#orangatan

[alanbunce]

Morning Doodle 1874 bonus!

(Ready for his Closeup)

#pen & ink #cartoon #orangatan

[othercrossee]

Its so insane that chimps r our closest livin relative yet these mfs r homicidal as shit

#z rambles #look at me in the eyes and tell me a chimp could be kind if so u r lying thru gritted teeth #i mean were homicidal too but isnt it insane that chimps hunts MONKEYS and everything else literally #im not scared of any animals cuz ik im never seeing them sver but chimps....or any apes honestly scare tf outta me #maybe not gorillas and orangatan cuz they r usually peaceful anf dont pick fights for no rrason #and also i wouldnt go anywhere near them cuz im not that girl ya feel me we resoect each other #chimps tho? hell to the nah to the fuck no no #im AFRAIDDDD of them its bad #when planet of the ape happen yall know full well im killing myself! #yall will not see me trying ti stay alive! #BYE THEY JUST DESCRIBED CHIMOS AS A GOLD CLUBBB CRYING ITS TRUE UTS TRUE

[crow-caller]

godzilla X kong new empire was the best film I've maybe seen.

A beautiful story of two polycules, one of them toxic, and how together they can defeat an abusive husband (giant orangatan) and rescue his wife (imprisoned dinosaur) from her marriage to join their polycule.

A story about an elderly sad (giant ape) man who forcibly adopts a son who loves loves loves murder.

A story about godzilla killing Tiamat, sucking out her estrogen, and transing gender.

A story for all of us

#godzilla x kong: a new empire #godzilla x kong

[rainbowbananamilkshake]

Hark!!!! Da goobers!!!!

Here's some info about em. Left to right :

Fleegle the Beagle

30

Trans Man

He/him

Short lol

Has minor anger issues

Gavel is on his person at all times

The only Banana Split with a criminal record

It was only robbery when he was like 15 don't worry

Loves Bowties and making machines

Has magic shows to cheer up Snorky

Bingo the Orangatan

28

Bigender

He/She/They

The choatic one, and that's saying something

Stronk

Is smiling 95% of the time

Into woodworking and clockmaking

Has an interesting taste in food

Has an interesting taste in romantic partners

Lost her front teeth in a bar fight

Drooper the Lion

31

Trans Man

He/they

Tall af

Legally Blind

Is actually really intelligent, but has his moments

Clumsy to the point where his friends are concerned sometimes

Likes crafts and cool bugs

Has a service flea named Fletcher

Snorky the Elephant

14

Nonbinary

They/them

Legally adopted by Fleegle at 8

Had to beg their dad to join the band due to their age

Uses ASL , or text if too far away

Likes baking and making soft things

Has nightmares frequently about their childhood.

Stole the family buggy once to get soup when Drooper got pneumonia

Sweet as pie and chill as ice, but will raise hell if pushed enough

#banana-catabera #banana splits show #banana splits #fleegle #bingo #drooper #snorky #banana splits au #art #rainbow blightmare arts #fleegle the beagle #bingo the gorilla #drooper the lion #snorky the elephant

[is-the-primate-vid-cute]

the toleda zoo and the orangatan splash zone is so cute !!! i'm always so grateful about what i learn from your posts. are there are other examples of primates in captivity with options to interact with visitors like this ?

Yeah! Many do, I know the National Zoo has seasonal sprayers like that. Zoo Miami has a bucket of water chimps can dump onto visitors but the troop is older now and hardly use it. I think the Audubon Zoo has something similar. And, of course, SeaWorld has splash zones near the tanks.

#mod E #toledo zoo #national zoo #zoo miami #inquiring minds want to know

[comphy-and-cozy]

Could you use prompt 152: “ Stop texting me weird stuff so late at night” for J Cody with the reader being his twin sister?

Pairing: None :)

Summary: You, Deran and Craig enjoy a night with David Attenborough.

Warnings: Drug/marijuana use, language.

This is just some silliness and stems directly from a self-indulgent desire to get baked with the Cody's.

The joint in your hand crackles as you draw in your breath, sucking in the hot air and holding it in your lungs. You exhale slowly, eyes watching Deran and Craig as they bicker over how to turn on the new surround sound J had bought for the house. The smoke consumes you, casting a dreamy haze over you, and you blink slowly as the documentary floods the screen, the sound finally filling the room as Deran sits beside you, smug.

Not five minutes in, you’re drawn in by the soothing voice of David Attenborough, brain cells exploding at the visual of the incredible drone shot in Planet Earth. Digging in your pocket, you pull out your phone to send your brother a text.

[Y/N:] j [Y/N:] did you know that flamingos don’t get sunburned

Resisting the urge to giggle, you take another hit of the joint that Deran hands you as you set your phone away. The documentary continues, flashes of wild animals accompanied by information about mating rituals, evolutionary dynamics, and natural habitats. 

Puff, puff, pass. Another hit has you hypnotized by the waves crashing on the beach, watching a mass? of turtles flipping their way along the sand on the screen. 

[Y/N:] holy SHIT these little turtles all just birthed out of the sand

Eventually, the episode ends, Netflix automatically queuing up the next, and you nudge Craig to pack the bowl on the table. You watch his hands twist the grinder, expertly patting it before lighting up, flickering flame illuminating his face. The smoke blurs the view of the TV briefly, before the breeze gently blows it away.

David narrates you through the trees of Borneo, and you join a chorus of your cousins, echoing the way he says Borneo. 

“Bouh-neohhhh —“

“Bohr-neow —“

“Bour-neough!“

[Y/N:] dude this baby orangtang just peed on his mom and she just watched it happen [Y/N:] orangutang? [Y/N:] orangatan  [Y/N:] big orange monkey

The pot curls through your lungs, weaving its way over your brain cells, settling in while the world shifts slower and slower around you. David’s voice lulls you to sleep, soft cushions of the couch a cloud as you drift off.

It’s the sunshine the next morning that wakes you, streaming through the windows and warming your face. Blinking slowly, feeling the haze behind your eyes still, you stir and glance over at your cousins, both still cashed out on the couch beside you. There’s the sound of someone shuffling in the kitchen, and you hear the sound of liquid being poured.

Coffee? Coffee would be good.

Squinting, see your brother rounding the wall, shaking his head at you as he puts the pieces together, seeing the pot, ash tray, and remains of the Ubereats-ed McDonald’s on the table. He’s chuckling as he sits next to you, handing you a hot mug of freshly brewed coffee, and just the scent of it is enough to jolt your senses.

“Fun night?” he asks.

“Loads,” you grin back. “We watched —“

“Planet Earth. I can tell.”

You’re confused, cocking your head at him, and he pulls out his phone to show you the onslaught of messages you sent him.

“Y/N, you really gotta stop texting me weird shit at night. My girlfriend thinks you’re off your rocker.”

“Well, that’s good that she knows, ‘cause all Cody’s are a little bit.”

#tw marijuana #tw drug use #animal kingdom blurb #animal kingdom fic #j cody blurb #craig cody blurb #deran cody blurb #tv/movie #blurb requests #c does requests

[kneehoming-knee]

WHAT IF FANTASIA

OR IS IT ANASTASIA IS "ORANGATAN" SNIPER TO THE KANGAROO "OP 911" 0910-

[jingles-miserably]

HHH, HUAU HUAUH OH, orangatan, EEUUH,

#shipwreckedposting

[doktor-sex]

ronald regan with an orangatan, I have a suspicion that flag has too few stars

#semi daily random bs

[lunagaron]

Anyone remember that post about like who would win in a fight between like a chimpanzee and an orangatan. All I remember in the post was “multi classed into spellcasting” and “berserker rage” was mentioned

[coffeenuts]

Intelligent Life by Robert Streithorst https://flic.kr/p/2mz1RW5

#IFTTT #Flickr #ape #dominate #eyes #face #flanged #fur #hair #male #orangatan #red #robertstreithors

[shittyshitposts]

stop flagging my shit

#fuck off #offended #orangatan #meme #memes #dank memes

[hagleyvault]

Plan on being out in the sun this weekend? Don’t forget your Avon Orangatan!

This 1976 “Bronze Glory Tanning Lotion” is part of the Hagley’s Avon Artifact Collection (Accession D2001.19). You can view more items from our Avon Artifact Collection, as well as our other Avon collections, by clicking here to visit its page in our Digital Archive.

#girl look how orange you look #ArchivesArtifacts #ArchivesHashtagParty #national archives #avon #avonproducts #avonrep #avoncosmetics #orangatan #orange #suntan #suntan lotion #skincare #tan #tanning #packaging

[parisfind]

Trying to draw the skull of an orangutan at the museum of natural history in Paris. . . . #Paris #drawing #orangatan #bones #parisphoto #parisjetaime #parislife #parisart #skeleton #parismonamour #parismaville #parisgram #parislove #pariscity #villedeParis #Instaparis #Iloveparis #parisfind (at Galerie de Paléontologie et d'Anatomie comparée) https://www.instagram.com/p/B1HGmz0IqD9/?igshid=7sqqxatrcy08

#paris #drawing #orangatan #bones #parisphoto #parisjetaime #parislife #parisart #skeleton #parismonamour #parismaville #parisgram #parislove #pariscity #villedeparis #instaparis #iloveparis #parisfind

[bfitz]

This ad won't be seen on TV as its too political apparently a well written beautifully animated message about the future of Orangatans and our planet is too political. Its a very important message of the dangers of Palm Oil. And its beautifully done. So watch and share  Rang Tan's story.

#nopalmoil #orangatan

[marcoalorio]

Oops. #unoriginality #dididothat #fruitbythefoot #orangatan https://www.instagram.com/p/CBgzOz5hVly/?igshid=1tos6r6wmzcp2

#unoriginality #dididothat #fruitbythefoot #orangatan