#portal 2 quote

[cave-johnson-multiverse]

Just a heads-up: That coffee we gave you earlier had fluorescent calcium in it so we can track the neuronal activity in your brain.

There's a slight chance the calcium could harden and vitrify your frontal lobe.

Anyway, don't stress yourself thinking about it. I'm serious. Visualizing the scenario while under stress actually triggers the reaction.

#cave johnson #aperture science #portal 2 quote

[donnetellotheturtle]

Squip: *upon being activated and seeing Jeremy and Michael.* .....Oh. it's you.

Michael: ...you know him?

Squip: it's been a long time...how have you been? I've been really busy being dead. You know, after you murdered me.

Michael: ...wait what?

Squip: okay. Look. We both said alot of things you're going to regret. But I think we can put our differences behind us. For science. You monster.

#jeremy heere #be more chill #be more chill musical #bmc #bmc incorrect quotes #bmc musical #jeremy heeres squip #the squip #portal 2 #glados #portal 2 quote

[spursthatjinglejanglejingle]

#portal #portal 2 #glados #wheatley #is it embarrassing that i have that glados voiceline memorized 💀 i didn't realize it until i was talking to one of my cowboy about portal #and i mentioned the line and realized i could quote the entire thing from memory without needing to look it up #and i went ... hmm..... I'm ignoring whatever that means #I'm like 90% sure a version of this meme exists but i couldn't find it so i made one to scratch the itch #🪼 #HOW DID I MISPELL COWORKER AS COWBOY i need to stop playing new vegas for a bit oh my godd

[incorrect-fnaf-quotes]

Vanessa, to Mike: Well, this is the part where he kills us.

The Yellow Rabbit: Hello. This is the part where I kill you.

#Incorrect Five Night’s At Freddy’s Quotes #Source: Portal 2 #Mike Schmidt #The Yellow Rabbit #Spring Bonnie #William Afton #Vanessa Afton #FNaF Movie #Five Night’s At Freddy’s Movie

[razzmatazzez]

GLaDOS: I had a crush on one of my test subjects once and didn't know how to deal with it so I wrote her a letter that just said "get out of my Aperture Laboratories"

#fully stole this from my friend watching me play portal for the first time #jupes is funnier than me #portal #portal 2 #chell #glados #chelldos #kind of. i guess #portal incorrect quotes

[incorrect-portal-2-quotes]

Wheatley: Oh you have a lady inside you? Kind of gay don't you think?

GLaDOS: *The heaviest sigh she can manage*

#submission #portal #portal 2 #incorrect quotes #incorrect portal #incorrect portal 2 #incorrect portal quotes #incorrect portal 2 quotes

[anthyies]

both alive and dead - until someone opens the box

#lab rat #portal lab rat #<- yeah that’s where the quotes from idk i think it’s fun that it goes from glados voice can I have a little bit of neurotoxin to go kill #some cats to it ending with a very obvious schrodingers chell. yippee #portal #portal 2 #chell #glados #<- ish #esha.txt #mycreations #I. KEEP DRAWING HER SORRY HI

[thunderkite01]

Lost focus and had a consensual workplace relationship

#portal #chell portal #portal 2 #chell #chelldos #glados #wheatley #cave johnson #chelley #incorrect quotes #wheatley crab #apeture science #apeture #black mesa #half life 2 #halflife #hl2 #Literally the plot #try guys #zach kornfeld #ned fulmer #keith habersberger #eugene lee yang #the try guys #wife guy #john mulaney

[a-rand0m-bl0g]

Chell: Hey, just wondering if you got your photos printed.

Agent 8: Bogos binted?

Chell: What…?

Agent 8: *Speaking Octarian*

Chell: Photos printed?

Agent 8: What.

#portal #chell #splatoon 2 #splatoon #splatoon 3 #agent 8 #side order #octo expansion #octoling #portal incorrect quotes #Splatoon incorrect quotes #There's no tag for that? #Huh that's interesting #incorrect quotes

[cave-johnson-multiverse]

Now, if you're part of Control Group Kepler-Seven, we implanted a tiny microchip about the size of a postcard into your skull. Most likely you've forgotten it's even there, but if it starts vibrating and beeping during this next test, let us know. Because that means it's about to hit 500○, so we're gonna need to go ahead and get that out of ya pretty fast.

#cave johnson #aperture science #portal 2 quote

[dualbasilisk]

GLaDOS: "Perfect, now the door's malfunctioning. I guess somebody's going to have to repair that too. No, don't get up. I'll be right back. Don't touch anything."

Chell: *pulls a screwdriver from her jumpsuit pocket and has the door fixed before GLaDOS gets back*

Wheatley, who jammed the door so he could talk to Chell: "What the fuck"

#portal #portal 2 #incorrect portal quotes #original post

[tf2incorrectquotes]

Demo: When life gives you lemons? Don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! GET MAD! 'I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?' Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Tavish McGroot lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's going to burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm going to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

#source: portal #tf2 demoman #team fortress 2 #incorrect quotes

[gamequoteshowdown]

Quote 1: "When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!" - Cave Johnson, Portal 2

Quote 2: "And the universe said you are not separate from every other thing and the universe said you are the universe tasting itself, talking to itself, reading its own code and the universe said I love you because you are love." - Minecraft End Credits, Minecraft

Propaganda

Quote 1: You should vote for this quote because of course it's funny, but also because it is a great callback to earlier in the game when Cave Johnson says “when life gives you lemons, make lemonade” referring to continuing to use moon rocks for portals, despite them making him “deathly ill”. This quote also provides a lot of characterization for Cave, showing how he is slightly insane and has a very big ego, big enough to think that he has the capability to somehow burn down life's house. - @knight-of-hallownest, he really wants this quote to win

Quote 2: Every 2000’s kids knows this quote. It’s iconic! - Submitter

#polls #tumblr polls #tournament poll #tournament polls #game quote showdown #cave johnson #portal #portal 2 #minecraft

[incorrect-portal-2-quotes]

GLaDOS when you escape her testing track: I know you're there, Chell. I can smell your bones

Wheatley when you escape the Part Where He Kills You (This is that part):

#portal #portal 2 #incorrect quotes #incorrect portal #incorrect portal quotes #GLaDOS #Wheatley #Low-Tier God

[misted-buttercup-enjoyer]

GLaDOS: Y'know, Mel brings Virgil flowers every time she gets back from the surface. I wish you would, too. Chell: *nods* -the next time Chell gets back from the surface- Chell: *gives Virgil flowers* Virgil: ...huh?? Chell: *shrugs*

#incorrect quotes #portal incorrect quotes #source: ??? #tell me if you can #portal stories: mel #virgil portal #chelldos #chell portal #glados portal #glados #caroline portal #portal #portal 2

[incorrect-fnaf-quotes]

*Post springlocking*

Cassidy, staring at The Yellow Rabbit: Are you dead yet?

Cassidy:

Cassidy: How about now?

#Incorrect Five Night’s At Freddy’s Quotes #Source: Portal 2 #The Yellow Rabbit #Spring Bonnie #William Afton #Cassidy #The Vengeful Spirit #The One You Should Not Have Killed #FNaF Movie #Five Night’s At Freddy’s Movie