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problematicfavecompetition · 1 year

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@orion-the-onion oh my GOD I had to check this out with my own two eyes and I feel like a computer trying to reboot after a forced shutdown lol listen I will fully admit that my one true DA2 love will always be Fenris (rip my beloved, slain by Hanako-kun) but I am genuinely incapable of wrapping my head around Anders being a predatory bisexual stereotype?? For...flirting with you and then--hold on, let me check my notes--fully respecting your boundaries if you tell him you're not interested?? Damn, ain't that just how it goes, blows up a church but is somehow more controversial for being bi we love you king

#orion-the-onion #i'm sorry i am just so genuinely baffled at this i had no idea #also like 99% of the people you meet and interact with in kirkwall are bi as hell #anders is such a poor little meow meow in a game full of bisexuals he's the one people are mad about being bi???#what an icon #anders #dragon age 2 #not a poll

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lanaevyssmoved · 6 months

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I shall hold his other hand.

And perhaps even... no, I shan't say.

saying this without anon on is so brave and real. you're my favourite

#fray.txt #ask #orion-the-onion #be COURAGEOUS. TELL ME ABOUT YOUR DESIRE TOO XXXX THAT MAN

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avallachs · 7 months

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Re: https://www.tumblr.com/dekarios/729669546144858112

You trigger it by not killing yurgir when you first meet him, offering to find a way out of his contract (do NOT take the option that has his followers kill themselves), then running around the temple until you kill the guy that got his consciousness split among a bunch of rats, and then coming back to tell yurgir the good news

thank u for my life 🙏

#asks #orion-the-onion

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dekarios · 1 month

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ok wait your avatar is normal on pc but a cone on mobile sdfgsdfgh what is this sorcery tungle

it’s cuz i just changed url so it’s showing the icon that’s on the sideblog i’m using to hold my old one ^_^ it’s a pretty common bug it’ll go eventually

#fray.txt #ask #orion-the-onion

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moxley · 7 months

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Fun fact, every time I look at your bio and see your name it makes me think of zevran arainai's crow ex.

ngl it's nice for that to be the association rather than critical role loooool zevran arainai my first love

#ask box #orion-the-onion

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crossdressingdeath · 1 year

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Don't get me started on ice cream

Moose tracks ice cream is god-tier and the only acceptable reason to not be prepared to murder for it is if you can't eat something in it. Mint chocolate chip ice cream also. Ooh, and cotton candy. ...Basically just Kawartha ice cream. Kawartha ice cream is God's gift to humanity and we must properly appreciate it.

#asks #orion-the-onion

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sadmages · 7 months

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Happy birthday! May you have many more years of thinking of sad wizards 😌

THANK YOU i will do my utmost best...for the sad wizards....

#reply #orion-the-onion

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v-arbellanaris · 1 year

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YOU CHANGED YOUR FUCKIGNB ICON AND I THOUGHT SOMWONE NEW JUST MATERIALIZED ON MY DASG

MFKFJSDKFJ IM SO SORRY HIIIIIIII

#asks #orion-the-onion

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trashysimpaa · 11 months

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wanted to show this on tumblr and I almost forgot ,I am certain it's needed

It all just started when I sended a orion fanart pic I found on google and so my friends just kept saying onion pax

I don't know how to draw tfp characters yet..uhm yet I guess

#ONION PAX #transformers: prime #instagramart #tfp orion pax #my beloved #my.trashy.art #I really like this and I feel just bad for wanting to show this to everyone it's always like this I don't like it

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totaleclipse573 · 5 days

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Autocorrect sometimes turns “Orion” into “Onion” and I think that’s kinda funny

#“wait we have a son”#“yes yes I think it’s onion or something”#“Orion”#“same thing”#randomness #orion

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lanaevyssmoved · 6 months

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For a break from the unhinged anons I could try making your inbox unbearable without anon on, how's that sound

THAT SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD IDEA FRIEND

#fray.txt #ask #orion-the-onion

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childotkw · 11 months

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I just read Orion’s name as ‘onion’ and got momentarily confused about why you were talking about Tom and an onion.

F, me. 😓

I love my onion son

#caty-314 #HP #ybtm(ibty)#orion black #but look #LOOK #autocorrect is a nightmare whenever I write scenes with Orion #BECAUSE IT ALWAYS CHANGES HIM TO ONION #I am so paranoid about it 🤣#so I understand

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dekarios · 1 month

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hi, i love you goodnight <3

I LOVE YOU !!! 💛💛💛💛💛

#fray.txt #ask #orion-the-onion #goodnight :3

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moxley · 7 months

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Can I get some battery acid in the enclosure, it's my favorite drink

no : ( … it’s not good for amphibians and reptiles … i can give u some crickets

#ask box #orion-the-onion

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crossdressingdeath · 1 year

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Re: the moose tracks thing, I'm in Poland and generally peanut butter stuff isn't a rarity per se but it's certainly not common. Haven't seen it in ice cream except for fancy places and imported brands like bnj, but even then it wasn't called moose tracks.

Also I just googled it and according to Wikipedia "moose tracks" is a branded flavor name licensed by a bunch of brands like Strohs, Belmont (ALDI), Market Pantry (Target), Private Selection (Kroger), Dean's, Signature Select (Safeway/Albertsons), Mayfield, Kawartha, and Publix, and out of these I only recognize aldi, at which I don't shop much anyway.

Fun fact, according to google it's named after a mini golf course in Michigan. Not making that up. I mean, I knew it didn't look much like actual moose tracks but I'm still surprised. But yeah, makes sense that places that don't generally get a lot of peanut butter wouldn't have a lot of peanut butter ice cream.

#asks #orion-the-onion

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klirk-hammurton · 1 year

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No thoughts, just Cliff Burton

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