#platonic rottmnt

[looking4userthatworks]

Being sick

Rottmnt edition

Romantic relationship not established yet

Raph

♡ would most likely be upset hearing the news, but after some thinking, I would take it as an opportunity to hang out with you

♡ Comes over to your place with groceries for chicken soup as much as he likes hanging out with you while you sick he's determined to get you feeling better

♡ Doesn't let you get up for anything for the reason being 'that he can get it for you'

♡ Plays music to help you sleep he says he'll wake you up when the soups done </3

♡ Check up on you he's just want to make sure you are resting

♡ Very worried mother vibes ngl

Leo

◇ as soon as you let him, you were sick he portals into your room with the sick day essentials like medicine, tea ingredients, etc.

◇ teases you about it but don't get him wrong he is still very much concerned about your health but he just won't let it show

◇ if you got house chores, expect them to ether be put off due to your sickness or done by none other than Nardo himself shock 😱😱😱

◇ If you have homework, hell, TRY to ether help you get it done or see if he can do it himself more often them not he just gets Donnie to do it

◇ instead of letting you rest he likes to keep you up to talk to him if he's gonna take care of you he might as well hang out with you

◇ if you do somehow manage to fall asleep, he'll probably end up leaving you alone, only entering your room to either check up on you or let you know the tea is done just like Raph</3

Donnie

Would come over at a time that's convenient for both of you most likely

When he does come over however he wears a mask and gloves can't be too safe after all

While preparing you medicine he'd give you a lecture about the cons of getting sick and the effects it has on your health and more importantly grades etc. and how to take care of yourself because he not always gonna be there to aid you thats a lie he'll always be there he just hates seeing you sick

The one and only time he actually does your homework is because you need your rest

Will absolutely NOT let you get up so your basically bed ridden the whole time

Other little head cannon, after you're done being sick, he'll enforce a schedule for a bit just to ensure you don't get sick as much and that you learned your lesson

Mikey

☆Your one and only person chef

☆ Makes you anything you want as long as you finish your soup

☆ Puts on something to watch while he's cooking, and he doesn't want you to get bored prob Lou Jitsu

☆ Although he doesn't like seeing you sick he think you look absolutely adorable all huddled up in those blankets!

☆ Cuddle time! It doesn't matter that your sick he's supposed to be a mutant warrior ment to end human kind right? So Draxum must have ensured that they have a strong immune system!!!

☆ He is also like a housewife in a sense? He basically makes sure your plants are watered trash is thrown out and the tissue box is always refilled

☆ This man expects nothing in return except quality time with you HES SO POOKIE

Srry if this was sort or bad this is my 1st time writing hcs 4 the turtles so please have patience with me!!! criticism is very much welcome just don't be 2 mean abt it ya know?

#rottmnt x reader #rottmnt x y/n #rottmnt x you #donatello x reader #donnie x reader #rise leo x reader #leo x reader #mikey x reader #platonic rottmnt #rottmnt headcanons #raph x reader #rise donnie x reader

[chairwritexv]

Can i request platonic hc rottmnt little sibling reader who's admiring their older brother leo?

Like they love how cool he is, how calm in stress situations & how he even outsmarted big mama in battle nexus champion and counted for EVERYTHING.

Reader is trying their best to be just like them and this warms leo's heart and help him emotionally since reader is trusting him & looking up to him.

AFDJSJSJAJXH THIS IS SO CUTE

ok so

he has self-esteem issues and- you wanting to be like him???

AJFHSJSJS

it helps his mental/emotional health so much not even kidding

means absolutely everything

don’t stop mk? mk

shows off for you ALL. THE. TIME. (it usually ends badly)

it annoys the crap out of his siblings

oh my god

means so much

he is SO smug about it on the outside tho

but inside

he’s MELTING

and the trusting thing?

someone actually looks up to him??? and trusts him???

extra sibling points for you

ok but SERIOUSLY

he’s so used to his family NOT trusting him with plans it’s expected at this point but then his little sibling is ACTUALLY showing trust and love and even wants to BE LIKE HIM?.???

he’s platonically in love

youre now his favorite sibling

you definitely play with his odachi pretending to be him when he’s not around

but when he saw you??.?

ducking. melted.

ABSOLUTELY teaches you how to use them bc he doesn’t want you to hurt yourself

if you hurt yourself he will drop the smug-ass act and tend to your wounds which he learned from donnie

will ‘scold you’ (tells you not to do that even tho it wasn’t on purpose)

then immediately goes back to teaching you

loves it sm

means absolutely everything

will protect you with his life

i mean he would before but ESPECIALLY now

afdjsjskaja

bonus blurb thingie for being one of the first 3 requests below !!

you watched leo with awe in your eyes as he took down another foot clan member, his swords swing gracefully in the air as he decapitated the paper fiend, your eyes widening in wonder from behind the box as he did so. ok, so you weren’t technically supposed to be here. your brothers didn’t think you were ready to fight yet, which you were mostly fine with, but you just had to see your big brother leo in action!! he was your idol, basically. you looked up to him so much, he was just so awesome! you’d trust him with your life. i mean, you’d trust all your brothers with your life. but specifically leo. so, here you were. hiding behind a bunch of boxes and watching your brother kick ass. what could be better? well, maybe if that foot clan member hadn’t noticed you… the member’d snuck up behind you, ready to attack, unnoticed to you. you were too busy watching your brothers. until leo looked straight at you, his eyes, flashing to concern and worry as he used his swords to create a portal and jump through it. you tilted your head in slight confusion before you heard a noise behind you, you immediately turning around to see what it was. which was when you saw leo jump out of a portal and onto the foot clan member that was about to attack you. he swiftly cut the paper fiend in half, the paper bits flying around. after getting over the slight shock, you ran over and hugged leo, despite yourself. he jumped back, surprised before hugging you back. before he even had the chance to ask if you were alright, you’d already started singing his praises. “leo!!! that was awesome!!! thank you so much!! that was like- like amazing!! you’re like the best brother ever!! i’m gonna like- i-i’m gonna be like exactly like you when i’m older!!” as you rambled on, leo could feel his face heat up. he was awesome? someone wanted to be like- like him? you just gave the the confidence boost he didn’t know he needed. he didn’t say that, of course. he put on a smug smile and slung his arm around your shoulders, cutting off your rambling. “yep, i’m awesome~ c’mon lil sib, let’s get donnie to check on ya-“ “i’m fine-!” ”mmm, we’ll see…-“

hope you enjoyed! thanks for requesting !!

#chair writes #rottmnt x reader #platonic rottmnt #platonic rottmnt x reader #sibling reader #rottmnt x sibling reader #leonardo hamato x reader #leonardo hamato x sibling reader

[terrible-turtles]

Being Baron Von Draxums Assistant Includes...

You're a young Yokai when he finds you. A street smart teen that has no where to go and is just doing their best to survive alone in the dangerous hidden city. Baron remembers being a simple warrior before he was an alchemist. He remembers being ignorant and poor before he gained power and became rich.

He observes you for some time, noticing how you only steal what you need and never take a surplus. Your always in the background. How you help out other street kids. He remembers having to be crafty like you, never sleeping and always being on high alert. He remembers how it felt not to have a bed or home. How it felt having to rely on only himself. So he approaches you with an offer.

He needs help with his plans. Help in his lab. Help around the mansion. Help on missions. Honestly he just needs help. And he needs someone he can trust. Someone smart and crafty like you, like him. Your quick reflexes and ingenuity are perfect for what he needs in a partner and he's more than willing to pay well and let you stay in his mansion with him.

Honestly it's his offer or eventually getting captured by Big Mama. The woman is constantly on the look out for poor Yokai no one would look for if they went missing. You've seen what happens in those fights, what happens to Yokai like you that aren't careful one day and just disappear.

You're worried. I mean he's a famous warlord, it's understandable to feel nervous but your options are limited. So like he expects you take his offer. The contract he writes isn't binding. You're free to leave whenever you desire as long as you don't tell anyone what you've seen or heard. A simple secret oath and Baron feels confident to begin teaching you.

Your job is fairly simple, well it is at first. He wants you to adapt to his lab not just be thrown in with no warning. Your his assistant not some lab rat. At least if you prove useful you won't become a lab rat.

You have an affinity for magic he learns. It's small but it's there and he finds it fasnciating. While he noticed you were always in the background he didn't realize how in the background until you came to his mansion. It turns out your powers allow you to be seen but not focused on. A type of chameleon like shifting ability or perhaps an affinity for shadow magic that makes it hard for people to focus on you unless you want to be seen.

After discovering what your capable of Baron helps by teaching you how to use your abilities. He takes it upon himself to train you both in the mystique and martial arts. While you know how to street fight and have a natural sort of street smarts from your unfortunate circumstances he teaches you more difficult moves so that you won't ever be easily overpowered.

You use your new found power to go out on stealth missions for Baron. And hes more than impressed with your progress and work. You steal and get information for him or deliver packages and pick things up. You're always in and out and you've never been caught. Even after a fight, your enimies say you were like a shadow.

While he sends you on plenty of missions and has you working hard when you're not training with him, Baron never expects you to kill or kidnap anyone for him. You may have the occasional fight or run in with trouble while out of the mansion but he does the hard stuff. You do the easier more time consuming or stealth required tasks.

It doesn't take long for the gargolyes to welcome you as apart of the family. When their not on Barons shoulder their following you around asking you questions curious about your life and who you were before you were employed by the Baron. They report back to the Baron because he's not good at asking about the emotional aspect of one's life and he learns about you through them as you learn about him through them. They act as good buffers and when tension is high or trust thin they keep the peace allowing you both to connect in ways you couldn't alone.

Your well taken care of and Baron quickly comes to like your presence around the mansion as more than a minion and more of his kid. You may have started as a scared shadow but you've made your mark known and the mansions just as much yours as it is his. You make it feel more homey and you make him see what he's fighting for. The future of young yokai like you.

Little gifts show up in your room. The gargoyles are always giving you trinkets but they do it in person. These are from the Baron. Books mostly. But mystic weapons and candies or strange things from the market are also frequent. Especially after a fight. You both struggle with your words so this is the second best thing. He often finds things in his room from around the area your mission sent you too.

Physical affection is rare as touching isn't something he typically does outside of training. That being said he likes to give the occasional hair ruffle or side hug when you've done a particularly good job. The gargoyles however are much less shy so you're never starved for attention or affection. Baron's also not light on praise. While he's shy to do so in public because of his image when you're alone he lets you know how he feels about your success and failures.

You're a happy family and someday maybe soon you'll meet your brothers and they can join the family too.

#baron teaches you super dubious but also funny things he cares about you in his own weird way #baron von draxum x reader #baron von draxum #rottmnt #rottmnt x reader #platonic rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rise of the tmnt #rise of the tmnt x reader #platonic rise of the tmnt

[thatoneapollokidevan]

Can i please request rottmnt famous actress! Female! Reader x all boys turtles?

Type; platonic, friendship, HCs.

The plot is about reader who joins April's school & tho everyone are going nuts over her (she's beautiful, have a career & they're fans of her work) the turtles weren't so excited because they thought she would be your everyday stereotype famous actress; spoiled brat, bossy...etc. So imagine their shock when they met her & find how of sweetheart, caring person she is.

I love this <3

Actress

Rottmnt x fem! Reader platonic

M/N = Movie’s name

C/N = Character name

• You were new to this school

• Since you’ve been homeschooled your hole life bc of you being an actress you were very excited

• The day you came you were already overwhelmed

“Omg Is that actually Y/N”

”isn’t she the girl that played C/N in M/N”

• As much as you were happy people thought you were a good actress you knew that people would take advantage of this

• It’s been a week at this school and you were pretty tired

• You haven’t talked to anyone making some people thinking you were rude

• That was until you got randomly paired up with this girl named April

• you were pretty awkward bc you weren’t used to this situation

• As much as you tried you couldn’t say

“i can do this” or “let me do this and you can do that”

• it made you believe you were rude and i think April thought so to bc that same day she went to the turtles to talk about this

“It was so annoying she didn’t do anything nor tried to help” she said laying down on the sofa

“Ugh i hate those people” Donnie said

“How could she think that is okay i mean you- she- ugh i can’t think right now” Mikey said

(bc i hc him to get really frustrated and might even cry when he can’t really word what he’s thinking)

“are you sure she just isn’t shy” Raph said obviously trying to be more mature of the hole situation

“Yo April next time ya’ see her look her straight into the eyes and say: You’re NOT the boss of me and you also need to help” Leo said with his hands on her shoulders”

“okay next time i meet her ill just say that*

*time skip to a couple days later*

• You were both at Aprils apartment to do the assignment

• You were still awkward bc this was a very new situation

• just when you were about to speak April suddenly interrupts you

“hey i know you’re an actress or whatever but that does NOT give you an excuse to be rude to people” she tried to be more calm but it still came out as a pretty harsh tone

“Y-yeah sorry” you said and started to work

*skip to after the sun went down*

•the turtles and April were out playing basketball as usual

“I GOT IT” Mikey said but then the ball bounced of the basket

“Great job Mikey” Leo said sarcastically

“Leo don’t be mean” Raph said noticing Mikey was pretty upset about it

• little did they know you were there going on a walk with your neighbours dog

• You saw the hole think happen and even though they were literally mutant turtles you saw that they were upset

• you tied the dog to a lamppost while you started to climb that tree

*the next day*

•since it was Saturday you decided to just walk to Aprils apartment you brought some homemade baked goods to apologise to April and give her the ball so she could give it to her friends

•when you knocked you got no response so you decided to open the door to be met by April and the four turtles

• They were staring at you like ‘why tf are you here’ kinda look

“I’m sorry to interrupt but i saw that you lost your basketball and i just wanted to give it back” you said not looking at them bc otherwise you would get to nervous

“Aw sweet” Mikey basically yelled

•They were pretty shocked you would even do anything like this bc they thought you were rude

“oh April I’m sorry i didn’t hell that much on the project but here” you place a basket on the floor that smelled amazing

“why are you doing this i thought you didn’t like me?” April asked

“well i- i dont dislike you i was just kinda nervous for the project and i- I’m sorry i came of as rude” you said

• they noticed you’re very serious and not just doing it bc you had nothing better to do

Let’s say they liked you more then they thought

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Yay I’m done and I’ll maybe do a part 2

#rottmnt #rottmnt x reader #platonic rottmnt #rottmnt x reader platonic #fem reader

[poppedbubblgum]

Recovery days

#rottmnt #rottmnt fanart #my art #sketchy #I love drawing them hugging so much #tcest dni this is platonic

[lara-cairncross]

Day 6: turning their cheek to get a kiss, with Leo and Mikey! 🩵🧡

and just to be safe: Tc*est dni. I will hunt you for sport

#16 days of platonic affection #rottmnt #rottmnt mikey #rise mikey #rottmnt leo #rise leo #my art #baja blast

[professionalscribbler]

CASS IS TRENDING AT NUMBER 3 BEATEN ONLY BY LITERAL PRIDE AND ACROSS THE SPIDERVERSE MY BONES ARE VIBRATING

#cass apocalyptic series #cass you are so cool #i love you (platonically and respectfully) #eats your art #rottmnt #you beautiful artist you

[butterflyscribbles]

Bunch of fluffy miscellaneous turtle scribbles. Can you tell my favorite thing in the whole world is just drawing them all being super mushy towards each other?

#rottmnt #rise of the tmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rise leo #rise mikey #rise raph #rise donnie #rise april #btw still all familial and platonic #they’re so good y’all they love each other so muchhhhh #also the first parts a bit donnie focused since I was thinking about all the contact he likes when he’s feeling up for it #he may be touch averse most of the time but rivals mikey in clinginess when he’s in a mood for it

[ekko-anarchist]

More undercover human wrestler Raph designs!!

I’m actually already so invested in this concept haha!

After I recover from burn out, imma do something with this for sure!

#rise tmnt #platonic #rottmnt raph #rottmnt #tmnt fandom #rottmnt au #rottmnt fanart #rottmnt leo #rottmnt designs #rottmnt headcanons #rottmnt human au #original design #digital artist #fanart #au fanart

[chairwritexv]

Can i request platonic rottmnt little sibling chubby with all of the brothers HC?

Reader is same age as Mikey but what makes them different is they're on the plus size, their ninpo were made to be support class (and yes am thinking of rpg games).

This makes reader insecure about themselves; they're not " helping much " and they believe they're fat and not strong or skiny or have toned muscles like the rest of the mad dogs which put them down.

However the 4 brothers think otherwise and they have their own way to show their love & affection to reader/p

yess!! WE LOVE CHUBBY PEOPLE !!! i am such a green bean tho akfsjdns

also, i don’t play rpg games a ton, but after looking it up it appears to be a healer kinda? sorry if i got it wrong !

r a p h

is actually really surprised to learn youre insecure about your size and ninpo

he’s pretty big but doesn’t really have problems with it ??? of course he doesn’t really realize the difference between ‘beefy af’ and ‘le chubby’ lmao

he wasn’t entirely sure what to do at first bc he’s never seen this before

and with his sibling?.?? afjsjsj

when he realized/you told him he tilted his head in confusion stared at you before bursting out

“you don’t like your body??? why???”

“raph has a big body and he don’t care!”

didn’t understand at first

“you’re the most perfect little sibling raph could want !”

”no matter what yer size!”

kinda felt bad, he felt like he should’ve noticed sooner since he was the Big BrotherTM

made sure not to be accidentally offensive about it just in case

when one of those lose-weight-or-no-one-will-love-you thought inducing ads would come on raph would block the tv

“DONT LISTEN TO IT!! YOU ARE PERFECT NO MATTER WHAT YOUR SIZE!!!”

l e o

ok so. the lil shit probably teased you abt it in the past. but NOT in a rude or offensive way. like affectionate . well he tried to come off affectionate anyways …

he’d like just poke at your chub n stuff y’know?

he wasn’t really trying to be offensive he just found it interesting since all his other brothers were skinny beans, and raph was just super beefy

but oh my god

BOI FELT SO BAD WHEN YOU TOLD HIM YOU WERE INSECURE ABT IT

”…what?”

feels like it’s all his fault

apologizes so much abt it he’s the one the needs reassuring afsjdn

he wasn’t the main reason of your insecurities , but his teasing hadn’t helped it… yknow?

he reassured you there was nothing wrong with your body OR ninpo and no reason to be insecure abt it

tells you his past ‘teasing’ wasn’t meant to be rude in any way and apologizes

he hasn’t teased you abt it for awhile anyways, but still makes sure not to be rude abt it in any ways whatsoever

if one of those lose-weight ads comes on he’ll tell you a stupid joke or something to move your attention away from it

still feels bad abt the teasing tbh

d o n n i e

he’s the second most surprised

i mean, he knows that people feel insecure abt their chub sometimes thanks to the internet but he wasn’t expecting one of those people to be you

i mean, you weren’t even that chubby in his opinion

uses logic to reassure you that your body is fine in every way

same with your ninpo

”your ninpo is very important and crucial to the team, y’know-“

he will not have his little sibling being insecure >:(

if he notices you staring at yourself in the mirror with a less-then-positive-face on, he’ll drag you away from it under the guise of wanting to show you his latest invention

not good with emotions but he’s doing his best ok

if those lose-weight-and-you’ll-finally-be-perfect ads comes on he’ll either distract you somehow or cover your eyes with his battle shell arm

m i k e y

was confused at first, not understanding what you meant

when he finally understood he gasped

his twin?? disliking their body/ninpo???? UNACCEPTABLE

cue the doctor feelings speech

does absolutely everything in his power to make you feel good abt yourself

will draw you SPECIFICALLY highlighting your pudge bc there is nothing wrong with it and will take that to his grave

sends you body-affirming stuff at random times

will paint his nails with you whilst reassuring you you’re absolutely beautiful the way you are ✨

a lose-weight ad?

he will DRAMATICALLY scream at you not to watch it-

”Y/N! DONT WATCH IT!! ITS FULL OF LIES-“

-before hugging you and dramatically putting his hand to his head

”LIES!!!”

it’s such a funny distraction technique you can’t not burst out laughing

thanks for reading!! hope you enjoyed!!!

#rottmnt x sibling reader #rottmnt x reader #rottmnt #platonic rottmnt x reader #platonic rottmnt #rottmnt x chubby reader #chubby reader #x chubby reader #x sibling reader #x chubby sibling reader #chair writes #writing rq

[teaableu]

Hrmmm art style

Last four are post season 1 for the family bonding arc

- “I am not your brother”

- “I diagnose you with emo” (/j)

- “I diagnose you with emo” (/j)

- “I diagnose you with emo” (/j)

- “One. I fear I have been disarmed”

#emd doodles :) #I have plans for emd!mikey #the more I draw twonatello the more silly he looks to me #emd au #teaaart #even more of a disaster au #evil disaster twins au #rottmnt #rottmnt fanart #rise donnie #rise leo #rise raph #rise mikey #rottmnt separated au #villain disaster twins au #emd one #emd two #this is platonic of course don’t make me get the nerf gun

[thatoneapollokidevan]

Platonic headcanons for rottmnt characters

• You probably met bc of April

• You’ve been friends with her for a while and she asked you if you wanted to meet her other friends

• You of course said yes but you were pretty weirded out by the fact that she said that you needed to promise not to freak out

• You thought it was just something like they carried around a snake 24/7 or something like that

• Never in a million years would you have thought it was a bunch of mutant turtles

• you tried your best to ignore that and focused more to get to know them

• turns out you get along better then you would think since they’re mutant turtles

*fast forward to when you’re actually friends*

•you visited them almost every day

(Probably bc they and April are your only friends and April has school)

• anyways

• i think they see you as a part of their family even if you’ve only known them for like a week

• I still think Leo would play flirt nothing serious he would never commit to it but he has 100% just been like

“are you lightning bc you are mc’queen”

• Or if your a dude its

“do you play soccer bc you’re a keeper” *skateboards away into a wall and crashes*

*cut to Donnie laughing his ass off*

• You are probably the only one Donnie trust in his lab

• NO touching though

• You and Raph are officially the platonic parents

• Mikey has accidentally called you mom/dad

• if you’re even the slightest shorter the Leo he’s gonna bend down to *air quotes* your level when you talk or use you as an arm rester even if you’re like one millimetre shorter

• And if you’re taller he’s gonna BOMBARDE you with HoWs ThE wEaThEr Up ThErE??

•btw super supportive if you tell them ANYTHING if that is your gonna confess to someone or you tell them your gay, bi, lesbian ect they are SO supportive

in conclusion 10/10 friends

sorry if this was short

@snipersiniora

#rottmnt #platonic rottmnt #rottmnt x you #rottmnt x reader platonic

[snugglecat453]

BOOM DISASTER TWINS. I bet you can clearly tell that they are quite literally my favorite duo. I’ve always favored twins for some reason- that’s a weird thing with me!

#NOT tcest #save rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #Rottmnt #rottmnt fanart #rottmnt fandom #Leo #Donnie #Mikey #Raph #brotherly love #platonic love #disaster twins #rottmnt disaster twins

[2aceofspades]

No. 3 mind meld

Mikey looks so...different without white irises oh golly gee..

Anywizzle! This is a 'part 3' to The artist comic

My brain kinda exploded today so...

#rottmnt #rise of the tmnt #f!leo #future leo #f!mikey #future michelangelo #bad future rottmnt #wrong fabricated time branch #love a good ol' platonic forehead touch oohh yeah mm.. #honestly love how this turned into a lil comic series thing heh 🤭✨ #:)

[lara-cairncross]

Day 5: holding onto each other in crowds to be safe, with Mikey and April :))

and just to be safe: Tc*est dni. I will hunt you for sport

save me April O’Neil… save me

#rottmnt #rottmnt mikey #rise mikey #rottmnt april #rise april #rottmnt fanart #16 days of platonic affection #my art

[cutielights]

AHHHHHHHH! I LOVE UR WORK!!!!!!!!c

If u see this, can you do Rottmnt boys x sister reader? And when I say she’s random, I mean RANDOM

Y/n: Dee Dee Dee Dee Dee Dee Dee Dee Dee Dee Dee Dee Dee Dee i Dee Dee Dee Dee Dee Dee Dee Dee Dee Dee

Donnie: WHAT!?!

Y/n: ……can I have APPY juice?

Donnie: No

Thank u

TYSM LOVLEY <3333 I CRUMPLE OVER AND DIE WHEN PEOPLE SEND IN ASKS LIKE THIS

I’m just putting this as g/n so it can be read as anything and more people are comfortable reading it bc for a while I avoided F! Readers like the plague haha gender dysphoria go brrr

Tw: mild language

Nobody panic. It’s not lol-so-random-xD core.

Rise boys + Random sibling reader (platonic! tcest dni)

Leo

Encourages it

You probably learned it from him let’s be honest

“Let’s poor soup on dads head.”

“Miso or Tomato?”

Giving Raph heart attacks with the shit you guys say

“You’re gonna do w h a t ?”

“Don’t worry about it.”

“And afterwards we’re getting door-handles for April.”

“Does she need new door handles?”

“She will.”

Raph

He grew up with this

He is still panicking over the soup incident

He has you, Leo and Mikey sharing a braincell

Wishes you all had one brain cell each

Sometimes you say something that really just throws him off though

Waking him up in the middle of the night just to tell him something

“Crocs are like the Tumblr of footwear.”

“It’s literally five am, please go to sleep.”

“Like here?”

“No. In your room.”

Donnie

Spending your free time annoying him

You guys are siblings that’s basically a free pass

In your eyes at least

“Do you think you could make like a cheap jungle, bigger than like Russia?”

“A, a cheap jungle?”

“Yeah that’s what I said.”

*cue a long rant on why making a functioning jungle wouldn’t be cheap in any way due to inflation and costs and buying the land and the seeds and creating a functioning ecosystem god forbid you want to put animals in there*

“Yeah but like, could you though?”

“Did you even LISTEN?”

He then kicked you out of his room

Mikey

Matching each other’s energy

“I kinda feel like a soggy plate of broken pottery.”

“Mood.”

“With cheese on it.”

“Just like a pizza.”

“Pineapple pizza? Nah, the next step is grape pizza.”

“WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?”

Embodiment of dumb and dumber

Both of you probably have adhd let’s be completely honest here

Getting distracted at least ten times during five minutes

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