#piss on his grave

[reggie-gayflx]

#fuck rush limbaugh #rot in hell #piece of shit #piss on his grave #fuck maga #fuck republicans

[femmedove]

And thanks to Kissinger for adding another gender neutral bathroom to the world

#piss on his grave

[himbowannabe]

Omg new gender neutral bathroom just opened up

#piss on his grave #Henry Kissinger

[emacrow]

When Danny hides his corpses along with Elle and Dan.. those fucking Archaeologists are persistent little shits then shenanigans happens..

He hide them in the Antarctica, where barely any humans goes beside a couple groups of persistent scientists living there and the hidden society of cannibalistic humaniod yetis....

There was no way anyone could find their bodies under 60 feet of snow and frozen millennium ice...

Ancients be damned 4 months later, danny felt a disturbance in his hidden grave only to see History News found 3 preserved corpses perfectly intact in a solid crystallized looking coffin the God damn Antarctica.

Took him a solid 5 days to find the right God forsaken headquarters of those Archaeologists who already send their bodies to gotham...

He about to flip his lid, especially as it was getting to him very badly... by how sleep deprived his ghost side was being to the point that the disturbed.. eldritch part of his very being was slipping a bit..

Then the truck driving with their corpses got stolen by some low grade wanna be villain by the name of 'the penguin'.

Who has his goons trying to break the crystal coffin into pieces with how priceless it beholding.

Danny brought Elle and Dan into this because he doesn't know gotham and three heads work better then one with the search out.

By the time, they actually found the Right fucking Hideout; because how many fucking hideout does a fucking penguin needs.

They were too late by a fucking hour, because of course something had to take their coffin.

Penguins already look arrested and it seem Batman got their coffin, whom had sent it to the Watchtower to get analyzed after they found a heart beating after 40 minutes to the batcave..

Danny wanted to ghost screamed by then...

(Wayyy later in the plot that I'll never finish)

Constantine whom is about to drinking scotch whiskey before it slapped by the ghostly eldritch child who shoving an glowing green smoothie in his hands for the 3rd time.

He look at them with a begrudgingly look who glares back at him with the similar mom glare looks before he sighed and drink the smoothie.

He ain't admitting it taste so much fucking better then his usual whiskey for shit.

Meanwhile Elle is enjoying having a younger halfa to bother even if his core is all types of fucked up and looking worse then a apple that fell off the ugly tree, got shredded by a wood chipper, mashed back together and then peeled off by a potato peeler before stomped on.

#dc x dp #dpxdc #danny phantom #dp x dc crossover #dp x dc #dc x dp prompt #dcxdp #danny is the ghost king #elderitch danny phantom #corpse au #ghosts become more unstabled and angry whenever their bodies or graves are disturbed #those Archaeologists done fucked up #gotham doesnt know what coming and lady gotham is amused with ecto popcorn #the justice league doesnt know what coming #the ghostly trio about to brutialize the justice league to get their corpse back #until 13 hour in at 3am when Constantine actually come in to see the severely damaged justice league and three pissed off infinite ancients #Constantine isn't paid enough for this #he never is #he need scotch whiskey and a brain washing done after the fucked up horror he saw with his magic eyes #and now he had 3 ghostly trio following him around after he helps them #help the infinite creatures who ended up adopting him #well at least it keeps the demons away

[shadow0-1]

[SHADOW SIEGE]

→ OPERATION: ROGUE ARSENAL → COMMANDER: PHILLIP GRAVES → CALLSIGN: SHADOW 0-1

"If you wanna get shit done, he's the man you want in charge."

#call of duty #modern warfare #call of duty modern warfare #MWII #CoD MWII #Phillip Graves #Philip Graves #Shadow Company #Hi so I cried ❤ #I had a mild meltdown and now I'm crashing SKDJBGjk #im insane. asylum. insannneeee. I'm crayyyayyzayy #him checking on his shadowwwwwwwwwwwws #Anyway. peep that massive watermark :) #pleaaassee god im tired #I do NOT wanna see my gifs on dub/nonc*n/hatefucking/preg/piss k*ink #WHATEVER

[ceilidho]

Curious as to how John would react to bounty hunter Philip Graves riding into town looking for the killer maid and fingering his wife for the murder when you're already nicely settled into married life

fuck now I kinda wanna write more for this au 😭 I want price covering up crimes for his pretty little wife ….gives you a new last name and lies through his fuckin teeth about there being no way you could’ve been living in another town because the two of you have been married for ages. And everyone else in town backs up his lie as well :\\

#screaming at the idea of price and graves sitting at a table together but underneath the table price has a gun aimed at Philip’s balls #and he’s getting increasingly pissed off that someone’s trying to take his wife from him

[patolemus]

Stiles sits in the front row at the funeral.

He’s next to Mellisa, who hasn’t been able to stop crying since she got the news. Stiles’ dad had organized the whole thing, talking with the funerary home and picking up the coffin and the arrangements. He’d only asked Melissa what she wanted on the headstone.

Raphael had showed up the day after. For the first time in his life, he’d looked a mess, hair everywhere and clothes wrinkled as he stormed into the house asking what had happened to his son, tears already gathering in his eyes before he even got a look at Melissa’s face. Stiles hadn’t made fun of him. Stiles hadn’t said anything at all. Raphael sits on Melissa’s other side now, and she grips his hand tight enough it turns white. He hasn’t been back for five years.

God, Scott hadn’t seen his had for five years, and now he’s dead. Scott’s dead.

Stiles thinks it still hasn’t sunk in. He’s in the middle of his best friend’s funeral - it’s closed casket because his body was so mangled up that the EMPs could barely recognize him. Stiles had heard his dad on the phone with one of his deputies talking about it, before he’d realized just whose body they were talking about - and it still hasn’t clicked that Scott won’t be coming out of his casket, that this isn’t some kind of sick practical joke for getting him out of bed the night before school started.

Stiles is not crying. He hasn’t cried once since hearing the news. His dad is crying, sitting on his other side. Scott’s like a second son to him.

Was. Scott was like a second son to him. Was because he’s gone now. Because he’s dead.

Scott’s dead.

His best friend since preschool is dead. His brother is dead. The kindest, most caring person in the world is dead. Stiles goaded him into going to the preserve to look for half a dead body - and God, he’s such an asshole. A dead body? What was he even thinking? - and now Scott doesn’t even get to show his face at his own funeral because whatever killed him barely left any of him to bury.

If only he’d stayed. If only he’d told his dad Scott was with him that night instead of leaving him there. But no, Stiles hadn’t wanted Scott to get grounded because he dragged him out of bed, so he’d kept quiet. Even when he’d seen the pair of red eyes and that— that thing in the corner of his eye. Stiles hadn’t said anything. He thought they’d laugh about it at lunch the next day.

Now Scott’s dead.

Scott is dead.

And Stiles knows exactly what did it.

(He’s going to fucking kill it.)

#and god will cry out au #stiles is not having a good time #and he's about to make it everyone's problem #or well not everyone's #just derek's #how to piss off every supernatural-related individual in ten days: a guide by stiles stilinski #he’s going to speed run this series if it fucking kills him #because he’s nothing if not efficient and he’s got a great motivator #you think you’re safe from the scrawny human because you’re tough? think again #he’s got a baseball bat and his morals died when his friend took the power of friendship with him to the grave #sterek #stiles stilinski #derek hale #eternal sterek #eternalsterek #teen wolf #teen wolf au #teen wolf rewrite #scott is going to be so important even though he's dead #like this boy is going to haunt stiles till the end of times #to clarify scott has no appearances in this universe #stiles is just very guilty #not sure how I feel about scott being importsnt(tm) in any fanfic of mine #but i guess it’s okay given the circumstances #i killed him before he got a gf he gets to haunt my narrative

[mothirl]

God could not pay me enough to finish this bro but I had a vision

#just to clarify hes cumming in his pants #or pissing idk its up to you #me personally its both #hes a LOSER!!!!!!!!! #give me back my freak man (not tv show gideon) #gideon graves #gideon g graves #gideon gordon graves #scott pilgrim vs the world #issuing a public apology after this (lie) #jason schwartzman #first time doing perspective like this.... nervous

[that-one-queer-poc]

why does everybody feel bad for felix's guilt that he killed two kids and is scared of jack's anger that his kids are dead. you guys are fucking stupid and weird and im starting to think you guys are only treating them like this bc of. certain colors

#the walten files #twf #you guys piss me off just a little. felix killed jacks kids by making bad decisions felix deserves every bit of guilt he feels. and more #'he dug his own grave 🥺🥺🥺🥺' he shouldve died in it too #and jacks anger is justified youre so so weird for calling it scary. hes a better man than me if someone killed my kids lord

[serfuzzypushover]

btw im a lesbian

#homestuck #kanaya maryam #rose lalonde #kanaya x rose #rosemary #look #the cronus spam is cause he's my special lil guy and he's also me and also i want to push him off a cliff and piss on his grave #the lalonde spam that's gonna is cause OUGH GURLS OUGHHH MY GURLS #art tag

[brucespringsteencomments]

#bruce springsteen #onionbaron...piss on his grave

[dayurno]

have we considered: jean moreau having crushes on both kevin AND thea and being just the worst about it as he passes their notes back and forth anyway. they’re just like Man he’s a little more bitchy than usual. must be riko. meanwhile he’s just mad he has feelings

ANON DO YOU LIVE IN MY WALLS i was just talking about this i think jean and thea having a thinly veiled sexual tension-boosted rivalry is so fucking good. like it starts with this awareness that they're both into kevin and also have a very similar place in the ravens so obviously they're competitive as fuck with each other. and the longer it happens the more it's obvious it's all a very elaborate scheme to avoid admitting they have a Situation going on. i honest to god can see kevin suggesting that jean and thea hook up completely straight-faced and casual and they both are like HOW DARE YOU and SHUT UP KEVIN and YOU DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT YOURE TALKING ABOUT but it plants that seed in their head. you understand. its there.

the boy is mine by brady if it ended in a threesome. do you get it.

jean: excuse me can i talk to you for a minute

thea: uh huh sure you know you look kind of familiar

jean: yeah you do too. but i just wanted to know do you know somebody named-? you know his name.

thea: oh yeah definitely i know his name. and i just want to let you know he's mine

(furious making out)

#theyre gonna be so pissed off kevin 'wretched bitch' day was right #i can see them taking it to the grave just to never let kevin know he was right #but theyd want to do it again so probably not. #also i think kevjeanthea is very kevthea like Dated a french boy and broke his heart. this is for (homeland) #YOU KNOW #thea: dated a french boy and broke his heart this is for camaroon #kevin: dated a french boy and broke his heart this is for the indochinese union #YOU KNOW you do know right #get his white ass #asks #kevin #jean #kevjeadora

[bugwat3r]

I know we’re all still fucked up over the ending of season two but like i feel like no one has talked about how Ron and Reagan being together is literally a play on Ronald Reagan and i think it is very funny personally

#inside job #i know that this has been a motif through the entire show #with like rands name being taken from ayn rand and it being reflected in his character #but something about a couple who’s name literally equals RONALD REAGAN #is so fucking funny to me i was in tears when i first realized it #also since it’s on topic don’t forget to piss on ronald reagan’s grave <3 #inside job spoilers

[skinnypaleangryperson]

American culture is a living hell where poor working class wage slaves are forced to become psychotic and insane clinging onto a fictional character to pretend like they have a chance at marriage and kids and a family while the very actors that voice the characters are blaring in their face on a screen with their happy rich lives and happy healthy children that the mentally ill and working class will never have. What a living hell of a dystopia

The worst part is how fake it all is. And me, the poor insane person with nothing but characters, is supposed to be the unhinged and embarrassing one for being black pissed about it.

#my voice actor for my character i pretend to have a happy life with for 5 years jusr showed up on my dads screen #AND HE WAS WITH HIS REAL LIFE HAPPY HEALTHY KIDS ILL NEVER HAVE #he was on the screen of my slave wage office job that made me severely depressed and told me i wasnt worthy of a break #and to think his character is all thative had for years genuinely #people like me dont matter #it is inhuman #but no one cares what eccentric insane people think #believe me i know to the grave and beyond #i feel like getting piss drunk

[unhonestlymirror]

A bit strange feeling of living in Lithuania while looking like... Lithuania

#fun fact my voice is also close to ht Lithuania UNLESS I am very pissed off #then my voice drastically becomes super low #and when I'm singing too #and in everyday life I have this 🌸✨️🌸✨️🌸✨️ aura around me while 99% of time I am thinking about killing stupid and cruel people #and i have giant eyebags and super slim figure because of the fucked up mental health due to ruzzian invasion... #thinking about my family's village which is famous for having “vikings heritage” #my great grandfather wanted to excavate a local landmark: a stone grave with an ancient cross. #he and his friends found a giant warrior there #with a huge sword #they got so scared that they just covered it all up and ran away #I WANT TO EXCAVATE IT AGAIN SO MUCHHHH #i am 99% sure that warrior was Baltic like come on what would Nordic vikings do in the swamps of Northern Ukraine #my village is honestly such a strange place... it's pagan #it has some Baltic and Asian heritage since like Golden Horde times #swamps and forests are such a well preserving place whatever the hell was going on there thousands of years ago still lives now #it's the jungles with scary people #it has some nasty history of incest too... and Christian sect... #it's a godforsaken place with NOTHING there except for the ancient graveyard and a couple of houses but FOR SOME REASON random people still #go to live there. and they die there. like why #u stoopid go get a job

[iwillfightgodandwin]

Season 3 of OFMD; Stede and Ed get a dog and name it Izzy. He looks like this:

This dog just happens to have Izzy's soul inside of it. Hilarity ensues.

#ofmd 2 #izzy hands #he would piss on his own grave