching to talk about this with someone so thank you for asking 🤧🤧🤧 I'm gonna end this ask with a picture of astarion and another of karlach that will be my companion in my next run cause I love her!!!!!!!!

#ask 🏵️#you can tell i was dying to talk about it....... anyways

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moonjxsung · 2 months

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ALSKDKDJF OKAYYY !!! I’m glad it’s not a bother !!! I overthink sometimes alskdkjf

urgh so I am having A WEEK :( I hope it’s okay I rant a bit … alslkskdj

helurf okay so after midterms last week, I’ve been trying to like relax and give myself time to rest but IVE HAD SO MANY ASSIGNMENTS :((( and I’m so tired and burnt out and stressed cause I need to start studying for finals and ahhhhhh alsksjjdjf :(

okay now for some more fun updates!! i had fun at uni yesterday!! we had a super fun soil science lab we got to go into soil pits on the farm our campus has and analyze soil (ph, diagnostic horizons, colour, structure, texture etc) !! It was a lot of fun I’m gonna miss the class and my prof :( (it was my last lab)

another fun thing is its art market week at my uni so time to drop a ton of money on prints, stickers and crocheted animals !!! :D

AND okay so I made it into a special like abroad research kinda program/course in like that’s usually only available to upper years students but somehow I made it in alskkskdjdj . Anyways, we get to go to South Africa from like May 14-June 9 to do research and stuff in the field!!! and like IM SO EXCITED??? So anyways, the 19 students that also made it in (it’s a highly competitive program to get into) we had our second group meet up plus our prof (who taught my favourite class by far last term) yesterday and it was a lot of fun and we got free dinner which was super super yum and I can’t believe I’m actually going ahhhhh

and then I went to a friends house for dinner (yes, dinner again) which was fun we like catch up at least once a month and yeah

Anyways sorry for the truck load of information about my life weh

HOW IS YOUR LIFE STAR!!! I WANNA HEAR ABOUT YOU!! (With whatever ur feeling comfy sharing 💗)

🌱

UGH I always forget how close together exam season is WHYYYY ARE UR FINALS ALREADY RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER….. 💔💔 I believe in you angel manifesting all the best for you frfr you’re smart I know you got this 🫶🫶🫶🫶

AHHHH UR UNI LAB SOUNDED SO FUN I love labs where you just get to go outside and do stuff in nature it’s fr so healing 👼 I took a geology course in college where we got to go to this creek near my school and like test the ph balance of the water and it was so much fun being outside instead of cooped up in the lecture hall fr one of the best labs we ever did. AND the art market this week???? RAHHH HAVE SO MUCH FUN we used to have something similar at my uni and I would drop SO much on stickers not even joking my laptop is covered in them still :’)

ALSO OH MY GOD??? TO THE STUDY ABROAD PROGRAM?????? STOP THAT SOUNDS SO FIXKIFNT FUNNNNN IM SO EXCITED FOR YOU WYAHWJDNRJ CONGRATS ON GETTING IN BB ‼️‼️ I didn’t have to do study abroad when I was in college bc covid hit but I can’t wait to hear all about yours and live vicariously thru ur updates AHHHH and it’s coming up so soon !! WOWOWOWOW HAVE THE BEST TIME ILY ILY THATS SO FUN

My day was honestly vvvvv boring but it was productive! I had work and then I had a shit ton of laundry to do but I was tired as fuck and I have cramps bc my period started today so I got coffee first to wake me up and then after cleaning the apartment I caught up on Ateez vlogs and now I’m simultaneously writing and watching Zelda gameplay 👼 I think my emotions are like ten times worse rn because of my period so I’m just taking it easy but I have a huge party to go to this weekend and a lot of my friends are gonna be there so I need to get my shit together and stop being sad bc I don’t want to bring the mood down ☹️ why do I always have a party in the same week I feel like shit LOL the last time I had one my situationship and I got into a huge fight and my sister had to be checking on me like every 5 minutes bc I was borderline crying the whole night it was so embarrassing 😭 (I am so tired of crying over this same girl oh my god)

ANYWAYS I LOVE U ANGEL IM SO HAPPY FOR YOU AND I CANT WAIT TO HEAR ALL ABOUT UR STUDY ABROAD TRIP RAHHH THATS SO EXCITING CONGRATS AGAIN ILY ILY 🩷💖💞💘💕💓👼

#🌱 anon #ask

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wench-and-jezebel · 1 year

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Dark Angel Reaction: Haven

Jezebel (@typicalopposite) reacts [with occasional asides by Wench (@scripted-downfall)]

[I don't remember this much beyond a) it being one of my favorite s1 eps and b) Ishim being in it. Heads-up. Also, this episode is brought to you by me procrastinating on work and Jezebel eating ice cream… you can see which of us is living the high life :)]

☠️☠️☠️☠️ [NORMAL] That’s what I was wondering [NORMAL PULLING A RHONDA HURLEY???] YESSSS

Poor Logan [I knowwww]

[That was a very malicious gesture with the gas, just saying… She looked like she was gonna set fire to him aksdjf]

MAX! EMPATHY!!! HE JUST GOT STUCK IN A WHEELCHAIR; MAYBE DON’T GET PISSY THAT HE DOESN’T FEEL LIKE GOING HIKING

[Ma'am just wants s'mores; she doesn't care about Logan alskdjf] I sometimes wonder…. Did they not realize how unlikable she would be if they made her so angsty [I think they think this is what being a "tough woman" is… They outright call it "girlpower" later] Ooooof

[Oh, look, Jace's baby]

Also Logan says I didn’t say I was canceling… But… but. You kinda did 🤣🤣🤣

[btw, I knew Ishim from Intelligence before I knew him in Supernatural, which is why I remember him from this despite not having seen that episode when I first watched this season]

NOW HE’S TALKING IN CIRCLES

[I TOLD YOU SHE JUST WANTED S'MORES]

OH NO! The rednecks! [THIS FEELS LIKE THE SPN EP! With the Croatoan virus. Where Dean's looking out the front window at the blockade?] Yeah, strong SPN vibes

Creepy kid [I was just typing that alskdfj] Gotta love it

ITS TONY AND KATE [ALSKDJF WHERE'S THE IGUANA]

This damn kid… The kid’s the iguana

“Gimme my money”

[Technically, Max, you can still get s'mores on an Eyes Only mission]

["Eighteen restless spirits waiting for you to avenge their deaths" Ummmm SPN vibessss! Also. Let's shout about the corrupt cops while the corrupt cops could be listening… GENIUS]

The scene cut whiplash tho

[*aggressively bites marshmallow*]

Creepy kids like… creepy adult

Bitch I just said my aunt’s a doctor

[Ma'am spilling Manticore secrets to a bby :( She gonna get him killed] DOES SHE REALLY? [I don't know… I doubt it, but probably not for lack of trying, I see.]

This kid looks familiar 🤔🤔🤔

[Whyyyy is Logan on his own in Creepy, Creepertown?] Cause he is a strong independent man [Logan. This isn't going well.]

He has arriveddd [Yup!] OH MY GOD HES SO YOUNG [I KNOW.] AND EQUALLY CREEPY

[Oof, My Bloody Valentine vibes tho] ☠️☠️

😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨 aw man look at that… How quickly he noticed something wrong

[Well, at least they didn't pull out Logan's pool skills only for s2 jealousy reasons]

Ninja gf to the rescue! (I thought she didn’t notice at first) [ikr]

SAME, BARTENDER DUDE! that would be me

“How did my screwed-up genetics become about you?” When you made it about him??? [MA'AM, EMPATHY]

I still loveeee her hairrrr… Ack

Who is this kiddddd?

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Wench: I think it was the kinda-surreal, definitely-creepy vibes of this ep that made me remember it so fondly... tbh, it's definitely living up to my memory. Forgot Max was so annoying in it, though, because it was overshadowed by last ep

Jezebel: I swearrr this episode is giving me whiplash… Like, even down to Max’s attitude. She starts on something and it’s like oh, boy, here we go, but then she backpedals, and then goes full bitch again, and then apologizes. And I’m like!! EITHER COMMIT TO BITCHDOM OR STOPPPP BITCHINGGG

Wench: s2 is gonna be funnnnn

Jezebel: *sigh* this show and circles. Also this kid looks so familiar 🤔🤔🤔🤔

Wench: lkjasdflkj you and the kid… Go look him up then!

Jezebel: Idk but he was in an ep of spn too

Wench: Which?

Jezebel: “Party on Garth”

Wench: Huh. No clue but good to know

Jezebel: Lol. And the creepy vibe is amazing and a nice change

Wench: Seee!?!??! I'm telling you, that's why I remembered it. This is my favorite non-ep-17 s1 episode, and that vibe is why.

Jezebel: But yeah I think that’s all I have. Except omg them tipping that wheelchair over pissed me offfffff

Wench: See what I mean, though, by them just. leaving Logan's depression behind?

Jezebel: YESSSS UGH

Wench: Like, it's coming up, but only in a "oh, they're fighting" way. Not a "he just lost something important to him for the second time; he deserves adjustment" way. Definitely not a "he considered ending things last episode" way.

Jezebel: I HATE IT! Like I get that was just a plot point for the episode but tbf that’s not a plot point you should use for just one ep. That’s too heavy and too real.

Wench: And it's an issue that, like, actually affects people? And requires serious work to overcome? It. Bugs me. That it's just a minor thing that gets blurred past. You know what I mean.

Jezebel: Now granted back then shit was different and triggers weren’t concerns in media. But still I fully get it

Wench: Yup. Ready to go on, though?

Jezebel: Yes!

– – –

[Not the tip-over joke. Also… Bruh, why are y'all leaving the door open and unlocked]

They misheard the pulse as the purge

“I don’t know anything.” I just came to yell with you a moment

[Ishim be back] Ishim always be being an asshole [He's decent in Intelligence]

Oh shittttt. Buddy needs the girl to kick his ass again

“Nothing.” Buddy. Why didn’t you wipe your nose

Oooooof plot twisttttttt

[THE GRAVE DIGGING?!!?!? WE ARE IN AN SPN EP! Where's the salt? And the gasoline?]

PLOT TWISSSST

[These people (Max/Logan) be kinda stupid] ☠️☠️☠️ [That was kinda obvious ngl] SPN would have been a very short show had it been these two [Why, 'cause they'd die?] Yes ☠️

[Y'all, seriously? You couldn't clear the environment? MAX HAS SUPER-HEARING; SHE DIDN'T BOTHER TO MENTION THE KID EAVESDROPPING?] ☠️☠️☠️

Ishim’s so smol [asdflkjaldkfj he really do be… He's so short compared to the others 😭] I know! [They're gonna think you're impersonating me with that emoji] ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

[ISHIM CONTINUES TO BE SMOL] So smol. So angry [HE'S LIKE HALF THE OTHER DUDE'S HEIGHT ALSKDFJLAKDSJF]

Well shit

Child. You be a child

Creepy bby kid

LOGAN, MOVE THE CHILD AWAY FROM THE WINDOW

[btw, I TOLD you the gas was gonna be used for arson] ☠️☠️☠️

Is this the last time her seizures are this bad? [I think so. I don't remember them coming up again]

Oooof, he ded

This damn show... Bruh… Violent af

[Poor Logan, goodness] WELL SHIT

WELP

SHORT MAN CAN’T GET CLOTHESLINED… But it’ll take out his eyeballs

He favors Willem Dafoe

[Max going: "Appreciate her or I'll steal her; I don't have a mom"] ☠️☠️☠️ but she got a Logan she just doesn’t appreciate him

No. She. Didn’t. [Ma'am. “It’s good to know that when the superhero’s otherwise occupied, the sidekick’s ready to step in.” How is that your definition of a nice thing to say?] This woman-

– – –

Wench: We haven't had JamPony content in agessss :(

Jezebel: I KNOW. AND MORE CLOSING CIRCLES Ackkkkk

Wench: I think those go away in s2? Think? But the intro gets a monologue that... might be worse

Jezebel: ☠️☠️☠️☠️ Ohhhh no spinning baby and angst talk! 😭😭😭 Lord help me

Wench: It's baddddd. But anyway... endpoint!

Jezebel: Just like with the heavy topic of the last ep being pushed under the rug… Max’s seizures just suddenly reappearing only to not be mentioned again…. Will be equally as annoying

Wench: I always wanted them to show up in s2 because other transgenics show up. Other transgenics who likely weren't told about their tryptophan deficiency. And yeah, maybe not all of them have it, but we know the X5s do, so Alec, Biggs, and the other X5s should have had some kind of scene about that imo.

Jezebel: Yeah

Wench: It would have been nice if it made her confront the relative comfort of her life, tbh. Because she at least knows all this stuff about herself and Manticore, whereas the others are literally thrust into the deep end without warning,and all because she decides to take down Manticore and act like she didn't cause any problems. Is it likely? Nah. Would it have been nice? Yeah

Jezebel: Yeah that’s fair!!

Wench: Anyway, go on.

Jezebel: It feels like they either got bored with the seizure storyline. Or it was too much to keep up with on top of the other story lines. But then this being the ep AFTER Logan’s heavy ep… they needed to make him the hero even from the chair… and to do that she had to be down and out.

Wench: I could be wrong about them dropping it, btw. But I don't remember it coming back.

Jezebel: Fair… But it also hasn’t been in like the past 4 eps… or more

Wench: This is true

Jezebel: So yeah it seemed so out of the blue. Also what was the point of these people killing this family? I know they said but I didn’t catch it and I’m like….

Wench: Basically... racism

Jezebel: Ahhhh 💔💔💔💔

Wench: When the Pulse hit, everyone blamed "outsiders.” And that family had gas and food when everyone else didn't. So the townsfolk came to the "obvious" conclusion that they knew what was gonna happen and shored up on supplies ahead of time. Thus, they attacked.

Jezebel: Ahh 💔💔 that’s fucked

Wench: Yeah. I don't think that storyline ever returns either. Other than that, the Pulse basically isn't addressed. They use it as worldbuilding, but don't do much by way of development with it. Again: I think. It's been a bit since I saw these episodes

Jezebel: ☠️☠️☠️☠️ Plot holessss. Gotta love em

Wench: BUT! Plus side! One more episode 'til Ben :) And next episode is OC-heavy

Jezebel: BUT SAD?! ACK!

#dark angel #dark angel reactions #reactions #episode reactions #s01e15 #haven #max guevara #logan cale #jezebel (pr)

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sunnymegatron · 1 year

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This is gonna be a funnnnn @ZipperMagDotcom live stream! Many assume #electroplay wands are only for intense "stuff" BUT they have a more gentle & playful side too! Soooo VERSATILE! 😍⚡💡 My favorite is Kinklab's Neon Wand + the Power Tripper attachment. For me, the Power Tripper really makes this pairing PERFECT! It gives me the option to kick up the intensity plus it allows me to turn almost any conductive metal object in my house into an electric tool. SO MUCH FUN! Forks, tin foil, dental tools, holiday garland, and sooooo much more! Oh and it also can turn *me* into the electrode too! ⚡😍 Many people feel a little scared & intimidated by estim or assume it's only for "hard core" play. It's actually not! Or well, it doesn't *have to* be! While you certainly can choose to use it that way, there are tons other options & it's pretty easy to operate too. Lemmie give you an introduction & overview on Wednesday on Zipper Magazine's IG live at 1pm PT Also, *cough cough* THERE MIGHT BE A SURPRISE! 🤔😯 I mean, I'm just daydreaming out loud here ... but wouldn't it be super cool if Zipper Magazine ... oh, I don't know ... *really* wanted one of their lucky followers to try out the Neon Wand & Power Tripper?! And hmmm, maybe if @StockroomDotCom could help out with that somehow....? And maybe, just maaayyybe I'll have something to announce on Wednesday too .... But shhh, you didn't hear that from me 😉🤐😂 And please don't tell the Zipper Magazine people I said anything-- shhh. I hear their Editor-in-Chief runs a tight ship .... (😂🤣😂 Kidding -- that's *ME*) ********** Reposted from @zippermagdotcom Are you curious about Electric Play? Come join @sunnymegatron on our IG Live Wednesday, 1/11 at 1pm PT/4pm ET to talk about this electrifying topic! #electricplay #estim https://www.instagram.com/p/CnOZpXAOQoa/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

#electroplay #electricplay #estim

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jollyroz · 1 year

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Jjba reader insert pt1

A/O note: a bit OOC for some characters and Y/n is non-binary but is mistaken for a girl* english is not my first laungage please dont bully me

“Wow wow wow aint no wayyy” i said in disbelief “this-this art style,i cannot be mistaken..qm i in..JOJOS BIZZARE ADVENTURE!!!???” I looked around my surroundings just a bit longer “ hehe im big and strong! More than i was before” “ wait nevermind this is probably just a dream hehe a very good dream” i poked a a tree “wow this be feeling a bit too real now..but this cant be real..right?” I began to have a intrusive thought..what if i stabbed myself? to see if this is a dream? Spoiler alert! The intrusive thoughts won! I grabbed a twig and.. “AHHHH WHFG USGMORSVJH AHHH THAT HURT LIKE A FRICKING BRICK DROPPING ON TOP OF MY TOE!!!” Okay this is real! Da fuq that hurt but then once was a bleeding mess turned into a clean normal hand, no traces of injuries, okay thats…cool ig but wait what does this mean? Im invicible? Woudve been more helpfull not being able to feel pain aswell but ig i cant really complain.

Mysteriously a note apeared “hello there! My name is not important but what is important is you knowing whats going on! You have been transported into jjba because ive seen how much despair your in in real life! Your invicible but still able to feel pain, sorry about that! Your in the first season, phantom blood! Try not too change the timeline too much you are in the part of the timeline were dio and jonathan are teens, u will be aged up because thats why u look like a teen,u may leave to the next season whenever u want thats all you will have a stand when your in star dust crusaders but for now you dont have anything other then not being able too die thats all if u got questions say “TIME STOP question!“ u may also use to this for fun just yell “TIME STOP” so ig im DIO now

“Okay seems trustworthy now time too find best boi jonathan and hot bi vampire“

TIME SKIP

“Phewf- finally made it to the joestars manor..its frickin big. Now how would i get in…maybe go to dio and harass his ugly ass friends so they tell dio about me and that im looking for him? Sure, plus there weak wtf are they gonna do cry me too death?” Hehe this go be good wait how would i find them?, just then another note appeared “ hello yn ive ajusted somethings u cant feel pain and can teleport were ever u please have funnnnn”

Holly shit bro im basicly OP at this point but anywayss time to harrass some ugly mfs “waitt how do i teeport do i just think where i wanna teleport too? Yeah imma try that” *thinks about teleporting too dios friends* “AHHH h-hey what the fuck!?!? that random girl just apeared outta nowhere!??? Wtf-“ oh my god…there more uglyer in person “listen man, i dont like how u look..so im gonna beat u up, and if u think about it..thats a very reasonable reason haha” h-hey girls cant fight! Plus dont u know who we are?” Mistakes? “ yes your dios friends of course!” “Y-yeah! So dont do anything o-or dio will mess u up really badly!” “Do you actually think dio cares about you? He doesnt just so u know..but send a message too dio that yn is looking too talk to him” “w-why would we do that? “ the second dude says “ because if u dont then you wont make it out alive 😊”

2 strong punches later….

Oookay i did not expect me to be THAT strong uhh they will wake up eventually uhm for now i guess ill just “AHH OKAY WELL TELL DIO ABOUT YOU AND WHEN WE DO YOUR GONNA REGRET THISS “ i doubt that, the two boys run away like mice everythings going according too plan now what too do?? I could cause the butterfly affect if i do anything more, so lets not do anything for now and wait until Dio gets here,

#fanfiction #jjba #readerinsert #nonbinary #jojoesbizzaradventure

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