#you can pry this hc out of my cold dead hands

[sabellart]

the first time anakin saw obi wan flirt to his advantage he was, quite surprised, to say the least

#sabeldraws #my art #you can pry this hc out of my cold dead hands #obi wan is a flirt #obi wan kenobi #bi obi wan #anakin skywalker #padawan anakin #sw fanart #star wars #tcw #the clone wars #codywan #ventrobi #quinobi #obitine #obimaul

[zimmerdouche]

fall 2017 smh is watching a breakdown of their most recent game on tv and an announcer lets something slip about them being “the gayest hockey team in america”

they immediately design and order t shirts

#lynn talks #you can pry this hc out of my cold dead hands #omgcp #omg check please #check please #omgcp headcanon

[mako-neexu]

cerny's fluffy body isnt true i refuse to believe it even if its cute anyways i want to give guda x30 nightmares after the cerny fight so as a human who has seen Many Things, i believe that morgan, oberon, guda and castoria saw cerny as cerny concept art (true form) while the rest saw fluffy cerny (false form made to make sure those cant handle cerny's true form can still see cerny)

#you can pry this hc out of my cold dead hands #fgo #fate grand order #lb6

[redhead-reporter]

º ✧ 。now that it's december, this is your friendly reminder that while peter is jewish? mj was raised christian (i mean, in name only, the watsons were HARDLY devout) and celebrated christmas her entire life. so while she does eventually convert to marry him? they continue to celebrate BOTH holidays at the house on amfan ave, the decorations intermingled with each other on the mantle and in the front windows.

and of course they do - peter and mj love anything and everything that gives them an excuse to bring the people they LOVE together, to stop their admittedly insane lives to reflect on all their BLESSINGS. they throw the sort of parties that have may and anna SMILING, wherever they are - the door always open for anyone who needs a place to go, plenty of food and drink to go around even if it means their budget for january is painfully tight.

#you can pry this HC out of my cold dead hands #º ✧ 。 if it takes my heart and soul you know i'd pay the price mj && peter #º ✧ 。not the girl i was or used to be insomniac verse

[demetriandelibinaryboyfriends]

@allvalley100

Prompt: First and Last

Pairing: YasMoon

(CW for referenced underage sexual content)

***

People are always surprised when they find out Moon lost her virginity to Yasmine.

It was freshman year. Parked at a Malibu overlook, they kissed in Yasmine’s car until they both got carried away.

There were others after. Hawk. Piper. Alya from Sociology 101. Justin from the Vegas rave.

None remotely compare.

Now, with Paris shining outside and the hotel bed surrounded by peach and lotus candles, Moon realizes why.

“Don’t space out on your own honeymoon.” Yasmine pulls her under the covers.

If all goes as planned, the first person she made love to will also be the last.

***

@karatecaulfield they <3 <3 <3

#allvalley100 #yasmoon #yasmine x moon #moon x yasmine #yasmine cobra kai #moon cobra kai #cobra kai #cobra kai season 1 #(when I think their first time was) #(or a little earlier) #cobra kai season 2 #cobra kai season 3 #cobra kai season 4 #cobra kai season 5 #I just love the idea of Yas and Moon trying to be “just friends” after messing around for a while #but they never really get over each other #and they eventually find their way back to each other <3 #I definitely do think Yas took Moon's v-card btw #you can pry this hc out of my cold dead hands

[chewing-the-drywall]

Izzy drinks disgustingly strong coffee in the morning becuase he perceives being sleepy and groggy in the morning as dangerously vulnerable and that it would put him at risk of being stabbed or thrown overboard.

He has a canister of dried chamomile flowers in his room (which he replenishes during the rare trip to port). After dinner he carries a mug of hot water to his room and quietly brews himself a mug of herbal tea to wind down from the day and to help him sleep.

#headcanon #you can pry this hc out of my cold dead hands

[emmcfrxst]

Ack, probably missed you being drunk and horny 😜 but a mutual masturbation ficlet with f!reader and Arthur?

Arthur doesn’t think he’s gonna last.

Screw that, Arthur knows he’s not gonna last.

You look like you came right out of a painting; pretty lips parted in a series of moans, back arching off the plush hotel mattress, skin shimmering under the moonlight with a mix of sweat and arousal. Your thighs are spread obscenely wide, leaving room for Arthur to curl his fingers inside you, thumb drawing tight little circles over your clit. He can feel your body trembling from the pleasure his touch brings you, his own hips bucking into your hand, breath leaving already empty lungs when your thumb slides over his tip on the way up. He chooses to retaliate, free hand sliding up your body to gently pinch one of your nipples, making you cry out in a way that has him ache with desire. Your thighs shake as your orgasm washes over you, soaking Arthur’s fingers.

No, Arthur might not last.

But he’ll be damned if you don’t come at least twice before he does.

#i want to bite this ask and shake it between my jaws like a feral animal. #arthur morgan x reader #arthur morgan imagine #arthur morgan smut #arthur morgan fic #rdr2 smut #rdr2 fic #rdr2 imagine #twola #answered #mutuals <3 #hotel sex again because arthur would spoil the fuck out of his s/o! you can pry that hc from my cold dead hands

[lasthaysileeshipper]

So I’m pretty firmly against the idea that Madge was associated with any sort of organized rebel force in 12—though I would agree she and her family have anti-Capitol sentiments—because of the books’ emphasis in highlighting that Madge’s strength was a silent strength.

I think the main reason Madge gave Katniss the pin was because she cared about Katniss and wanted Katniss to know that, in the event of her death, she really cared about her and valued their relationship. I also wonder, though, if maybe Madge had a double motive. I wonder if part of the reason she insisted on giving Katniss the pin was because she knew Haymitch would recognize it.

Obviously, the books don’t say Haymitch and Madge know each other, but I don’t think it’s a stretch to say that they do. But even if they don’t know each other on a personal level, Madge knew he would see the pin and know that someone in Maysilee’s family gave it to Katniss. Katniss matters to them, enough for them to give her this object that holds such a profound amount of emotional weight. Perhaps Madge hoped this would embolden him to try and get Katniss home; to save the girl with the pin this time when he couldn’t before.

#madge undersee #katniss everdeen #haymitch abernathy #thg #the hunger games #the hunger games books #lhs thoughts #you can pry the hc that haymitch is madge’s godfather out of my cold dead hands #also yes I do think madge had a crush on katniss #it isn’t super relevant to the post but I wanted to affirm what my stance is

[tbosasgunsandroses]

snowjanus week, day 1 : first meetings

#art by mod coryo #coriolanus snow #sejanus plinth #snowjanus #you can pry my hc about sejamjam’s wild little kid hair out if my cold dead hands #and where did you get those cookies #get them from ma next time lol #sorry for bad quality i just got out of hospital so you get a phone photo instead of a scan alas #SLEEPYSNOWJANUSWEEK

[donuqx-art]

MINCY OMORI art dump part 5

#omori #omori game #omori mincy #mincy omori #omori cris #cris omori #omori captain spaceboy #captain spaceboy omori #you can pry my MINCY SPACEBOYFRIEND fangirl hc out of my cold dead hands!!!

[purble-gaymer]

finally organized my mythos headcanons so here they are

#kirby #headcanon pile #hey hal when are we gonna flesh out light matter. i hope that’s next #this will probably all be tweaked over time but i wanted to get it out #i’ve hinted at it before but i’ve never actually stated anything #you can pry my deity morpho hcs from my cold dead hands <3 #that bitch is not void matter #mk and morpho do some teamwork to hunt down dark nebula methinks #it’s a wip idea

[mayhasopinions]

old man yaoi (kitty cat edition)

#forever living in my au where longtail becomes deputy instead of graystripe or brambleshit and him and firestar get to be husbands #my favourite enemies to lovers ship based soley on how much POTENTIAL THEY HAVE TO WORK TOGETHER!!!! #longtail can be realistic down to earth and ground firestar when he gets too in over his head #and firestar can bring out the fun side of him and have someone to regain his identity back after it being taken away by tigerstar #and darkstripe #also chubby firestar supremacy you can pry this hc away from my cold dead hands #longfire #firestar #fireheart #longtail #warrior cats #warrior cats fanart #warriors fanart #warriors #erin hunter

[arttheclown]

big thanks to @thevimonsterinyourcloset for bringing this picture to my attention because i cannot stop staring at it 😭 🥺

#terrifier #art the clown #david howard thornton #slashers #horror #terrifier 2 #you can pry the hc that he’s gentle with babies out of my cold dead hands btw

[strangersatellites]

maple syrup, coffee, pancakes for four

a cute little steddie dads ditty based on this tweet

Steve chuckles under his breath and flips the page. 

He’s got his back against the headboard in the low lamp light. It’s late and he’s reading some goofy romance novel that Max left for him last time she was over. Something about people on vacation. He doesn’t really know or care but it’s kept his mind occupied long enough.

Eddie’s sat at the other end of the bed, taking breaks from lightly strumming his guitar to jot down melodies or lyrics or whatever it is he writes in that notebook of his that he carries everywhere.

When Steve tries to start the next page the words stop being about the shitty hotel the characters are at and they start being measurements, instructions. 

He slams the book closed in his lap and tugs off his glasses, gets Eddie’s attention and meets his eyes, curious.

“Do you think we should’ve gotten chocolate chip instead?”

Eddie rolls his eyes with a smile and sits his guitar beside him. Huffs a laugh under his breath as he crawls up to wrap both long arms around Steve’s waist.

“Well,” he drags it out, dramatic as always, “Since both of the girls said they liked blueberry better, I’m putting my money on blueberry being the better option.”

Steve’s weighing the options in his head, nodding because he knows Eddie’s right.

“I know, Robbie flips out every time we have regular pancakes but,” he huffs, runs a hand through his hair, “It's pancake day. It has to be perfect. Do we even have syrup?”

Eddie pulls his head back from where he’d rested his chin on Steve’s shoulder, his eyes now less amused and more confused.

“Okay, I thought we were stressing because it’s her first sleepover, what in the world is pancake day?”

Now Steve’s the one who looks confused, down-right offended.

“Uh, hello? Didn’t you have pancakes on Saturday morning after every sleepover growing up?”

Eddie wrinkles his eyebrows up. “No? Uncle Wayne woke us up and took us to the diner.”

And, well. Steve can forgive that. 

“Oh. That sounds pretty fun actually.”

Eddie snorts. 

“Yeah it was. It was probably just an excuse for him to go see his lady friend but I wasn’t gonna turn it down.”

Steve laughs and smiles at the thought of a grumpy Wayne trying to hit on the waitress and a child version of Eddie flicking eggs across the table.

“I wish I could’ve seen that.” He drops a kiss to Eddie’s temple before he continues. “When I was a kid, my mom always made a big pancake breakfast with syrup and whipped cream and sprinkles and it was the best part of the sleepover. I’ve always wanted to do that for Robbie.”

Eddie’s smile is soft and he’s tangling their fingers together over his lap. 

“Aaaaaand now that she’s old enough it has to be perfect. That right?”

Steve nods, lets out the breath he was holding in, lets some of the tension seep right out of his own skin and lets Eddie carry it for a while.

Eddie shifts and tugs Steve so that his head is tucked just near where his guitar pick sits in the hollow of his throat.

“Well, lucky for you, when I took the girls to Rob’s room for bed earlier, when I kissed her good night she told me this was the best day ever.” He tightens his arms around Steve and he can hear the smile in his voice. “I think you could feed them cereal and they’d think it was Christmas morning.”

Steve can’t help the smile on his face at the happiness that his daughter brings him. At the idea that letting her friend spend the night is the best day she’s had in the six years of her little life. Thinks that it might be top five days in his own thirty-two.

He snuggles down further into Eddie’s arms and laughs when the man huffs and reaches to turn off the light.

He kisses his chest and closes his eyes.

“Good night, Eds.”

“Good night, baby.”

He falls asleep to the sound of Eddie’s breathing and the hushed giggles down the hall, more excited than he’s maybe ever been.

Eddie’s set an early alarm to go check for syrup.

#you can pry steddie's daughter being named robin out of my cold dead hands #ask me about this hc actually I have lots of thoughts #Steve would be the Ultimate Pancake Dad #you like chocolate chips? got them #blueberries? in the fridge #plain with just toppings? you'll get your own batch #he runs that kitchen like the military #and everyone is better for it #also they do have syrup nobody panic #steddie #steddie fic #gin writes #shot of gin #things I did not proofread and am not going to

[jinn-mori]

Zeref: Spent a good majority of his life studying magic in a magic college Acnologia: Bullshitted his way into creating the most powerful version of Dragonslayer magic

#this is related to my fairy tail fic #you can pry my 'acnologia played fuck around and find out with dragonslayer magic' hc from my cold dead hands #his magic *has* to be synthetic #more synthetic than regular dragonslayer magic #fairy tail #zeref dragneel #acnologia #fanfiction

[pool-of-gwens]

Duke Thomas hcs

- he has literally no idea what he wants to do when hes older, part of him wants to be a social worker like his mum, or a paleontologist, or a film director, but he kinda flips between possible careers every month or so. (rn its poet)

- he goes to see local bands all the time, around one a week, most of the time with the other we are robin kids (or the robin-squad as they’ve been lovingly nicknamed), Riko, Izzy, Dax and Dre. And he always tries to make Dax’s bands shows when ever they get gigs

- hes actually in a poly relationship with the rest of the robin-squad. It started with Duke and Izzy then Riko joined and Dax and Dre who were already in a relationship joining once Dre had stopped being emotionally constipated

- Duke, Steph and Babs have been banned from being on trivia teams together because they always win by a landslide.

- Dax has always been weird about Duke being fostered by Bruce and avoids going to the manor at all costs, Duke knows why but hes not going to mention it until Dax feels comfortable.

- of all his partners he had the worst relationship with Dre, after the constant fighting while in the we are robin movement together they tried to avoid each other and at least be civil while in their relationship. Eventually their other partners caught on and started trying to get them together. It took a while but one day Duke came over with a rocky dvd and said ‘you like boxing, I like films, d’ya wanna just see if we can go the whole movie without fighting??’.

- The next day all of their partners phone wallpapers were changed to a photo of Duke leaning against Dre's shoulder, both asleep with the rocky credits playing in the background.

- Duke has a list in his notes app labeled ‘shit list’ number one is Izzy's brother, two is joker, three gnomon and for a brief period of time number four was Dick but they have since made up (via a pokemon cards game)

- Cass was the first person Duke introduced his partners to in the family. shes probably the person hes closest too of all the bats and the first one he considered family.

- after a really annoying case or a busy week Duke and Cass will meet on the tallest building in Gotham and just sit together, talking, watching the sunset, sharing the blackmail on their siblings, or just hanging out on a tall building with some pastries (Duke usually gets a danish while Cass gets a chocolate croissant)

#anyone got ideas on the Duke x Riko x Izzy x Dax x Dre shipname? #idk why but i decided they would be cute together and i want to write all the fics but i dont like writing lol #duke thomas #we are robin #batman #cassandra cain #riko sheridan #izzy ortiz #dax chill #dre cipriani #i refuse to believe that the robin-squad arent friends anymore #they are in love your honor #duke and dick play pokemon together and you can pry this hc out of my cold dead hands #i hope this was all in character #if anything wasnt please tell me #polywar