if the end of episode 4 / part 1 of season 3 isn't the lady whistledown reveal and colin's blowup/meltdown about it. . .what are we even doing here? i saw someone go 'ooooh what if debling proposes and penelope says yes and that's the cliffhanger?'
my sister in christ, that literally holds ZERO weight and tension in polin's story. debling is an afterthought. a nothingburger to create extra drama. he is literally disposable as a character because we KNOW penelope and colin are endgame. that relationship will fall apart and the how of it. . .doesn't matter.
but lady whistledown? lady whistledown is the guillotine of their relationship and it has been hanging above their heads on a fraying string for YEARS now. it affects EVERYTHING that comes after. she is penelope's mask that has to be peeled off. she will flay colin's gentlemanly exterior clean to the bone.
just like. . .idk, think about the narrative structure for a second. it's being framed as a romcom, right? what does every romcom need?
a meetcute, a growing closeness, some external drama, a big relationship stresser / test, an *oh* moment, a reconciliation, a happy ending
debling is the external drama, not the stresser. debling cannot threaten polin's ship as endgame, or polin in general, because he literally does. not. matter. he was created by shonda to drive home the point that penelope is now post-glow-up (which also doesn't matter, because their relationship (debling and pen's) goes against the very heart of bridgerton as a concept, which is to fall in love in unconventional ways. oh how did the two of you meet? at a ball? dancing together? HOW riveting (not)), he is not meant to be the stress or fracture in polin as a pairing
meetcute? flashback of polin as kids
growing closeness? the lessons, reveals he's a writer, the kiss
external drama? she's dancing with other peeps
big relationship stressor? LADY WHISTLEDOWN
*oh* moment? AFTER LADY WHISTLEDOWN REVEAL. when he sees who Penelope is as a FULL person and falls for her anyway
reconciliation? AFTER LADY WHISTLEDOWN REVEAL!! at their engagement ball when she publishes about Cressida not being LW even though she said she'd stop and he realizes he loves her even if she's upset him, the same way Penelope realizes *she* loves *him* even if he's upset her
happy ending? you guessed it. AFTER. THE. LADY. WHISTLEDOWN. REVEAL (and honestly, probably the death of Lady Whistledown. because it depresses me to think that Penelope's ultimate happy ending is to continue writing petty gossip for the rest of her days when she could be fucking her hot husband on various beautiful beaches around the world and they write novels together)
lady whistledown is. the unearthing of her as another side of penelope. the secret cracking open, colin's facade fulling fading, his fury and humanity made tangible, penelope's nuance, her strengths and weaknesses and fears and hopes now barefaced. the harms she committed, the triumphs she accomplished. the strain it has on them as a pairing, the dynamic shift it introduces
i will eat my SHOES if part 1 doesn't end on the lady whistledown reveal because if it doesn't. . .what are we even doing here?
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Honestly this picture is doing more things to me than the chin hold one. Because yes a potential kiss is great and I’ve been dying to see it but you know it’s a kiss.
But this, here? RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY SALAD? I’m trying really hard to lead a normal life here.
What the fresh hell is this? Just look at him! The man is truly unhinged. The way he looks at her? The way he’s angled towards her? The way his knees is touching hers? And all of it in public and broad daylight? It is crazy to me that this man does not know that his whole axis resolves around her.
The boy will not be able to get up once his two working neurons finally catches up to his body and heart.
You two, kind sir, are most DEFINITELY and ONLY friends, there can be no doubts 🙂↕️
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Sedate me now for I shall most definitely NOT survive.
They both look so… so…….. so………………… predatory 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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New Bridgerton poster with Nicola Coughlan as Penelope Featherington
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what scenes are you hoping to see in season 3?
I'm going to assume you're talking about bridgerton season 3 :
The carriage scene
The mirror scene
The envelope cut scene
Him following her around town
Her being a bad bitch and defending herself
Him being confused with his feelings for her suddenly switching
Him being so giddy about receiving praise from pen (praise kink? /j)
Him opening up about his real feelings about her being lady whistledown
Pen and lady danbury
Pen and vicountess kate bridgerton
pen and Eloise becoming besties again, I miss them 😭
Wedding scene asap
Proposal scene
Married kathony
I'm probably forgetting some but yeah mostly these are important for me to keep loving, I'm pretty some these are confirmed and I'm beyond excited to see them on my screen or may 16th and June 13th
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"I never thought you would be so cruel"
Penelope, you fucked over both of the only female friends you had publicly and not only humiliated them, but forced them to face dire consequences for your choices, I don't know if you have the right to call anyone cruel right about now
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