#omgcp headcanon

[wrathofthestag]

So I have a new headcanon that eventually, Jack will write a cookbook. After years of watching Bitty cook, Jack picks up a lot. At first, he's shy in the kitchen and looks to Bitty for reassurance and guidance. Gradually, he dives into cooking with gusto. Much to Bitty—and Bob's—delight, he becomes more fearless and adventurous in the kitchen.

With Bitty's busy schedule, Jack begins cooking more meals at home. He approaches Nate the team's dietitian for info on cooking for athletes. They have long chats and Nate gives him lots of books and recommends some online courses if Jack is "really interested." Which he is!

Jack then finds himself making lunches for the guys. Tater draws a cute little cartoon of Jack with a chef's toque that he tapes to the nook wall.

Like everything Jack approaches, he is 110% and is diving into the science of food, particularly in relation to the athlete. Bitty is charmed beyond belief.

"Honey, this is delicious and you have definitely outdone me when it comes to cooking for the team."

"Euh, thanks, Bits."

Jack blushes but feels good when he brings food for the Falconers. And blushes even more when the guys chirp him as they happily dig into Jack's creations. It's then that Jack finally understands, truly understands what Bitty feels when he cooks for others.

Soon, FalcsTV is always abuzz about Jack's cooking, especially with Tater's What's in Zimbonni's Kitchen? segment. So, it's no surprise when Bitty's agent approaches Jack about a cookbook for athletes.

"Bits is the chef, not me," he quickly replies.

But Bitty's agent, and Bitty, smile. Soon the book debuts and, of course, it's a hit.

Shitty and the team chirp Jack within an inch of his life.

"What's with the beefcake photo, brah?" Shitty razzes (as the pride shines on his expression).

Bitty quickly shushes him.

"The publisher knows what the masses want, Byron."

Jack's a little embarrassed, but ultimately, he doesn't care. He's proud of the work he's done and smiles as he puts a copy of Eat More Protein next to all of Bitty's cookbooks in their kitchen.

#jack zimmermann #omgcp headcanon #jack zimmermann head canon #zimbits #jack zimmermann art #OF COURSE it's named Eat More Protein #my FF #hey! i wrote a little something #food mention #:D #pic from pietro boselli IG

[zimmerdouche]

dex, drunk, in the kitchen with bitty. circa 2017: i’m like the lost property brother, but i flip gingerbread houses

bitty: you’re so wise

#lynn talks #omgcp #omg check please #check please #omgcp headcanon #will poindexter #eric bittle

[baselessomgcpheadcanons]

Johnathan Hopper, being from the Chicago/Evanston area, is a major Fall Out Boy fan.

#johnathan hopper #hops #hops omgcp #omgcp #omgcp headcanon #omgcp hc #omg check please #check please

[rainbowsandbutterflies029]

Jack Zimmermann has a busted up android even though he can afford to buy a brand new smart phone for every single player on the Falcs + Front Office. You cannot convince me differently.

#omgcp #omgcheckplease #omgcp headcanon #jack zimmermann #he also doesn't have a phone case #he always drops his phone and its fine #except when it wasn't #he dropped it in the hotel lobby one day and picked it up and the screen was shattered #bitty yelled at him to get it fixed

[omgcpausandstuff]

#omgcp #omgcp headcanon #i got polls but im not choosing violence yet I dont think

[parvuls]

my favorite headcanon: the only season in jack's whole entire career where he isn't 110% focused on getting to and winning the cup is the one leading up to their wedding. bitty and he did plan around the playoffs, and are getting married later in the summer, but still - for the first time ever, some part of jack thinks it won't be so bad if the falcs get eliminated and he has more time to participate in the wedding preparations with bitty.

so of course, that is exactly the season the falcs win the cup again. bitty can't decide if he's more proud/overjoyed or angry about it.

#omgcp #omgcheckplease #zimbits #bitty: honey I know it's game 4/7 and everything hangs in the balance #but my mother AND your dad called me SIX TIMES today and I think I'm about to commit a crime. call me back #jack (weeks later to his barely sane fiancé): bud. I'm really sorry. but we were winning? and then. well. now I can give you another ring? #haha. uh. bits? maybe put the pie knife down? #headcanons #jack x bitty #text

[transwicky]

Wicky didn't know why he was so bored. He absolutely knew he could be doing homework but he couldn't concentrate on it and he was just so. Bored.

There was also the fact he got distracted on the ice and missed getting that pass.

Jack had chewed him out majorly for that.

He also forgot to do his laundry like. Four days in a row.

Oops.

It was Ransom who asked if he had ADHD.

"uh. What's that?"

Ransom had him talk to the coaches.

Coach Murray was laughing as Coach Hall sighed, but suggested he talk to a doctor or therapist or something.

Well, one of them got him tested and apparently he has ADHD.

And then he was prescribed Adderall.

He finished his homework the same day, did his laundry, and he actually was focused on the game that night.

Holy shit.

Didn't explain Coach Hall hitting his head on the desk that night after the game, though.

(Coach Hall was exactly like Wicky as a teenager and he's crying over having to go through what his own coach did/said he hoped he went through as a coach.)

#give me all the adhd headcanons right now #omgcp #pacer wicks

[luminarai]

stuck on a different wip so here are a couple of sketches with lardo being the campus girl crush and jack about to make bitty’s head explode just by existing

#my art #omgcp #omgcheckplease #check please #sketches #jack zimmermann #larissa duan #lardo #this is what the bisexuals want #it’s me I’m the bisexuals #and also these two tbh that’s a headcanon you can wrest from my cold dead body #q

[wrathofthestag]

I love how we often write Jack as having 2-in-1 shampoo/conditioner in his condo, much to Bitty’s dismay and horror.

Please. That boy's mother is a former supermodel. You know his bathroom is full of MALIN+GOETZ and Le Labo products.

2-in-1? Jack Laurent Zimmermann has never.

#jack zimmermann #omgcp headcanons #'i like how they smell bittle' #when he's in NYC he stocks up on Santa Maria Novella soaps #the sandalwood and violetta ones

[zimmerdouche]

fall 2017 smh is watching a breakdown of their most recent game on tv and an announcer lets something slip about them being “the gayest hockey team in america”

they immediately design and order t shirts

#lynn talks #you can pry this hc out of my cold dead hands #omgcp #omg check please #check please #omgcp headcanon

[baselessomgcpheadcanons]

Derek Nurse has a natural, stunning talent for accents and impressions.

#derek nurse #derek nursey nurse #nursey #omgcp #omg check please #check please #check please headcanon #omgcp headcanon #baseless omgcp headcanon

[rainbowsandbutterflies029]

SMH is obsessed with Shoresy

When Letterkenny first came out, it was all Ransom talked about. Even though he didn’t grow up in small-town Canada, the show was relatable AF and funny as all hell. He would send gifs in the group chat, or quote it so much that even Holster had to put a stop to it. 

Jack quietly watched the show, chuckling at his laptop in his hotel room on roadies. He lived for the dry humour, and he even introduced his parents to the show. Alicia Zimmermann just rolls her eyes when her son and husband fill the family group chat with Letterkenny quotes. Those boys and their shows, at least they’re bonding over something.

Now, when Shoresy comes out in May of 2022? All bets are off. 

Ransom, who’s doing a fellowship with a hockey team in Ontario as a physical therapist after deciding to get his masters in Physical Therapy during the pandemic, binged the show on Crave the day it came out and immediately began pestering the rest of the guys to watch it too. 

There were some protests but then Jack made Bitty watch it with him (OK, Jack was re-watching it and just knew that his husband would love it too). Bitty had to admit defeat on the group chat and that was the end of it. The group chat was retitled “The Sudbury Blueberry Bulldogs” for basically the entire summer of 2022, and then it was “Shoresy Fan Boys” after that. 

Bitty sends a blueberry pie to the first day of production for the second season in Sudbury because apparently Jack and Jared Keeso are friends now? Jared gave them an open invitation to his house in Québec? 

The group gets together on the day that the second season comes out, anyone who can’t be there in person is facetimed in. They marathon the entire season in one sitting. 

#Bob tried to get a role on Shoresy but they said no #He tried to get Jack on it but hes an NHL player who lives in Providence #The entire group chat was just 'give yer balls a tug' for about a week straight #Dex put the group chat on silent because he could not deal #Nursey sent him screenshots anyway #omg check please #omgcp #omgcp headcanon #can you tell i want season two of shoresy?

[omgcpausandstuff]

I think if Jack and Bitty were ever put into a situation where they go head to head with other couples in some kind of competition, they would not be normal about it.

Like, they do something with the Falconers, and some people expect Jack's competitiveness to be lessened by Bitty's presence - he looks positively relaxed when they're together and Bitty is so friendly!

However, they are wrong because Jack and Bitty Are A Team, and they Need To Win.

#evidence: the extra where they play flag football #also all of those falcs TV extras where its obvious Jack is trying his best to win instead of goofing off like everyone else #zimbits #omgcp headcanon

[parvuls]

jack's Thing is being too competitive for his own good. jack post-retirement is still jack, so instead of it manifesting as headstrong-ing his way from rehab right back to hockey, in retirement he gets into a life of really petty competitions with the neighbors. best-kept front lawn. most outrageously decorated house on christmas. most fearsome pta parent to ever be involved in their kids' education. he and mr. hicks from four houses down the road nearly dropped gloves over their children's competing lemonade stands and bitty had to deliver three pies to make it blow over without a lawsuit

#omgcp #omgcheckplease #jack zimmermann #bitty is one of those 'keep your friends close and your enemies bribed with southern charm and baked goods' people #much like his mama #jack is more like: 'bittle. do you think our halloween decorations are scary enough. I think they might not be scary enough. #jill kept giving me smug looks in the store yesterday. maybe I should learn to hand carve a scary pumpkin. bittle? bits what do you think' #kind of people you know #text #headcanons

[zimms]

can we talk about the fact that holster lived in iowa for a bit like what the fuck was that about?

#in fairness he has Such iowa vibes #but still #wait did i hallucinate this #is this a 2016 headcanon that got buried too deep? #omgcp

[xxlittle0birdxx]

For @displayheartcode

Headcanons for the Bittle-Zimmerman farmhouse:

Bitty keeps a garden. He plays Beyoncè for his heirloom tomatoes. The strawberries are Swifties. His herb garden prefers whatever Spotify playlist Jack uses when he goes on his morning runs. Jack started talking to the basil in French. Bitty ended up making pesto.

The kitchen takes up half the first floor. It’s the heart of the house. Clearly. It has a big stone fireplace that Bitty has used to cook things. Jack has pizza delivery on speed dial when Bitty announces he’s going to cook in the fireplace. It always smells like freshly baked bread. Bitty’s sourdough starter is named Blanche. Like the Golden Girl. She’s a sassy bitch. There’s a sitting area and breakfast nook. If they have parties, everyone gravitates toward the kitchen. It has a door that leads directly to Bitty’s hothouse. The kitchen is painted butter-yellow. There is more than one oven.

Jack found the dilapidated farmhouse while he was taking a drive to clear his head one weekend. He liked the wraparound porch. He pulled into the drive and instantly saw Bitty and a couple of kids cavorting in the yard. He put an offer on it the next day.

The wall of the staircase has Jack’s photos on it. Mostly black and white photos. The mantle of the living room fireplace is crowded with family photos. Most of them are candid shots.

There are six bedrooms, four full bathrooms, and two powder rooms. Tater practically lives there during the off-season. Ransom, Holster, Chowder, Nursey, and Dex call it Haus 3.0. Nursey finished his first novel in one of the guest rooms.

Alicia and Suzanne helped pick out the furniture. It looks nice, but can withstand an entire NHL team celebrating a Stanley Cup win.

There’s a photo of Patrick, their youngest, recreating Jack’s first encounter with the Stanley Cup during his first encounter with the Stanley Cup. In all fairness to Patrick, he was only 3 months old.

Jack built an outdoor kitchen for barbecues. Bitty uses it to can his jams.

Jack learned food photography. He does the photos for Bitty’s cookbooks, but uses a pseudonym. (His first and middle initials and his paternal grandmother’s maiden name.) All the photos are done in the kitchen, dining room, or the back deck/outdoor kitchen.

#omgcheckplease #omgcp #headcanon #bittle zimmermann farmhouse #eric bittle #jack zimmermann #zimbits