#pls do not rebagel

[azhdarcho]

#pls rebagel #I’m thinking I’ll take the top three from each poll and do a final deathmatch #apologies if your favorites never made the list

[blinkpen]

Yknow something that’s funny is, I’m a nonbinary lesbian, and I’m also one of those nonbinary people who very much prefer it when strangers who see me IRL can’t tell from first glance what I am or could be, or what I “should” be, and my breasts had been a source of significant physical distress and dysphoria, but once I got them removed? I actually became much less bothered by getting she/her’d.

I’m still nonbinary! And lean even more Butch than I did before - but I no longer feel nearly the amount of emotional baggage about my alignment with femininity or how mine, or lack thereof, is perceived.

Sometimes, I even roll with it and lie, if I think it’s a worthwhile troll. On two distinct occasions this past year, an old person who was clearly getting excited for an opportunity to be transphobic, was quick to come up to me, completely unprompted, and go “hehe, you know, you’re still a girl, no matter what you do to your body" and I was like “...yes? never said i wasn’t? what’s up” and then I got to see their brain short circuit before my very eye, as someone who wasn’t going to respect my lack of gender, is now having to mentally process the idea of a cis woman willingly removing her tits just because she genuinely likes it better that way. Like they can’t comprehend it. It’s so funny.

#sporadic warbling #there are in fact cis women who do this #even if much like trans people they have to fight tooth and nail to get it done #wanna Bigger Boobs? sure no problem here's your surgery date #wait you want the opposite of that? are you sure? are you Sure sure? are you SURRREE? (asks this for 6 months nonstop) #donut rebagel pls (the option to disable reblogging isn't showing up for me Again good and functional website)

[raymondshields]

Actually, let's play a game, motivated by me who doesn't want to study for his cloud computing final exam tomorrow at 7pm.

Send me a number via ask or reply between 2 and 734. I will look at my giant Sagiverse spreadsheet, check which OC is at that number, and tell you both who created / RPs them (my or my fiance) a little bit about them.

#sg.txt #the list is alphabetical by first name so feel free to guess hoping to get a specific character #and line 1 is the header so #i'll rebagel this in the morning as well but i do genuinely want asks so pretty pls if you're interested send some in #pls let me infodump about my ocs....

[ashtrayfloors]

One more selfie from yesterday. This one is a little more risqué than the ones from my other blog. It’s technically SFW, but you can see my (ripped) undies in it so I’m putting it under a cut so you don’t have to look if you don’t wanna. Also, please don’t rebagel, thanks.

#pls no rebagel // #seriously do not do it // #feel free to send nice comments though! // #in the midnight hour babe #more more more #with a rebel yell #she cried more more more

[mercyburned-aa]

send me ✨ + a muse if you’re a multi and I’ll tell u 1-3 plot ideas that I think would be neat to write with you. ( pls do not rebagel this! )

#&. ‛ this is the voice that i was given.︐ › ooc. #DO NOT REBAGEL PLS

[arathergrimreaper]

Curious about something:

Rebagel if you vote, pls.

#it polls for thee

[socksolotl]

My dog is making a bouquet for my mom's birthday and is upset that I'm not considering alternative "flowers."

So I have a bunch of long twigs that my mom's dog keeps bringing me to try to purchase treats (as we have unfortunately taught her the concept of currency) ((don't worry, we don't just give her treats every time, she is Monitored)), and I'm saving the ones of decent length to turn into a bouquet for my mom's birthday. It'll be tied with strips of fabric and ribbon she's brought me (one a lovely blue) ((mother sews and thus has these things laying around)).

Thing is, she's also brought me such thing as a lightly chewed disposable straw, a piece of wire, a roll of duct tape, and other miscellany. I feel like including them would make a truer representation of what her contributions are, but can't decide if it fits the aesthetic.

The dog in question (her name is Boudicca but we call her Boo Bear):

Pls rebagel etc for maximum number of responses to either force me into conformity, or liberate me (and by extension my dog) from societal expectations.

#polls #c'est ma vie #my polls #dog #she is so happy to bring things #i've quite the collection now #pets #my pets #boudica the dog

[softshrimpy]

Besties, I need you to know I do see your messages in my inbox but I have the attention span of an actual child and forget to reply. Pls know I love all your comments and messages and rebagels. Y’all are gems and mean the world to this dumb lil skrimp. ✨🦐

#shrimp speaks

[ariadynamics]

Please don’t get normaler over Pierre and his brand manager bf. go crazy, go wild, write that third fic. It’s calling you

FRIEND, you're not supposed to encourage me! But since you are and I'm shameless, I'm going to post a part of something here 😌.

I think this can stand alone without additional context (it's COMPLICATED).

(pls do not rebagel)

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#my fic #asks #anon #ilierre #tiny fic #otp: he can cry and it's not a shame

[mercurygray]

I posted 2,578 times in 2022

867 posts created (34%)

1,711 posts reblogged (66%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@mercurygray

@carbone14

@shoshiwrites

@marvelingjules

@captainkilly

I tagged 2,357 of my posts in 2022

Only 9% of my posts had no tags

#asked and answered - 153 posts

#i have written a thing - 138 posts

#shopping for a fanfic - 131 posts

#rebagelling for a later crowd - 115 posts

#the care and feeding of your friendly writer - 98 posts

#this has been a psa - 97 posts

#writing - 92 posts

#joan warren - 85 posts

#original girl gang - 79 posts

#house of the dragon - 78 posts

Longest Tag: 137 characters

#(which is great! your brain needs downtime! but pls try something with a higher difficulty setting too cos your brain needs that as well)

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

One of my fandom servers recently shared another post about the vicious 'comments-likes-kudos-reblogs-no one is sharing my stuff' cycle that often pop up in internet writer circles.

And after we'd gone on a ways, one of the people in this conversation (the always lovely and astute @captainkilly) pointed out that that what writers want when we complain about things like this - what a lot of us want, anyway - isn't necessarily pure attention, but connection. We want to talk with someone about something that makes us happy. We've written something down specifically for the express purpose of giving voice to a thought we have. We want to have a conversation - ideally a deep and genuine one, but a conversation regardless.

I thought this was a very valid take. And I realized something else, too - To find that person, you have to BE that person.

How do I know this? Because I'm TERRIBLE at it. I have been the person on the sideline stamping my foot that my genius isn’t being noticed and isn’t that awful?  I can't start conversations on the internet FOR BEANS - I can be VERY self conscious when I want to be. I've done this with exactly four people over the last two years. Three of them are still talking to me.

And here's where this story gets interesting. That fourth person? I asked them for perceived internet clout. I wanted to be in their circle because I thought it would bring me fame and recognition and legitimacy and they could put me in front of eyeballs, and you know what, they're NOT still talking to me, because to be honest, I figured out after a while that she didn't care about my stuff - and I had never cared about hers.

But those other three folks? They'd jump through the internet and hit someone for me. I love them to bits. I would jump through the internet for them, too.

Connection, not attention. Talk to people. 

125 notes - Posted April 14, 2022

#4

House of the Dragon 1.9 thoughts: I love Jace's shocked Pikachu face with Helaena's speech. Like, what, that's how marriages work around here? I've only seen Mom with Dad, Totally Not Dad, and Daemon, and they all never treated her like that. This is an outrage.

128 notes - Posted October 10, 2022

#3

I went to go see the new Top Gun again after work ($5 Mondays!) and I think I found the moment in the movie where Phoenix really adopts Bob.

In their first dogfight against Maverick, Hangman is flying with Phoenix and Bob, and after their plane is shot down, Hangman desperately asks for help trying to find Maverick when the sun is in his eyes.

Phoenix reminds him that she's dead and therefore out of the game, and Bob says "See you in the afterlife, Bagman."

It's the first time someone else has used Phoenix's derogatory take on his callsign - and Phoenix smiles. Yeah, this guy's on her team. Just watch someone try to take her WSO. (And he made a joke!)

251 notes - Posted June 27, 2022

#2

Things You Said Prompts

… in the dark

… in the aftermath

… under a bridge

… for comfort

… with intent to harm

… in the shade of a tree

… where the water was loud

… out of anger

… out of fear

… when I wasn't listening

… when I was gone

… where everyone could hear

… where no one could hear

… when I wasn't meant to hear

… that you regretted after

… when we were afraid

… when we were in danger

… when one or more of us was drunk

… after the storm had passed

… to comfort me

… far away from all of it

… when we woke

… while we slept

… with our bodies and not our voices

… when we were close together

… when the world was ending

things you didn't say at all

336 notes - Posted April 19, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Achievements in Fan Writing:

inarticulate screaming in comments

'i read this in one sitting'

'i don't usually read this but I liked yours'

'I hoped somebody would be writing [x] and then I found this!😍'

'i didn't even know I needed this until now'

'i've never even seen this show but i loved this'

'you bastard now i'm writing this too'

'I have had your OC for only a day but if anything happened to them I would...'-insert meme here

'you made me start shipping [pairing]'

'you made me see this character differently'

'you made me see this character'

'here i drew you fanart based on your fic'

made it onto someone's rec list

2,607 notes - Posted February 21, 2022

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#tumblr2022 #year in review #my 2022 tumblr year in review #your tumblr year in review #false #long post #text post

[dead-eyes-roll]

just wondering

rebagel for bigger sample size bla bla bla

#POLLS #i got polls #polls #oh all the polls #me personally? #i’ve got 38

[seokmins]

Hope everyone knows I am always happy to do my best rebageling and loving all ppl's creations on this hellsite w/ my stoppid lil blogs pls feel free to tag me and/or use my tracking tag so I see ur works if I miss them! I'll be getting busy soon and won't be scouring the tags as much so always feel free to do whatever it takes to get my attn, it doesn't bother me!

#I want to alway support everyone #The reason I'm slower w/ fics is bc I want to actually read ppl's work but I promise I'll reblog them when i do #Otherwise I will reblog them to my bookmark blog #ILY guys and always want to support y'all <3 #elv's mumblez

[ashtrayfloors]

Just sitting here drinking wine, thinking about J. Thinking about drinking the best wine first, of course, but also thinking about that time he said: “I’m drinking my favorite wine, in that my favorite wine is usually whatever’s right in front of me.”

Also thinking about G., his love, whom I had only just befriended the night I last saw W/IFS live. I mean, I hadn’t spoken to him in nearly 7 years until that night in August 2019, and yet the one-year anniversary of his death is almost more than I can bear. So how hard must it be for her?

#pls no reblobs // #no rebagels // #i am so serious //// #do not do it /// #do not reblog /// #lightningstruckitself #death #grief #alcohol #drink the best wine first #the j. in question is t'cloth o'course #i miss you you bastard

[killbaned]

when i was checking out at staples, weirdly enough the earbuds i bought had a security alarm on it but the SSD didn’t (maybe bc they keep the ssd’s in the back?) and when my cashier set the bag in the little cubby for it, the security device set off the alarm bc i’m guessing they have the thing next to the bagging area like we do at blue hardware.

anyway, it was going off for the whole transaction while she was ringing up my ssd, and i fumbled my email thing and had to redo it and stuff and i didn’t think much of it, figuring she was going to get to it once her hands were free. i was wondering like, how it wasn’t immediately driving her nuts though bc it’s just as loud as the ones we have at blue hardware and i fucking HATE those goddamn things and have personally gotten VERY GOOD at bypassing the plate sensor to move the item to the key to unlock it without setting it off.

anyway, finally she kind of stopped and asked her coworker (who funnily enough, is one of my former coworkers from both dollar tree and wags lmao) ‘what is that noise?’ and the coworker said it was the security alarm.

my cashier pulled the bag back over to find the tag and unlock the thing, and then in a very like, idk maybe ashamed/defeated tone of voice went, “i’m so sorry, i’m hard of hearing and have a cochlear implant. i can only barely hear that alarm.”

and like?? i had noticed her voice sounded ‘different**’ but i honestly didn’t think anything of it? and i didn’t think anything about her not getting the alarm tag right away either?

and this isn’t a “oh look at me being nice to the disabled person hoo hoo!” this is a “remember please i am also disabled” thing. i emphasized she didn’t have anything to apologize for, and it’s no trouble at all, and she still thanked me like twice more before i left and my point is it makes me so fucking mad, one disabled person to another, that deaf/hard of hearing people have to fucking apologize all the goddamn time for existing!!

like, i can see how you’d need to mention it to make communication easier, but fuck it just burns me up every time i have an interaction and someone apologizes to me for being hard of hearing. i’m not mad that they’re explaining it, or mad that they’re apologizing, i’m mad that they feel they have to apologize in order to get a shred of fucking decency from whoever they’re communicating with!!

and i think the reason it makes me so fucking steamed too is because we literally have the fucking school for the deaf and the blind down here, so our population of hearing/visually impaired people is, as far as i know, higher than in a lot of other places. like, higher based on population density and all that.

and people know we have the fucking school, hell, even tourists down here for the first time will know as soon as they wander around down town long enough bc the school does touristy shit sometimes!! that’s how they make some money for their operating costs and stuff. (ray charles went to this school.)

and ugh idk this is just me yelling into the void pls don’t rebagel but ughghughughg. disabled people shouldn’t have to fucking apologize for existing and existing differently than abled people end rant.

#long post #goblin shenanigans.txt #**i say different because she had the syntax a lot of hard of hearing people have #but i honestly didn't pick up on it until she said something bc like....hard of hearing people have a vast variety of voices so??? #also speech impediments exist among lots of disabilities so jot that down #ugh anyway like i said this is just me being mad about ableism

[living-for-fiction]

Going on 6 hours of feeling that sinking, sticky, emotional-muck type feeling of wanting to burst into tears and being miserable while knowing you don't have anyone irl you can really talk about it with... so I'll just make a pathetic fucking blog post about how shitty I feel I guess

#personal #pls do not rebagel #yay i'm miserable #technically I've been feeling pretty miserable for the past idk how long with random breaks in between #but yeah #it's really bad tonight #again #has been on and off for the past few weeks at least #and i can't talk about it with anyone #bc i'm not allowed to have these feelings #i have to be over it #or else i'm just not trying hard enough #idk i guess i could talk to l about it #but i'm not really comfortable with that? #idk #kinda want to die kinda want to self injure kinda want to get wasted and just not have to deal with anything #and i get to do exactly none of the above #which fuckin' sucks

[blunderpuff]

i did story time and the newspaper took pics

love that in media res shot :|

(the book was “Lion Lessons” by Jon Agee and all of his books are superbly weird)

#pls do not rebagel #me and my face #oh man i thought my sweater was a lovely shade of Fall Mustard but it's more like... Six Month Old Mac and Cheese #we GOT A RUNNER FOLKS! there he go in his lil red shirt... how did he run for thirty minutes straight... i don't understand that energy