#patheticboys

[patheticboys]

#patheticboys #<33

[gaydennisreynolds]

Things that have Overpowered Dennis Reynolds

(a non comprehensive list)

gay sex

one football

the wounds of stigmata

public access television

black market botox

not being considered his friend's Best Friend

home renovation

mace

an electrical breaker box

wicker furniture

apple seeds

a chemical peel

being shushed

one rat

his friends playing a video game without him

his sister being happy

cereal

tits larger than his

a documentary

a timeshare

a bad date

a river

a game show buzzer

living in a nice house for 30 days

alimony

not getting a valentine's day card

a nice gesture from a friend on a holiday

the state of north dakota

beans

pollen

gluten

dairy

a basketball

a cough

hot soup

#tell me. is this your “serial killer”? #Thee PatheticBoy Files #dennis reynolds #iasip #its always sunny #c.txt

[arowrath]

ate 3 normal(ish) meals today 👍 WHILE scared.whos proud

#text #ive been skipping lunch cuz the dining hall is scary when its busy but i need to just like. get a to go container i think #but it costs money and i hate spending money :( its literally $5 its not that bad but STILL #speaking of spending money. i wonder how much my xray will cost. i hope its just free because of my patheticboy swag #(its like a $10-$40 copay at most hopefully not a huge deal) #ugh. anyway. yeah its hard 2 get in the habit of eating 3x a day bc on weekends the dining hall is only open 2x a day #so any progress i make is immediately undone by Scheduling lmao #wagteverrrr im trying thats what counts. im trying #and someday . someday i will eat 3 meals a day and 2 to 3 snacks and i wont even think about it #and it wont be a chore it will just be Something i do. MANIFESTINGGGNGNGNNGGGGG #they shiould make an eating that is easy fun free and doesnt suck. PLEASE. #disordered eating tw

[thepoisonroom]

honestly the universe did a great job making me a dyke like in what other social world would people respect me for being a hot but swagless loser

#like obv there are dykes who are hot and swagful but they are not the norm #i love getting points for my patheticboy vibes #personal nonsense

[earlywintermourning]

Hes so cute tho

the apron… babygirl might i say

#i love his patheticboy swag #asks #mutuals :D #the crane tag #no id

[clowndensation]

people telling you basic facts about yourself is so embarrassing sometimes like "oh you're a berry flavor fan, right?" well i am, but for some reason having it spoken out loud is the most humiliating thing in the world. sorry for being a pathetic little berry boy.

#friend: gives me their berry flavored sparkling water #me: hm. my patheticboy swag is on show right now

[fagm77]

just remembered that last week I was talking with my irl friends about hermitcraft and one of them was like "wait I thought the whole finding scar attractive irl thing was a joke. people think the actual guy is hot???" and I had to be like. "yeah. yeah a lot of people think that he's hot. I think he's hot. you dont????"

#mine #BAFFLING to me how my friend doesn't think hes hot. i am enamored by his patheticboy swag.

[genderstarbucks]

Patheticfreak Genders!! [Part 1]

The og coiner deactivated so I'm reposting them so they're not lost forever

Patheticfreak - a gender related to being a freak and pathetic [coined by @inkopoli]

Patheticboyfreak - a gender connected to being boyish/a boy, a freak and pathetic [coined by @inkopoli]

Patheticgirlfreak - a gender connected to being girlish/a girl, a freak and pathetic [coined by @inkopoli]

Patheticboy - a gender related to being boyish/a boy and pathetic [alt flag by @inkopoli, coined by @literaturegirls]

Patheticgirl - a gender related to being girlish/a girl and pathetic [alt flag by @inkopoli, coined by @literaturegirls]

#xenogender #xenogenders #mogai #pro mogai #xenogender coining #xenogender community #mogai terms #mogai safe #mogai friendly #freak #fr slur #tw fr slur

[patheticboys]

matching short skirts with my pretty baby while we edge each other <33 or while I stand before you, you in front of me and edge you to the absolute brim while your cock makes a mess out of your pretty little skirt for me <3333

#patheticboys #is rambling again #edgedpuppy #edgedprincess

[gaydennisreynolds]

starting succession. hope this doesn't awaken anything in me

#(hope i collect another patheticboy blorbo) #succession #succblogging #c.txt

[kujakumai]

I'll make posts that are like "it's so funny that the ultimate ancient demonic evil antagonist murderer in ygo is really a teen patheticboy who loves dnd" and then the back of my brain will be like "well that is because he contains the twisted soul of a human nerd teen who would have loved dnd but never got to play it because he died pathetic and alone in the dirt while trying to avenge everyone he ever loved who were ripped away from him by the senseless and bloody violence of the empire" and then I'm like damn @ myself can't I ever just make jokes

[indialadina]

Part 2 The aftermath .

The Third Corazon 🫀 x Luffy Au

🫀🖤 an AU were things got really really bad for Law 🥹.

Related work: Part1 JellyBF PatheticBoi Fashion

#lawlu #lulaw #law x luffy #trafalgar d. water law #monkey d. luffy #luffy #i ship it #onepieceau #one piece fanart #one piece fanfiction #fanfiction #thirdcorason #cora san #donquixote corazon #donquixote family #hurt/comfort #comic strip #alternate universe

[jame7t]

Patheticboy and Stupidgirl on the big adventure to Bad Mountain

[batsdotjpg]

enchanted by mikeyways patheticboy swag

[paw-pride]

possibly the dogboy (brown with blue in the middle, possibly without the paw in it), boyfreak, & patheticboy? (loserboy coined by @maidish & patheticboy coined by @iconcupid ) if that's okay :3

Dogboy, boyfreak, patheticboy, patheticgirl, losergender, losergirl, loserboy, and loserenby paws!

#🦴: paws #dogboy #doggender #boyfreak #pathetic boy #pathetic girl #losergender #loser girl #loser boy #loser enby #xenogender #pride emojis #pride badges #pride pixels #pride emoji #custom emoji #discord emoji #emojis #emoji

[arowrath]

hi guys. patheticboy swag time : today i was so excited to get back to my dorm and then my sutiemates were staniding out in the hall in front of their dorm and i got scared bc i havent talked to them in person and im rreally scared right now already and so i just kept walking past towards the stairs and i heard them say the phrase "not in there" and was like oh god theyre talking about me BEcause well they probably were and Now im hanging out in the building i usually do but in an hour theyre going to be playing lazer tag in here and i have to go back to my dorm ebfore then because i dont want to play lazer tag i want to be in my safe warm room. but i dont want to have to talk to my suitemates because im so very overwhelemd and also scared of them Bc theyre like. scary popular girls. And also i dont tthink i have my anxiety meds on me bc The necklace i put them in as backup is IN MY DORM. WHERE I AM NOT. anyway hi

#text #i dont know where to Go so i'll just sit in this hall way for a while and figure it out i guess #neg